chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《rangnihuidawenti，meirangnibachaodainongluan》shizuozhe“heyisheng ”chengyichupindeyibuzuopin，cezhongjiangshulezhurengongqinzhenqinshihuangzhijiandeaiqinggushi，qiangqiangduipengdejuqingshushixijing，gaishuwei：neishihou，taduidonglindanghenshixinren，erneixierenyoushuoliuzongzhoubuguoshigebaguan，zimingqinggao，wushenbenshi。……
ercishi，wendakongjianzhizhong……
qinzhenyouxiaoxiaodexialeyikoucha。
轻咳两声……
“qianmianshuodaole，qiandewenti，jingjizhidudewenti，zheixie，dequeshizhuyuanzhangmaixiadehuogen。”
“ertongyangde，zhuyuanzhanghaimaixialelingyigehuogen！”
伴随着这话一出……
hongwushikongdezhuyuanzhangdoumale。
大哥，能别搞我么？
又是我？
eryongleshikongdezhudi，doukuaibeidiaochengqiaozuile。
tahuranfaxian，laotouziyebushineimekepama，laotouziyehuifancuo，yemeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneibanyingmingshenwuma！
ercishi，jiutingqinzhenjixudao：“erzheilingyigehuohuan，bianshizhuyuanzhangdingxiadehujizhidu。”
“laozhuguiding，minhu，junhu，zaohu，jianghudengdeng，bingqieguidingzizisunsundoudeganzheigexingye，zhongdideyibeizidouzhinengzhongdi，dangbingde，houdaiyebixudangbing……”
“zheizhidu，kanshangquhaoxiangrangtianxiawendingle，kequezaochenglegengjiananyiwanhuidezainan。”
“yinweigezhongyuanyinmeibanfazaijinxingzuchuandexiangguangongzuoshi，huiyinweiwufazhuanxingermianlinjudadeshengcunyali，ranhou，jiuchuxianleliumin！”
“mingchaodezhonghouqi，dongbudongjiubaiwanliumin，mingmodaluan，yeyuzheixiangzhiduyouhendaguanxi！”
“hujizhidudingsi，tongshiyezaochenglehenduorencaideliushi，renjiabenlaizaibiedexingyeyougenggaotianfude，yinweizheixiangzhidu，jiuzhinengmaimeicaihua。”
“huoxudanzheimekan，huoxuyemeishenme，neizaishuogegengzhaliede！mingchaoyouliangweihuangdi，quandoubeiyigeyuyijizhisile！”
“damingchenghuanianjian，yougelaizijiangxishangrao，mingjiaoliuwentaideyuyi，chenghuadiyinweishengbing，meiyoushangchao，zheigebing，yebushishenmedabing，jiuzhishifuxiebale，xuyaodiaolijiri，jieguodiaolizhediaolizhe，huangdijiabengle！”
“haojiahuo，dachenmendoumengle，yicha，jiuchadaoleliuwentaizheigezhuzhiyishengtoushang，henkuaishiqingchaqingchule，hezheshiliuwentaiyongcuoyaole，zhijiebahuangdijizhisile。”
“raner，jiweidehongzhidiyesuangehaoren，zhishibatabianguanle。”
“quebuxiang，hongzhidiyouyinianshengbing，huanlexiaoganmaoermeishangchao，benyiweishigexiaoshi，quebuxiang，diertianjiusashourenhuan！”
“dachenmenyoulengle，yicha，haojiahuo，youshizheigeliuwentai！”
“yuanlaishiyinweizheiliuwentaiyutaijianqianshanglexian，zuoletaiyiyuandeerbashou，hongzhidishengbingshi，jiushineitaijianzhaodaoleliuwentai，yikaiyao，haole，hongzhidiyebeizhisile！”
“nishuozheiliuwentaiyuhuangdiyouchouma？xianranbushi，tashixiangzhengmingzijidenengli，zhengmingzijidejishu！”
“quebuxiang，yinweizhisilianggehuangdi，fanerbeihoushirenjinjinledao！”
“liuwentaibushichun，yebushihuai！chuncuijiushicai！guigenjiedi，haishiyinweihujizhidudewenti！”
“zheigeliuwentaizushangshiyishi，yinweihujizhidu，tayezhinengdangyishi！napatazaipingyong，zaichun，zaibushihedangyishi，yehuiyinweihujizhidudangshangyishi！”
“putongyishiyejiubale，zhibuhaobing，wufeiyejiushigeyongyibale。”
