youzuozhewoyouyibaowoxianshangzhuanxiedexiaoshuo《qizishiyunzhoudiyicainv》,zhujiaoshilengzeqinshiyu,gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng,xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu,rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。“neimaizhushibushiqiongfengle?zheijianzhijiushiqiangqian。”neiliulangwuzhepiepiezui,dao:“nimencougerenaohaixing,zhiyujingpai,haishisuanle,jushuocicipaimaihaiyinlai……
不仅是秦诗语。
jiulianqinshiyudefuqintingdedoushiyizhenehan!
qinmugengshijipigedadiaoyidi!
haizailengzekuaxiatangzhedehuangmaosiyebuganxiangxinzijideerduo!
zheihuashizhengchangrennengshuochulaide?
【叮~】
xitongtishiyinzaiyicixiangqi。
【dangqianzhujiaonuqizhi:baifenzhijiushi;fanpaizhisilv:baifenzhiqishi。】
“henhao,zaijiezaili,zheihuizhengquyiguzuoqi,bazijidezhisilvtigaodaobaifenzhibai!”
xiangdaozhei,lengzejixuwaizhezuichaofengdao:“woyiweiwojiugoutiandele,meixiangdaonitiandebiwohaiganjinga!”
“renjiadoubanijilvle,nihaiyaobangrenjiayanghaizi?”
“zheihaibuzhuajinli?nixiaonaoweisuoleba?huozhenishiyoudianshenmepihao?”
“你住口!”
xiayimiao!longaotianyibaqiazhulelengzedebozi!
budebushuo,zheizhujiaoguanghuanshibuyiyang。
danshoujiunengbazijizheishengao185、tizhong160dezhuanghanjitiqilai。
buguo,zijizenmebujuedetengni?
嗯……
大抵是习惯了吧!
鲁迅说的。
“nihushuo!tayidingshibeiniqiangpode!”
“womeihushuo,tazhendehenshufu,doushuangyunguoqule。”
fanzhengzijiyemeidasuanhuo,gancuishenmehuanantingjiushuoshenme。
lengzekanxiangqinshiyufumudao:“shushuayi,nimendenvermeishenmedaai,jiushibaluobutaileile,hundaoleeryi。”
hualuo,lengzeyoukanxianglongaotian,jixudao:“xiaolonga,buruzheiyang,yihouni,nifuzezhuanqianyangjia,wofuzeziyangxianhua,zangelianggelungede,zenmeyang?”
“ni!”longaotianyitingzheihua,dunshiqideqingjinbaoqi!
“nishenmenia!choubanijibiede,lailailai!dasiwo,kuaidasiwo!”
lengzejixuchaofengdao:“jintiannibudasiwo,nijiushiwoshengde。”
“heng!”longaotianlenghengyisheng,nudao:“lengze,woquannibiebawogennihunweiyitan。”
“zaizheigeshijieshang,haimeiyourengandongwolongaotiandenvren,ni,shidiyige。”
“fangxinba,wohuirangnisidehencande,wohuirangnilianxiaguidejihuidoumeiyou!”
guoran,zhuixuxiaoshuolidezhujiaodoushizhuangbifana!
douzheiyangle,haibuwangzhuangbi。
youya,jianzhitaiyouyale!
【dangqianzhujiaofennuzhi:baifenzhiyibai!fanpaizhisilv:baifenzhijiushijiu!】
怎么还差百分之一?
qiangpozhenglailesheiyelanbuzhu。
lengzejintianjiufeiyaobazhisilvtigaodaobaifenzhibai!
以绝后患!
yushi,lengzedasuanshichujinurendeshashoujian!
suhuashuo,darenbudalian,marenbumaniang。
weilechedijinulongaotian,lengzekeweishishichulehunshenjieshu!
打脸+骂娘!
啪!
一巴掌!
jiezhedao:“wodiaonilaomua!”
【dangqianzhujiaofennuzhi:baifenzhiyibaiwu!fanpaizhisilv:baifenzhiyibai!】
tingdaoxitongtishiyin,lengzeshunjianxiaole。
guoran,xiayimiao,longaotianzhijieshiqulizhi!
