yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《rangnihaohaogaizao,nichuyuchengshenyi?》shi“xiaoxiangzhouzi”deqingxinzhizuo,shuzhongzhurengongshiluojunyanxiaoyun,xiaoshuogushijianshushi:yanbeichenhuanhuanzhuanshen,qingmiedekanleyiyanzhanzaizijishenhou,yilianjinge,liansecangbai,yanzhonghanzheleishui,daizhefennuyushiwangdetangtiantian,dabulaidaoluo……
yeyifandeshentizhandouyisheng,quemeishuohua。
xianranshizhendejiaobuchulai。
yanbeichendingletayihuier,turanxiaolexiao,kaikoudao:
“suanle,neiyishengyeyejiubuyongnijiaole,woparenxianizheigebuxiesunzi,daoshihouqizhewoyeye。”
luojunmeihaoqideshuodao:“tingdaowoxiongdidehuale,bianyinixiaozile!”
tingdaozheijuhua,yeyifanyizhanglianniuqu、yinchendegengjialihai,yanzhongmaozheyuanhendeguangmang。
yishengbuhangdemengranzhanqi,zhuantoutuikaizhanzaiyipangdefeigou,touyebuhuidedabuliqu。
yeyifanlangbeiliqu,qitayishengyefenfensanqu,tamenbuyuanyibeiyangjichiyu。
luoqiloushangyanbeichendejianbang:“xiongdi,zouba,woanpairen,songnimenquanjiahuiqu!”
jianyuzhangkanlekanyanbeichen,xiaodao:“jiranzheiyang,neiwoxianzoule。”
yanbeichendanranyixiao,duitashuodao:“jintianxiexiexiongdile,gairiwodinghaohaoganxie。”
……
yanbeichenjiazhuzaidongjiaoyichuchengzhongcunnei,zheiliyanzhongzhihouyuchengshifazhan,xiandehenluohou。
xiaoyuandezuolinyoushe,douyijinggailexinlou,zuidiyeshisancengdexiaoyangfang。
ketajiadeyuanzi,yijiushipojiudeyicengxiaopingfang。
yanbeichenkanzaiyanli,youkanlekantoufahuabai,yaobeiweiweigouloudemuqin,xinzhongyisuan,yanzhongfase。
“chenzi,nideyupeini,neikeshiniyeyejinide……”
babayanhuaishankanzheyanbeichenkongkongdebozi,youdianhuyidewendao。
yanbeichenmoleyixiabozi,yanshenshanshuoleyixia,shuodao:“zailimianbeidasuile……”
zijiyinchayangcuo,dedaoleyanmenyiwuchuanchengdeshi,shizaitaiguoliqi。
haishiburangfuqinzhidaodehao。
yanhuaishanyanjingyihong,anranshuodao:“nizailimianyidingshoulebushaoku……”
shuohuajian,meimeiyanxiaoyunzhushangfan,linzheyidaitudouchulaiqupi。
kanzheyanxiaoyunneienadebeiying,yanbeichenxinzhonghuanghuleyixia。
sannianbujian,dangniandeqingsexiaoyatou,xianzaiyijingtingtingyuli,zhangchengyigedaguniangle。
erqie,tawanmeilejichenglefumudeyoudian,budanshencaimiaotiao,rongmaoyeshifenqingxiu,shigeshizudexiaomeinv。
yanbeichenwendao:“xiaomei,jinnianyaogaokaoleba,chengjizenyang?”
zhengzaijitudouqupideyanxiaoyunyileng,guadaochadianguadaoshouzhi,dizhetoubingmeiyouhuidayanbeichendewenti。
yanbeichenxinzhongyijin,huyidegangyaokaikou,menwaihurangenzhejinlaiyigeren,haizaimenkoujiudazhe“haha”shuodao:
“aiya,gangtingshuoyanjiadagehuilaile,wozheibushiganjinlaiwenwen,neiqinshinimenjiudayingleba……”
yanbeichentaitoukanqu,kandaozheigeren,bujinweiweicumei。
zheigerenjiaozhangshen,jiuzhuzaizheitiaoxiaoxiangdelukou,shichulemingdekuaizui,yeshichulemingjiansuankebo。
tayidanshangmen,neijiushiwulibuqizao。
“zhangshen,niyoulaizuoshenme?woshuoguole,neiwomenbuhuidayingde。”
tingdaozhangshendeshengyin,lifengjiaolijizhuanshen,kanzheta,yuqiyoudianshengyingdeshuodao。
“biejizhejujuema,zheimehaodeshi,nimen……”
budengzhangshenshuowan,lifengjiaobianshangqianbatawangwaimiantui,yibiantuiyibianshuodao:“bieshuole,womenbuhuidayingde。”
lengshijiangtatuilechuqu,ranhoujiangmenguanshang。
menwaichuanlaizhangshenfenfendeshengyin:“heng!jilianbuyaolian,daoshihounimenlaiqiuwo,wohaibuguanleni!”
“ma,zenmehuishi,zhangshenlaizuoshenme?shenmeqinshi?”
tingdaoyanbeichenwenziji,lifengjiaozhuantoukanleyiyanzaiguatudoupideyanxiaoyun,yanzhongliuluchuyisidanyou。
qingqingyaoleyaotou,linzhecaixiangchufangzhongzouqu。
yanbeichenyuefajuedehuaiyi,jiangmuguangkanxiangfuqin,zaitadelianshangyekandaoleyizhongwunaiyudanyou。
“ba,jiujingzenmehuishi?”
yanhuaishantanleyikouqi,shuodao:“chenzi,nibuzhidao,yinweiwozheibing,nimadaochujieqian,jialifuzhaileilei,nimeimeiyijingtuixuele。”
什么?!
yanbeichenzheicaimingbai,weihefangcaimeimeibuhuidatadewenti。
“neizhangshenlaizuoshenme?”
“nimajieqian,jiushiwenzhangshendegegezhangjian,xianhoujiele9wanduo。”
“zhangjiandeerzizhanghuihuahaoduchengxing,youxihuanxujiu,hezuilejiudalaopo,tayuanlaidelaoposhoubulejiupaole。”
“zheiciwomenjiajieletajiazheimeduoqian,zhangshenlaishuomei,shuozhiyaoxiaoyunjiaguoqu,qiandeqianjiubuyonghaile,haijiwomenshiwan……”
yanhuaishanshuozheshuozhejidongqilai,yishuangshouweiweizhandou。
yanbeichenzhidao,zhanghuihuazhuzheilishi,jiushihenyoumingdehunhun。
budengyanhuaishanshuowan,yanbeichenbianduanranshuodao:“tazuomeng!bukeneng!”
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