《qiziweilefuchouhewozuolesannianduofuqi》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,jiangshulelinnanzhaofeiguiyingzaibaiyuanxianbaodebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。linnanzhaofeiguiyingshenfuzhongren,bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai,xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi,guiyingshihennanduichengrenzaochengyingxiangde。guiyingxuyaomeirixianghuogongfeng,cainengduirenchanshengyingxiang。」2tingdaozheihua,……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。
woheqizijiehunsannianduole,shizhongmeiyouhaizi。houlaiqiziqutaiguolvyou,daihuilaileyigetaociwawa。
congnatiankaishi,wodeshentizongshiganjuedaopibei。woyikaishizhiyiweiwozheizhishigongzuotaileile。zhidaozheitian,
woheyigerenshisanniandedaoshipengyoushipinliaotian,duifangkandaolewochuangtoudetaociwawa,
liansedunshidabian:“chenge,zheishiguiyingwawa,saozizheishiyaohainia!”1tingdaozheihua,
wochadianjiubeidouxiaole,kanzheduifangningzhongyang,buyouwuyudao:「zhaodaoshi,doukejishidaile,
nibuhuiyiweinidanggedaoshi,zheigeshijieshangjiuzhenyouguiba。duifangquemeiguanwodediaokan,
ershishenseningzhongdeshuodao:「chenge,wozhiqianjianni,kannimeixingonghuian,haiyiweizuijinnideyunshidisuozhi,
xianzaikandaonichuangtoudeguiyingwawacaizhidao,nimeixingonghuiangenbenjiubushiyunshizaochengde,
nizheishibeiguiyingchanshangle!」woxiaozhechongduifangshulegedamuzhi,shuodao:「zhenbukuishizuodaoshide,
shuodewodouchayidianxinle。」duifangqueshenqingmeiyousihaofangsong,chiyileyixia,
caiwendao:「saozizhendebuzaijiama?」wosuikouhuidao:「buzaijia,taqucanjiatongxuejuhuile。」
tingdaozheihua,duifangdunshisongleyikouqi,shuodao:「neijiuhao,chenge,zheiguiyingwawashitaiguodeyizhongmishu,
yiwangsidehaiziguhuitaozhiercheng,sheimaihuiqufangzaijiali,budanhuimeiyunlianlian,erqiebingruochanshen。」
tingdaomeiyunlianlian,bingruochanshenzheilianggeciyu,wodexinlidunshi『gedeng』yixia。womeiyoujicuodehua,
zicongyinianqian,qizicongtaiguoqinghuilaizheigetaociwawa,womenjiajiuyizhizhushibushun,erqie,
wohaizongshiganjuedaoshentipibei,dongbudongjiushengbing。nandaozheishishangzhendeyouguishenzhishuo?
wodexinlibujinyouyisidongyao。buguowoheqizidangchuyinyiwaijieshi,houlaixiangzhixiangshou,
zhijinjiehunyijingsannianlingjiugeduoyue。womensuiranyizhimeiyouhaizi,danganqingqueyizhidoutianmiruchu,
wodeqizijueduibukenenghaiwode!「nizheijiahuo,buyaozaikaiwanxiaole。」wolianshangdexiaorongyijingxiaoshile。
「chenge,womeiyouhenikaiwanxiao!wozhaofeihechengenirenshiyeyousannianle,wozhaofeishishenmeyangderen,
nihaibulejiema?zheizhongshiqing,wozenmekenenghenikaiwanxiaoni?」zhaofeishenseyiranhenningzhong。tingdaozheihua,
wobujinxiangdaozijiduizhaofeizheixieniandelejie。zheizhaofeishidaojiaodekuangxintu,
bukenengnaguishenzhishuolaikaiwanxiaode。「neinishuode,nisaoziyaohaiwo,youshizenmehuishi?」wowendao。
zhaofeijieshidao:「guiyingbenjiuhunliruo,erchengrenqixuewangsheng,zhengchangqingkuangxia,
