doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《qizishengriyan,wobananxiaosandehelixianjita》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude,gaishuyichenmoshenchuyueweizhujiao,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:zhengzhunbeikanwonachudangaojiuchangshengrikuailegedejigehaopengyoudouzaiqihong:“chenmo,wanzheimelangmandema?zheizhongshengriliwujiubuyaodangzhezanmende……
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suoyoudeshiqingquanbeiwopaozailenaohou,wochumenzhibenyiyuan。
gandaoyiyuanbingfangdeshihou,chuyuezhengyilianqiaocuitangzaichuangshang,lianseyouxiecanbai,woyouxieneijiu,bijingnvrenhuaiyunshiyijianhenxinkudeshi,wobuyinggaihetachaojia。tahejiangchengzhou,yexuzhendezhishiguanxiaimei,chuyueyinggaibushineizhongmeiyoudaodedixianderen,woxiangxintayinggaibuhuibeipanwo。
wozouguoqu,lazhetadeshou,taohaodishuo:“laopo,duibuqi,wobuyinggaihenichaojia,bieshengqile,bieqihuaileshenti。”
tayibashuaikaiwodeshou,biekailianqu:“nibushizaishengqima?shuowohechengzhouyouaimeima?nixianzailaiganshenme?”
wolazhutadeshou:“duibuqi,wocuole,wobuyinggaihuaiyini,kuaibieshengqile。woqujinixigeshuiguohaobuhao?womailenixihuandeshuiguo。”
wonaleshuiguoquxi,huibingfangluguohushizhan,hushizaixianliao:“aiya,nikanrenjialiuhaochuangdebingrenduoxingfua,laogongbizijixiaosansui,duohuihongta,youbaoyouqinde,kanzhezhenbanpei。”
“erqie,nikankan,renjiahuaiyunsangeyuele,laogongzhejidebudele,xianzaidouzaiwenchankevipbingfangdeshi,henbudexianzaijiuyuding。”
“tamenyezhenshide,laopohuaiyuncaigangsangeyuele,haizuodeneimelihai,xianzaidoudongletaiqiyaobaotai,zhenshifuqiganqinghaoa。”shuozhexiaozuoyidui。
woshoushangdepingguodiaozailedishang,liuhaochuangshishenchuyue,tahuaiyunsangeyue?keshi,wozheijigeyuedouzaiwaidi,wozhizaiyigeyueqianhuilaiguoyici,qitashijianwogenbenmeiyouhuilaiguo。
yejiushishuozheihaizigenbenbushiwode。
xiangdaohushishuodeliuhaobingchuangxiaosansuidelaogong,buyongshuo,shijiangchengzhoule。
wozoudaobingfangmenkou,xuyandefangmenkanjinqu,shenchuyuezhengbantangzaijiangchengzhouhuaili,zhengsazhejiao:“wodourangnibielaile,rangchenmokanjiantayouyaochaojiale,mingtianwozhaogeliyourangtaganjinhuiluocheng。”
jiangchengzhouyiliandibugaoxing:“tahuilaizhenaishi,wodoubunenghaohaodipeiwodebaobaole。”shuowanbalianfuxialai,kaozaishenchuyueduzishang:“baobao,woshibaba。”
shenchuyuexiaodegaoxing,tuiletuita:“haole,kuaizouba,chenmomashangyaohuilaile。”
jiangchengzhouzhanqilai,qinletayixia,zhiqishenzi:“neidengchenmozoule,wozailaipeini,wodaoshihoubandaonineizhuba,wodezhaogunimenmuzi,fouzewobufangxin。”shuowanliangrenyouqindaoleyiqi。
dengtaniwaigoule,zhuanshenlikai,yidakaimen,“ping”woyiquantouzazaitalianshang。
“王八蛋。”
“chenmonizhushou,nishibushifengle?”shenchuyuejianjiaodicongchuangshangzuoqilai。
jiangchengzhougenbenbushiwoduishou,beiwodagebiqinglianzhong,shenchuyuejianjiao:“chenmo,nizhushou,nishibushixiangqidewodongletaiqi,daoshihounierzibaobuzhunikebieguaiwo。”
“pei”woyikousuizaijiangchengzhoushenshang,wokanzhechuangshangyilianjiaojideshenchuyue:“woerzi?shinihenihaodidideerziba,huaiyunsangeyue,shenchuyue,woyigeyueqianhuilaiguoyici,zheisangeyueshenyun,haizishisheidenixinliqingchu,biebalvmaozikouwotoushang,haixiangrangwobangbierenyangerzi?”
shenchuyuelianseshuadibaixialai,xiachuanglailazhewo:“shenmesangeyueshenyun,nicongnalitinglaide,nibietingrenxiashuo,woduzilidehaizidangranshinide,niyouhushuoshenme?”
“nimenzheizhongpolanhuo,wokanzhedouxianexin。”woyibahuikaitadeshou,nachugangcaicongyishengbangongshiqunadejianyanbaogao,yibapaizaitalianshang:“shenchuyue,zheilvmaozisheiaidaisheidai,woxianzaiduokanniyiyandouexin,ni,hejiangchengzhou,mashangshoushidongxi,congwogongsihejialigundan。”
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