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jiuzheiyang，tafanleyijiekedeluntan，zuihouzaitiebalikandao‘woshimitang’fabude“ruhepudaolaogong？”dehuati，kaishiqianxinzuanyan。
“diyibu，gouzhulaogongbozi，pudaotahuaibaoli，zuowentadatui。”
“dierbu，sajiao，shijingersajiao，sadaolaogongwufajujueni。qin，qindaonanrenzhangbukaizuijujueni。”
“disanbu，guanxiaoheiwu，nimendong……”
chiananyanzhuzidouyaonianzaishoujidetuli，xinlixiaohuomiaozaichunchunyudong！
这是什么神仙配图！
yaoshibazheitaodoushizailuyeshenshang，neitazhijiezoushangrenshengdianfenglea！
yizhengtianxialai，chianandouzaiyanjiuruhepudaoluye。
rendounuobudongyixia，kebendaoshimeiyoukanyiyan。
kanshuyifenzhong，shoujiliangxiaoshi。
taanweiziji：bijingliaodaolaogongcaishizhengjingdashi，douyaopaidaono.1！
yizhidaojieshuhou，chiananjiedaolclvshituanfalaidexiaoxi。
“chiananxiaojie，lujiazhuwenninyaoruhechulizhangwanfei？”
shijishang，luyegengxiangzhidao，chiananhuiguo，haizhishiweipiantashuadehuayang！
chiananyebufutawang，zhijiedazifasong：“juebufangguo！”
“juebufangguoyaozenmechuli？”
luyeweimizhemou，zaidiannaoshangcaozuozhexinxi，neixinyinyinyayizhebuzhimingdeqingxuyaopotierchu。
sihucongtaxinglaihou，xiayishibaozhuta，tabianyidianyidianbiandelingtawufazhuomo……
suiran，taraoyouxingzhidexinshangqichianandezheizhongbianhua。
meiliangmiaozhong，xinxidansongguoqu。
chiananbazijizuixiangzuodeshiquandoufachuqu！
“ruguokeyi，rangtahuohuotuoyicengpi，zuihaotuchulaibeihouzhishitamenhaiwohenimenlujiazhuderenshishei！
nimendoushilujiazhudedelixiashu，jueduiyaoyongzhangwanfeibalulinyuanhechinianxichuisi！
锤地死死的！
biyaoshihou，wokeyichumianzhizhenglulinyuan，rangtayongyuanfanbuleshen，jibianshifanshenyezhinengshixianyufanshen！”
xianyufanshen，haishixianyu！
zilixingjianlikeyikandechulaichianandaxialaizheichuanziyouduokangkaijiang。
luyechongnidemeiyanbulushengseyiyang，baxiaoxifajilclvshituan，lenglengxiamingling：“anzhaoxiaotaitaidehuaquzuo！”
“录下来。”
dangzuojiguaihaizidejiangli！
lclvshituanpotianhuangjiedaorucixiao……xiaodaozhimadeanjian，queshouduancanrendejiangzhangwanfeihuohuotuilecengpi！
lcjituanlaidedingjilvshirongchaoquzheng，jiaochulvshihan，meiyiyangdouchuidesisi，rangzhangwanfeilianbianjiedejihuidoumeiyou！
“zhangwanfei，ruguonibunenglikehaiqian，jianghuimianlinwuniandeyouqituxing。”
“bu，wobuyaozuolao！”zhangwanfeizuozaiyizishang，shentidouderutongshaikangban，pinmingdeyaotou：“woyaodadianhuayaoqian。”
rongchaodileyanse，rangrenjitadianhua。
zhangwanfeinadaodianhualikebotongdianhuajichinianxi，xianzainengbangtadejiuzhiyouchinianxile！
“喂。”
“nianxi，wo……woxuyaosanbaiwan。”
chinianxiningleningmeixin：“meiyou！”
“nianxi，wozaoshanganzhaonizhiqianfenfuguowode，keshichianangenbenmeishangtao，niyaoshibubangwo，jiumeiyourenbangwole！”
