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精彩章节

chuanyuepingxingshijie，kaijujiushidiyunandu。guoqixiaohukajiboda，

beimeinvlaobanqiangxingsaijinyidangguominjilianzong《lianaijiazaizhong》。lianzong？goudoubukan！biaoyanenai？

burudangchangfafeng！zhengdangtazhunbeititongpaolu，【yongganzuoziji】xitongjihuo！zhiyaoqirenhuoquanfen，

jiunengkaixiangbianqiang！zheixiahaole，benjiuwurenfuchidelanni，gengyaoxinanlidedibushangqiang！

biedejiabin：yingaorenshe，gongyetangjing，tiandaofani。

jibodahetade“huoudazi”biqianqian：zhinanertui，bantuerfei，zhudayigezhenshi。

jiemuzuyaoqiuzhanshicaiyi。jibodafanshoujiushiyige“zuojiaocaiyoujiaoyuandifeisheng”，

biqianqiandangchangbiaoyan“pingdishuaijiaodamapa”。biedejiabinshoudaonimingqingshu。jibodashoudaoyizhanga4zhi，

shangshu：“dage，youbingquzhi，biedanwurenjiaguniang。”guanzhongfengle：“yuanyiweishilaikanrentanlianaide，

jieguoshikanlianggeshejiao**zaixianfadian！”“jiuming，zheiduicpkeqilaizenmeyigunaogandeweidao？

”“shuohaodejubenni？daoyannichulai！zheiliangxianyanbaoshibushibanidejubensile？！

”dangquanwangdouzaiweizheidui“wolongfengchu”xiaodaodamingshi，quemeirenfaxian，neigebeiquanwangchaofengde“xiaohuka”，

zaoyizaifadianhefanjiandelushang，jiaodonglezhenggeyulequandefengyun。1.bailandewo，

beimeinvlaobansaijinlianzong“jiboda，zheifenhetongqianle。”sumimibayifenwenjianpaizaiwomianqiandezhuoshang，

xiangfengheshaqiyiqipumianerlai。tajintianchuanleyishenhuohongdejinshenlianyiqun，

jiangtaneihuobaodeshencaigouledelinlijinzhi，dancike，taneizhangmeiyandelianshang，

biaoqingbixiboliyadelengkongqihaidongren。woyanpidoulandetai，jixutanzaishafali，

yanjiuzhetianhuabanshangneizhiteliduxing，xuanzezaidiaodengshanganjiadecangying。“suzong，nizhidaode，

wozheigerenyougeyuanze。”womanyouyoudishuo，“zhanzhenengjiejuedeshi，juebuzuozhe。tangzhenengjiejuede，

jiujuebuzhanzhe。ninkan，woxianzaitangdetinghao，qianhetongzheizhongtilihuo，jiusuanleba。”“ni！

”sumimiqidexiongkouqifu，neizhuangguandejingxiangrangwoxiangqilemaliyanahaigoudebankuaiyundong。wojiaojiboda，

yigechudaosannian，guilairengshisurendeyulequanxiaohuka。dangnianpingyizhanglianbeisumimidegongsiqianxia，

benyiweinengzoushangrenshengdianfeng，jieguofaxiangongsiziyuanquanzajileneixiehuichangtiaorapdelianxisheng。erwo，

chulelianyiwushichu，gongsihenkuaijiubawodingyiwei“buliangzichan”，rengzaijiaoluolizishengzimie。

hetonghaishengzuihousangeyue，wozaojiujinrule“wurenfuwoqingyunzhi，wozilannibushangqiang”deshengxianmoshi。

shangban？shangbanshibukenengshangbande。renshengdeyixujinhuan，deguoqieguomeiyitian。sumimishenxiyikouqi，

sihuzaiyazhibawocongchuanghurengchuqudechongdong。

yifugongshigongbandeyuqi：“gongsiweinizhengqudaoleyigeguominjilianzong《lianaijiazaizhong》dechangzhujiabinminge，