“danyuyi，shigonglideyishi，zhuanmenjigonglirenzhibingde。”
“yinweihujizhidu，zheixiezuchuandeyishidoubuxuyaokaohe，yemeiyoushenmexingyebiaozhun，jiurangtamendangshangleyuyi！”
“zheizhonghujizhidu，zhinengshuohairenhaiji！”
“chuledanggexinggeyezhongchuxiangengduodezhuchongyiwai，meiyoubandianhaochu！”
qinzhendeyixihua，bujinshidamingshikong，lichaolidai，doutingdeyilengyilengde……
tebieshibeidianmingdechenghuadiyuhongzhidi。
chenghua，hongzhi，zheishinianhao。
ernianhaochenghuadehuangdi，shimingxianzongzhujianshen，tadiejiushinagedamingzhanshenzhuqizhen。
ernianhaohongzhidehuangdi，shizhujianshentaerzi，mingxiaozongzhuyoutang。
ercishi，zhujianshenyuzhuyoutangrendoushale。
他们满脑子问号。
suoyi，zijiyinweifuxie/ganmao，renjiuwule？
jier，jiushizhennu，zhijiexialingquzhualiuwentai。
至于刘文泰……
chenghuayuhongzhilianggeshikongdeliuwentaiyeshale。
tashiwanwanmeixiangdao，zijijingranyinweizhisihuangdi，eryichouwannianle？
guanjianshi，haibeirenjibalechulai？
傻了……
lianggeshikongdeliuwentaidoushale！
……
ercishi，daqinshihuangshikong。
“hujizhidu？jingyourucibibing？”qinshihuangweiweizhouqimei。
zaiqinchao，hujizhiduyeshicunzaide。
dangnongminde，bunengquganzhongdiyiwaideshi，yejiushishuo，ruguoyouyigechuanyuezhechuanyuedaoqinchao，ruguonishinongmin，neinixiangyaogaoshenmefamingchuangzaoershoudaochaotingdezhongshi……
只能说，你想多了！
jiusuannifamingchuangzaodedongxidequeyouyong，napashizaofuwanmindedongxi，dannihaishichufanleqinlv，bieshuodedaoshangqianle，nihaihuiyincishoufa。
zaidaqin，nixiangyaochurentoudi，neijiudequzhengjungong。
jungongdaole，ziranyejiuchurentoudile。
danyebushishuoqinchaojiurutongmingchaoneiban，jiangrendeerzijiuzhinengshijiangren。
qinchaohaikeyi“gengji”。
dangran，zheigegengjijiubijiaomafan。
buguo，buguanzenmeshuo，qinchaoyeshikeyixuanzehujide，zhishibijiaomafaneryi。
tongshi，yeyangexianzhilegehuzhijian，gaiganshenme，bugaiganshenme……
zheiyeshiweileguojiadewendingkaolv。
ruguonongminbuzhongdian，jiuxiangzhefamingzheige，famingneige，meifamingchulaihaihao，yaoshifamingchulaile，haideleshangqian，zheigexiaofang，neigegenfeng，quantianxiadenongmindoubuzhongdile，quandougaofamingqule。
这还得了？
nongminbuzhongdi，guojianalaideliangshi？
guojiameiliang，neibujiuwangguolema？
suoyi，nixiangfamingchuangzao，jiudegengji。
dangengjiyoubijiaomafan，qinchaoneixielaobaixing，youhenshaohuiqugengji。
congmingmianshangkan，zheizhonghujizhidu，qishiyumingchaoyechabuleduoshao……
shihuangdizhiqianbingburenweizheiyoushenmewenti。
danxianzai，tingqinzhendeyisi……
“lisi，nizenmekan？”qinshihuangzhuantou，kanxiangpangbiandelisi……
“yuyizhisihuangdi，jianzhifeiyisuosi……”shuoshihua，lisihaiyouxiehuanghu。
tajiandaodehuangdi，youqiezhiyouyige，jiushiyanqiandeshihuangdi。
houshideneixiehuangdi，tawufaxiangxiang，yemeiyougainian。
dantalisuoyingdangdejiubahoushideneixiehuangdi，dairudaoqinshihuangshenshang。
suoyi，yuyizhisihuangdi，jianzhifeiyisuosi……
“zhenshuodebushihuangdibeizhisidewenti！”qinshihuangdandankaikou。
tacaibuguanzhushenmedamingwangchaoliangweihuangdibeizhisi。
tazixiangyaoconglisikouzhongdezhitaduihujizhidudekanfa。
“e，dingsidehujizhidu，dequeyouhendawenti！”
