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jintianjinimendailaifuyou1haodexiaoshuo《rangnixiehouzi，nixianchangxiedanaotiangongxiaoshuo》，xushusuchenhouzidegushi。jingcaipianduan：【zhuanyanqinianguoqu，putijianwukongjichuyijingdahao，yirijiangjingkeshang，wendaosunwukong：“wukong，qinianguoqule。nixiangxuexieshenmedaoshuni？”】……...

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suchenturantingxia，baguanzhongmengaodewuyu。

——“kuaixiea，nicaixieduojiu，jiukaishishenlanyaole？”

——“kandaoshihoudangshanghouwanghengaoxing，dannigengxindesudu，wohenbuxihuan。”

——“shijieshangzhendeyouhuaguoshanzheiyangyigedifangma?xiangxiangmanshanbianyedexianhuashuiguo，quneilipaizhaoyidinghenmei！”

——“yishengzhuiqiuchupiandehuaxianvren……”

——“gaishuobushuo，suchenqimingzideshuipinghaishikeyide。huaguoshan，shuiliandong，tingzhejiuhenyouyijing。”

——“judadeyinmoudaodishishenme，nidaoshikuaixiea！jiunizheigexiefa，zhibojianderenbupaoguangjiuguaile！”

suchensonglesongshouzhi，zhunbeianzhaozijidexiangfa，zaiyuanzhudejichushang，jiangyigegenghelihuadexiyou，chengxianzaidajiademianqian。

【zhaodaogeshuiliandongjiunengdanghouwang，zheishishangnayouzheimerongyideshi。】

【shuiliandongzhongyoushizhuoshideng，haiyoutizi，xianranzheidongzhongzaoyiyoutarenlaiguo。】

【shisheidazaolezheigeshuiliandong，shisheiyouzaimingmingzhizhongzhiyinshihouchengweihouwang。】

【zheibeihouzhiren，youjiangjishihoushenmeyangzideshiming？】

【womenzheili，xiananxiabubiao！】

弹幕：

——“anxiabubiao？**，suchennichengxindeshiba？”

——“nisi，niga！”

——“benlaijiuzhiyoujibaigeguanzhong，nishixiangrangwomendoulikaishiba？”

——“qie，zoulezoule，gunongxuanxu，qiuzhewokanwohaibukanni。”

suchenkanbudaodanmu，ziranmeiyoulihui。

jiusuansuchennengkandao，yebuhuibazheixiedanmufangzaixinshang。

yinweitayaoxiedezheigegushi，benjiujingtiandi、qiguishen。

ruguotiqianjutou，fanerhuishiquweidao。

haodedongxi，jiushiyaoyicengyiceng，manmanbokailaikande。

【shihouchengweihouwanghou，zhengriwuyouwulv。】

【tahehouzihousunmendachengyipian，zhengtianbushicongzheikeshutiaodaolingyikeshu，jiushichiwanxiangjiaochipingguo。】

【zheiyangderizi，buzhidaoguoleduojiu。】

【turanyouyitian，yizhixiaohouzipaoguolai：“dawang，dawang，buhaole，laohouzitatangzaidishangqibulaile！”】

【“zheilaohouzi，rishaisanganlehaibuqi，zou，daiwoqukankan。”】

【shihouzigenzhexiaohouzi，laidaoleshulinxia，kandaoletangzaidishangyidongbudongdelaohouzi。】

【taxianyongshuzhiqudoulaohouzi，laohouziyidongbudong。】

【tayounalailaohouzizuiaichidexiangjiao，bokaipifangdaolaohouzizuibian，laohouzihaishimeiyourenhefanying。】

【tayouxiangzhiqianyiyang，qunaonaolaohouzidegezhiwohejiaoya，jieguolaohouzilianxiaodoubuhuile。】

【shihoudalazhenaodai，yilianjusangdishuodao“laohouzi，laohouzi，nizenmele？”】

【“nikuaiqilaigenwomenyiqiquzhaitaoera！”】

【lingyizhilaohouzihuanhuanconghouqunzhongzoulechulai：“dawang，tabunengzaipeiniquzhaitaoerle。”】

【shihouzhuaernaosai：“weishenmea？tazuotianbuhaihaohaodema？”】

【laohouzitanleyikouqi：“tasile！”】

【死了？】

【zheishishihoudiyicitingdao“si”zheigezi，tagenbenbuzhidaosiyiweizheshenme！】

【shihouwangxianglaohouzi：“sile？shishenmeyisi？”】

【laohouzidao：“sile，jiushizaiyebuhuidong，zaiyebunengzhengyan，zaiyebunengshuohuale。”】