zheishinizuihoudejihui。”wochadianmeicongshafashangxiaodegunxialai。“lianzong？suzong，nimeikaiwanxiaoba？

rangwoqulianzong？qubiaoyangongyetangjing，duizhejingtoujiaxiao，genyigeburenshidenvdeninongwonong？

nizheishizaiwuruwoderenge，haishizaitiaozhanwodebailandixian？”wozuoqishen，yilianchentong，“wo，jiboda，

jiusuancongzheilitiaoxiaqu，esizaiwaimian，yejuebukenengcanjiazheizhongfanrenleidejiemu！”sumimilengxiaoyisheng，

congbaolinachulingyifenwenjian：“zheishiniruzhishiqiandebuchongxieyi，ruguonizaiheyueqineibufuconggongsianpai，

xuyaopeichangwubaiwanweiyuejin。”wokanzheneichuanling，chenmole。wubaiwan，bawomailedoucoubuqi。

woganjuezijibushilanni，shihunningtu，beirennaniedesiside。“zenmeyang？shiqushangjiemu，haishiqufayuan？

”sumimibaoqishuangbei，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo，xianggedeshengdenvwang。

woganjueyiguxiehuocongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。zheisannian，woshougoule。shougoulegongsidelengyu，

shougouleyulequandexuwei，xianzaihaiyaobeibizhequdangaiqingyanyuan。pingshenme？jiuzaiwozhunbeipoguanziposhuai，

dabulejinqucaifengrenjideshihou，yigebinglengdejixieyinzaiwonaohailizhaxiang。【ding！

jiancedaosuzhuqiangliede“zuoziji”yiyuan，【yongganzuoziji】xitongjihuo！

】【xitongzongzhi：zhenshidayuxuwei，yongganzuoziji，qirenjiubianqiang！

】【xinshourenwu：rangyanqiandemeinvlaobanchedipofangyici。】【renwujiangli：xinshoudalibaoyifen。

】wolengzhule。xitong？wozheigeershiyishijideweiwuzhuyihaoqingnian，

juranbeizheizhongwangluoxiaoshuodoubuxieyuxiedelaotaojinshouzhizazhongle？dan……qirenjiubianqiang？

wopieleyiyansumimineizhangxieman“nijiushigedidi”delian，yigedadandexiangfazaiwoxinzhongmengfa。“suzong，

”wozhongxintanglehuiqu，zishibigangcaigengqieyi，“nigangcaishuodehua，wokaolvleyixia。wojuedebuxing。

”sumimidemeimaoningleqilai：“nihaixiangtantiaojian？”“bububu，”woyaoleyaoshouzhi，“wodeyisishi，

nizheigerenbuxing。nishuoni，nianjiqingqing，zhangdeyehaixing，zenmejiupianpianxiangbukai，

feiyaogaoqianguizezheiyitaoni？wozhidao，niyizhiduiwozheigaiside、wuchuanfangdemeilichuixiansanchi，

xiangjiezhezheigejiemugenwofashengdianshenme。danwoshiyigeyouyuanzedenanren，maiyibumaishen。

”sumimidebiaoqingninggule，haoxiangyitaibeibingduruqindediannao，congjingedaomimang，

zuihouzhuanweihuoshanbaofaqiandesiji。wojixujiama，yongyizhongbeitianminrendeyuqishuo：“suzong，

wozhidaonizhangguanzheimedayigegongsi，yalihenda，neixinkongxu，kewangaiqing。danqiangniudeguabutian。

niruguozhendexihuanwo，keyizhishuo，meibiyaoyongwubaiwanlaikaoyanwo。aiqingshichuncuide，

bunengchanzajinqiandeweidao。”“ji！bo！da！”sumimijihushicongyafenglijichuzheisangezi，

tazhuaqizhuoshangdewenjian，shoudoudexiangpajinsen，“nishibushinaozihuaidiaole？sheiyaoqianguizeni？sheixihuannile？

nijiwokanqingchu，zheishilianzong！shiqutanlianaide！bushirangnilaifadiande！”【ding！

jiancedaomubiaorenwusumimiqingxuzhijuliebodong，pofangzhishu100%！xinshourenwuwancheng！

