《rangnizuodianzhang，nizachenglexixueguiqinwang？》shiheishichuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaozhaoyudianzhangjinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。zhaoyushale，pangtouyushenbiandeneigeshuiyanmenglong、dazhehaqian、liuzhegedanmaweidenianqingnanxing，bujiushixianyudianzhangme…………。
“qianbei！nizhongyuxingle！”
wugongwanziyilianxinxidekanxiangledianzhang。
“xingle，danmeiwanquanxing。”
xiguanxing，dianzhangdazhehaqianlaidaotangyibian。
“不要！！”
wugongwanziyourubeiqiazhusangzidegongyabanshangqianbaozhuledianzhangdedatui。
“qianbei，nishuohaobangwoguanlixuexiaode，bunengtanga！nizheiyitang，xiangqilaidounan！！！”
xianyuqianbeiyouduonengtang，tawugongwanzikeshizhidaodeyiqingerchu！bijinggenqianbeizuolinjudoukuai30nianle！
zijioueryehuidaizheliwuqianlaitanwang，meicidoushidianzhangdenvpu，yejiushitaohuayaoqianbeizhaodaiziji，erxianyuqianbei，jiutangzaitangyishangdongdoubudong，gentiaonishuidexianyuside。
zuotian，yebuzhixianyuqianbeifaleshenmefeng，jingranzaiqunlishuojieshouzijizheifenweituo，zhenggequndoujinglehaobuhao？zijigengshibanyexinglaihaojici。
“zoubaqianbei，tangyi，zuixindemanhuashu，82nianxuebaozheixietaoyaoqianbeidoujinizhunbeiwanbi。
congdishangpaqi，wugongwanzizhuaizhuledianzhangdeshoubeizouxiangdianwai。
“……”
“老板走了！”
kanzhezaizhelaobandebaiwanhaochexiaoshizailouxia，chulizaierlouchuangtaibiandetaoyaotanleyikouqi。
buguo，zheiyangyehao，zijiyenengguangmingzhengdadezailaobanchuangshangzuoxiejianbuderen、xiuxiudeshiqing。
比如…
睡觉。
xiangdaozheili，talashangchuanglianzoudaochuangbian，tuodiaoxiaopixieranhouzuanjinlehaidaiyoutiwendebeiwozhong，shuxidenanxingqixiyongrubiyi，tadelianshangluchuanxinzhise，henkuaijiushushuiguoqu。
……
“ziluolangaoxiao，bshiquzuihaodesiligaoxiao，zheilishiwushuxueshengmenmengmeiyiqiudetiantang，shizililiangxionghou，xuexihuanjinggengshiyiliu。
jintian，shixueshengmenkaixuederizi，liangmingbangdayaoyuandebairenbaoanyishizaozaodedakaixiaomenzhanzailiangbiandenghou。
“hei！zhaoyu，zaoshanghao！”
zhaoyukuazhebaogangjinruxiaomen，buyuanchuyimingchuanzheqingliangliuzhejinsezhangfadebairennvhaizhengchongzhetaxingfendehuishou。
“ailinna，haojiubujian！”
zhaoyuyiluxiaopaopaodaotadeshenbianyibalouzhuletadejianbang。
mingjiaoailinnadenvhaishizhaoyudesidangjiantongzhuo，zijiganglaizheisuoxuexiaoshi，ailinnashidiyigezhudongjiejinziji，yuanyigenzijizheigehuarenzuopengyoudenvhai。
“zenmeyang？nigenneigegudongdiandianzhang？zuoguomei？”
zouzaitongwangjiaoxueloudelushang，ailinnahuaixiaozheturanshenchumozhuamoxianglezhaoyufubu。
“nizaixia…xiashuoshenmea！womenzhijianshichunjiedeyouyiguanxi，woshichoudagongde，tashilaoban，xiashubunengboshangsidezui…”
dadiaoailinnadehuaishou，zhaoyudeliandanyirouyankejiandesuduxunsubianhong。
ailinnashuangshoubeizaibojingchu，shenlegelanyao，xiongqiandeaoranyueranyuchu。
ai，gaobudongnimenhuaren，jiushitaijinchile，haigaoshenmejiejiguanxi，lianaishiziyoude，yaoshiwo，wojiuzhudongchuji，rangtaxiabulechuang！”
“erqiewokanchulaile，niduitayouyisia，shangciwoqugudongdiantanwangnideshihou，nihaiduanzhepanzitiexindeweitachishuiguo。”
“zheimeqinmidedongzuo，kebuxiangshinisuoweide“choudagong”nengzuochulaidedongzuo。