guiyingshihennanduichengrenzaochengyingxiangde。guiyingxuyaomeirixianghuogongfeng,cainengduirenchanshengyingxiang。」2tingdaozheihua,
wodexinzhongbujinyizhan。wobuyouxiangdao,meiriqichuangshi,jializongyouyigudandanderanxiangwei。
zheishizhaofeiyouwendao:「chenge,zheiguiyingtaoci,saoziqinghuilaiduozhangshijianle?」
wobuquedingdao:「youyinianduoleba。」zhengzaizheishi,woturantingdaoleketingdekaimensheng。「nisaozihuilaile。
」woshuoleyiju。zhaofeiwenyan,likegualeshipin。「laogong,kuailaifuwoyixia,
jintianjuhuiyoulailelianggelaotongxue,woduohelejikoujiu。」ketingmenkouxiangqiqizilinnandeshengyin。「laile。」
wojiangshoujisuishoufangjinkudouli。zheishishoujizaiwokudoulizhendongleyixia,woyemeiyouzaiyi。wozouchuwoshi,
zheishilinnanyijingtuolewaitao,huanhaoletuoxie,zhenghuangyouzhexiangzheshafazouzhe。wolianmangshangqianfuzhulelinnan,
kanzhelinnanzuixunxundemoyang,worenbuzhubaoyuandao:「zenmehelezenmeduojiu,zanmenhaizaibeiyunni,
wanyinixianzaiyijinghuaishanglezanmendehaizi,nihezheimeduojiuduihaiziduobuhaoa。」
linnanzuixunxundihuidao:「wojintianzaoshangcaiceguoshizhi,meiyouhuaiyun。」wojianglinnanfudaoshafashangzuohao,
qishenyouquweitadaoshui,wozuilihaishuozhe:「meiyouhuaiyun,niyebunenghezheimeduojiu,duoshangshentia!」
linnantingdaowoguanxindehua,dunshihanhandeshaxiaodao:「heiheihei,wojiuouerfangzongyixiama~,
yihoubuhuile~」wojiangshuidijilinnan,denglinnanhelejikou。「duile,baobao,
woxiangjiangwochuangtoudeneigetaociwawajirengle。」wosuikoushuodao。「buxing!」linnanlianseweibian,
「neishizanmenjiadefuwa,nibunengrengleta!」woyouxieshengqile:「shenmefuwa?
nijiangtajiqingdaozanmenjiahou,tajiwodailaiguoshenmehaoyun?zheiyinianduo,wobujinzuoshenmeshiqingdoudaomei,
haidongbudongjiushengbing,wokantajiushigezaixing!」linnanyeshengqile,shuangyandengzhewodao:「chenyu,
nizijiwuneng,shentiruo,jiubuyaozhaozheimeduodeliyou!」「wowuneng?woshentiruo?」
womeixiangdaoqizihuizheimeshuowo,xinliwubideshangxin,wodiyicimeirenzhu,duiqizifahuodao,「wowuneng,
wonengduanduanjinianneizuodaogongsidegaojizhuguan,nadaonianxinbaiwan?woshentiruo,
zenmekenenglianchuyishendejianzirou?」「zicongnijiangzheigegoupifuwaqingdaojiali,baizaiwodechuangtoushang,
wozheiyinianduo,budanshiqulegongsigaojizhuguandeweizhi,haibeifuleshangbaiwandezhaiwu,
gengshidongbudongjiushengbingzhuyuan,wokanwozheidoushibeiniqingdaojialidezheigezaixinghaide!」worenbuzhunuhoudao。
「wobuzhunnizheiyangshuowodefuwa!」linnanshuangyanfahongdengzhewo。wocishiyeqishangtoule,
zuilihanzhe:「fuwa!fuwa!fuwa!」zhuanshenjiujinrulewoshi,linnankandaozheiyimu,
likecongshafashangzhanqilaizhuijinwomendewoshi。woyijinruwoshi,
jiuyixiazinaqilaifangzaiwochuangtoudetaociwawa,jiuxianghenhendeyixiaziwangdishangzasuita。
3linnanzhuijinwoshijiukandaowoyaoshuailetaociwawa,likenushenghandao:「chenyu,zheikeshiwomajizanmenmaide,
niruguojiangtajizale,wokannizenmexiangwomajiaodai!」wodedongzuodunshiyidun,
