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“zenmekeneng？zheizenmekeneng？”kanzhebingjianerlidezhaojunhaoheleiyang，lingyufeishenqingdaizhi，nannanziyu。
yigeshilingnanshoufu，yigeshigangchuyudelaogaifan。
zheilianggeren，yigezaitianshangyigezainilia，zenmekenenghuiyouguanlianni！？
sheiyexiangbutongzheiqizhongdeguanjie，danshiduiyuleiyangdehua，meiyourenhuaiyi。
yitadeshili，zhiyaolingshuangyuexudeyuanwangbushitaibuqieshiji，tuotuodejueduinenggoushixian。
lingshuangyueyehenyiwai，jingyadekanzheshensetanrandezhaojunhao，zhengzaineibuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。
“lingxiaojie，nikeyimanmanxiang，dengxianghaole，zailianxiwobuchi。”
shuowan，leiyangkanlezhaojunhaoyiyan，congconglikai。
youyuzhaojunhaoshenfenteshu，bunengsuiyixielu，tameiyoushuotaiduo。
“yuanlai，leizongzhishilujianbupingyishenghoua！”huran，yilunderenqunzhong，yourenyongyuanlairucidekouwenshuodao。
“shenme？shenmeyisi？”
“woshishuo，neigelaogaifangenleizonggenbenmeiyouguanxi，meikandaoleizongdoumeizenmedalitama？zhibuguoleizongzheigerenyeshidicengqilaide，buxihuanbierenqiaobuqidicengrenbale。”
“shizheiyanga！woshuozenmeleizongliangelianxifangshidoumeiliuni！ganqingshuobangtashixianyuanwangzhishichangmianhuaa。”
大家顿时了然。
lingyufeitingdaozheihua，xinqingyixiajiuhaoqilaile：“wohaizhenyiweinizheifeiwuchuxileni，gaolebantianhaishigefeiwua！”
huweizheishizhongyupaleqilai，henhenfuhedao：“feiwuyongyuandoushifeiwu，zheishizenmedougaibianbuledeshishi！”
meidalizheiduigounannv，zhaojunhaoningshizhelingshuangyue。
erhou，tahuanhuandanxiguixia。
“shuangyue，niyuanyijiajiwoma？ruguoniyuanyi，wobaozhengqingjinsuoyou，rangnizuoquanshijiezuixingfudenvren。yibeizikaikaixinxin，bubiweirenheshierfannao。”
“pu！”lingyufeidaxiaoqilai。
“zhaojunhao，nizhenshiyaoxiaosiwoa！renjialeizongzhishilujianbuping，niyiweihaizhenbanidangchengpengyoule？nixianzaiqiongdedingdangxiang，haimeiqiantu，sheijinideyongqixiangrenqiuhuna！”
“bukuishizuoguolaoderen，jiushigou**a！”huweixiluodao。
“jianseqiyiyejiubale，qiuhunjingranliangejiezhidoumeiyou，**hainengzaihansuanyidianma？yaoshimeiqian，wojiniyikuaiqianqumaigeyilaguanjiezhizenyang？”
哄堂大笑。
zhongrenkanzhezhaojunhao，fangfokanzheyigehuoshengshengdexiaohua。
ranerxiayimiao，suoyourenhuranjiubilezui。
zhijianzhaojunhaoconghuailitaochuyigehongsehezi，dakai，yimeichunjindazaodexunzhangdunshiyingruyanlian。
一片瞠目结舌。
zheimeixunzhangdazaodetaiwanmeile，jiuxiangshiyijianzuyiliuchuanqiangudeyishupin。
shangmiankezhelianggedazi：“fengtian”。
bizoulongshe，youqitunwanliruhudelingliqishi。
wulunzuogonghaishikezi，douzuyizhengming，zheimeixunzhangjiazhiliancheng！
lingyufeidangshijiushayanle。
zhaojunhaozenmekenengsongdechuzheimezhenguideliwu？zheibukexue！
genzheimeixunzhangbiqilai，tashoushangdezuanjieshineibanyongsubukan，tajidudezhenggerendouyaomaohuo。
huweidebiaoqingjiufangfochileshiyiyangnanshou。
zheigefeiwulaogaifan，songchudeliwushirucidehuali，tajingranlianjiandoumeijianguo！
“wokanzheiduobanjiushishikuaiqianmaidezhuangshipin，yiwenbuzhi！haifengtian，**sha！”
xinzhongjidubupingzhixia，huweieyanbiandidao。
ruguorangleiyangtingdaozheihua，zhipadangchangjiudeyiquandasita。
yiwenbuzhi！？zheishizuigaolingdaoqinzibanbudetezhongzhangongxunzhang！
haiyouyigebiecheng：miansijinpai！
zheishizhenzhengjiazhiliancheng，youduoshaoqiandoumaibudaodebaowu！
