rangnidaoqianbuting，shanglefatingkushenme？，yibuyinrenrushengdexiaoshuozuopin，youbeiyukuangshengqinglidazao。gushizhong，linbeirenjunmeijinglileyixiliequzheliqidezaoyu，zhanxianchuyongqi、zhihuihejianrendepinzhi。linbeirenjunmeimianduizhetiaozhanhekunnan，tongguonuliyuyili，zuizhongshixianlezijidemubiao。【gkdgkd！zhijiekuaijindaoxiaoxiannvzaifatingshangtongkuliutidejuqing！】【shayebushuole，bixuguanzhuyibo，dengzhesantianhoukan**haoxi！laopokuaijigechuan……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigelingrennanyiwanghuaideshijie。
第14章
“xinshijidashax？neishishenmedifang？”
zhangkaifengzhabazhewuzhidexiaoyanjing，yitaneikeliandenaoronglianghezhishang，zheigekenengqueshiyoudiannanweitale。
“等等！”
“nigeqiongdiaosinijingranganmalaoniang！”
“我......”
zhangkaifenghouzhihoujuezhongyufanyingguolailinbeishizaimata。
qijibaihuaidijiuyaofabiao。
jieguoyitaitou，quekandaodiantimenzhengzaibihe，touguomenfeng，zhangkaifengkandaolinbeilianshangmingxianguazhejifengdebiaoqing。
“啊啊啊！”
“你给我滚出来！”
zhangkaifengjitoubailianpushangqu，fengkuanganzhedianti。
但为时已晚。
diantimenyijingchedibihe，diantikaishishangxing。
“焯！！！”
zhangkaifengdajiao，qijibaihuaidiyijiaohenhenchuaizaidiantimenshang。
“si——afeifeifei！”
bansuizhe“duang”deyishengjuxiang，zhangkaifengdaoxiliangqideshengyinyetongbuxiangqi。
大拇指甲盖却黑。
diantimenyebeichuaideaoxianleyikuai。
得，
beimalebushuo，haishouleteng。
shouletengbushuo，haidepeidiantimen......
zheiyibo，zhangkaifengjuebiyaoqideruxianzengshengle。
......
话分两头。
lingyibian，linbeikejiushuangle。
nirangwobutongkuai，meiguanxi，zhiyaoworangnigengbutongkuai，neiwojiutongkuaile。
suiranlinbeibingbuzhidaozhangkaifengnuchuaidiantimendeshier，danshizheibuzhongyao。
dandanzuihouneiju“xinshijidashax”，yezugouzhaohuichangzi。
让她吐血去吧。
weiyikexideshi，wuziqilinguahebingzhenkuaileshuimeile......
buguolinbeifanshoujiuzai“maicai”appxiadanle，budaobanxiaoshijiunengsonghuoshangmen，fangbiandeyip。
zaidengdaiwaimaideshihou，linbeitufaqixiang。
现在是什么时代？
zimeitishidai，xinxihuashidai！
gezhongshejiaopingtaiyijingzoujinlemeiyigerendeshenghuo。
zaizheigeshidai，zhiyaoyouyitaizhinengshouji，jiunengzuozimeiti，jiunengdangzhubo。
meitiandouyourenmomingqimiaoyiyebaohuo，meitianyeyourenyinweigezhonggeyangdeyuanyinrenshebengtadieluonizhao。
qinglushengbaitannvhaiyinchunwaibiaohelizhirenshezouhong，queyinwei“tanlianailebudengyuyouduixiang，dinghunledanbudaibiaoyaojiehun”dexinxinghulianwangbudengshixunsuyunluo。
xiaohuoyinzhangxiangkusimoujuxing，zai“xianrenzhilu”dezhiyinxiatiletou，moheilian，chuanshangqiuyi，zaifangyipingbinghongcha，kaizhibozuoneiershayebuyongshuo，jiunengchangchangbaohuo。
qianbujiuchuanshengxiaohaigefangbianpaozhafeinlianghaocheshijianfashenghou，moushouhaichezhudangchangbadouyinnichenggaiwei“huifeideleikesasi”，zaixianzhenghuo，zhanxianleguanxintai，yiyezhangfenjishiwan，kaigezhibozaixianrenshu10w+......
