youzuozhesidongfeidongzhuanxiedexiaoshuo《renshenghuihuangzhishicanzaoxianhaiyeqing》，zhujiaoshiyeqinglishuya，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。yeqingzazazui，huanhuanqishen，muguangyeyidaolegouxiongdeshenshang。yuzhongsannian，yijinghaojiumeiyourengangenzijizheiyangshuohuale，neixiezaiwaimianchizhafengyundedalaobeiziji……
yeqingjuqideyanhuiganghaimeiluoxia，shiyingshangqianyibujieleguolai，“laoda，zheiyangdezanghuohaishiwolaiba。”
shuozhehua，tashenshoucheguohouziyitiaotui。
houziyixiazihuangle，“ai！ai！shiquezi，**nimade，nigandongwoyixianishishi！laozinongsini！”
tapinmingzhengzhazhe，ketadetuiquebeishiyingsisizhuazhe。
xiayimiao，shiyingshouqigangluo，haobuliuqingdezazaihouzidexigaishang。
kacayisheng，houzixigaideweizhibianchaofanfangxiangzheleguoqu，ranhoushihouzineisixinliefeidecanjiao。
“a！**，**！a——laoziyaonongsinimen！”
houzibaozhetuizaidishangfangun，zuanxindejutongrangtaxianxiehunguoqu。
kandaozheiyimu，shiyingxinzhongneicunlesanniandeyuanqizheicaixiaoshilebushao，
yipangyeqingshensedandingdekaikou，“xianzaikeyishuolema？”
“woshuo！woshuo……woshuonidaye！”
houzidezuiyijiushiyingde，“yeqing，shiquezi，youzhongnimenjiunongsiwo！”
“石英！”
yeqingshuangmouhanguangshanguo，shiyingyezaicijiangyanhuigangjuleqilai。
yanhuigangshangfanshedehanguangjisuilehouzineixinzuihoudefangxian，“gouxiong！shigouxiong！”
“果然是他。”
yeqingdiandiantou，xinzhongyijingyoulegedagai。
gouxiongtounaojiandan，sizhifada，ruguoshitazhishidehouzi，neimetabeihoubidinghaiyouzhushi。
shilongyema？yeqingbutaiqueding，haishiyaozaizhaogouxiongquedingyixia。
zheishihou，bangongshiwaixiangqiyizhenzaluandejiaobusheng，tingshengyinqimayoushishijiershiren。
“砰！”
yishengjuxiang，bangongshidemenbeirenzhuangkai，houzidexiaodimentizhekandao、tiegundengjiahuochonglejinlai。
“hahaha！laoziderenlaile！”
jianzhuang，houzihahadaxiao，tuishangdejutongsihudoujianqinglebushao。
“caonimade！doujiwoshang！nongsizheilianggezasui！laoziyaobaletamendepi！”
houzijianjiaozhe，fangfoyeqingheshiyingshitashouzhongdaizaidegaoyang。
kanzhetadeyideyangzi，yeqinglenglengyixiao，“kanlaizhiduanyitiaotuibugourangnizhangjixing。”
houziyileng，yishijianmeimingbaishishenmeyisi。
buguodangshiyingdeshouzaicijuqilaideshihou，houzizaicijianjiaoqilai，“caonimaa！nimenhaidengshenmeni！shanga！jilaozishanga！nongsitamen！”
duanyitiaotuijibenjiufeile，yaoshiliangtiaotuidoubeizaduan，houzihennanxiangxiangzijihuishishenmexiachang。
kehaibudengneixiexiaodiyoushenmedongzuo，shiyingzaicishouqigangluo。
“咔嚓！”
houzidelingyitiaotuizaicichaofanfangxiangzheguoqu，sixinliefeidecanjiaoshengrangtadeneixiexiaodimenhunshenyizhan，lianshangjieluchukongjudeshense。
zheicihouzimeiyouzaizuiying，julieyouzuanxindetengtongrangtazhijiehunleguoqu。
“zenme？sheihaixiangyaolaishishi？”
shiyingliezuiyixiao，jiebaideyachi，lianshangshangweigantoudexueji，rangtazhenggerenyouduolejifenshixuedecanren，kandeneibangxiaodifenfenhoutui。
zheishihoulishuyadeshenyingyechuxianzailemenkou。
“啊——”
tadejianjiaoshengxiangchezhenggefangjian，houzineitanruandeshenti，heneiliangtiaomingxianjiaoduyouwentidetuifeichangqingchudezhanshizaitayanqian。
