rangnifalvyuanzhu，nisongfaguanlaolibeishushenyujiangzirongzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！wulunshicongzuozhelikelisidewenbihaishiduirenwusheding，juqingsheding，dounenggourangduzhedairujinqu，jingcaineirongtuijian：shenyubunufanxiao。“laozamao，denghuiernijiuzhidaoshinibeikaiguanjinlaoli，haishiwobeidiaoxiaolvshizigezhengle！”jiangwanqingyeshidiankaile……
“dangchukandaoxinwenjuedezheinandeshizaishitaicanle，teyilaikankanhouxu，buzhidaozheiyicishangsujieguoruhe？”
“neihaiyongshuo？kendingshijilea，fayuanconglaidoubuzhichijialihun，suoweidejialihunjiushizhenzhenglihunle，bingqiezailihunzhiqianjiuyijingwanchenglecaichanfenge，houxuzaixiangyaojinxingcaichanfenge，jibenshangshibukenengde！zheinandekeyishuoshijiwanle！”
“falvchengxujiusuanle，zuiyaomingdeshi，zheiyicijiexianvfanganzidehaishijiangzironglvshishiwusuo，neikeshilongguozhengfadaxuedejingying！xiangbijiaoyuyuangaofangdefalvyuanzhulvshi，shilixuanshutaidale！”
“wohaiyouyigexiaodaoxiaoxi，jushuoqianliangtianyourenhaizaipozijiepaichusuojiandaolezheigejiaozuoshenyudemianfeifalvyuanzhulvshi，maosishizaibaolishouzhanglaizhe，ranhoubeizhuale……”
“suiranwohenxiangxiao，danshiwogengtongqingnanfang，zhenshitaidaomeile，qianyoulaopochugui，nverfeiqinsheng，fangzibeifenzou，houyoubaolicuizhailaidajiangyoudewulianglvshi……”
zhibojianreyizhishi，shenpanzhangzhengzaixuandutingshenguize。
“diyitiao：weileweihubenfatingdeanquanhezhixu，baozhangtingshenxiangguanhuodongdezhengchangjinxing……weilebaozhangsusongcanyurenyifaxingshisusongquanli，tebieshezhipangtingxi，jizhexi，cujinsifagongzheng，tebieshezhipangtingxi，zhangxiansifaquanwei……”
“diershiqitiaobenguizezixxxxniankaishishixing，zuigaorenminfayuanciqianfabudesifajieshijiguifanxingwenjianyubencizuixinguizebuyizhide，yibenguizeweizhun……”
henkuai，shenpanzhangyijingwanchenglefatingguizexuanduyijiyixiliechengxu。
yijixiangduiyingdeshenpanzhangxuanshihefayan。
“benshenpanzhangxuanbu，《1.14fuqiweixuequfangjialihunjiufenan！》ershenzhengshikaishi！”
erhoushenpanzhanggaoyunshankanxiangleshenyuyifang。
“yuangao，qingchanshunimenshenqingzaibenyuantiqishangsudesuqiu，qingzhuyi，yuangaofangdesuqiuyaohelihefabingqiefuhegongxuliangsu，ruguoweibeixiangguanguiding，benyuanyouliyoubohui！”
jiangzironglengxiaozhekanzheshenyu。
yanjinglibumanlexuesi，zuowanyizhengwan，tadoumeishuijue！
weidejiushiyixuedangnianbaizouhongquansuozhichi。
sanshinianhedong，sanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong，dangniantadiuqide，jintiandouyaozaizheifatingzhishangzhaohuilai！
tayaokankanzheigebeilvshiquanfengshawuniandeshenyu，nengganchudianshenmedashi！
“yuangaolvshi，wojianyinibuyaolangfeishijianle！
yishentiezhengrushan，yuangaolihunzhiqianjiuyijingwanchenglecaichanfenge，fangziziyuanzengyuwofangdangshiren，nimencongwofangdangshirenzheiliyaobuhuirenhedongxide！
ruguoniguixiaqiuqiuwo，womenhuoxuhaikeyikaolvduojinidedangshirenyidianjingshensunshifei！”
jiangzirongbukaikouzeyi，yikaikoujiushiyaobashenyuwangsilibi！
zheiqishi，zhijieyadezhenggetingshenxianchangdepeishenyuanyouxiechuanbuguoqi。
zheijiangzirong，yetaikongbule。
一来就给个下马威！
yuangaoweiyangyeshibeijiangzirongjiheleyitiao，yanleyankoushui，suirantaxianzaiyijinghaowutuilule，zhiyousimadanghuomayi，danshitaqianqidedaililvshijideyaliyetaizule……
zaikankanzijishenbiandezheigenianqingren……
haoxiangzhendebushiyigetidudea……
shenyutingzhejiangzirongdehuadunshixiaolexiao，erhouxiaozhezhijiejuqileshou。