】【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao：【shenjifanyingsudu】！】yigunuanliuyongbianquanshen，

wodedanaofangfobeianzhuangledingjicpu，siweisudukuaileshibeibuzhi。sumimidemeiyigeweibiaoqing，

kongqizhongmeiyilichenaideyundongguiji，douqingxidichengxianzaiwonaohaili。wokanzhetaqidaofabaidelian，

weiweiyixiao，yongyizhongdachedawudekouwenshuo：“suzong，nikan，nijile。nixinxule。beiwoshuozhongxinshile，

duibudui？meiguanxi，wodong。zheijiemu，woqu。”sumimixiangshitingdaoleshenmetianfangyetan，lengzaiyuandi。

wohuanhuanzhanqishen，zoudaotamianqian，qingqingnaguotashoulidehetong，xiaosadiqianshangwodemingzi。ranhou，

wocoudaotaerbian，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“buguo，suzong，wozheigerenshangjiemu，

zhizuoziji。zhiyuwoshiquanfenhaishiqiren，neijiubuzaiwodekongzhifanweile。daoshihoujiemubochu，

ninkeqianwanbiexinzangbingfazuo。”shuowan，wobahetongwangtahuailiyisai，zhuanshenjiuzou，

liuxiayigeshuaiqi（zirenwei）debeiying。shenhou，shisumimiqijibaihuaidepaoxiaohewenjianbeisisuideshengyin。

【ding！shoudaolaizisumimideyuannian，qirenzhi+999！】wozuijiaodexiaorongyuelaiyueda。lianzong？

goudoubukan！danxianzai，wojuedezheidifang，jianzhijiushiweiwoliangshendazaodetiantang。2.wolongyufengchu，

yuanzhongdechucixiangyu《lianaijiazaizhong》deluzhididianxuanzaileyidongnengkanjianhaidehaohuabieshu。

wotuozheyigebanrengaodexinglixiang，zaimenkoujiubeijiemuzulanxiale。daoyanshigedizhonghaifaxingdezhongniannanren，

takanzhewodexinglixiang，meitouzhoudenengjiasiyizhiwenzi。“jilaoshi，womenjiemuzhiluzhiyigeyue，

ninzheishi……zhunbeizaizheieranjiama？”wodakaixiangzi，limianzhengzhengqiqimazheyixiangpaomian，yixiangluosifen，

shijinkuaileshui，haiyouwoxinaideyangshenghuhegouqi。“e，zheixieshiwodejingshenshiliang。

”woyilianzhenchengdijieshi，“meiyoutamen，wokenenghuizaijingtouqianbiaoyandangchangqushi。daoyan，

weilejiemudeshunliluzhi，wojuedezheidianxiaoxiaodeyaoqiu，buguofenba？”daoyandezuijiaochouchuleyixia，

huilehuishou，rangwojinqule。【ding！rangdaoyanchubuyusai，qirenzhi+50！】womanyidizoujinbieshu，

ketingliyijingzuolesigeren，liangnanliangnv，zhengzaijinxingzhegangaerbushilimaodeshangyehuchui。“wa，mannijie，

nijintiandequnzihaopiaoliang，shixxjiadezuixinkuanba？”“nayoula，haishinidepifuhao，

suyandouzheimenengda。”“zhanghangge，wokeshitingzhenidegezhangdade！”“keqilekeqile，

guyinglaoshicaishiwomenxinshengdaidedingliu，yihouyaoduotixiewomena。

”wotingdejiaozhidoukuaikouchuyizuomoxianbaole。neigejiaoguyingdenanren，ranzheyitouzhayandeyinfa，

huazhebinvjiabinhainongdeyanxian，zhengduanzheyifu“gejiushichuanshuo”debiaoqing，xiangshouzhezhongrendechuipeng。

zheijiushichuanshuozhongdeliuliang“gege”？guoranbaiwenburuyijian。wodechuxian，dapolezhei“hexie”deqifen。

suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzaiwoshenshang，yijiwoshenhouneiliangdaxiangsushichanpinshang。“dajiahao，woshijiboda，

yigepingpingwuqidechifanjiqi。”wozhaolegelitamenzuiyuandeshafazuoxia，

ziguzidikaishisikaojinwanshichihongshaoniuroumianhaishilaotansuancaimian。qifenyidufeichangganga。jiuzaizheishi，

menkouyouchuanlaiyizhendongjing。yigechuanzhebaiselianyiqun，

zhazhewanzitoudenvhaituozheyigehuamanlekatongtuyadexinglixiangzoulejinlai。tazhangdehenganjing，yanjingdadade，

xiangzhishoujingdexiaolu，kanqilairenchuwuhai。danxiayimiao，tajiuyongxingdongzhengminglewodepanduancuodeyouduolipu。

huoxushimenjiantaigao，huoxushitameizhuyi，tazhenggeren“pa”diyixia，

yiyigejiqibiaozhunde“pingdishuaijiaodamapa”zishi，jiejieshishidishuaizailewomenmianqian。quanchangsiji。

neigejiaoguyingdeliuliangmingxing，tiaojianfanshebandijiuyaoqishenqufu，shangyanyichuyingxiongjiumei。raner，meidengtadong，

neinvhaizijijiuyigeliyudating……shibaile，ranhoushoujiaobingyongdipaleqilai，pailepaishenshangdehui，

duizhewomenluchuleyigehanhandexiaorong。“dajiahao，woshibiqianqian。gangcaineizhaojiao‘pingdifeishengshu’，

meilianhao，rangdajiajianxiaole。”wo“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。zheiguniang，youdianyisi。

guyingshenchuqudeshoujiangzaibankongzhong，lianseyoudiannankan。biqianqianxiangshimeikanjianyiyang，

tuozhexiangzijingzhichaowozouleguolai，yi**zuozaiwopangbian。“nihao，chifanjiqi，

woshifeishengshibaidexiuxianzhe。”tayibenzhengjingdigenwodazhaohu。

wokanzhetaqingcheyoudaizhedianquexinyanerdeyanjing，turanlailexingzhi：“xinghui，zaixialannifubushangqiangxueyuan，

bailanzhuanye，shuoboliandu，jiboda。”biqianqianyanjingyiliang：“wa，tongxing！woshibantuerfeiaihaozhexiehui，

zhinanertuifenbu，rongyuhuizhang，biqianqian。”womenliangpangruowurendiduiqileanhao，

shengxiadesigerenhezhenggejiemuzu，biaoqingdouxiangshibeileipileyiyang。【ding！

yubiqianqiandeqimiaoduihuarangzaichangzhongrenxianruchenmo，quanfenzhi+100！】【ding！

rangliuliangmingxingguyingbiaoqingguanlishibai，qirenzhi+200！

】daoyandelianyijingcongdizhonghaibianchenglesahalashamo，taqingleqingsangzi，

shitubawaidaotianbianqudehuafenglahuilai：“keke，jirandajiadoudaoqile，womenxianzaikaishidiyigehuanjie，

xuanzexindongdadang。”guizehenjiandan，nanshengbazijidemingzikapianjiaojixinyidenvsheng。

guyinghaobuyiwaidizouxiangleneigejiaomannidexinggannvxing，liangrenxiangshiyixiao，chongmanlejubendeweidao。

lingyigenanjiabinzhanghangzexuanzeleneigeqingchunxiaobaihua。xianzai，zhishengxiawohebiqianqian。

woniezhezijidemingzikapian，xianrulechensi。anzhaotaolu，woyinggaizouguoqu，shenqingkuankuandibakapianjiaojita。

dan……woshigeyouxitongderen。wozoudaobiqianqianmianqian，tayezhenghaoqidikanzhewo。

wobakapianzaitamianqianhuanglehuang，ranhou，zaisuoyourenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，woshouwanyidou，kapianxiangfeibiaoyiyang，