【shihouhedetanzuozaidishang“zaiyebunengdong，zaiyebunengzhengyan，zaiyebunengshuohua？”】

【“neiwohuisima？”】

【laohouzidao：“douhuiside！womenmeiyizhihouzi，douhuiside！”】

【“buguangshihouzi，zheishijianwanwu，douhuisi！”】

【shihouyiting，shiluobuyi。】

【yuanlaiyanqiandekuaile，shizanshide。】

【zijizhongyouyiri，huiruyanqiandehouziyiyang，siqu！】

【siquzhihou，jiuzaiyechibudaoaichidexiangjiao、taozi，zaiyebunenghehouzihousunmenyiqiyukuaidiwanshua，zaiyekanbujianhuaguoshandehuahuacaocao。】

【yixiangdaozheijianshi，shihouxiongkoubianfenmenbuyi。】

【“neiyoumeiyoushenmebanfa，keyibusi？”shihouwenlaohouzi。】

【laohouzikanxiangyuanfang：“tingshuoxiniuhezhou，youxianrenxiuxing。”】

【“xianrendedao，biankezhangsheng！”】

【shihouyanshenyiliang：“xianrenxiudao，kedezhangsheng？”】

【“那我去学！”】

【shuoba，shihoubianlikaihuaguoshan，xunzhaochuanshuozhongdexianrenqule。】

弹幕：

——“a？zhenglebantian，haishixiuxiandelaotaolua？kanlaipingweishuodemeicuo，suchenzheishiyaobawangluoxiaoshuoneiyitao，nongdaochuangzuodasaishanglaile。”

——“houziyenengxiuxianma？zheidexiuduojiua。”

——“houzibenjiushirenxing，zheisuanshizhijiecongrenkaishixiuba。”

——“weilezhangshengquxiuxian，zheishihoushiyouxiangfade。”

——“kanlaiwulunshenmewuzhong，doutianranyouzheduisiwangdekongju。”

——“zheishishangyaoshizhenyouxiuxianzhishujiuhaole，woyebuxiangsia！”

——“xiangbiyuhouzi，renleijiushizhangshengbuside。houzidepingjunshoumingshi20nian，errenleishaoweinuliyidian，nenghuoyibaisui。ruguoyigehouzijiazurenshiyigerenlei，neimewudaiyinei，tamendoukanbudaozheigerendesiwang。zaitamenyanzhong，renleikebujiushizhangshengbusima？”

——“kanguoleneimeduodefanrenxiuxian，wozheihaishidiyicikanhouzixiuxian，zheizuozhehaishiyoudiannaozide。”

——“rangnixiehouzi，nixiehouzixiuxian。zheibuzihuibuhuikuadeyoudiandaa！”

——“xianzifuwoding，jiefashouzhangsheng。haohaohao，zheimexieshiba！”

——“wogangcongqitazhibojianguolai，renjiaxiedebizheiyouyisiduole。”

suchenquanshenguanzhudikanzhepingmu，fenbijishu。

【weilezhuiqiuzhangsheng，shihoulikailehuaguoshan，takuaguoshan，yueguohai，zhongyulaidaolechuanshuozhongdexiniuhezhou。】

【shihouzaixiniuhezhoujianrenchuanyifu，tabiantouleyitaoyifuchuanshang。jianrennakuaizichifanhaihejiu，tayegenzhenakuaizichifanhejiu。】

【jieguobeijiuqiangdaobuxing，yindeshikehahadaxiao。】

【suiranzairenjianyehenkuaile，shihouyejianjianyoulerenyang，dantashikejinjizijideshiming。】

【zaiyifanzhuixunzhihou，shihouzaiyigeqiaofudezhiyinxia，dezhilingtaifangcunshandexieyuesanxingdongzhong，youyiweiputizushi，shigeshenxian。】

【daotaneili，huoxunengxuedaozhangshengbulaozhishu。】

【shihougenjuqiaofudezhiyin，laidaolingtaifangcunshan，xieyuesanxingdongzhong，zhaodaolesaputizushi。】

【putizushijianyizhishihouchuangrushanmen，bianwendao：“xiazhanheren，daocizuoshen？”】