yuemuduiwokeshibiqinshengerzihaiyaohao,jiuerjiuzhi,wozheigecongxiaozaigueryuanzhangdaderen,
ziranjiuzhenjiangyuemudangchenglezijidemuqin。ruguozhenyinweizaletaociwawa,haideyuemushangxinnanguo,
woxinlidaoshikendingyebuhuihaoshou。linnancongwoshouzhongduoxiataociwawa,zhongxinfangzailewodechuangtoushang,
suijilinnanyoucongbeihoubaozhulewo:「laogong,duibuqi,ganggangwobugaineimeshuonide,
woganggangqishishipiannide,wozheicitongxuejuhuigenbenjiumeiyoulailaotongxue,haishineixieren,tamenshuonidehuaihua,
wochadianhetamenchaoqilai,zheicaiduohelejibei······」「laogong,woganggangzhenbushiyouyide,
woganggangshuodedoubushizhenxinhua,doushiqihua,wuwuwu······」linnanshuozheshuozhe,
baozhewoturantongkuqilai。woganshoudaobeihouyifuhenkuaijiushileyixiaopian,tingzhelinnandekuqisheng,
woxinliyeyoudianhouhuiganggangduilinnanfapiqile。wozhuanguoshencongzhengmianbaozhulelinnan,
wenshenganweidao:「duibuqi,baobao,ganggangshiwoyouxiehuntoule,wozuijin,zuijin······」
woshuozheshuozhe,shengyinyebujingengyanqilai。wozheiyinianhuodeqishihenyayi,wozheiyinianduo,
zuoshenmeshiqingdoubushun,haidongbudongjiushengbing。woconggueryuanzouchulai,nulishijinian,nulixuexibiye,
nuligongzuozhuanqian。shijiniandenuli,wobudanzaifanhuadoushiquankuanmaileloufang,
gengquleyigewenroushanliangzhixindeqizi,shoulihaicunxialeshubaiwandecunkuan。danzheiyiqie,
zheicaiyinianduoyidiandeshijian,wobudanshiqulegongzuo,shoulideqianyebeipeileyiganerjing,
shenshanggengshibeifushangleshangbaiwandezhaiwu。wozheiduanshijian,huodehenlei,henlei!
suiranganggangzhaofeishuodeshenmeguiyingwawa,shuodetingxiangneimehuishide。
danwohaodaiyeshibiyeyu985degaocaisheng,youzenmehuizhendexiangxintaneigeshengunsuoshuodehua?
wojintianzhisuoyituranduilinnanfapiqi,yezhibuguoshixinlideyayidadaoleyigedingdian,turanbaofalebale。
xianzailizhihuigui,woyebujinweiwoganggangdehaiziqigandaoyizhongkexiao。「haole,laogong,zanmenbushuole,
bushuole,wodouzhidao,wodouzhidaode······laogong,nizhishizuijinyunqibuhao,
dengguoduanshijianjiuhaole,wohuiyizhipeizheni,yizhizhichinide。」linnantingdaowoshengyinzhongdegengyan,
taliketaiqitoukaishihongwo。tingdaolinnandehua,woxinzhongfangfoyikuaidashitouturanluoledi。
woturanjianglinnanhenhendeloujinhuaili,shengyingengyan:「baobao,xiexie!xiexie!」xiangbijiaozuijindezhushibushun,
woqishigenghaipadeshilinnanlikaiwo。shitajilewoyigejia,ruguoshiqulelinnan,wodejiajiusuile,
woderenshengyejiubuzaiwanzhengle,woshenzhihuangkongbuganxiangxinjianglaishiqulinnanhouderensheng。4「shagua,
shuoshenmexiexie~」linnanshengyinzhongxinhuifulewenrou。woxinlishengqinongliedegandongheqingyi,
wohenhendequqinlinnan,linnanyefengkuangdehuiyingzhewo。wohelinnandaozaichuangshang,
kaishifengkuangdesicheduifangdeyifu。wotuodiaoshuiyi,jidongdejiangshuiyiwangdishangshuaiqu。
ranerwomeiyouzhuyidaodeshi,wodeshuiyishanzailefangzaiwochuangtoushangdetaociwawa。
taociwawabeiwodeshuiyizhijiedaidaoledishang,『peng』deyixia,taociwawashuaichenglewushudesuipian。「wa!!