“sou”diyisheng，jingzhundi**letapengsongdewanzitouli。“re，jini。”woshuo。biqianqianlengleliangmiao，

ranhoushenshoucongtoufashangbaxiawodemingpai，kanlekan，youkanlekanwo，zhengzhongqishidishuo：“zheiweidaoyou，

nigangcaiyongdeshitangmennayipaideanqishoufa？”wo：“……”wodiyicizaizuipaoshang，yudaoleduishou。

daoyanyijingfangqizhiliaole，tawuzhexinzang，youqiwulidixuanbu：“haole，xianzaidadangxuanzewanbi。jiboda，

biqianqian，nimenliangge……yizu。”wohebiqianqianduishiyiyan，

doucongduifangyanzhongkandaoleyisiqifengduishoudexinshang。“hezuoyukuai。”tachaowoshenchushou。wowozhutadeshou，

yongliyaoleyao：“bu，shihuouyukuai。”womenliangdachengleyigegongshi：zhizheburuaihe，yuanzhongxianghuzhemo。

zheilianzong，congjintianqi，zhengshipaopian。3.sheijiadesuansunduo？

zheishiyigezhexuewentijiemuzuxianranbuxiangfangqizhiliao。dangtianwanshang，

tamenjiuweiwomenanpailediyiciyuehui——haibianzhuguangwancan。

wohebiqianqianbeidaidaoyipianbuzhidejiqilangmandeshatanshang。yuanchushilingwailiangduijiabin，

hongjiu、niupai、xiaotiqin，qifenaimeidenenglasi。erwomenmianqian，yebaizhetongyangdedongxi。

wokanzheneikuaibanshengbushu，daizhexuesideniupai，youkanlekanbiqianqian，tazhengyilianhaoqidiyongchazichuozheniupai，

fangfozaiyanjiushenmexinwuzhong。“nixiangchizheige？”wowen。tayaoyaotou，xiaoshengshuo：“womashuo，

chishengrouhuidejishengchong。”“qiaole，”wodalegexiangzhi，“woderenshengxintiaoshi，

yiqiebunengrangwogandaokuailedeshiwu，doushizailangfeiwodeshengmingedu。”woliangduishiyiyan，

shunjiandachenglegaoduyizhi。wobagenpaisheyingshijiaoleguolai，yilianyansudiwen：“dage，zheifujin，

naeryoulubiantan？”sheyingshidageyilianmengbi：“a？lubiantan？”“dui，”wodiandiantou，“jiushineizhong，

chongmanlerenjianyanhuoqi，nengranglinghundedaoshenghuadedifang。”biqianqianzaipangbianfengkuangdiantou：“yaoyoutang，

yaogouweier，zuihao……nengjiahenduohenduoliao。”sheyingshidagebeiwomenshuodeyunliwuli，

danhaishijinzhijinzediyongduijiangjixiangdaoyanqingshi。daoyanzaiduijiangjineitouchenmolezuzuyifenzhong，

zuihouchuanlaiyishengfangfobeishenghuoezhulehoulongdetanxi：“……rangtamenqu。”banxiaoshihou，wohebiqianqian，

yijilianggeshengwukeliandesheyingshi，zuozaileyijiadenghuotongming，xiang（chou）qixuntiandeluosifendianli。“laoban，

liangwanluosifen，yiwandingpei，jiashuangfensuansun、shuangfenfuzhu、shuangfenhuasheng！”wohaoqidihandao。“wodeneiwan，

yaosanfensuansun！”biqianqianbuganshiruo。wozhenjingdikanzheta：“sanfen？nishimoguima？

suansunshiluosifendelinghun，danguoyoubuji，sanfensuansunhuipohuaitangdidewanmeipingheng，zheishiduiluosifendexiedu！

