《rucichenzhongdeqinqing，wobuyaole》shizilianzhongduchuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaozhangyaochenzizhanjinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。tuodiaoshangyiluchushanghenleileideshentizhengyaotumo，turanyouganjueyizhentouteng，danaoyizhenhunluan。“dengdeng，haoxiangnalibudui。”“wobushitiaolou**……。
zhouchushengshigouzhangrenshi，chenzizhanzheitiaojiaozuo“zhihuiguan”deegoujiushi，zhen·gouzhangrenshi。
zhangyaoyinweishiqingdangelehuilaidewanyidian，zhouchushengjiuganbadamenjisuoshangburangtajin。
youhuozheshi，guyibachenzizhandezheitiaogoujifangzaimenkoudangzhuta。
tadouyijingjibuqingdaodishishuiguoduoshaocidixiashile。
weicihaitoutouzaidixiashizanglexiepojiuyifu，yonglaidianzhegaizheshuijue。
jieguo，meiciyehuibeirenjishouzourengdiao。
zhangyue、chenjiehuatamenjingchangburangtagenzheyiqichifan，dengsuoyourenchishengzhihoucainenglundaota。
erzhouchushengzongshizaizhangyuetamenchiwanjiuxunsurangbaojiedasaoweisheng，rangtazaijialifanerjingchangeduzi。
tagenzhangyuehechenjiehuakongsu，jieguozheiliangrenfanguolaihaimata、data。
youzheiliangrenchengyao，zhouchushengyijiqitayongrenqifuqitalaigengjiasiwujidan。
zhouchushengzuidadekuailejiushikantashounan，jitazhizaokunan。
tahaixihuanbazhangyaoshounandeguochengjipaixialaixinshang，hainazheixieshipinquchuiniu。
“shenmehaomenshaoye，woburangtajinmentajiudeshuidixiashi。”
“zhiyaowoyigebugaoxing，tajiudeeduzi。”
“woshigeyongrenzenmele，goupihaomenshaoyehaibushiyiyanghaikanwozheigeyongrendelianse。”
qiruzhangyao，jizhouchushengzheizaolaotouzidailaileqiansuoweiyoudechengjiugan。
chenzizhanyangdezheitiaoegou，yezaiqikeyiyindaozhixiajiandaotajiukuangfei，daizhejihuijiuhuiyaotayikou。
zaichenzizhandeguyizongrongxia，zheitouegouwunianlaiyijingyaoguotasanci。
bidetameicihuijiadoubudebutiqianzhunbeihaodagougun，yaobujiushiduojinfangjianlijiubuganchulai。
gouyaoleta，tadezijiquyiyuandayimiao。
tabieshuoshidalegou，jiulianhedaodouhuibeichenzizhanzhaocha，jierbeizhangyuehechenjiehuatongma。
shenzhishi，zhijieyongtafanggoudegunzilaichouta。
bizhetaguixialai，jigoudaoqian。
zaizheigejiali，tajiushiliangoudouburu。
yiqiantalianzheitiaogoudouxuyaoqutaohao，xianzaidaizhejihuizheiyichutoutongyangyeshijiejinquanli。
“kuang”deyisheng，chutoujiejieshishidizazailezheitiaoetoudetoushang。
“昂昂……”
egouyingshengdaodi，fachuletongkudiaimingsheng。
mianqiangpaqilaizhihouzaibugangenzhangyaojiaoxiao，yaohuangzhepangdadeshenqupaolechuqu。
kandaozheitiaoegoutaozou，tazheicaisongleyikouqi。
dekuitabeigandaolezawujian，ertazhanjulezawujianzhihou，chutou、gecaojizhileidejiuzhinengduizaiwaimian。
zheijiujitatigonglewuqi，fouzedehuayoudebeizheitiaogoujiyaogebiantilinshang。
xianzaichenzizhanzoule，zhouchushengdale，haijizheitiaoegoulailezheimeyixia。
zheirangzhangyaoganjuefeichangshushuang，qiansuoweiyoudejieqi。
“爽。”
“真几把爽。”
zhangyaorenbuzhuhuiwuzheshouyouxuanxieleyitong，hairenshengzhongdiyicibiaoqilezanghua。
ranhoujiuganjue，shuozanghuayeshuang。
duimian，huitoutuliandechenzizhanxiesidili。
“zhangyao，nizheigefengzi，nijurangandazhihuiguan。”
mingyanrendoukandechulai，neigouaizheimeyichutoujueduibuhuihaoshou，bachenzizhanzheigegouzhurenjixintenghuaile。
