《ruanmengnaiwakaokongjianwuzidaicunzhifu》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，yayalishengluoqiuyuezuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：taqishibingbuxiangku，keshibuguanshishentihaishinaogua，doubushoutadekongzhi，tazheigezhuangzaiyingerqutilidelinghun，zhinenghuochengnaibaodeyangzi。……
yebuweizhoumei，kujijidenaiyinlizijiyuelaiyuejin。
“哪里来的娃娃？”
lengbingbingdeshengyindaizheweiya，zhouzaowendudoujianglejifen。
“jiu-nai-da！”ruanhuhudenaiyinxiangqi。
naiwazoudaotamianqian，waizhenaodaidaliangta。
nanraowaimaogenlaobaoyimoyiyang，butongdeshi，laobaoaixiaomeirijingshenshizu，erzheirenquebanzhelianxianggedabingkuai，hunshenshangxiayidianreqingdoumeiying
zheiyidingshipingxingshijielidelaobao！
laobao，nengzaizheilizaijiandaonizhenshitaihaole。
shangbeiziqiannide，zheibeiziwoyidinghaohaochanghai，wohuizhihaonideyanjing，wohuijiniyanglaosongzhong……
“哇呜，脑包……”
naiwayixiapingyebuweidetuishang，nulidengzheduantuiwangtashenshangpa。
yeyanan、yeyanshun：“……”
yayazhenshihenren，kanbuchuzheigelaonanrenhenkepama？
yebuweimianwubiaoqingdizuozhe，zhidaonaiwadeliangzhishoushouzaitalianshangmolaimoqu。
“qikai！”lengbingbingdeshengyinxiangqi。
“puyo！”naiwabupaweixie，zhijieshenshouquxiantadeyanpi。
rangwokangkangniyanjingzhongmeleha。
yeyananyeyanshun：！！！
yayabuyaoa！neigenanraoyanjingshichupengbudedenilin，shiyejiasuoyouraojinji！
xiayimiao，yebuweizhuazhutadehoujing，jiangtaxiangmaoyiyangtiliuleqilai。
“xiu”deyisheng，naiwazaikongzhongfeichuyitiaopaowuxian，beiyeyananshoumangjiaoluandijiezhu。
“wuwa！”liaoliangdekushengxiangchezhenggefangzi。
taqishibingbuxiangku，keshibuguanshishentihaishinaogua，doubushoutadekongzhi，tazheigezhuangzaiyingerqutilidelinghun，zhinenghuochengnaibaodeyangzi。
“wawu，naobao-songsong！”
“die！yayanixiong！”yeyanshunkanzhekudezhidagedenaiwa，xintengbuyi。
yebuweibeichaodeyanpizhitiao，“daodizenmehuishi？”
yeyanpingkanzhemenbeihouyishenyisuodenaodai，wunaidao：“niang，nizijiguolai！”
luoqiuyuebuqingbuyuandizoujinlai，ditouzainanrenmianqianwaiwaiyizhan，youjiaodexiejianzaidishangyouyixiameiyixiadicuonianzhe。
huotuotuoyifuzailaoshimianqianaixundeyangzi。
lishengbaobaokandaile，yishiwangleku。
bushi，nizawanqilebianlianni？gangzaiwaimianluxiuziduiraozhangkuangjingtouqunaerle？
“zaimo，xiejiupole。”yebuweideshengyinyiranqingleng，danyinyuetouzhejifenchongni。
“e。”luoqiuyuezhanzhilai，“yayajiushineigebuzhengqideshengde，jinrihuojiayaojiangtamaile，woyishiqiaobuguo……”
“就买回来了？”
“ng。laoyenishibuzhidao，xiangzheizhongnennendenaiwaziruoshibeirenmailequ，xiachangjiushiyiguoroutang，jinriruobuliuxiata，wo……”
“xingle，wozhidaole！”yebuweituranyouxiebunaifan，“jialihaiyouduoshaoyuliang？duoyizhangzuinengyanghuoma？”
luoqiuyueshunjianlailejingshen，paizhexiongfudao：“zheishinigaicaodexinma？lao……wohuirangnimenezhe？genzhewoyoukuriziguo？”
lishengbaobaoshenchushouzhi，zhilezhiluchukongdepowuding。
“haha——”yeyananmiaodong，renbuzhuxiaochusheng，“niang，yayadouzaixiaonichuiniu！”