“yeqing，wogennipinle！”
jianjiaozhe，lishuyahuashenpofuyibanzhangyawuzhuadechaoyeqingpuguoqu，haoxianghenbudeyaojiangyeqingshengtunhuobo。
shiyingshangqianyibujiangtalanxia，shuangmouyuanzhengnushizheta，“zaiwangqianwojiubukeqile！”
suihoutayoudengzhemenkouneibangxiaodi，gaoshenghoudao，“xiangbaochoudejiudongshou，bugandongshoudeganjingun！”
kanzhebeishiyinglanxiadelishuya，yeqingyanzhongshanguoyimoshiwang，cengjingdeta，haishigewenrouxianshudenvhai。
buguohenkuai，yeqingdelianshangzaicihuifulengmo，kanzhehunjuezaijiaoxiadehouzi，tayouduishiyingshuodao，“kantazheigeyangzigujiyemeiyoubanfajixujingyingzheijiayedianle，zhaozhaohetongzaina，huangelaobanba。”
shuoba，yeqingraokailishuyajingzhiliqu，menkouneixiexiaodiwuyirenganlan。
shijifenzhonghou，meifeisewudeshiyingcongyedianlichulai，zuibaxiaodedouyaoliedaoerduogenshangqule。
“laoda！sannianle！sannianlea！zheikoueqizhongyuchule！wotaishuangle！”
yibianshuozhehua，shiyinghaiziguzidezaidajieshangtiaoqiwulai，sihaobuguanyuanchuxingrentoulaideqiguaimuguang。
guolehaobantian，xingfenguohoudeshiyingzheicaijiangyifenhetongdijiyeqing，“laoda，zheishihouziyediandezhuanranghetong，jiuchanideqianmingle。”
yeqingbaishoujujue，“xienidemingba，jiudangshiduinidebuchangle。”
“谢老大！”
shiyingliezuiyixiao，yemeiyoujujue，suihouliangrenzheicaikaizheneiliangpodediaozhadechuzuchelikai。
shiyingdejiazhuzaishijiaodechengzhongcun，huanjingfeichangdejianlou，yilukengkengwawade，rangyeqingdanxinshiyingdezheiliangpochesuishidouhuisanjia。
“laoda，qianmianjiushile。”
jincunzhihouyoukailejifenzhong，shiyingjiangchezitingzaiyihurenjiamenkou。
“**，youtamalaile！”
gangyitingche，shiyingdelianshunjianheile，yeqingzheicaifaxianshiyingjiadedamenbeirenzakaile，zhouweideqiangshangquanbubeirenpolehongyouqi，haiyouhaojichuxiezhexingmude“haiqian”，zaiwanglikanqu，jialisihuyebeifanlegedichaotian。
“zenmehuishi？”yeqingwendao。
shiyinghenhencuileyikou，“made，bietile，laoda，zicongnibeirenwuxianjinlejianyu，wocaifaxianzanmendeneijigexiongdi，zhendeshiqinxiongdia！”
qinxiongdi，shiyinghaiteyijiazhongleyuqi。
suihouyeqingzheicaizhidao，shiyingbeidaduantui，shanghaoyihouzhaodaojunshixiangjiedianqianmaichepaochuzu，zhihoujunshibianrangshouxiaxiaodilianxileshiying，duifangmeiyoujieqian，zhishibangzheshiyingbanlileyibidaikuan。
linglvedaolezheibangrendelengyan，shiyingyejiumeiyouzaizhaojunshi，kemeixiangdaotaquebeijunshidexiaodijikengle，banlidedaikuanjingranshigaolidai，nadaoshoudeqianzhigoumaixianzaidezheiliangpoche，erqiemeigeyuehaiyaohaijuelixi，zheisannian，shiyingzhuandeqianjibendoubeitamennongzoule。
tingwanshiyingdehua，yeqingzaicizhongzhongpailepaishiyingdejianbang，“xinkule。”
“meishi，laoda，xianzainihuilaile，neiwosuoyoudeyinrendoushizhidede，tamade，sannianwoxinchangdan，yihouzaijiandaotamen，laozijiubukeqile！”
shiyingheiheiyixiao，suihouhenhenyijiaochuaizaineipocheshang，youhenhencuileyikou。
kanzhetaxianzaidouzhiangyangdeyangzi，yeqinglvxianxiachechaolimianzouqu，“weifengdehuamingtianzaishuoba，jintianhaishiganjinshoushiyixia，zaodianshuijue。”
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