“nishaohushuo，woshenmeshihourangniquxianhaichiananle！”chinianxiyitingdao‘chianan’sangezijiuqidehunshenfadou，qiazhubolibeideshouzaishoujin。
zhangwanfeizuoyoukanleliangyan，lianrusihuiban，zhinengduitingtongdao：“nianxi，nizhiqianrangwoquxianhaichianandeduanxinwohaicunzaishoujili。
niyaoshibujiewoqian，wojiubazheixiedougongbuchulai！”
她破罐子破摔了！
要是大家一起死！
“你！”
chinianxiyaoyaqiechidechilesheng，youkandaowangluoshangdouzaidasixuanyangchiananshisishengnv，tashizhenqianjin，huoqimianqiangpingfuxialaiyidian：“wotinibaqiandachuqu，buguoniyaobashoujijiwo，yaoshirangwofaxianniganyoubeifen，bieguaiwoliantongchiananyiqi，nongsini！”
“nianxi，wozenmeganhenizuodui！shichiananjintianzaixuexiaoliwumieniheluxiaocaomingsheng，nizhiyaoyichajiunengkandao，woyeshiwugude。”
“chianan，zheige**！
wofeiyaohualantaneizhanglian！”
chinianxijiezhediannaoqucha，jiukandaoxuexiaoluntanliquandoushuozhetahelulinyuansitong，qiangmeimeiweihunfu，haijiweihunfudailvmaozidexinwen，qidejiangshouzhongdeshuibeichaopingmuhenhenzaqu！
yishunjian，diannaobeizadaoheiping，pingmushangpamanzhizhuwang！
“迟安安！”
又是迟安安！
chuchuhetazuodui，haibatakuxinjingyingdemingshengquandouhuile！
“我不会放过你！”
tuwude，congmenkouchuanlaiyishengyinqiedeguanxin。
“nianxi，nizenmele？”
“sheirangnishanzichuangjinwofangjian，nandaobuzhangyanjing……”chinianxiyihuitou，kandaoshilanlaoyezi，niuqudelianlikezhuanchengweiqu：“waigong，ninzenmelaile？”
“shi……shichianan，tajintianzaixuexiaoliwumiewohelulinyuandeguanxi，hai……”chinianximuguangedu，zhishiyinzangdejihao，duilanlaoyezianshidao：“waigong，yaoshichiananzaixuexiaoli，jiuhuijixuwumiewo，womenburu……”
lanlaoyezilengheng：“zheigechianan，juranganwumiewowaisunnv，woxianzaijiurangrenbatazhuahuilai，kanwobudasita！”
chinianxijianlanlaoyezinuqichongchongdezhuanshenlikai，niuqudelianshanggouqilexiaoyi。
“chianan，wokannizheicizenmeduodeguo！”
……
学校里。
chiananshangwanyitianke，chedirangtongxuemenduitagaiguan。
tabeizheshubaozouchujiaoxuelou，jiukandaojigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanrencongbenchichelizouxialai，zhibentaerlai。
chianantongkongjinsuo，shunjianmingbaile！
zheixierenjuebibuhuaihaoyi！
tacaizhongshenglai，xiangyaobaodechouhaimeibao，xiangyaobaohuderenhaimeibaohu，jueduibunengsi！
tayandibuyoudetengshengqinongnongdelengyi，bashubaohenhenzaxiangtamen，zhuantousatuijiupao！
“救命啊！”
“有抢劫的了！”
黑衣保镖：“……”
“jiuminga，tamenqiangzouwoshubao，haixiangzhuawozou！”
chiananfanyingjiweixunsu，sahuangdousadehencongrong！
tameiyouyouyujiuchaorenqunzuiduodeshitangfangxiangpaoqu，shichulehunshenliqipao，bianpaobianhan，yaoduodashengjiuduodasheng！
heiyibaobiaoningjinmeitou，jigefangxiangquzhuachianan。
tamenzhanggebozhangtui，meijichiananjihui，yishouwuzhutazuiba，batatuojincheli。
chiananzhangkoujiusisiyaozhuheiyibaobiaodegebo，bishangbeizicansishiyaodehaihen！
“你……松口！”
“打晕！”
