yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《qiziruxianaimaifangzichouqian,woquenazhemaifangkuanhehuajiu》shi“fengziyu”deqingxinzhizuo,shuzhongzhurengongshixuyanwangyang,xiaoshuogushijianshushi:shijingwan!”cishidewo,jiuxianggefengzi。lazheyilianmamudepeijiu**,zaimeiyouyinledehuanjingzhong,taozuidixiangshou。zhangmunianghaiguizaidishang,chaozhedimian,youyong……
qizideleruxianai,wunaimailefangzi,choujijiumingqian。woquenazhefangkuan,tiantianzaijiuba,haidaolingchenhuijia。
hualiaohoutoufadouyidiaoguangdeqizi,zhongyurenwukeren,daizheyijiaziqinqi,laijiubaduwo。“wangyang,
nizhenshigechushenga!nilaopodouzheigeyangzile,niquehaitiantianzaiwaimianguihun!”“womenmaifangzideqian,
shiyaojiyanyanjiumingyongdea!”kanzhetamen,woduanzhejiubei,hahayixiao。“fanzhengkuaisile,
hebilangfeizheigeqian。”zhuanshen,wojiuchaojiubajinglixiaozhehandao:“jintianwanshang,zaichangsuoyouxiaofei,
laozimaidan!”“xiongdiweiwu!xiexiexiongdi!”suizhewozheihuayichu,xianchangdunshiyipianhuanhu,
suoyourendoujuqijiubei,xiangwozhijing。wojuzhejiubei,suizheyinleniudongshenti。duiqiziyijia,
landezaikanyiyan。yinweihualiao,toufaquanbutuoluodeqizi,daizheyidingzhenzhimao,yankuangyijinghongle。jinjiezhe,
leishuimomodiliulexialai。rangrenkanle,xinshengkelian。“laogong,qiuqiunibiezheiyangzihaoma?womenhuijia,guai。
”danqizibingmeiyoufanu,ershishangqianhanzheleikenqiudikanzhewo,dishengzaiwoerbianshuodao。
quebeiwoyibatuikaile。“huishenmejia,wojintian,jiuhaimeihejinxing!”“shaolaifanwo!
”zhangmunianglianmangfuzhuleqizi,lianseyiranyipiantieqing。“nizheigechusheng,haiyouliangxinma!
”“yanyankeshinilaopoa!nizenmenenggouzheimeduita!”shuowan,zhangmuniangwanzheqizideshou,
yanmiandashengkuleqilai。zheiyangdechangmian,yerangxianchangbushaoren,doutoulaihaoqiyanguang。
jiuliangenwoyiqichulaidejigepengyou,cishidoumianlunankan,liezhezui,yizhenganga。“wangyang,
nihaishihuijiaba。”“nilaoposhentidouzheiyangle,zuoweizhangfu,zheiduanshijian,haohaozhaoguta。
”“biechulaihejiule。”shenzhi,lianwohualesanqiankuaiqiandiandepeijiu**,cishilianshangdouluchulebiyizhise,
manlianxianqidikanzhewo。“jiushi,laopodouzheiyangle,haichulaiheshenmejiua!”pa!
tingdaolianyigepeijiude**douganzheimeduiwoshuohua,woshuaishouyijierguang,henhenshanzailetadelianshang。
“niyouzigeshuohuama?”“woshirangnilaipeiwohejiude,bushirangnilaijiaoyuwode!”“jintianniderenwu,
jiushirangwohekaixinle!”shuowan,wocongbaolitaochuyibaxianjin,saijinduifangdelingkou。zheiduanshijian,
meitianlaijiuba,wodouzhunbeizhishaoshiwandexianjin。jiuyonglaizatamen。yongqianhuanzijikaixin。meiyouren,
yuanyigenqianguobuqu。duifanglikebizui,huifuleyilianxiaoyi。woyemanyiyixiao,zaiciwushilaopoyijiaren,
wuzidizaiwuchizhong,genzhedjdejiezou,baidongshenti。zheizhonglangdangdeziwei,rangwohenshuang!kezheishi,
putongyisheng,nianguobanbaidezhangmuniang,jingturanguizailewodemianqian。“wangyang,wojiniguixiale!
