《rangnixiebishe，nizaochushengwujixie》wanquanrangduzheruxi，buguanshixiaqihuangyoushengderenwukehua，haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai，meiyizhangdouhendadongren，rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu，《rangnixiebishe，nizaochushengwujixie》suojiangdeshi：xiayike，yuanshenjiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai，tacaizhidao，zijiyijingchuanyuezaihaiyuekejixueyuandasideyimingxueshengshenshang。……。
nanshengsushehdong522qinshinei。
“xiaqi，nixiabianluanzaodejixieshoubeigaochulailema?”
“mingtianjiuyaodabianle，dajiadoudengzhekannicanzaoyanbidehaoxini，hahahaha…!”
**?
挂科?
zijibushizaojiubiyejinruleyanjiuyuanlema?
ganjueyourenzaituisangziji，xiaqimihudizhengkaileshuangyan。
tazhuantoukanzheyanqianmoshengderen，zhouweimoshengdehuanjing，chedilengzhule。
zijibushizaicanjiateshushiyanxiangmuma?
这是哪儿?
xiayike，yuanshenjiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai，tacaizhidao，zijiyijingchuanyuezaihaiyuekejixueyuandasideyimingxueshengshenshang。
yuanshendemingzitongyangjiaoxiaqi。
大学四年挂科无数。
benlaishiyaomianlintuixueweijide，zuizaihouyinian，taturankaishipinmingxuexi，kaoyanqijibandiguoleguojiaxian，bingbeiluqu。
suiranshizuichadeyidanggaoxiao，kezheiyiweizhe，tanengchenggongbiye!
kepianpianshangtianjiuxiangshihetakailewanxiaoyiban，shangmianlaideyiwei“beiqing”lingdaochouchabishe。
yigebanjijiuchoujiansangeminge!
原身有幸被抽到了!
taxuyaotijiaozijideshejichengpin，zaicanjiazuihouyilundabian。
ruguobuguo，tajiangbeiyanbi!
yanbizhihou，haihuiyinweiguakewenti，beixuexiaotuixue!
danpianpianyuanshenmangzhekaoyan，bishelunwenjingransuibianjiaojileyiweikehuanwenxieshou。
jieguo，neigekehuandalao，fenfenzhongjitazhenglegedahuo!
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zhenshilipule，zaobuhaohaoxuexi，xianzaizhidaozhejile!
kaijujiujieleyigelantanzi，xiaqijiuqibudayichulai。
“xinglexingle，chaofengwanlejiukuaigun!”
sheyouhuangyoushengnazhesaozhou，bagebiqinshideneiqunrenganlechuqu。
gangbamenguanshang，bianshenshentanlekouqi。
takanzhemiansenankandexiaqi，bianyizhixiaozheijiahuoshenmedoumeizuochulai。
zhinengyaoleyaotou，hentiebuchenggangdidao：“zhangxuanyijingjiangdongxizuochulaile，tingshuoshihualejibaiwshiwangaodezhuanli!”
“renjiashifuerdai，jiusuanshibuyaozheigexueweizheng，yenenghuodehenzirun。”
“xiangshizanmenzheizhong，zhishiputongjiating，ruguolianxueweizhengdoumeiyou，hennanzaizheigeshehuishangzhaodaoheshidegongzuo!”
“nizhishaodenadianxiangyangdedongxihunonghunong，zenmenenghubianluanzaoni!”
xiaqiyoudianmangran，haoqidifankanzhezhuomianshangfangzhedeshejilunwen。
meicuo，zhengshiqianshenqingkehuandalaoxiechulaidejiezuo。
胡编乱造?
能有多离谱啊?
被人嘲讽成这样?
baozhekanyikandexinqing，xiaqidakailelunwen。
yuekanyueyumen，yuekanyuezuijiaochouchu……
**……
zhenbukuishikehuanwenxieshoua。
你是真敢写!
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绝了!
zheijiahuodechugaoshejishizenmetongguode，shimeirenshenhema?
xianzaiyelaibujigaile，zhongxiegengshimeishijian。
buguanle，weilebiye，zongdezuogedagaidemoxingchulaiba!
daoshihouzijizaijiajidaojingmiaodekongzhichengxu，nei“beiqing”delingdaoyebuzhiyuweinanziji。
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