“你敢骂我妈?”
tuozhelengze,bingjianglengzecongjiuloudeyangtaishanghenhendediulexiaqu!
cishicike,lengzezhongyushihuaile。
jiulou,anzhaohuangguandashadecenggaolaisuandehua,zuyousanshimi。
xiamianjiushiliqingdamalu,cherushuimarulongde。
jiusuanshuaibusi,yekendinghuibeiluguodechejiniansi。
zhongyu,keyidaizhebaiyixianjinhuidaoxianshishijiele!
huidaoyigeyoufalv、qiemeiyouzhujiaoguanghuandeshijiele!
buguo,linsiqian,lengzeyehuranjuedeyouxieduibuqiqinshiyuyijia。
yushi,tazaizhuiluoqiandahanyisheng:“shushuayi!duibuqi!wobushiguyiyaodianwunimendenv……”
啪叽!
cishi,qinshiyuzheicaiyishidaoganggangfashengleshenme!
youyuqinshiyuquanchengdoushijinbizheshuangyande,suoyizailengzebeidiuxiayangtaihou,tacaizhidaofashengleshenme!
talijizuoqishenlai!manlianfennudedingzhelengze,nudao:“longaotian!ni!nizheigesharenfan!”
“nishalelengze?!nizheigebaolikuang!”
shuozhe,qinshiyujurandakuleqilai!
zheiyimu,ranglongaotianchedishayanle!
zijidenvren……juranweineigeqiangjianfanerku?
zijidaodizuocuoleshenme?zijimingmingneimeaita……
shenzhiweiletadeqingbai,buxisharen!
cishi,qinshiyudefumuyewanquanmengle。
muqinxiayishidejiangqinshiyubaozailehuaili。
erqinshiyuzeshiyibianhaotaodaku,yibianshuodao:“wuwuwu……lengzeshuodedui,wogenbenbuxihuanlongaotian!longaotianjiushigezhihuiwunengkuangnudefeiwu!”
“ba,ma!woshizhendeailengzede!erqiewoyebushibeiqiangpode,wo……wozaojiuzhidaolengzezhiqianwangwodeyinliaolixialemiyao,woguyihexiade!”
“yinweiwoxiangyaota,woyiweizheiyangdehua,longaotianjiuhuihewolihun,woyejiunengshunlichengzhangdejiajilengzele。”
“kewo……kewo……kewomeixiangdao,longaotianjuranshaleta!”
yipangdelongaotiantingwanzhijiemengle。
lianmangkaikoujieshi:“shiyu!ni!nizenmehuitineigehundanshuohua?woshizhenxinainidea!”
“bizui!nizheigefeiwu!”
qinshiyuzhuantounudao:“yaobushinituranchuxian,jieshouleyeyedingxiadehunyue,wohelengzeyebukenengfenkai!”
tingdaozhei,qinshiyudefumuzaiyerenbuzhule!
qishi,tadefumuyizhibuxihuanlongaotian,zaiqinshiyudefumuyanzhong,lengzecaishitamenxinzhongdewanmeinvxu。
kelaoyeziquebuzhidaochoushenmefeng,shuoshenmedoubuyunxu!
jiuyinweitadangnianjiuleyiduiluonandemuzi,neigemuqinweilebaoenshuoshenmedouyaobazijierzisonglaidangzhuixu。
laoyeziyeerhuameishuo,zhijietongyile!
你说这不扯蛋呢么?
zanqinjiayoubushimeierzile,nipingbaiwuguzhaogezhuixulaiganma?
haiyouzheigelongaotian,tashilaibaoendema?
这是来报仇的吧?
renjiaqinshiyuhelengzetianzaodishedeyidui,niyiju“woyaobaoen”,zhijiebanlujiehuchengleqinjiazhuixu。
nishisheia?doumeirenrenshini!
zheishi,longaotianhurankaikou:“ba,ma!wo……woyizhidoubuzhidao,yuanlai……worangshiyushoulezheimedadeweiqu。”
“buguonimenfangxin!congjinwanghou,woyidinghuijiabeiduitahao!rangtachediwanglelengzeneigehundan!”
啪!
qinfushangqujiushiyigedabidou!
tazhizhelongaotiannudao:“nijiwogun!womenqinjiameiyounizheigenvxu!”
“爸!我……”
啪!
qinmuyechongshangqujiletayigedabidou:“nijiwogun!”
“ma!nimenzenme……”
啪!
qinshiyuzheishiyeguozhemianbei,chongshangqujilelongaotianyigedabidou:“bierangwozaikandaoni!”
“shiyu,wodoushiweilenihao……”
啪!
xiaohuangmaohuanguolaile,yejilelongaotianyigedabidou:“wo……woyaojilengshaobaochou!”
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