“shenpanzhe，ganggangyinggaiwofangtisusongqingqiu，erbeigaolvshiraoluangongtang，kongheyuangao，wofangrenweiduifanglvshiraoluanlefatingzhixu，ganraosusonghuodongdezhengchangjinxing。
shouxianshenqingshenpanzhangjiyubeigaolvshijinggao。
ruguobeigaolvshizairaogongtangzhixu，qingshenpanzheduibeigaolvshichuyifakuanhecaiquqiangzhilichangcuoshi！”
shenyugenzhiqianzaifatingwaibiaoxiandeyiyang，keyishuoshiqingxumeiyousihaobodong。
danshizheibuwenbuhuodehua，queshizhenggetingshenxianchangheguankanzhezhibodeguanzhonglengzhule。
“wocao！wobenlaiyiweishijiangzirongdexiamawei？zenmeyikaijufandaoshishenyuzhanleshangfeng？”
“zheihuazenmehuishuo？wozenmeganjuejiangzironggengyouyapoganni？”
“yapogandinggemaoyonga，fatingtingshenzuijihuidebianshiraoluanfatingzhixu，zheijiangzirongkanqilaiqishimanman，danshiquefanlelvshidaji，raoluanfatingzhixudejieguokeshihenyanzhongde！
yanzhongzheshenzhihuibeidiaoxiaolvshizigezheng！”
“keshiwozhiqiankangongkaitingshen，qianghuadelvshihenduoa？weishenmedaozheilijiushiraoluanfatingzhixuleni？”
“hahaha，zheiqiaqiashuomingzheiweishenlvshiyoudiandongxidea，kanlaibingbuxiangbiaomianshangkanqilaineimejiandana！”
zhibojianguanzhongjinjinledaozhiji。
xianchangpangtingxizhizhong，daizhemaozihemojingdesuyouweixiaozuiminlemin。
yaoshitazaishenyudeweizhi。
huoxuzhendehuibeijiangzirongdajidaoxinxin，congerbeiyingxiangjintiandesusong。
但是这位沈师兄。
jingranjinpingxiaoxiaodetingshenguizejiuqingyijiejuelejiangzirongdexiamawei，shenzhihaifanjiangyijun……
kanlai，jintiandetingshenyouyisile！
……
被告律师席。
beishenyuhechihekongsudejiangzirongliansedunshinankanqilaile。
yinweijiandaoshenyuxiangyaoyixueqianchidexinqingshizaishitaiguoyujiliele。
tajingranfanlezheiyangdedijicuowu……
shenpanzhanggaoyunshanyeshitailetaiyanjingqingkeyisheng。
tadaoshimeixiangdao，zheimingbujianjingchuandeshenyujingranhuizhuazhezheigebabing，erhouyeshixiangzhengyiyidejijiangzirongjinggaoleyixia。
erhoujixurangshenyutichuzijideershensuqiu。
shenyukanzhejiangzironggenchishiyiyangnanshoudeshensezuijiaoyangleyang。
xiaoyanger，genwowanshouduan？
你还早了一百年！
erhouzhijienachuzuoyelianyexiehaodesuqiushukaishitisuqiu。
“wofangdangshirenyinbumanguangmingqurenminfayuanduiyu《1.14fuqiweixuequfangjialihunjiufenan！》deyishenpanjue，guxiangjingzhoushizhongjirenminfayuantiqishangsu，wofangdangshirenyouyixiasuqiu：
yi、qingbeigaoyejiushiwofangdangshirendeqianqiheqiujunguihaifenbieweiyubinjiangdidouheshanhailinglongchengdedeliangtaofangchan，yijiwofangdangshirenduinvershiernianjiandefuyangfei120wan，haiyoujingshensunshifei500wan！
er、shenqingduibeigaozhixing……”
shenyudiergesuqiudouhaimeitichukou，zhenggepangtingxidepangtingrenyuanhejizhexidejizhedoumale。
“wocao？guihaifenbieweiyubinjiangdidouheshanhailinglongchengdedeliangtaofangchanwohainenglijie，zenmefuyangfeihejingshensunshifeiturancong12wan+2wanbianchengle120wanhe500wan？”
“shiwokancuorenlea，zheiweishenlvshikanqilairenchuwuhai，ganqingtacaishishizidakaikou？？？”
“suiranwojuedehenjieqi，danshishenlvshizheisuqiuyetailipuleba？zenmekandoubudakenenga！”
tingshenxianchangdesuyouweiyeshichadianmojingzhijiediaoxialaile。
好家伙！
guihaifangchanxianbushuo，12wanfuyangfeibian120wan，2wanjingshensunshifeibianjingshensunshifei500wan？
jiushitaneibeiguangdawangyouchengwei“fawaikuangtu”deluolaoshilailedoubuganzheimeyaoba？
zheiyijingbushishizidakaikoule。
而是暴龙开口了！
这诉求明显不合理！
bieshuoshipangtingxidezhuweile，jiushiyuangaoweiyangcishiyeyilianmeng。
bukesiyidekanzhezhanzaizijiyicedeshenyuyanleyankoushui。
tashenweidangshiren，zenmebuzhidaozijitichuguozheiyanglipudesuqiua……？？？
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