“dui！zheijiushijiade！dajiaxiangxiang，yigegangchuyudelaogaifan，zenmekenengmaideqishenmezhenguideliwu？”
lingyufeifangfoshijizijidaqisideshuodao。
zhibuguozheihuayourenxin，gengduorenbutaixiangxin。
yinweiyanjingbuxiaderendoukandechulai，zheijueduibushishenmeshikuaiqiandelianjiahuo。
lingshuangyuequeshimeixiangneimeduo。
tagenbenbuzaihuzhaojunhaosongdeliwujiazhiduoshao，tabeizhaojunhaodeturanqiuhunjigaomengle。
‘wodangchuzhishiqujianyukanwangletayici，jiletawuqiankuaiqian，zheidianshi，yongbuzhezheiyanglaibaoenba？’taxiang。
duiyuzhaojunhaodezaoyu，lingshuangyuetongqing、kelian，danyaoshuoxihuanzhaojunhao，neiyeshijueduimeiyoude。
ruguoshizhengchangqingkuangxia，lingshuangyuekendingkaolvdoubukaolv，zhijiejujue。
但是现在……
她看了眼凌家众人。
tangruozijijujuelezhaojunhao，zheishiguoqu，lingjiarenyidinghuirangzijijiajiwangzibode。
zhaojunhaozaizenmebukan，qimarenpinshangbiwangziboqiangdeduo。
jiantasihuzhenyouxieyidong，lingyufeizezelianshengdao：“lingshuangyuenibushiba？zheijiahuobaiminglechuyuhouzhaobudaogongzuo，xiangzhaogerenpianchipianhe，nandaonizhendenaozichulewenti，dasuandayingzheigelaogaifan？”
cetoukanxianglingshuangyuefumu：“sanshusanshen，nimennverhaoxiangsixiangchulewenti，nimenyebuguanguan？zheilaogaifanshoulideliwuruozhenshizhenhuo，neijueduishitoude！daoshihoubieshuolingshuangyue，liannimendoudeshoudaolianlei！”
lingshuangyuefumuyizhenxinjiao，jimangshuodao：“shuangyue，bukeyidayingzheigejiahuoya！”
xianranzailiangrenyanli，zhaojunhaobiwangzibohaiburu。
neiwangzibozaizenmebukan，lingshuangyuejiajitaqimakeyixiangshouronghuafuguideshenghuo，kezhaojunhaoni？
jiajizheizhongfeiwulaogaifannenggoudedaoshenme？zhipadaotiebushuo，haiyaozhanranshangxuduomafan！
linglaotaitaicishiyechenshengshuodao：“lingshuangyue，nishijijiangyaojiajiwangshaoyede，biejiwozhengshenmeyaoezi！yaoshiredewangshaoyebugaoxing，dingdanhehouxubangzhudoudaleshuipiao，nichengdanbuqizheigezeren！lijijujuezheigelaogaifan，rangtagun！”
lingyufeideyiyixiao，chongzhaojunhaodahan：“tingdaolemafeiwudongxi！rangnigun！”
tahuayinweiluo，huranzhitinglingshuangyueyiyaoyinya，dashengdao：“hao！wodayingni！”
什么！？
所有人都震惊了。
lingshuangyuejingranzhendedayinglezheigefeiwulaogaifandeqiuhun！？
yipianchengmujieshezhixia，zhaojunhaokuangxidezhanleqilai。
jiangneimeixunzhangguazailingshuangyuexuebaidebojingshang，yonglijiangtabaozhu。
zheiyike，tafangfoyongyoulequanshijie。
“lingshuangyue，nifenglema！？”linglaotaitailishengdahe。
“nainai，duibuqi，wo，wozhendebuxiangjiajiwangzibo。wobaozheng，woyidinghuijinwosuoneng，weigongsilalaisanqianwandingdanmibuzheijianshide！”lingshuangyueruoruodao。
“haonigelingshuangyue，jingganwuninainaideyisi！nizhibuzhidaonizheiyangzuo，daihuiwangshaoyelaile，huiyouduomeyanzhongdehouguo！？”lingshuangyuedashenghechi，xinxiaqueshiananlengxiao。
yinweitahuranjuedezheigejieguohaoxianggenghao，daihuiwangzibolaile，zhenghaojiangzhaojunhaohelingshuangyuezheilianggefanrenjingquanbuchudiao！
说曹操，曹操就到。
“wotingdaoyourenzaiyilunwo？”yigeshengyinzirukouchuchuanlai。
lingyufeihuitouyikan，zhengshiwangzibo。
dunshimuguangyiliang，jimangpaoshangqu，jiangshiqinggaosuwangzibo。
“shenme？jingranyourengangenlaoziqiangnvren！？”
wangzibodanu，qishixiongxiongchongleguolai。
dangtakandaogentaqiangnvrende，heranjingshixianqianzhishizhuanghandaletadejiahuo，erqiehaijinjinbaozhetadenvren，gengshinubukee，yanjinglidoumaochulvguangle。
