doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《ruguowoshiyizhigui》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo,zhurengongluanfanliweidegushiduqilaichaoshuang,xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou,qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“zuozhehk4dyi”dailaidexijingneirong:zenmekenenghuibalingduiyou?kendingshiduiyoujiduwojiagegeziyuanbitahao,ranhoujiukaishizaoyaowojiagege”“duiduidui,nijiagegezuishuai,zuiwenroushanliang”neizhinv……
zhengwen【1】2023nian8yue15ri,luanfanbeilaobanchaoyouyule2023nian8yue20ri,
luanfanyinweimuqingenfuqinchaoleyijia,2023nian8yue22ri,
luanfanqujimuqinsaomudelushangbeiyiliangbaomazhuangle,chehuirenwang。
……nanchengdaxueliangzhinvguizuozaixiaoyuandetaijieshangkanyiqunnandaxueshengtizuqiu。“haoshuai!haoshuai!youyou,
kuaikan,haoduoshuaige”zhengdizhetoukanshoushangdezhaopian,tingdaozheihua,taitoukanlekanneiqunnandaxuesheng,
ranhouzaiditoukanleyixiazhaopian,molemozijihuabaidelian,turanhaixiudao:meiyouwojiagegeshuai。
“nijiagegetafangle”“hushuo,wojiagegemeiyoutafangle,fashengmingbuhuikanma?wojiagegewenrouyoushanliang,
zenmekenenghuibalingduiyou?kendingshiduiyoujiduwojiagegeziyuanbitahao,
ranhoujiukaishizaoyaowojiagege”“duiduidui,nijiagegezuishuai,zuiwenroushanliang”neizhinvguifanlegebaiyan,
xinxiang:nijiagegebalingduiyousidixiakainvfensihuangqiangzhangdehaitenankan。lingyibiandetaijieshang,
luanfandairumujidikanzheqianfang,julitasiwangyijing1zhoule,tahaishibunengjieshouzijiyijingsile。
xiangxiangzijikalicundeshiwankuaiqian,luanfanjiuyizhenxintong,qianhaizai,renmeile。aaa!!!wodeqian,
wodelaodongchengguo!!!“wei,neiweinvtongxue,keyibangwomenjianyixiaqiuma?”luanfanxiayishidetaiqitou,
ganghaoheyigeyougaoyoushuaidebaiyifunanhaiduishi,jimiaohou,luanfandixialetou,
ergenliandaizhelianjiaxiangjileshutoudeyingtao。luanfanyougemaobing,heshuaigemeinvduishijiuhuibuzijuedelianhong。
yigepanghuhudenvshengchuanguoluanfan,zhijiebaqiurengleguoqu,qiurengdehenyuan,yehenzhun,
ganghaozadaobaiyifunanhai。panghuhunvhaimolemotou,youdianganga。“tongxueduibuqia,
nimeishiba”“meishi”nvhaishengyinhenhongliang,xiangjiletadeyiweipengyou,zhishineiweipengyouyijingbuzaile。
xiangdaozheili,luanfanbiziyisuan,yanleihaishibuzhengqidediaolexialai。liweiyishitazuihaodepengyou,
yeshiweiyidepengyou。danshitawunianqianjiusile,siyuaizheng。【duile,wohaoxiangyesile,
shibushiyiweizhewokeyijiandaomamaheliweiyile】luanfanyuexiangyuejidong,likepaoquzhaohunchu。zhaohunchu,
yigezhuanmenanzhiguihundedifang,xiangdangyuyigewannengde**。luanfansihouqudaoleneili,
ranhoubanlileguijiedeshenfenzheng。guijieherenjieshilianggehubudaraodeshikong,zheilideguihunxiangrenleiyiyangshenghuo,
youguilaoban,yeyouguiniuma,luanfanshiyigewuyeyougui。【2】【zhaohunchu】luanfanlaidaolezhaohunchu,
dengdaokuaimeirendeshihoucaiqupaidui。tashenhuqi,xiangxiadinglemougejuexin。“liweiyi?