zheigeshidaijiushizheiyang，zhuazhuyiboliuliang，chengzhedongfengjiunengqifei。
linbeixianzaijiuchanshenglezheiyangdexiangfa。
weisuishijianquanwangresou，redubaozha。
neixiezimeitiyingxiaohaosuisuibianbianzhuanzaierchuangyixia，dounengqingsongjishijibaiwandebofang，neilinbeizuoweidangshirenxianshenshuofa，redukendingshaobule。
erqietahaixuanzelezhengmianyinggang，qiangshiqisu，yaosongxiaoxiannvjinqu，zheiyaoshibuhuojianzhitianlinanrong。
zheipotiandefugui，linbeibujiezhu，neiyeshitianlinanrong。
zaizhe，huoxutongguozheicideshijian，yenengzhensheyixianeixiewangluopenzi，jinghuawangluohuanjing。
e^(•‾̑⌣‾̑•)✧˖°
linbeiganjuezijidegejudoudakaile。
说干就干！
linbeilikebashoujijiahao，ranhouzhaochuleyaxiangdidehashiqitoutao，taozainaodaishang，dangzhujinchaduzhelaoyemenyisideshuaiqimianpang。
zuozaishoujiqian，kaishipaisheshipin。
“halougeweiqinaideguanzhonglaoyemendajiashangwuhaozhongwuhaowanshanghao！”
“woshilinbei，meicuo，jiushineigebeixiaoxiannvfeibangweisuihaihuoshangresoudedangshiren。”
mianduijingtou，linbeihuanhuankaikou。
“woxianjidajiashuoyixiashiqingdejingguo，shangzhouwuwanshang......”
“......”
“haihaocheneiyoujiankong，erqiegemenerwojizhideyip，haiyongshoujipaishipinliuzheng，buran，zaixiaoxiannvdezhikongxia，wozhenshitiaojinhuangheyexibuqing，hunshenshizuidoushuobuqing！”
“kejibianshizairushandetiezhengmianqian，xiaoxiannvyijiusiyazizuiying，jubudaoqian，yeburencuo，shangeweibogaodehaoxiangduodaenciyiyang，haishuojiucicheping？”
林北语气骤冷。
“wozhixiangshuo，nipabushizaixiangpichi！”
“nidangwoshiguinana？haishizhenyiweizijishigaogaozaishangdexiannvle？”
“za，wohaidejinikeyigeganxienide‘bushazhien’bei？”
linbeizhijiebafayuandeliantongzhishunachulai，duizhejingtouzhanshileyixia。
“看看这是什么？”
“fayuandeliantongzhishu！”
“woqingleluoxianglvshilai**zheigeanzi，yifeibangzuixiangfayuantiqixingshizisu，jiushiyaosongxiaoxiannvjinqu！”
“xiaoxiannvshoudaochuanpiaohehuaile，laizhaowodiaojie。”
“dangemenertaidumingque，diaojieshibukenengdiaojiede，zheibeizidoubukenengdiaojiede，zhiyoubanisongshangfatingzaisongjinjianyuzheiyangzi。”
“hehe，dangchurangnidaoqiannibuting，wodaoyaokankan，shanglefatingnikubuku！”
linbeilvezuotingdun，jiezhedao：
“xianzaizheiniantou，wangluofeibangshijianzhendeshicengchubuqiong，feibangzhesuibianjirenpozangshuijiunengyinfayibodajiezou，shouhaizhezizhengqingbaiquenanyouchengxiao。”
“kezhenshi，zaoyaoyizhangzui，piyaopaoduantui！”
“jiuxiangzheici，wodounachutiezhengle，keyijiunanyiniuzhuanyulun，haishiyouwushurenxuanzexingshiming，zhuizhewoma。”
“后来我悟了。”
“zizhengqingbaiwuyihuiluolexiacheng，jiejuewentizuihaodebanfajiushibazhizaowentiderensongjinqu！”
“suoyi，woxuanze......qisu！”
“zhiyoubafeibangzhesongjinqu，cainengchedizhongjieliuyan。”
“santianhoukaiting，dajiajingqingqidai。”
视频到此结束。
suihoulinbeikaishijianjishipin。
zuoweiyige“chuge”，zhendeshishashadoubudong，zhinengsouyixiejiaoxueshipinlaixianchangxuexi。
期间外卖到了。
linbeiyibianchixiguahekele，yibiankanshipinxuejishu。
manghuodabantian，shipinzongsuanshigaodingle。
zhijieshangchuandouyin——zhiyuweishenmebuxuanzeweibo......hehe，nandaonixihuanzaicesuolichifan？
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