chuanyuezhongshengwen《rangnixiege，nijingxiechuqiangujueju！》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaowangyuehengdexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“danshuiqingcha”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：yanchangdehenduogeyedoushizijizuocizuoqu。yincitayeshiyouhenqiangdadegecijianshangnengli。zaiqingaoxuanyanchangwandisanjuhuashi。tajiuyijingzaixinzhong……
注意看！
这个男人叫小恒。
cishibuhuichanggedetachuxianzailelongguohaogeshoubisaixianchang。
不出意外的话。
就要发生意外了…
…
“geweiguanzhongpengyoudajiahao，woshizhuchirenhuashao。”
“huanyingdajialaidaojiangshengweishidisijilongguohaogeshoujiemuxianchang！”
“jintianshiwomenlongguohaogeshou32jin16jinjisai。”
“shouxianqingyunxuwozaibisaikaishiqian。”
“xianxiangdajialongzhongjieshaowomensiweidaoshi！”
“tiancaichuangzuorenzhoudong，zhoutianwang！dazaolewushukuaizhirenkoudejingdianliuxingle，daibiaozuo《longguofeng》《wugun》！”
“yinlewantongyuhuanqing！qufengguangfan，jingtongduozhongleqi，jigeshou，zhuchiren，yanyuanweiyishenquannengdaoshi！”
“letanchangqingshunamei！liuxinglejiechunvgeshou，zuociren，yingshiyanyuan！”
“tongshiyeshiweiyiyiweihaogeshoujiemuyidaosijiquanchengzaichangdaoshi！”
“lingwai，weiletigaowomengeshoubisaidewenhuashuizhun，tongguojiemuxiangguangdaqingshaonianxuanchuanlongguoyoujiuhuihonglishiwenhua。”
“womenhaitebieyaoqingdaoleyiweizhongliangjijiabindaoshi！”
“longguoguoxueyuantejijiangshi，shiren，sanwenjia，lishixishuoshishengdaoshi——”
“guoxuedashiyuanjixiangjiaoshou！”
“rangwomenzaiciyireliezhangshenghuanyingsiweidaoshidedaolai！”
“哗~”
“周董我爱你！”
“yuhuanqinglaoshizuibangle！”
“娜美老师好美！”
“lianguoxueyuanjiaoshoudouqinglaile，jiemuzuniupi！”
主持人说完。
quanchangdunshixiangqiyipianreliezhangshenghuanhusheng。
dengxianchangguanzhonghaoburongyipingjingxialaihou，zhuchirenhuashaojixudao：
“weilegenghaotixianchubenjiesaishiduigeshounengliquanfangweixuanba，jingjiemuzushenzhongkaolv，womenjueding——”
“jintianzheichang32jin16geshouxuanbasaijianglinshigenggaisaizhi！”
“youjiemuzutichuchuangzuozhutibiaoqian，sanshierweigeshouxianchanggenjuzhutibiaoqianxianchangxiege！”
“chuangzuoxianshiliangxiaoshi！”
“keyizidanzichang，yekeyixianchangpuqujiaoyouleduibanzou！”
“yucitongshi，womenjiangkaiqiwangluozhibojiantongdao。”
“changwaiguanzhongyeketongguozhibohudong，shishiguankandaomeiweixuanshoudejingcaibiaoyan！”
“geweiguanzhongyijingkandaole。”
“womenzaixianchangzhunbeilesanshierjiantoumingboliwu，suoyougeshoujiangzaigeziboliwudangzhongkaishitamendeshouchangchuangzuo！”
“jiexialairangwomentongguodapingmukankanwomenjintianchuangzuobisaidezhutibiaoqian！”
zhuchirenhuashaoyuyingangluo。
一阵绚烂灯光闪过。
beijingdapingmushangdunshichuxianlelianggeciyu：
【热血】【励志】
“haode，womenjintiandechuangzuozhutiyijingdansheng！”
“neimejiexialaisuoyougeshouxuyaogenjuzheigezhutixianchangxiege，qinggeweixuanshouanzhaobiaohaojinruchuangzuoshizhankaichuangzuo！”
听完主持人介绍。
sanshiermingbisaixuanshoukaishigenjutoumingboliwushangtiezhedexuhao，shangqianxunzhaozijichuangzuofangjian。
……
“zenmehuishi，wobushiganggangmianshiledi370gejuzumeitongguo，zaijiahejiusuzuime？”
“zenmeturanhuichuxianzaizheili？”
cishi，shenweiyanyuandewangyuehengzhanzaiwutaishangxinlihuangdeyipi。
zheigeturanmaochudelongguohaogeshoubisaishishenmegui？
turan，yizhenjiyichaoshuixiongyongxilai。
banshanghoujieshoulehailiangxinjiyidewangyuehenghuangrandawu。
自己竟然穿越了！
zheigeshijiejiaolanxing，longguo。
chuledazhixiangtongdelishifazhanbeijing。