yijishoudaozhijiedazaihoubojing，chiananbianbuganxindeyunleguoqu！
也不知道过了多久。
chiananhunshenbinglengdequanqishenti，hunshenshilulude，yifubinglengdetiedaotashenshang！
“poxinglemeiyou！meixingjiujixujiwopo！”
“huilaoyezi，renxingle！”
chiananhoujingtengdetazhizhoumei，zhouguangredetazhengbukaiyan，zhinengjiannandexiankaiyidaofengxi，kanlesizhou，xianranshi……lanjia！
meixiangdao，zhuatalaiderenjingranshilanjia！
tazhenzhengdewaigongjia，zhibuguoxianzaishichinianxide！
tajiannanzhanqilai，kandaozuozaishafazhongyangdelanlaoyezi，haiyoutajinzhanghuzhudechinianxi，yanjingsuanzhangyou……duji！
lanlaoyezimingmingshitadeqinwaigong，shangbeiziduichinianxineimehao，keshichinianxiyidiandoubuzhidaoganen，jingranweidedaolanjiacaichan，canrenshahaiwaigong，yongtazuochulaidemanxingduyaohuohuozhemosilanlaoyezi。
tadewaigong，sideshihou，beiduyaozhemodezhishengxiayibagutoule！
haihaohaihao，taxianzaijishihuilaile，jiujueduibuhuirangchinianxidecheng！
lanlaoyezijianshaonvbubeibukangdezhanqishen，pingjingdedingzheta，yanshenlijingrandaizhejingzhonghenongnongdekewang，youdianbujie。
“chianan！chijiarongrennixianhaiwosunnv，wolaotouzijueduibuken！”
“womeiyouxianhaichinianxi。”chiananshengyinlengjing，xinliquebirenherenqingchu：“jiusuantarencuo，weichinianxichengqinglemingsheng，keshizhiyaochulezheigedamen，chinianxijiubuhuirangtahuozhe！
haiburuliuzailanlaoyezizheili！”
kuibendemaimai，taconglaidoubuzuo！
“nihaizaijiaobian，nianxietoushangdeshang，niganshuoninongchulaide！”
chianantantandangdang，yanshenchengche，meiyoubandiansuanji：“waigong，ninburukankandangridejiankong，shijiejieyaotuiwoyixia，wobeiluyejishilazhu，jiejiecaishuaixiaqu！”
“你……”
“chianan，waigongshiwodewaigong，henimeiyoushenmeguanxiba！”chinianxiweiwan‘tixing’，bianxianggaosuchianan：“nizheibeizidouzhishigesishengnv！
别高攀什么亲戚！”
“是吗？”
chiananmianselengmo，jibianshentishouruo，keqichangquebandianyeburuo，bachinianxiyadesiside。
“waigong，woetoushangdeshangkoudaoxianzaihaiteng，xuexiaolihaichuanzhewodemingsheng……”
lanlaoyeziyixiazibeichinianxidaizou，nuzhemeitou：“nixianzaifashengmingdaoqian，lanjiakeyiduinijianshaochengfa！”
“womeiyouzuocuo，weishenmeyaodaoqian！”chiananangqitou，yandifanqiyicengshuanghan：“waigong，ninmingzhidaochinianxietoushangdeshangbushiwozuode，keshininhaipiantanta，ninliangxinbuhuitongma？”
meishenmebiyanzhengzhengkanzhezijisuoshengbuduodezhiqin，jiuzaizijimianqian，bangchourenchuqi，gengtongkuzhemole！
ketameiyourenhezhengjulaizhengming，zijicaishilanjiazhenzhengdewaisunnv！
lanlaoyezihenshaojiandaozheimeyouguqidenvhaizi，zheiyaoshitadesunnv，kendingshigekezaozhicai！
只可惜……
tabaibaishou：“jirannisiburenzui，neijiubieguaiwoxinhen！da，dadaotadaoqianweizhi！”
huayingangluo，yongrenlinzheyingergebocudegunzichaochiananhoubeidaqu！
只是……
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