“nixiangboshangsidezui！”
ailinnatingzhulejiaobu，takanxianglezijidehuarenguimi，lianshangdexiaorongyujiacanlan，jiulianliangcedandandequebandouzaidoudongzhe。
“shenmea！bugennishuole！！yaochidaole…”
zhuaizhuailinnadeshoubei，zhaoyukaishilefeiben，youruyitoumanniuban。
“zhaoyu，woshanliangdehuarenpengyou，zhuninengzhaodaozijidexingfu。”
ailinnazaineixinmomodeweizhaoyuqidaozhe。
xiangbiyuzhouweineixiexuesheng，zhaoyujiurutongyunizhongdelianhuaban，aoranzhanli，dangchuzijizhudonggentazuopengyouyezhibuguoshixiangjiangtalajinnitanwuranchengyuni。
danshixiangchuxialai，zijifaxian，zheigenvhaishizhendezhideyongxinjiaowangdepengyou，erbushineixiexuqingjiayi，biaomianguanxinbeidilipaijidechou**。
……
lazheailinnazaishangkelingxiangdezuihouyikebenjinjiaoshi，zhaoyusonglekouqi。
banjilinaonaorangrang，zheixiexueshengmenhenzhangshijianmeijianmian，cishiyijianmianhuangruogeshi，louloubaobao，gezhongchuiniubidapi，zhengdegencaishichangside。
“安静！”
现在我来点名。
……
shangkelingxiaoshihou，zhanzaijiangtaishangyouxietudingfeipangdebairenbanzhurenkaishilefahua。
“yigeshujiameijian，pangtouyusihuyoupanglexie。”
ailinnapenglepengzhaoyushoubei，suihoudishengshuodao。
zhaoyuyouxierenjunbujin，ailinnadexingrongfeichangshengdongxingxiang，pangtouyudechenghaohaishiquanbanxueshengbeidilitoutoumomodequde，yinweizhendehenxingxiang。
“hao，kanyangziquanbandoudaoqi，sihuyouyiban，pangtouyudianmingguyiloudiaolezhaoyu”
“艾…”
“laoshi！nidianmingweishenmeyiloulezhaoyu！shiguyideme？”
ailinnaturanzhanqileshenzi，yanshenpingjingdekanxianglezhengzaiheibanshangshuxiekaixuediyikedepangtouyu。
“womenbanyoujiaozhaoyuderenme？shangdi！woyibuxiaoxinmeizhuyidao，zhaoyutongxue，nibuhuiguailaoshiba。”
“pangtouyuyiliande“jinghuangshicuo”，fangfomeidiandaozhaoyudemingzizijihenneijiuban。
“你！”
“haole，ailinna，tazhenduiwoyebushiyitianliangtiandeshi，xiaoxiaoqi，xiakewoqingnihesudashui。”
qingqingzhuaizhuailinnadeyixiu，zhaoyuchongzhetadishengshuodao。
pangtouyuqishihuarenyishijianguaibuguaideshiqing，jushuozheijiahuonianqingshibeiyiminghuarenqiangzoulexinaideguniang，yushitajiubamubiaofaxiezaihuarenxueshengshang。
ziji，yejiuchengletademubiaozhiyi。
……
“tongxuemen，gaosunimenyigebuxingdexiaoxi。”
“nimentiyulaoshiyouyouyoushengbing，xiajiekejiangyouxinrende“xiaozhangjianlishilaoshi”laishang。
jiangwankaixuediyike，pangtouyunaqizhuoshangshuibeiniuyinyikou，suihouxiaomimidekanxianglexueshengmen。
“zenmetiyulaoshiyoushengbingle？tiyulaoshibushijiaotiyudeme？”
“shangdi！woxiangtizuqiu！”
“tianna，xiaozhangyehuanle！”
“tingshuoxiaozhanglaopotalikefurenyaoshengbaobao，suoyixiaozhangqinglejitianjia。”
“wozhixiwang**xiaozhanghaoshuohuaxie，wodouhaozhangshijianmeiyouqiyadinianjidexuesheng，juyifansan，woyaoyitiaosan。”
“nihaocongming！zheimenandongdeciyunijingrandounenglijietouche！！guicaia！”
“xiwangxinxiaozhangbuyaogenlaoxiaozhangsidebushitaiju！yaoburanwonawoyeyedeyidalipaohongta！”
……
tingzhexiafangxueshengmenqieqiesiyudeshengyin，pangtouyuzhijuedexinzhongyizhenshuchang。
lakuaxuesheng，zheishipangtouyuweishubuduodelequ。
横推高武，从推演功法斩妖除魔！
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