”biqianqianchazheyao，julilizheng：“hushuo！suansundesuanshuang，jiuxiangrenshengzhongdebozhe，yueduocaiyueyouweidao！

nizheizhongzhiganjiashuangfende，shinuofudexingwei！”yushi，zailiangwanluosifenhaimeishangzhuozhiqian，

wohebiqianqianjiu“sheijiadesuansungengduocaisuanzhengzong”zheigeshenkedezhexuewenti，

zhankailezhangdashifenzhongdejiliebianlun。lianggesheyingshidagemomodituidaoledianmenkou，daishangleliangcengkouzhao，

biaoqingtongku，fangfozaijingliyichangshenghuaxiji。zhibojiandedanmuyijingfengle。【**？zheishilianzong？

wozenmeganjuedianjinlemeishipindao？】【jiuming，wozaipingmuqiandouwendaoweierle！sheyingshihaihaoma？

yaobuyaowojinizhongchouyigefangdumianju？】【hahahazheiduicpshishenmegui？bierentanqingshuoai，

tamentaolunzenmechiluosifen？】【woxuanbu，zheishiwojinniankeguozuixiemendecp，yigunaoganweier！

】【jibodahebiqianqian，yigeganshuo，yigeganjie，jianzhishitianshengyiduideyuanzhongdazi！】zuizhong，

womendebianlunzailiangwanreqitengtengdeluosifenshangzhuohou，zanshigaoyiduanluo。woliangmaitoukugan，

suofendeshengyinciqibifu，wanquanwushilezhouweidejingtou。“ge~”biqianqianxinmanyizudidalegebaoge，

zuichunhonghongde，etoushangmaozheyicengxihan，“shuang！”wocalecazui，

shenyiweirandidiandiantou：“zheicaishiyuehuigaiyoudeyangzi。”womenchiwan，xinmanyizudizhunbeizouren。

jieguofaxian，genpaiwomendelianggesheyingshidage，zhengdunzaidianmenkoudemaluyazishang，

yirenshoulinazheyipingkuangquanshui，biaoqingningzhongdiwangzheyuanfang，fangfolianggeganggangjingliguozhanchangdeshibing。

kandaowomenchulai，qizhongyigedagezhanzhanweiweidijuqijingtou，

youqiwulidishuo：“liangweilaoshi……paiwanlema？”woguoqupailepaitadejianbang，

yuzhongxinzhangdishuo：“dage，xinkule。xiacijide，laizheizhongdifang，yaodaizhuangbei。”【ding！

dutedeyuehuifangshiyinfaquanwangreyi，quanfenzhi+10000！】【ding！rangliangmingsheyingshijingshenhuanghu，

huaiyirensheng，qirenzhi+500！】【ding！jiesuoxinchengjiu：xiemencpdizaozhe！jianglibaoxiangyige！

】wohaobuyouyudidakaibaoxiang。【gongxisuzhuhuodejineng：【baikequanshu（chuji）】！

nixianzaiyongyoulekanbi**dezhishichubeiliang！】huidaobieshu，

lingwailiangduijiabinyegangcongtamende“langmanyuehui”huilai，shenshanghaidaizhegaojixiangshuideweidao。erwohebiqianqian，

zedaizheyishennongyudeluosifenwei，xianglianggexingzoudeshenghuawuqi，suoguozhichu，renrencemu。

neigejiaoguyingdeliuliangmingxing，kandaowomenshi，bizilikezhouleqilai，haobuyanshilianshangdexianqi。

tazoudaowomianqian，yongyizhongqianbeijiaoxunhoubeidekouwenshuo：“jiboda，wozhidaonixiangbochuwei，danzuorenzuoshi，

haishidejiangdianguiju。jiemuzuyoujuben，nipeiheyixia，duidajiadouhao。”wowenyan，xiaole。zhenghao，

xinjinenggangdaoshou，jiuyourensongshangmenlaijiwoshidao。wokanzheta，manyouyoudikaikou：“guyinglaoshi，shiba？

wogangzaiwangshangchaleyixia，shuoninshi‘yulequanxingzoudeshujia’，‘neiyudiyixueba’，duima？

