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suihoutawunaiyixiaodao:“xiaozhengtongzhi,niyaoshixianweishuji,wokongpahaiyoudianxiwang。xianzaizheizhongqingkuang,zheizhenzhangwonengdangdaoshenmeshihou,haibuyidingni,gengbietishenmedangweishujile!chenwoxianzaihaishizhenzhang,jiangjinbinigao,haihedeqizheigewuliangjiu,womenganlezheiyibeiba。”
xiaozhengduanqijiubei,shuo:“guanzhenzhang,wojingniyibeiba。ganxienixindeguowo,genwoshuolezheimeduo。”guanwenweigenxiaozhengpenglepengbeizi:“qishi,woyeyaogennishuoyijubaoqian。yiqianmeiyoufaxiannishigehaomiaozi,yemeiyoubangdaoni。jintianwofaxianwomenkongpayouyigegongtongdian,jiushiduilaobaixinghenbuqilai,zheizaijicengqishiyeshihenmafandeshi。wozheirenxinggeyijingdingxingle,kongpayegaibulele。xiongdi,nidehua,woxiangquanniyiju,gaiduilaobaixinghendeshihou,haishidehen。”
这是无奈之言。
xiaozhengtingdaoheleliangbeijiudeguanwenwei,kaishichenghuziji“xiongdi”。zaizhenshang,jihumeiyounaweilingdaozheimechenghuziji,xiaozhengweiweiyouxiegandong。tashuo:“guanzhenzhang,woyebushineizhongbalaobaixingcaizaijiaoxiamouqiushangshengderen,yiqianbushi,yihouyebuhui。guanzhenzhang,jintiandeshiqing,dequeyouxierangrennaohuo,danwomenhaishianzhaozijidezuoshifangshiquzuoba,zheiyangdehuaxinlibuhuikuijiu,wanshangyebuhuishuibuzhe。”
guanzhenzhangtaiqitoulai,kanlexiaozhenghaoyihuier,dao:“xiongdia,congjintianqi,zaizheigezhenshangwozuinengshuodelaihuaderen,jiushinile。”
xiaozhengwoqileneigelvechendewuliangjiupingzi,jiguanwenweizhenmanleyizhongjiu,youjizijizhenleyizhongjiu,juqibeidao:“guanzhenzhang,wojingniyibei。”
guanzhenzhangdao:“xiaozhengtongzhi,yihouwomenzheiyangba,sixiali,nijiujiaowodageba,wojiujiaonixiongdi,ruhe?”
xiaozhengyixiaoshuo:“xing。buguo,dageniyaodayingwoyigeshi。”guanwenweiwen:“shenmeshi?”xiaozhengdao:“budangdaozhendangweishuji,buyaolikaitianhuangzhen。tianhuangzhenxuyaonizheiyangduilaobaixingyouganqingdelingdao。”
xiaozhengxiang,songguomingshibuzhuzhangguantingshikuangde,bijingsongguomingyouqinqizaijingyingshikuang。ketianhuangzhenyaoxianggaibianrujinzheizhongluohoudefazhanmoshi,gaibianqiongshaneshuideshengtaihuanjing,kaosongguomingkendingshibuxingde。zaixiaozhengkanlai,guanwenweishiyouzheifenxinde。jiranjintianguanwenweisixialirenzijizuoxiongdi,tayederangzheigedagegandianshiqing。
guanwenweiwunaididao:“kezheigeshiqingbusuiwoa,wanyixianlidelingdaozuizhongjuedingyaodiaozouwo,woyezhinengfucongzuzhianpaia。”
xiaozhengquedao:“dage,neinijiuchenshangmianlingdaohaimeiyoujuedingzhiqian,quhuodonga。jirandageninengcongxianjibumenxiapaidaotianhuangzhendangzhenzhang,wobuxiangxindagejiumeiyourenmai。”guanzhenzhangzhalezhayanjing,dao:“renmaishiyouyixiede。”
xiaozhengyiting,jiuxidao:“dage,neijiubiefangzherenmaibuyonga!xianzaikeshiguanjianshiqi,bameiyitiaokeyiyongderenmaidouyongqilaiba!zhiyaodagenengwenzhuzhenzhangdeweizhi,jiexiaqu,womenjiuzaitianhuangzhendefazhanshangxiangchuyitiaolingwaideluzilai,zhiyaoyinqileshangmiandeguanzhuherenke,womenjiuyoushengcundexiwangle!”