tahaoxiangzaizhongguoguihundaxuedanglaoshi,nikeyiquneizhaota”zhaohunchudegongzuorenyuanqiaodazhejianpanshuodao。
“ngng”luanfandianlediantou。zairenjiedeshihouliweiyijiushidaxuelaoshile,
jidezaishishiliweiyijingchanggentatucaodaxuelaoshiyouduolei,ruguozailaiyishitabuhuizaixuanzedanglaoshi,
jieguodaoleguijiejiuwangbenle“wangjia㚤……”gongzuorenyuanqiaojianpandedongzuotingxia,taitoukanlekanluanfan,
wen“niquedingyouwangjia㚤zheigerenma?wochaleguijiesuoyoutongmingtongxingdehenidejiashuxinxi,
doumeiyouzheigeren”“bukenenga,zenmehuimeiyouni?jiejie,nikeyizaichachama?womamingzishishengpizi,
shibushinishucuole。”gongzuorenyuanbadiannaozhuanguolai,rangluanfanzijikan。“zenmehuimeiyou?bukenenga,
weishenme?”luanfansisidingzhediannao,yanjingshunjianhongle,yanleihuaguotadelianjia,youhuajinletadexinli。
gongzuorenyuanjianluanfankule,yixiazihuangle,ganjinnachuzhijinjita,anweidao:“meishidemeishide,
kenengshixitongchucuole,wobangniwenwen。”shuowan,gongzuorenyuanxunsunachushouji,bodaleyigedianhuaguoqu。
jifenzhonghou…“woxiangtianwenzufanyinglezheijianshi,danshiyouyushiwutaiduo,xuyaobangeyuecainenghuifu。
danshinibuyongdanxin,yibanmeizuoguoshiebushedeshishibuhuixiaoshide。
”shiebushederenjinruguijiehouxuyaojieshoubashiyizhongxingfa,ranhouhunfeiposan。
luanfanyongzhijincalecayanlei,diantoushuoleju“hao”。
【3】zhongguoguihundaxueliweiyichuanzheyijianhongsezhangqun,daizheyifuheikuangyanjing,chengzhebayusan,
xiangxiaodongmenzouqu。zailushangganghaopengdaoletongshi,daleshengzhaohu。“lilaoshi,
dongmenkouhaoxiangyougeguizhaoni”“shei?”“buzhidao,
wogangcongdongmenhuilaideshihoutingdaoyougenvguidaizhekouzhaomaozi,shoulijuzheyigepaizi,shangmianyounidemingzi,
guaihuajide”【zheishuxidexingweizenmeneimexiang……bukeneng。】liweiyibaxinlidexiangfahuijuele。
kezoudaodongxiaomen,kandaoneigeshuxideshenying,neigejiusuanshiwuzhuangyenengyiyanrenchuderen,
liweiyihuxizaizheiyishunjiantingzhile。takuaisuzouxiangluanfan,danyouzaililuanfanwumichutinglexialai,
youdianbuganquerendejiaoleyisheng“luanfan”luanfantingdaoneishuxideshengyin,zhuanguoshenlai,
kandaoleyigechengshudehongqunnvren,yunaohaizhongdeshenyingzhonghe。luanfanlianshangdaizheleishuidexiaoyi,
zhushizheliweiyi“liweiyi,haojiubujian。
”【4】zhongguoguihundaxuedongmenlimingshaokaodianliweiyiyanzhengzhengkanzheluanfanbaliangpenshaokaochiwanle。
“niesiguitoutaia”“chabuduoba”luanfanyanxiashengxiadekaorou,yilianzhenchengdikanzheliweiyi。
liweiyi:“……”luanfanbeichezhuangsideneitianduzihaimeiyoujinshi,suiranzijilaodieshaojizijideqianbushao,
danshiguijiedewujiashizaishitaiguile,yigebaozi20mingbi,luanfanyoushigechihuo,
wutianjiubaqianquanbuhuawanle。“shuoba,zenmeside?”liweiyishuangshoubaoxiong,yanshenluozailuanfanshenshang。
luanfanyongzhijincalecazui,bashiqingdejingguojiangleyibian。“tameiyouzuolao?
luguozhongmeiyouzhuijiuneizuiguidezerenjiuneimesuanle?nidemingbibushangnei30wan?