”guyingdexiabataidegenggaole，yiliandelisuodangran。wodiandiantou：“zhenghao，wozuijinzaidu《lunyu》，

limianyouyiju‘junzibuqi’，yizhimeigaodongshishenmeyisi，xiangxiangninqingjiaoyixia。

”guyingxianranmeiliaodaowohuiwenzheige，lengleyixia，ranhouqingleqingsangzi，zhuangmozuoyangdishuo：“ke，

‘junzibuqi’ma，henjiandan，jiushishuo，yigezhenzhengdejunzi，shibuhuishiyongqijude。”tahuayingangluo，

zhenggeketingdouanjingle。lianbiqianqiandoutingxialetazhengzaikouxinglixiangshangtiezhideshou，

yongyizhongkanshazideyanshenkanzheta。woqiangrenzhexiaoyi，yilian“chongbai”dishuo：“wa，yuanlaishizheigeyisi！

guyinglaoshiguoranxueshiyuanbo！wohaiyiweishishuo，junzibuyinggaixiangqijuyiyang，zhiyouyizhonggudingdeyongtu，

eryinggaiyouguangbodecainenghexionghuaini。kanlaishiwofuqianle。”wodeshengyinbudabuxiao，

ganghaonengrangzaichangdesuoyourenhesuoyoujingtoudoutingdeqingqingchuchu。guyingdelian，shunjiancongbaisebianchenglehongse，

youconghongsebianchenglezhuganse。zhibojiandedanmu，zaichenjilesanmiaozhonghou，chedibaozhale。【hahahahahaha！

junzibushiyongqiju？neikongzishiyongshouchifandema？】【jiuming！gongkaichuxing！

jibodazheizhangzuishikaileguangdema？taisunle！】【xuebarenshebengtaxianchang！

wogangadeyongjiaozhikouchuleyitaosanshiyiting！】【fenzhuanheile，kuiwoyiqianhaijuedeguyinggegehaoyouwenhua，

yuanlaishigecaobao！】【jiboda，gandepiaoliang！jiwohenhendiqizheige**fan！】guyingzhanzaiyuandi，

zuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。wochaotaweiweiyixiao，lazhehaizaizhuangkuangwaidebiqianqian，

congtashenbianzouguo，zhiliuxiayijuqingpiaopiaodehua。“guyinglaoshi，yihoubiezhuangle，tingleide。”【ding！

chenggongchuochuanguyingdexuebarenshe，yinfaquanwangqunchao，qirenzhi+50000！renqizhi+30000！

】【ding！gongxisuzhu，【baikequanshu】jinengshuliandutisheng！】kanzheguyingneizhangbidiaosepanhaijingcaidelian，

woxinqingshuchang。zheigelianzong，yuelaiyuehaowanle。4.zhibodaihuo？bu，

shixiangshengzhuanchangzicong“lunyushijian”hou，guyingjiuchedinianle，kanjianwojiuraodaozou，

zaiyebugantishenme“juben”he“guiju”。erwohebiqianqian，zheidui“luosifencp”，

zeyiyizhongxiemendefangshihuole。womendecutzaiwangshangfengchuan，wushulezirenyongjinzhibojian，

jiuweilekanwomenliangjintianyouhuizhengchushenmexinhuo。jiemuzudagaishikanzhonglewomende“daihuo”qianli，

henkuaijiuanpaileyichangjiabinzhibodaihuopksai。wohebiqianqianbeifendaoyizu，

maiyikuanhaocheng“aoyedangjiuxing”deguifuyanshuang。zhibokaishiqian，pinpaifangderennazhegaozi，

tuomohengfeidijiwomenpeixun：“jilaoshi，bilaoshi，dengyixianimenjiuzheiyangshuo，‘wa，zheigezhidihaosihua，

xiangbingqilinyiyang’，‘tushangquganjueyanzhoudexiwenshunjianjiubeifupingle’，‘jianchishiyong，

heiyanquandouxiaoshile’……”wotingdezhidahaqian，biqianqianzezaiyipangrenzhendizuozhebiji，

