zuozhe“ershiqikuaijiu”chuangzuodedoushishenghuowen《rangnizuodianyingdaoju，zenmechengzhenle》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshigaoyaolixiaolu，xiangxineirongjieshao：gaoyaokanzheta，shuochuyijupoyoushenyidehua：“meiyouluoji，kebukeyilijieweikehuandelingyizhongbiaoxianxingshi。bijingkehuandianyingsuoyaobiaodade，shibabu……
高耀全心投入工作。
chatgpttongshengchuanyizhijilehexindebianmachengxu，yingjianhaichazuizhongyaodexinpian。
xinpianzanshimeifashoucuo，danshishimianshangxianyoudeerjixinpianzugoudaidongchatgpt，dexiangbanfanongliangkeguolaicaixing。
yuxiadezeshiwaiguanbufen，xuyaozizhusheji。
gaoyaomeiyouxueguosheji，gengmeiyouzhuanmenxueguohuihua。
danshijibendejuxing、zhangfangxing、xiantiaodengtuxing，tahaishihuihuade。
yongzheixiejichutuxing，xianpinchengtaxiangyaodeerjixingzhuang，ranhouzaimanmandixiuneixiebianbianjiaojiao，rangqibiandeyuanrun、sihua，yongyouyifuerjidelunkuo。
然而，很丑。
yipangdewujieshizaikanbuxiaqu：“gaoyaoniwanmaoni？shigelianbahuihuajibengonggaodiula？”
“zuowanheleduoshaoniyoubushibuzhidao，shoudoumeishenmeliqile，yagenbuhaokongzhi。erqiewohuadehenhaole，nikandebushufunilaige。”
“wolaijiuwolai，wohaibuxinle，hejiunengbajibengonggaodiule。”
wujieqiangguopingbandiannao，dao：“banidegouxiangyongyuyanbiaodachulai，xijieyueduoyuehao。”
dongzuidehua，gaoyaokezaixingle。
sanyanliangyujiubaerjidewaiguanshejigouxiangmiaoshuchulai，wujieyezhanxianletaqiangdadehuihuagongdi，zhunquewuwudihuachugaoyaoxiangyaodeyangzi。
huawanzhihou，wujiezenmekanzenmebieniu。
“nizheibuduiba，zheierjinengdaijinerduoli？”
“zheijiaoguchuandaoerji，buxuyaodaijinerduo。”
“budaijinerduolinengtingdaoshengyin？”wujiebiaoshihuaiyi，zheiyangdeshejichaochutaderenzhi。
“nibushishuodaojububizhuiqiuzhenshima？”gaoyaowanweidixiaodao。
“woshuobuzhuiqiuzhenshi，danshimeishuobuzunxunluoji，nizheigemingxianbufuheluoji，shiyaobeiguanzhongtucaode。”wujiezhengsedao：“zhidaokehuandianyingzuizhongyaodeshishenmema？”
“道具。”
“yohe，xuehuiqiangdale？”
“还行。”
“guanzhonghuidingzhenidedaojukan，ruguobufuheluoji，guanzhonghuibuhuimaizhang？womenjiubushuoguanzhongle，yebushuodaoyan，jiushiyanglaobanneiyiguannidouguobule。”
wujieyuzhongxinzhangdao：“tinggeyijuquan，shoushouba。”
gaoyaokanzheta，shuochuyijupoyoushenyidehua：“meiyouluoji，kebukeyilijieweikehuandelingyizhongbiaoxianxingshi。bijingkehuandianyingsuoyaobiaodade，shibabukenengchengxianzaidayingmushang。”
wujiebushuohuale，yidongbudongdingzhegaoyao。
guolejimiao，gaoyaowenta：“zenmele？”
wujiefanbaiyandao：“cpushaole。”
gaoyaolele：“zongzhinizhixuyaomingbaiyidian，woshejidedaojuyidingfuhexianshiluoji，buhuiluanlaide，niyaoshizaibuxin，wozhengmingjinikan。”
“zenmezhengming？”wujiehaoqiwendao。
gaoyaoxiangkandayuanzhongyiyangkanzhewujie：“niquerjishengchanqiyebangwonongliangkexinpianlai。”
“burenshiren，gaobudao。”
“neiniyoulanyaerjima？”
“有。”
“扔地上。”
“干嘛？”
“扔地上！”
wujiejibuqingyuandibatadeairpodsqingqingfangzaidishang，tongshidingzhudao：“nixiaoxindian，bienonghuaile，zheishiwoxinmaide......a！！！”
tahuameishuowan，yizhidajiaowuqingcaizaierjishang。
咔嚓！
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