guanwenweixianglexiang,dao:“hao,woqushiyishi。daoshihou,niyaoquanlizhichiwo。”xiaozhengdao:“wokendingzhichi。”
shuozhe,liangrenyouganleyizhongjiu。
fangxiajiubeideshihou,xiaozhengwuyizhijianpieleyanduimiananxianguojidajiudiandedatang。haoqiaobuqiao,tajingranqiaojianlelianggeshuxideshenying,yigezhengshizhendangweishujisongguoming,lingyigejiushifuxianzhangluqunchao。tamenzhengzaidatangmenkouhouzhe,sihuzaidengzheshenmeren。
xiaozhengxiang,yaobuyaogaosuguanwenwei,tachaoguanwenweizhuantou,meixiangguanwenweiyeyijingfaxianle,zhengchaoneibiantiaowang。
zheishihou,yiliangjiaochezaianxianguojidajiudianmenkoutinglexialai,chepaijingranshi“a00001”,aodi。guanwenweidao:“yinggaishifangxianzhangle。”
guorancongcheshangxialaiyigeshencaiaipang、baiduanxiuchenyihezangqingsekuzidelingdao,cirenzhengshianxianxianzhangfangyetong。
luxianzhanghesongguomingshangqianreqinggenfangyetongwoshou,ranhoujiangfangyetongyingrulebinguanzhinei。kanlai,jintianfangxianzhangdechuxian,mingxianshiduisongguomingshangwuchulikuangshanshiguderenke,nandaoshijitaqinggongma?xiaozhengrenbuzhuchaoguanwenweikanqu。
zhiqian,xiaozhengyizhizaiguliguanwenweidongyongguanxi,wenzhuzijidezhenzhangzhiwei。kexianzaikandaosongguominghefang、luliangweizhengfuxianzhangzaiyiqi,buzhiguanwenweihuibuhuixieqi?raner,guanwenweideshensequeshichenzhede,dengkandaofanglusongdengrenjinrulejiudianzhihou,guanwenweiwenxiaozheng:“chibaolema?”xiaozhengxiaolexiaodao:“chibaohezule。”
guanwenweidao:“neigenwoquyigedifangba?”xiaozhengdao:“hao。”xiaozhengshiyouxiedanxinguanwenweixinqingyousuoqifu,suoyixiangzaipeipeita。
guanwenweitaochuleshouji,jisheidaleyigedianhua,wendao:“nizainali?”duifangyinggaishihuidale,guanwenweijiushuo:“womenyihuierjiudao。”suihou,jiuchaowaizouqu,xiaozhengyegenleshangqu。
xiaofengzaidatingkandaolingdaochulai,limaqukaiche。guanwenweiduisijixiaofengshuo:“daoxianbinyiguan。”
xiaozhengyileng,zenmequbinyiguan?zheicaixiangdao,fuzhenzhangjinhuibeisongguominganpaiqulebinyiguankanhusizhedejiashu,qishijiushijiankongzheixiejiashu,burangtamenluanpao。
meixiangdaozheimewanle,guanzhenzhangqueyaoquneigedifang。xiaozhengxinlijuedeqiguai,wendao:“guanzhenzhang,neiliyoujinzhenzhanghezhenganbukanzhe,yinggaibuhuiyouwentide。”guanzhenzhangdao:“renjiayigexiaonianqing,yinweikuangshanshangdeanquanwenti,jiuzheiyangsiyufeiming,wozuoweizhenzhangyegaiqudaonianyixia。”
binyiguanzaixianchengjiaowai,qicheshiruhoujiubeiyizhongyinchendeqifensuolongzhao,zhiyoulianggelingtangyoudenghuo。zaixiangxianongcunrensiledoutingzaijialisanri,caihuihuohua。danweilefangzhizheijiarennaoshi,zhenshangbuyunxutamenhuiqu,jiuzhijiesongdaolebinyiguan。
xiaozhengshinongcunzhangda,jihumeiyoulaiguoxianchengdebinyiguan,zheihuierjinlai,ganjueyouxieshenren。ketabijingduziliyoujiliangwuliangjiudadilaizhe,yonglibieleyikouqi,jiuganjuedanzilaile,peitongzhenzhangguanwenweiyiqizoulejinqu,tongshiyibianjifuzhenzhangjinhuidadianhua。