!」yidaojianruishenrendehaizikushengturanxiangchedewoshi,tongshi,wowoshiheketingdedengguangkaishishanshuoqilai。
dengguanglianxushanguolehaojixia。modi!wowoshiheketingdediandengpaoquandouyixiaziximiele!!!
zheiyilianchuandebiangu,rangwoyixiazimeiyouhuiguoshen。「nidasuileta~~」
turanwoshenxiachuanlaiqizilinnanyincecedeshengyin。woxiayishideditoukanxianglinnan,qiheideyeguangxia,
wokandaolinnandeshuangyanjingransanfazhedandandexinghongdehongguang。qizilinnanneizhangjingzhideqiaolian,zheiyike,
yejuranbiandeyinsenkongbuqilai。「a!!」wobeihedecanjiaoleyisheng,yixiaziconglinnanshenshangpakai,
suijixiachuangyuanyuandeduodaoleyibian。turan,wodeshuangyantongkongjuliedeshousuo,
zhiganjueyiguhanyiyixiazijiucongwotoudingcuandaolewodejiaodiban,toupifama,
huxizheiyikedouyixiazibiandejiannanwubi!tiana!wokandaoleshenme?zaitaociwawasuipiandeweizhi,
wojingrankandaoleyigexiaoxiaodeyinsensendehaizixuying!gui!gui!zhendeyouguia!!!
wozheiyikeganjuewoxinzangdoutingzhitiaodongle,ganjuehunshendexueyedouningguzaileyiqi!gui!
zheigeshijieshangzhendeyougui!「nidasuilewodehaizi~」qiziyinsensendecongchuangshangzuoqilai,taxialechuang,
heneigeyinsensendeguiyingyibubudexiangwobijin。「a!a!buyao,buyaoguolaia!」wohedehunshenzhandou,
shenziyixiazisuozailewoshideqiangjiao。linnanhetashenbiandeneigeguiyingquesihaobulihuiwodejingkongsihou,
tamenyinsensende,yiranyibubudexiangzoulai。zuizhong,wobeihetandaoledishang。turanwoganjue**yire,
yigunuanliucuanlechulai,wodekuziyixiazishileyidapian。
wo···wo···wobeiheniaole······ranercishiwoquegubushangzheixie,
yinweilinnanheneigeguiyingyijingjuliwobuzuyimiyuanle。wobeihedejinjindebishangleyanjing,
shuangshoubuduandexiangtamenhuiwu,tongshiwozuilifengkuangdehanzhe:「buyaoguolai,buyaoguolaia!」
5jiuzaiwojingshenjihuyaobengkuideshihou,wodexiongqianyimeiyufu,turanzhanfangchuyizhenhongguang。「a!wa!!!
」linnanhetashenbiandeneigeguiyinglikeyongshoubeidangyan,tongshizuilifachuqilidecanjiaosheng。
linnanhetashenbiandeneigeguiyingcanjiaozhetuichulewoshi,
tamenhaijiangwoshidefangmen『peng』deyishenghenhendeguanshangle。woganjuedaolinnanhetayangdeneigeguiyinglikaihou,
wocaiganzhengkaileyanjing。zheishiwokudailideshoujizaicizhendongqilai。wozhanzhanweiweidetaochushouji,
zheishicaikandaolezhaofeizhiqianjiwofadehaojitiaoduanxin。「chenge,guiyingbeirengongfengsanbailiushiwutian,
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