zhangyaopiepiezui，“***。”
“wotemeliannidoudale，genghekuangshiniyangdeyitiaogou。”
chenzizhanborandanu，“zhangyao，nisidingle，wojueduibuhuifangguonide。”
“nijurangandazhihuiguan，gandawo，dengwobamahuilaikantamenzenmeshoushini。”
chenzizhanyaoyaqiechi，zhengdeqingjinbaolu，zhengningdechongzhezhangyaosihou。
“nijiwodengzhe，woyidingrangnishengburusi。”
yiqiandezhangyaojueduibuganzheimezuo，xianzaitajiranzuole，neijiuwusuoweiju。
“nifangxin，wodengzheni。”
“zhiyaowobazijidanggeren，wokannimennengnawozenmeyang。”
suoyoudedecunjinchi，qishidoulaiziyuguodurenrang。
weiquqiuquan、yaoweiqilianhuanbulaiganqing，jiuxiangtuoxiehuanbulaiheping。
ruguoyourendengbizishanglian，zuihaodebanfashizhijiechouguoqu。
zhangyaopieleyiyanchenzizhan，yanshensaoguozhouchusheng，zouhuifangjian“kuang”yixiazashanglemen。
zhouchushengzheizaolaotouzibuhanerli，danaolibuduandishanguozhangyaoganggangdeyanshen。
taconglaimeiyoufaxian，zhangyaodeyanshenjurannengrucilingli。
zheirangtaganjuehenshibumiao，yizhongqiansuoweiyoudeweijiganxilai。
zhangyaozheigesheidoukeyiqifudedashaoye，turanjianhaoxiangbianlegeren，qizhiwanquanbuyiyangle。
tanengganjuedao，ganggangzhangyaozheimebaodata，jiushizaibaofuta。
xiangxiangzhiqianshizenmeduidaizhangyaode。
zhangyaoyaoshizhendebaofuqilai，tahuishigeshenmejieguo？
taxianrulekongjuzhong，tongshishengqiyiguhouhuizhiqing，dangchuyaoshibiezheimezuojiuhaole。
chenshuyuyeganjuezhangyaobianle，rucibaolidezhangyaozhijiedianfuletaderenzhi。
tongyangyerangtaxinshengkongju。
yiqiandezhangyao，lianshangsuishidouguazhetaohaodexiaorong，napabeidadebiantilinshangdouhuinulijichuweixiao。
erzhangyaoganggangbaodachenzizhanhezhouchushengliangren，baokuoyongchutouzaxiangneitiaogou。
neishihouneizhonghenli，neizhongchouhendebiaoqing，yeshitaqiansuoweijian，rangtaganjuedanzhanxinjing。
tashenzhiganjue，zhangyaoshihenbudebachenzizhanhezhouchushengzhijiejidasi。
jingkongdikanzhezhangyaohuilefangjian，xinyouyujidechenshuyucaifanyingguolai，lianmangpaoguoqufuzhechenzizhan。
“zizhan，nimeishiba？”
“woxianzaijiudainiquyiyuan，zhouboboyeyiqiqu。”
zhouchushengziyaliezui，yiniuyiniudecouleguolai。
“shaoye、**，wojuedeyoubiyaojilaoyehefurendagedianhua，derangtamenzhidaozheigeshiqing。”
zhangyuehechenjiehua，shizhouchushengdeyizhang。
yaoxiangbubeizhangyaobaofu，tazhinengduozailiangrendebeihou。
chulekongjuzhiwai，zhangyaojurangandata，ganrangtaganjuedaohaipa，zheiyerangtanaoxiuchengnu。
zaibimianbeibaofudetongshi，tayeqipanzhezhangyaohechenjiehuaxiangyiwangyiyang，bazhangyaohenhenjiaoxunyidun。
weiyouzheiyang，cainengchuzheikoueqi，kanzhangyaoyihouhaiganbuganzaifafeng。
chenzizhanbizhouchushenghaiyaoqibuguo，tacongxiaodaodanashouguozheiyangdeweiqu。
genghekuang，zheifenweiquhaishilaizitayizhiyilaixiangzenmenaniejiukeyizenmenaniedezhangyao。
beizijizuikanbuqiderenjidale，jueduishizuidadechiru。
tazenmenengyandexiazheikouqi，yijingshiyachidoukuaiyaoyaosuile。
“打，当然要打。”
“jintiandeyiqiewoyidingyaoshibeibaibeidehaihuilai。”
“woshuoguoyaorangtashengburusi，jiuyidingyaorangtashengburusi。”
houmianzheijuhuatashihouchulai，chaozhezhangyaodefangjian。
mudema，jiushiyaorangzhangyaotingdedao。
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