”“nixingxinghao,jiuwonveryimingba!”“baqianjiwo,haoma!”suizhezhangmuniangguixia,
changmianyechediluanle,suoyourendouwuxinzaikantaishangxinggandedj。fenfenjiangmuguangtouxianglewomen。shenzhilianyinle,
doujiaranerzhi。“zheigenandedaodishenmeqingkuanga!zheigedamazenmedoujitaguixiale。”“haoxiangshishuo,
neigedaimaozideshitaqizi,hualiaotoufadoudiaoguangle。xianzaijixuyibiqianjixuzhiliao,keneigenande,
jiushibuyuanyiji。”“zheinandeyetaichushengleba?naqizidejiumingqian,laijiubahuatianjiudi?
haibizijidezhangmuniangguixiale?”yinweiyinletingle,xianchangdezheixiexiaoshengdigu,wotingdetebieqingchu。raner,
woquewusuoweidisonglesongjian。suihou,yilianchaofengdikanzheguizaidishangdezhangmuniang,xixueyixiao。“weileqian,
doujiwoguixiale?”“xing,jiranruci,wojiujiniba。”tingdaowoyuanyijiqian,zhangmuniangdeyanzhong,
yedunshiluchuxiwang。manyanxijidikanzhewo。quebuliao,woconggangcaidebaoli,youchouleyiwankuaiqian,
shuaishourengzailetadelianshang。“jirannidouguixiale,neiwojiujiniyiwankuai。”“naleqian,ganjingun!
”sheidoumeiyouxiangdao,wohuiyongzheizhongfangshi,xiuruzijidezhangmuniang。jishigangcaidepeijiu**,
wodouwangtalingzili,saileliangwan。erzhangmuniangguizaiwomianqian,zhizhiyiwan!zheixia,
laozhangrenshichedikanbuxiaqule,xianglaiwenweneryadeta,huiqiyiquan,jiuchaowodaleguolai。helejiu,
woduoshanbuji,beihenhendazhongleyoulian。shunjian,zuijiaoyichulexianxue。“nigechusheng!wojintiandasinidele!
”“wonver,zenmehuijiajinizheizhongrena!”laozhangrenchedinule,chenjiyouyaoxiangwodalai。kezheiyici,
quebeiwoduokai,fanshoujiletayiquan。laozhangrendunshishentishiheng,zhongzhongdishuaizailechajiqian。yishijian,
nalihaizhandeqilai。“ba!”qizijianzhuang,likekuzhepuleshangqu,fuzhulelaozhangren。yanlei,
gengshikuangyongerxia。“laogong,qiunibiezheiyang,haoma?”“qiuqiunile,wozhendeqiuqiunile!
”qizitanzuozaidishang,kudeqibuchengsheng。“haiqiuzheizhongchushengganshenme!jiusuandangchujiehunqian,
fangzishizheige**maide!”“danshi,zhuangxiuwomenyehualeqian!”“pingshenme,
xianzaifangkuandoubeizheichushengnazou!”“lianwonverdejiumingqian,douyifenbuyuanyinachulai!
”laozhangrenzuozaidishang,yibiandama,yibianyerenbuzhukuleqilai。yigelaonanrendeyanlei,
shunjianganranlexianchangsuoyouren,qifenbiandefeichangningzhong。“zheizhongnanren**bushigerena!
zheishiyaobajialirenwangsilibi!”“made,wodouxiangshangquzoutaliangquan,danggerenba!
”“zheizhongnanrenzaoyichenmixiangle,yanlinalihaiyoujiaa!”zheixia,quanchangmawodeshengyin,gengxiangle。
bushaoren,shenzhidoukaishizhizhewobizima。raner,qiziquezaizheigeshihou,jidongdizhanleqilai。“bushide!
wangyangbushinimenshuodeneizhongren!”“yiqiantabushizheiyangde!napashanggeyue,tahaiduiwohenhao!
dezhiwoshengbingdeneitian,takudebiwohaishangxin!”“nimenbiezheimeshuota,
tazhendebushinimenxiangxiangzhongdeneizhongren!”mianduizhongrenduiwoderuma,qizijingjidongdijieshileqilai。erqie,
tashuode,doushishishi。dezhiqizishengbingdeneitian,wowanruleipi,dangchangjiuqingxushikong,baotoutongku。
wobabude,huanaizhengdeshiziji。erbushita。shenzhimaifangzi,yeshiwodexiangfa。woqinkoudayingguota,
napaqingjiadangchan,yehuibatadebingzhihao。kejiuzheiduanduanyigeyue,yiqiedoubianle!
zhongrenyebeiqizidehuazhenjingle,fenfenluchuchayidebiaoqing。tongshi,tazheigeyangzi,yegengrangrenlianxi。
qizhongyixiexinruanderen,doubuyouhongleyankuang。qizihanzheleizoudaowomianqian,wenroudiwanzhuwodeshou,
yuqiyirujiwangdewenrou。“laogong,wozhidao,yinweiwoshengbing,
daozhinizheiduanshijiandexinliyalishizaishitaidale。”“nilaijiuba,zhishixiangfangsongyixia,wonenglijiede。
”“danrizihaideguo,erqie,woyeyouxinxin,yidingkeyizhanshengbingmode。”“womenhuijiahaobuhao。
”zhongrenyefenfenkaishitiqiziquanwo。“shia,huijiaba,xiongdi,youzheimehaodelaopo,shifuqia!