“zheiyatou，daoshiyidiandoubusha！”luoqiuyuehongzhelianqiangxingwanzundao，“wudingbuaishi，polegengtongfeng，liangkuai！rujinbuxiayu，buyongdanxinhuilinshishade！”
zheishi，menwaixiangqibadabadadejiaobusheng。
“ayeanai，ershusanshu，oumenfeilaina！”
lianggenanwamantoudahanpaolejinlai。
“你们爹娘呢？”
“在后面！”
lianggewawawanjiuquqiangjiaodemayidongzhuomayiqule。
buyihui，laodayeyanpinghexifuyunniangbeizhebeiloujinlaile。
yeyanpingzuozaimenjianshangchuanqi，yunniangjianglouzilinachuyibaoliangshi，liangrenjunshimanlianchourong。
“ganshakusangzhelian？”luoqiuyuewen。
yeyanpingmeitoujinsuo，“niang，dashibuhao，liangshijiagebaozhangle，zhenshangbushaoliangpudouguanmenle，jinrihualedaliqicaiqiangdaozheiershijinyumimian。wogumozhezheixiayaoluan。”
“woxiangzhemingrizaiquzhenshangyitang，jiangjialiyuqiandouhuanchengliangshi，jialiyouliang，xinlitashi。”
huayinyiluo，yejiarendouchenmole。
“meiqianlea！”luoqiuyuewang。
yeyanping:“niang，qishiwomendouzhidao，niyougejinku。”
“qiancailaideman，qudequekuai，yizhayangongfujiumeile。”luoqiuyuedao。
yeyanpingkanzhelianggedidi，“shayisi？”
yeyananzhilezhinaiwa，“ge，niangdejinkuyongzaizheile。”
yeyanpingzheicaifaxianjialiduochugenaiwa。
yeyananjiangqingshiqingyuanweihou，yeyanpingchenmole。
“aping，biexianggelaotousidechoumeikulian，taxialaiyougaogedingzhe，xiaoyixiao！”luoqiuyuepailepaitadejianbang。
luoyanping:taxiaobuchulai。
jialimashangjiuyaojiebukaiguole，yidajiazijiuyaoesile！
yunniangxinliyechou，dankandaoyayaneishuangzhenwuxiededayanjingshi，xinlidefannaomomingyisaoerkong。
“niang，jiranyayashiyejiarenle，woheyanpingjiurentazuoguinv，keyibu？”
yunniangyizhixiangyaogeguinv。dangnianshengertaideshihouyichangxiongxianchadianrenmeile，yeyanpingjuedingbuzairangqizishoushengchanzhiku，yinciyunniangdeguinvmenggeqianle。jinriyayalaileyejia，yunniangjuedezheishishangzaimibutadeyihan。
luoqiuyue：“wodaoshimeiyijian，jiushibuzhinidiezenmekan。”
yebuwei：“womeiyijian！kuaibatanongzou！”
dajiazheicaifaxian，naiwabuzhidaoshenmeshihouyoupadaotashenshangqule，shuangshouguazaitadebozishang，zuilishenmebaodijian
kanzheyebuweiheidedimodelian，yunniangrenzhexiaojiangnaiwabaoguolai，wenroudi：“yaya，woshiniangqin，yihounijiushidieniangdeguaibaole！”
kanzhedayanguliudenaiwa，yeyanpingyerenbuzhucouguolaikan。
“yaya，woshidiedie，yihouyoudiediebaohuni，zaiyemeirenganqifunile！”
yeyanpingxinzhongyongqidandandesuanchu，duohaodehaizia！ruguobushidajieshizaitaibuxianghua，tabenshijiujiucaiduia！rujinjialiduoleyizhangzui，tagengyaoxiangfazicaixing！
……
naiwanaodaiwenyisheng：dieniang？？？
taganggangtuolileliangduizhugouburudedieniang，zenmewuduanduyouduochulaiyidui！
不要啊！
dieniangdouhaokepa，quanshilaihaitadea！
“wawu”yisheng，naiwazuibayiliekudeshangxinyujue。
“guaibaobaomokue！”yunniangqingshengxiyudihongzhe。
“niangqin，tashishei？”lianggeerziyewenyewuweileshanglai。
“zheishinimendemeimei。”yunniangdao。
“wae！”sisuideyewenkaixindetiaoleqilai，“woyoumeimeigewoyoumeimeige！”
sansuideyewuchouzheyunniangdeduzi，“wa，niangqindedujizhenlihai，oucaizhuoleliangjimayi，meimeijiushengchulaina？！”
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