yibianjiyibiandiantou，kanqilaishifenguaiqiao。wocouguoquyikan，

zhijiantadebijibenshangheranxiezhe：“1.zhidixiangbingqilin（huihua，bunengchi）。

2.fupingxiwen（wulizuoyong，zanshide）。3.xiaoshiheiyanquan（pianrende，aoyecaihui）。

zongjie：zhishangshui，sigui。”womomodiduitashuqileyigedamuzhi。bukuishiwodeyuanzhongdazi，siluqingqi，

zhijiyaohai。zhibokaishile。lingwailiangzujiabindezhibojianli，

chongchizhe“omg”、“maitamaita”desihou。lundaowomen，huafengtubian。

wonaqineipingjinguangshanshandeyanshuang，duizhejingtoushuo：“jiarenmen，jintianwomenmaidezheikuanyanshuang，

zhudayige‘gui’。weishenmezheimeguini？yinweitabadabufenchengbendouhuazailezheigepingzishang。nikanzheigezuan，

blingblingde，wanshangqiyedounengdanggexiaoyedengyong，tuchuyigexingjiabi。

”biqianqianzaipangbianjuzheyikuaitiziban，shangmianxiezhe：“maiduhaizhu，congwozuoqi。”danmushunjianxiaofengle。

【hahahaha！guanfangtucaozuiweizhiming！jibodanishimoguima？】【maiyanshuangsongyedeng？

zheishenmeqingqidemaidian？wojuranyoudianxindongle！】【biqianqianneigehanhan！haijugepaizi！

niliangshilaijiangxiangshengdeba！】pinpaifangpailaijianchangdedaibiao，lianyijinglvle，

zaijingtouwaimianfengkuangdijiwomendashoushi，shiyiwomenzhaozhegaozinian。wojiazhuangmeikanjian，jixuwodebiaoyan。

“dangran，chuledangyedeng，tahaishigeyanshuang。wozuowanshiyongleyixia，”wozhilezhizijideyanjing，

“dajiakan，wodeheiyanquanhaizaima？haizai。wodexiwenhaizaima？yehaizai。suoyi，

tabingbunengrangniyiyehuichun，zhangshengbulao。”biqianqianyoujuqiyikuaipaizi：“xiangxinkexue，jujuexuanxue。

”pinpaifangdaibiaoyijingkuaiyaojueguoqule。wohuafengyizhuan：“danshi！wofaxiantayouyigeyixiangbudaodehaochu。

tushangzhihou，liangsousoude，tebietishen。zuowanwotuwan，jingshendousou，dayouxidadaolelingchensandian。suoyi，

tabushi‘aoyedangjiuxing’，tashi‘aoyedangjiasuqi’！rangnizaiaoyededaolushang，yuezouyueyuan！”【pu！

aoyedangjiasuqi！zheishishenmehulangzhici！】【youdaolia！kundeshihoutuyixia，bifengyoujinghaiguanyong！

】【bieshuole，womaile！jiuchongnizheimeshicheng！yihoudamajiangbibei！】【qianmiande，nigejuxiaole！

kaoshizhoufuxiyonga！mamazaiyebuyongdanxinwodakeshuile！

】jiuzaiwomenbazhibojianbianchengdaxingshadiaowangyoulianhuanhuishi，gebiguyinghemannidezhibojianfaqilelianxianpk。

pingmuyifenweier，guyingneizhangdalebacengfendelianchuxianzaiwomenpangbian。taxianranshixiangkaopklayiboxiaoliang，

wanhuiyanmian。“boda，qianqian，nimenneibianhaoxianghenrenaoa。”guyingpixiaoroubuxiaodishuo，“buguodaihuoma，

haishiyaokanxiaoliangde。womenzheibianyijingmailesanqianduodanle，nimenni？”tayiliandeyi，dengzhekanwomenxiaohua。

然而，

houtaidaoyanzhandoudeshengyintongguoerjichuanlai：“jilaoshi……nimen……nimenyijingmaile……yiwandanle。