diqiushangsuoyoudewenhuayulezuopin，zaizheigeshijiequandoubufucunzai！
youdeyejinjinshiyixiemingzileitongderenhuowu。
sishisuibeiyanyigongsixuezangdeziji。
chuanyuezaiyimingershisuijietouliulanggeshoushenshang！
weilenadaosibaiwandeguanjunjiangjin，zhengjiutangzaiyiyuanbingchuangshangdezhiwurenfuqin。
zheiweinianjinershisuidejietougeshoubaomingcanjiahaogeshoubisai。
bingqieyishangyilunzuihouyimingdechengji，nadaole16qiangzhengduosaizige。
ronghelejiyidewangyuehengshifentongqingzheigenianqingdegeshou，keguanjianshi…
自己也不会唱歌啊！
gengbieshuoshenmexianchangchuangzuole！
“叮~”
“jiancedaochuanyuezhecunzai，gongxihuode【badaowenyuxitong】，shifoubangding？”
“强制绑定中…”
“gongxisuzhu，badaowenyuxitongbangdingchenggong！”
“badaowenyushangchengyikaiqi，suzhukeshiyongduihuanquanhuorenqijifenduihuanshangchengrenyishangpin！”
badaoxitong，guoranbadao…
wangyuehenglengzhule，jinjiezhexinzhongjidongyongqi。
qianshishenweiyanyuandetakemeishaokanzheileiwangluojuben。
duiyuxitongjinshouzhideqianghannenglizaishuxibuguo。
“badaoxinshoudalibaofafangzhong…”
“gongxihuodebadaoshensangjineng*24xiaoshi，zuopinduihuanquan*3zhang，badaoshufajineng（yongjiu），badaolelizhishi（yongjiu），badaojiyizengqiang（yongjiu）！”
“jiancedaodangqiansuzhuhuanjingteshu，kaiqisuijiqiandaorenwu！”
“suijiqiandaorenwu：genjubisaiyaoqiu，duihuanbingyanchangyishouwanzhenggequhuodejinjizige。”
“yaoqiuqingxuganranlvdadaobaifenzhiwushi，wanchenghougenjushijixiaoguokededaobadaobaojijiangli！”
zaixinshoudalibaodejiachixia。
wangyuehengzhijuedenaohaizhongyishunjianduolexuduolelizhishi。
jiuliansangzilidourehuhude。
haoxiangyongyouletebiedeyanchangjiqiao。
baokuoqianshikanguodeshubenxinxijihuquandounengzhongxinhuiyiqilai。
yishunjianyourutuotaihuangu！
badaoxitong，chengbuwoqi！
zhiyuwanchengrenwuhouhuihuodeshenmejianglixitongbingmeiti。
当务之急。
shiduihuanheshidegequchulai。
tongguanjintiandebisaizaishuo！
……
“wutaishangneigexuanshouzahuishia，bierendoukaishijinwuchuangzuole，tahaizhanneishaxiao。”
“mobuchengshigeshazi…”
“haoxiangquanchangjiutayigebushizhengjingkebanchushen，liulanggeshoulaizhe…”
“shenmeliulanggeshou，jiushigewuyeyouminbale，zheiniantoubaogejitajiushuozijishigaoyinlede。”
“32hao，shangyilunmoweixuanshou，zheijutaotaidingle，dangpaohuihaineimenuliganma…”…
zhibojianliyizhenbuyouhaodeyanlundanmufeikuaipiaoguo。
dusheshuiyoumenkanzhewutaishangzhuomoxitongdewangyueheng，shouxianpinglunqilai。
“32haowangyuehengxuanshou，nihaiyoushenmeyiwenma？”
jiandaowangyuehenghaizaiyuandifadai，chichimeiyoujinrubolichuangzuoshi。
zhuchirenhuashaojuqihuatonghaoqiwen。
“meishi，xiexietixing！”
congzhanxinjiyizhonghuiguoshenlaidewangyueheng，likezhuanshenzoujinlebiaohao32deboliwu。
tayijingxuandinghaodezijijiexialaiyao“chuangzuo”dequmu。
……
boliwuneijiuhaoxiangyigejianyidektvliangeshi。
chulebaifangyiduizhuoyi，zhibi，jiyangjiandanleqi，lingwaihaiyouyikuaibaiban。
zheigebaibanshirangchuangzuozhelailinshijilugecihuoqupu，fangbianshaohoutengchaodaozhishang。
meijianboliwushangfangdouxuanguazhesangeshexiangtou。
keyirangguanzhongconggegejiaoduguanchadaochuangzuozheyijuyidong，gengchenjindetiyandaojiemuxianchangbisaifenwei。
weiletigaojiemushoushilv，jiangshengweishizheiciyeshipinle。
来到白板面前。
wangyuehengnaqiyizhimakebi。
略一思忖。
huode“badaoshufa”yongjiujinengdetazaibaibanshanglongfeifengwuxiexiasangedazi
“孤勇者”
piaoruofuyun，jiaoruojinglong。
cangjingyoulidebiti，shunjianxiyinlezhibojiandaliangshuiyoudezhuyili。
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