”liweiyishengqidizhanleqilai,zhuoziyinweitadedongzuoerweiweizhendong,zhouweideguidoukanleguolai。“xiaodiansheng。
”liweiyizuoxialai,shuangshoubaoxiong,cexiangyifang,yanshenhenbushuang。renyidanyudaojinqian,lianjiubianle,
zunyanbuzhongyaole,shengmingyebuzhongyaole,yourennaqianshiweilemoushenghuo,suoyitamenkeyiweiwudoumierzheyao,
yourennaqianshiweilemanzuneixindeyuwang,suoyitamenhuibiandegengjiadeyinancanbao。
luguozhongbuzhidaoshuyunayizhong。luanfanyibiantingliweiyimaluguozhong,yibianjitadishui。
“xiaoxiaoqi……”liweiyijileluanfanyigeyanshen,rangtazijitihui。luanfanditou,bugankanta。“ai,
yihou……nijiuxiangenwozhuba。dengnizhaodaogongzuolezaizuolingwaidedasuan。
”liweiyizhidaoluanfansuiranlaoxihuanshuo“guimiwodengnibianfupo,ranhoulaibaoyangwo。
”danshiguzilishigeziliziqiangderen,suoyimeiyoubabaoyangtazheijuhuashuochulai。
“hao”luanfanxiaodexiangshulanyiban。luanfanduiluguozhongdeganqingtingfuzade。
xiaoxuewunianjizhiqianduiluanfanhaibucuo,meiyoufangrenbuguan,chihexuexishangdoumeiyoukuidaiguota。
zhidaozhangbaozhudechuxian,rangweiruoguangmangdedeluanfanbiandegengjiaandan。lubaozhushitahoumadenver,
yeshitadejiejie。renbujinzhangdepiaoliang,erqieqingshanggaoxuexiyouhao,laoshitongxuedouhenxihuanta,
jiulianzijidelaodieluguozhongyehenxihuanta,batadangqinnverkandai。jiuerjiuzhixinjiupianle。zhangbaozhu,
fumudehaohaizi,laoshiyanzhongdehaoxuesheng,tongxuexinlidenvshen。congxiaodaoda,
zhangbaozhushenbiandouyourenweizhetazhuan,erluanfanqiaqiaxiangfan,zhangxiangputong,xinggeneixiang,
meiyoutezhangchengjiyeyiban,hairongyibeihushi。【5】luanfanzailiweiyidexiaowuliguolesantian“fanlaizhangkou,
yilaishenshou”derizihou,kaishizaiwangshangzhaogongzuo。zhaohunchuhuijixinlaideguihuntigongzhusuhegongzuo,
danshitigongdegongzuogangweigongzitaidi,zhinengwenbao,danshiputongrendewenbaohezijidewenbaoyoubuyiyang,
zaijiashangyaohemoshengrenhezhu,zaisuoyizaikao**hekaojiemeizhijianluanfanxuanzelehouzhe。
dagaizaibosszhipinliulanlelianggexiaoshi,luanfanbailanle。
【aaaaaaaaa】weishenmewenkeshengzaiguijieyehennanzhaogongzuoa?
wenkeshengdechuntianshenmeshihoucailailin?luanfantangzaichuangshang,sikaorensheng。【yaobu,zhijiejinchang?
】shangyishiluanfanzuoweiwenkesheng,zaikaogonghekaobianzhijianxuanzelezhijiejinchangdagong。wuta,weiqianduoer。
yigeyuewuqian,jiashangjiabanfeiyigeyueyeyouliuqian。zaichangliganlesannianhougongchangdaobi,
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