lisipingfuyixiaxinqing，kaikoudao：“bujinhuirangrencailiushi，yehuidaozhigexinggehuliangyoubuqi！”
“neinijuede，cihujizhidu，gairuhegai？”qinshihuangzaiwen。
“这个……”
lisimeitoujinzhou，xiayishitoumiaokanleyanshihuangdi，kuxiangyizhen，xiangdaoqinzhenshuodemoujuhua，huranyanqianyiliang：“burujiushelimouzhongkaohezhidu，buguanshigexinggeye，douxuyaojinxingkaohe，ruoshibudabiao，bianqiangzhizhuanhu，ruohaishibuxing，zheizhongrenbianmeilejiazhi，burujiujiangqibianweilichenqie！”
“考核……”
秦始皇眯起眼。
秦朝也是有考核的。
zhenduinongmin，zhenduigongjiang，douyoubutongchengdudekaohe。
nongminzhongdi，yaoshijinniannizhongchulaideliangshimeiyouquniandeduo，jiuyaobeiwenxun，ruguoshichuyouyin，yuniwuguan，neijiuhuijilu，danruguoyinweishinidaiduo，neijiuhuifaqian。
bujinshini，nizuolinyoushe，naizhilizhang，douhuibeilianzuo，yehuishoudaobutongchengdudechufa。
工匠也是如此。
gongjiangshijiangjiuliangchanyuzhiliang。
congxuetukaishi，ruguotiqianzhangwomouzhongjishu，keyihuodejiangli。
ruguoqimanhaimeidadaoyaoqiu，jiuyaoshoufa。
zongzhi，qinchaodezhiduzhendehenwanshan。
erzheiyiqie，doushishangyanggaochulaide。
budebushuo，shangyangdequeshigerencai。
lisixiangdangyu，baqinlvnachulaishuoshi。
haoxiangshuole，danyouhaoxiangshenmedoumeishuo。
“yaobu，niqubaqinlvchaoyibian？”qinshihuangdandandao。
“额……”
lisizuijiaohenhenyichou，xuanjiyouganmangdao：“bixia，chendeyisishi，shidangdefangkuanduigehudexianzhi！dangwanchengjinrifenneizhishishi，keyiquzuoyixiezijixiangzuodeshi！”
zheizhongshi，yiqianziranshibukenengyoude。
nongminchulezhongdi，neishengxiadejiushizaorenle。
ruguorangnongminzhongwandihou，quganyixiezijiganxingqudeshi……
yifangmian，buzhiyurangqianshoumenwusuoshishi，yifangmian，yenengxuanbachurencailai。
qinshihuangyanshenyihuan，weiweihanshou……
……
tongyishijian，daminghongwushikong。
“yongyi！zheiyongyishizenmedangshangyuyide？”zhuyuanzhangrenyijingqimale。
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，zijidehouren，jingranbeiyuyijizhisile？
ruguoshuoshizhongbingshenmede，haihaolijie。
danyigexiaoxiaodeganmao，yigexiaoxiaodefuxie，beiyuyijizhisile？
这不是庸医是什么？
“lairen，jizanzhaodaotianxiasuoyouxingliudeyihu！”
zhuyuanzhanghuranyoufaxianzheizhongdingsidehujizhidudehaochule。
haochujiushi，takeyigekongsuodi。
buguanneiliuwentaishijibainianhouderen。
tazhiyaozhaodaoxingliude，haishiyihude，haishijiangxishangraode，bushishangraodeyemeiguanxi，zhiyaoshifujindeyexing……
zhiyaojiangzheixiejiahuodoushale，neime，weilai，dagailvyejiumeiyouliuwentaizheizhongrenle！
“父皇……”
yipang，zhubiaoyouxiewunai。
zhuyuanzhangyijue**，tajiuzhidaoyaolashenmeshi。
zheimingxianjiushichongzhesharenqude。
kesharennengjiejuewentima？
ruguozhidubugaibian，jintiannengchuyigeliuwentai，mingtianjiunengchuyigeliwentai，houtianjiunengchuyigezhaowentai！
“fuhuang，zandamingdejunhuzhidu，haidegaiyigaia！”
朱标神情恳切……
zhuyuanzhangzuijiaofengkuangchouchu，jier，kanleyantianshang……
tafaxian，zicongzheiguangmuchuxianhou，tajiumeiyudaoyijianhaoshi……
zanshidamingdekaiguohuangdi。
zenmedaolenikouzhong，jiuchengledamingdewangguozhijun？
gezhongzhengceyedouwubihunyong？
laozhudebiaoqingzhujianzhengning……
焯！！！
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