”“haohaojitazhibing,zheidaokan,nengguoqude。”“fangdangjitian,jiudangjizijishifangyali,
danzheimehaodeqizi,kebunengbuguana!”xianchangningzhongdeqifen,yezaizheiyike,huanhexialai。
raner……woqueshuaishouyijierguang,shanzailetadelianshang。tadunshishentishiheng,naodaishangdemaozi,
yesuizhidiaoluo,luchuleguangtutudenaodai。“biezizuoduoqingle!wojiushibuyaonile!”“nikankanni,
xianzaidouchouchengshenmeyangzile!”“wobudanhainianqing,haizheimeyouqian,
wotamafandezhepeiniguojiexialaidekurizima!”xianchang,zaiciyaquewusheng!meirenxiangdedao,
mianduiruciwenroutitie,shanjierenyideqizi。woquezuochulezheiyangdefanying!
woyijiumanlianxixuedikanzhebuzhisuocuodeqizi,xiaodao:“nizhidao,congnishenshang,
wowuchuleyigeshenmedaolima?”“nirangwoshenshenmingbai,zuorenjiudejishixingle。”“nianqingdeshihou,
chenzheyouqian,xiangkuaihuojiukuaihuobei!”“buran,qianhaimeihua,renjiusile!”shuowan,
woyibalouzhupeijiu**,youwangtalingkousaileyiwankuai。“jintianwanshang,niderenwu,jiushipeiwo,shijinghe!
shijingwan!”cishidewo,jiuxianggefengzi。lazheyilianmamudepeijiu**,zaimeiyouyinledehuanjingzhong,
taozuidixiangshou。zhangmunianghaiguizaidishang,chaozhedimian,youyonglidikelejigetou。“wangyang,nixingxinghao!
”“zheiqian,jiusuanshiwomenwennijiede,haoma!”“dengyanyankangfule,womenjiunulizhuanqian,
bazheiqianhaijini!”tadisanxiasi,tongkuliutideyangzi,zhuanzulelurendeyanlei。raner,woquezhouqimei,
xianqidikanzhezhangmuniang。“**youwanmeiwan!”“yishengshuole,ruxianaiwanqi,haishengsangeyue!
”“haizhishenmezhi!guaiguaihuijia,dengsiba!”wodelengmohejueqing,shenshencitonglequanjiarendexin。
yerangjiubaderen,duiwodebiyi,yuelaiyueshen。zheishi,yuanbenshentijiuyijingjiduxuruodeqizi,
zhongyukangbuzhuzheiyangdeyali。benxiangqilaizaiquanwojijudeta,gangyiqishen。yikouyinhongdexianxue,
mengditulechulai。suihouliangyanyihei,zhijieyunleguoqu。“yanyan!”“yanyan!”jianqiziyunguoqu,
zhangmunianghelaozhangrendunshijifengle,baozheta,dashenghaokuqilai。qizibeilaozhangrenjinjisongwangleyiyuan。
zhangmuniangqueliulexialai,haichanzhewobufang,jinjinzhuazhewodekutui。yifuwobujiqian,
tajiushibubaxiudeyangzi。zheiyangdechangmian,yerangxianchangdelurenchedikanbuxiaqule,yigegedouzhizhewobizi,
mawomeirenxing。sangjintianliang!jiulianneinalewohaojiwandepeijiu**,jiubaqianrenghuilewolianshang。
“nidechouqian,wonaledouxianzang!”“nijiudanghuirenba!zheigeshijieshang,zhenmeijianguo,xiangnizheiyangde**!
”xianchangbushaorenhainachushouji,dakailezhibo。henkuai,zheiqishijianjiuzaiquanwangyinqilereyi。
shenzhishuidichoudenggedapingtai,douzifaxingchenglejuankuan,yicilaitongqingwoqiziyijiadebeicanzaoyu。erwo,
jiuxiangguojielaoshu。quanwang,doushiduiwodemanmahezuzhou。zhouwochulejiubademen,jiulikebeichezhuangsi!
haibawodetouxiang,pchenglegezhongyangzideyizhao。meizhangzhaopianshang,douxieshanglexuelinlindewenzi。chushengbusi!
tianlinanrong!raner,kanzheshijianjihudaoleyifabukeshoushidedibu,wodezuijiao,fanerluchuleweixiao。
youkailepingshangwanyuandeyangjiuhou,woshechideminleyikou,bianquansazailedishang。naoba。naodeyueda。
daoshihouzhidaozhenxiang,jiuyue**。zheiyiqie,jieshudeyejiuyuekuai!
wojihushizaiyiqunzhubodemanmahezhibozhong,laidaoleyiyuan。zheiqishijian,yesuanshijiletamen,
potiandeliuliang。jihumeigerendezhibojian,douyouzhishaoshangwandezaixianguanzhong,paiduizhemawo。daoyiyuanshi,
haimeidaojijiushi,wobiantingdaolezhangmunianghelaozhangrentaotiandeaihaohekusheng。kanlai,qizishixiongduojishaole。
jiandaowo,yuanbenyijingpazaidishang,kudejingpilijindelaozhangren。turanbaofachuyigujudadeliliang,
chaowopulai,zhijiejiangwoenzaileqiangshang。“**!zheixianimanyileba!”“wonversile!sile!