“yuanlaishinigegouzaizia！laozizhengyaozhaonini！ganjinjilaozifangshou！guaiguaideguixiajilaoziketoudaoqian，laozikeyikaolvfangniyima！”
erhoushenshouyizhilingshuangyue。
“zhiyunige**！jijiangchengweibenshaoyedenvren，jingranzaizheidangkoudayingzheigouzaizideqiuhun！？”
“laozizhengzhilezheigegouzaizi，kanlaozizenmepaozhinigebuzhihaodaidechoubiao……”
tingtawuyanhuiyumagebuting，zhaojunhaoshinuyantaotian。
“你在找死！”
“pa！”shanshenshangqianjiushihenhenyibazhang。
wangzibodunshibeichoufanzaidi，tawuzheliandashengjianjiaoqilai。
“**nimadegouzaizi，laoziyidingyaonongsini！shang！jilaozishanga！”
tadailaidejigedashougegemianluxionghen，zhichongxiangzhaojunhao。
quejianzhaojunhaolenghengyisheng，shuangquanqifa，“pengpengpengpeng”siquan，bianjiangsirenjidaozaidi。
gongfuzhilingli，dongzuozhigancuililuo，lingdezaichangsuoyourendoujingchabuyi。
wangzibozhangkoujieshe，huiguoshenlai，pokoudama：“hao！**youzhong！shilingshuangyuezheigechou**baniqingguolaideba？dengzhe，laoziyidingnongdenishengburusi，zaidangzhenidemianhenhencaozheigechou**！rangnimenyibeizihuozaihuihendang……”
zhaojunhaoyanzhongshayiyishanershi，yibutashangqian，henhenyijiao，duozaiwangzibozuibashang。
wangzibomanzuideyachi，dengshidiaoluodaban，zaishuobuchushenmewuyanhuiyu。
“shuangyuexianzaishiwoqizi，ganduitabujing，ganduitayoubuganjingdexiangfa，doudefuchucantongdedaijia！”
huayinluoxia，zhaojunhaoshoujiaoranhoukuaisujichu，zhengzhongwangzibodangbu。
“ao！”wangzibofachushazhubandecanjiao，shentifeichuqusiwumi，erhouyunsizainei。
“shuangyue，womenzou！”zhaojunhaoqianqilingshuangyuedeshou，zaiyizhongjingkongdeyanshenzhong，dabuzouyuan。
shumiaozhihou，lingjiazhongrenfangcaifanyingguolai，renrenjunshisongrandajing。
ganjinpaoguoqu，butingyaohuangwangzibo。
“wangshaoye！wangshaoyenixingxinga！”
“wanlewanle，wangshaoyehaoxiangsile，zenmebanya！”
“meisi，danshitayihouzuobulenanrenle，wangjiayidingbuhuishanbaganxiude，womenlingjiayaodahuolintouleya！”
zheigexiaoxi，fangfoqingtianpiliyiban，lingjiasuoyourenjunshixinzangjuzhen，xintouyipianhuangran。
shiwufenzhonghou，wangzibodefuqinwangkuigandao，muduerzidecanzhuang，wangkuihongzheyanjingsihou。
“lianggexiaoshizhinei，woyaozhaojunhaohelingshuangyueguidaowoerbingfangmenqian，ketouchanhui！ranhoulingshuangyueyaojiajiwoer，yongshengyongshijiwoerweinuweibi！”
“fouze，woyaonizhenggelingjiapeizang！”
tingzhetahenyitaotiandeweixie，lingjiazhongrenjunshiruzhuibingjiaoyiban，sizhibingliang。
wangjiashilibilingjiayaoqiangduole，ruozhentielexinduifulingjia，lingjiagenbenwulifankang。
buyoude，suoyourendoujiangmaotouzhixianglingshuangyuefumu。
“douguaizheigetianshadelingshuangyue！buzhihaodai，jingranpaodiaowangshaoyexuanzeneigelaogaifan！laosan，nimenfuqikeyanglegehaonver！”
“doushinimennvergandehaoshi！womenlingjiazheixiayaobeinimenjiahaisile！”
“hailengzhezuoshenme？haibuganjinqubanimendehaonverheneilaogaifanzhaohuilai，anzhaowangzongshuodezuo！？”
yanjianlingshuangyuefumudailizainei，jingbuzhidongdan，linglaotaitailianseyinchen，shangqujiushilianggedazuibazi。
“haifashenmesha！ganjinjinimendehaonverdadianhua，rangtagenneigelaogaifanyiqigunhuilai！”
“tamentangruoganbuhuilai，neijiuquzhua，dadebansi，bangyedebanghuilai！”
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