”“wokeliandenvera!zenmehuijiajinizheizhong**!”dezhiqizisizaileqiangjiushi,wofanerxiaoleqilai。
“shima?neitaihaole。”“jiranruci,congjintianqi,woyouhuifudanshenle。”“kanlaimingtian,
wodehaohaojubanyigepaidui,qingzhuwoziji,youhuifudanshen。”cihuayichu,suoyourendoumudengkoudai。
zuomengdouxiangbudao,wohuishuochuzheizhonghaowurenxingdehualai。bushaodianshitaidejizhedouwenxunganleguolai,
yuanbenhaihuaiyishijianzhenshixingdetamen,ganghaotingdaolewozheifandabaisanguandeyanlun。dunshi,
tamenfenfenyazhizheneixinjizhidefennu,chaowozhiwen。“wangxiansheng,niweishenmeyaozheimeduinideqizi!
juxianchangderenshuo,niqiziduinibaiyibaishun,zaijiayewenrouxianshu,zheimehaodeqizi,
nipingshenmezheimeduitaa!”“niliangxin,zhendebuhuitongma!”zhangmunianggengshiguizaidishangkusu。“shia,
zicongyanyanaishangni,jiubanidangzuoletashengmingzhongdeweiyi,jihushijiejinyiqiediduinihaoa!
”“nizenmekeyizheimeenjiangchoubao!yanzhengzhengkanzhetasia!”mianduiwujindechize,
woyebuyouxianrulehuiyi。womendexianglian,shicongtazhuiwokaishide。neishihou,wogongsigangpochan,
zhengzhirenshengdezhianshike。shita,jingxinzhaoguwo,yidiandianbawocongtuifeizhong,lalechulai。jiehunhou,
taduiwogengshiwuweibuzhi,meitiandouxixinzhaoguzhewodeqiju。zhidao……xiangqidezhishishizhenxiangdeneitian,
wodexin,zaiciyizhenzhixibandejiaotong。zheishi,yishengzoulechulai,jianwaimianrucicaoza,
mianseshunjianjiqinankan。“anjingyidian!zheilishiyiyuan!”“naweishihuanzhedezhangfu?”jiansuoyourenzhizhewo,
yishengdemouguang,biandegengjiafennu。“ni**bushigeren!”shuowan,yishengjiangqizideshouji,
henhendizazailewodeshenshang。yuanlai,qizijijiuqijiansuxingguoyici。dantabingmeiyoujijipeiheyishengdeqiangjiu,
fanerlinsiqian,pinmingyeyaoluxiazheiyiduanyiyan。shipinzhong,qizimiansecangbai,lianshangyijingmeiyouleyisixuese,
qiaocuiderangrenkongbu。ketadeyanshen,queshiyichangdewenrou。“bama,nimenbiezaiguaiwangyangle,buguanzenmeyang,
tadoushiwolaogong,zheibeiziwozuiaidenanren。”“tayidingshiyalitaidale,caihuituranzheiyangzi,
qiunimenyidingyaolijieta。”“wangyang,wokenengjianchibuzhule,yihoumeiyouwoderizi,
niyidingyaohaohaozhaoguziji。”“niyouweibing,yidingyaoanshichifan,biexiangwoyiyang。”“wozuidadeyiyuan,
jiushixiwangyihou,ninenggouhaohaode。”“aini,laogong。”shipinzuihou,qizimianqiangjichuleyigeweixiaohou,
yongyuandibishangleyanjing。zaichangsuoyouren,kandaoqizizuihoudeshipin,dourenbuzhuliuxialeyanlei。qifen,
ningzhongdaorangrenzhixi。ersuizhetaneiyijinggaishanglezheshibudeshiti,congjijiushibeiyihurenyuanlachulaideshihou,
qiziyijiaren,gengshikudeshengsilijie。zhidaowo,turanxiaochulesheng。wozaizhongrenzhenjingdemuguangzhong,
turanyibachekaileqizishenshangdezheshibu,chaozhetaneiyijinghuibaidelian,henhenshanleyigeerguang。“zhuang,
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