jinhuidaoshihenkuaijiujieleqilai,xiaozhengdao:“womendaole”。jinhuiyinglechulai,daizhetamenguoqu。yinweisizhebeizhijiedaiguolai,neixiejiashuyedoumeiyouhuijia,qitaqinqipengyoujiayaomejuedebufangbian,yaomehaipazhenshangbuyunxu,doumeizenmelairen。chulesizhedesangejiashu,haiyouwugezhencunganbuzaipeitong。
zheixieganbujianzhenzhangguanwenweilaile,douzhanleqilai,danshidoumianlupibei。guanwenweishangqian,chaosizhejulesancigong。xiaozhengyegenzhejugong。guanwenweidao:“sizheweida。zheinianqingren,shiyinweiyiwaishiguerside,danhaishiyaohaohaodisongyisong。”
shuozhe,guanwenweicongkoudailitaochuleliangqiankuaiqian,fangzaisizheqianmiandegongzhuoshang。xiaozhengshenshangmeiyouliangqian,zhiyoujibaiyedounachulaile。qitazhenganbukandaozhenzhangruci,zhiqianmeiyoujugongdeyejulegong,meiyouchuqiandejiuchuleyifenbaifenzi。qifenrenaoleyixie。
guanwenweiyouduijinhuidao:“jinzhenzhang,nidadianhuajidangzhengbancaishaohua,zhenganbu、cunganbupaigeban,lunliudaozheilizhiban,zhidaoshiqingjiejue,meirenjiawushikuaiqianyitiandejiabanfei。lingwai,congzhenzhengfukaizhiyiwankuaiqian,yongyuzheilibansangshi。”
guanzhenzhangzheimeyifenfu,jinhuiyeyoulediqi,shuo:“hao,guanzhenzhangwozheijiuquanpai。”jinhuilikejicaishaohuaquledianhua,caishaohuaqichuhaishuosongshujimeiyoufenfu,jinhuijiudao:“nishidangzhengbanzhuren,guanzhenzhangfenfudeshiqing,nijiububanlema?”guanzhenzhangzaiganbutibashangbijingyeyouhuayuquan,caishaohuayebugantaidezuiguanwenwei,jiudao:“womeiyoushuobuban,haode,wozheijiuqupaiban。”
caishaohuayibianranglihaiyanpaiban,yibianyouxiangsongguomingdianhuajinxinglehuibao。songguomingtinglezhihou,juedezaizheigeshiqingshang,guanwenweizuodeyemeishenmecuo,tacikeyoumangzhepeifangxianzhangchifan,fanzhuoshangyebuyishuozheigeshiqing,payingxianglingdaoxinqing,jiudao:“qingkuangwozhidaole,nigaizuoshenmejiuzuoshenmeba。”
sizhejiashukandaozhenzhangqinzilaijugong,youtaoqianchulaiweiwen,haixianboleyiwankuaidefeiyonglaizhisang,hairangzhencunganbulaizhiban,xinlidebeishangweiquhaoshoulexie。laobaixingzongshihaonongde,tamenmeiyouzaimazhenshang,zhishizaineiliku。
sizhedefuqin,cishijuederensibunengfusheng,duilaidiaoyanderenyebukenshilelishu,zhanqilaijiguanzhenzhang、xiaozhengjingleyizhiyan。guanwenweihexiaozhengdoudianzhechoule。
jinhuizoudaoleguanwenweishenbiandao:“guanzhenzhang,jintianwanshangwoheqitaganbujiupeizaizheilibuzoule。buguozheibinyiguanyeguailengqingde,womenzheijigeganbunengzhengdianyexiao,hedianshaojiuma?”zainongcundexisuzhong,sangshishikeyihejiude,yegaihejiu,keyichongchongxieqi,guanwenweidao:“fanshixisuyunxude,doukeyigao,zhiyaonimenbuhezuijiukeyile!”
jinhuidao:“zheigenifangxin,womenyejiunuannuanshenzi。guanzhenzhang,zheilimeishenmeshile。nihexiaoweiyuankeyihuiqule,womenzai。”guanzhenzhangdao:“youshenmeshiqing,dianhualianxi。”
guanwenweihexiaozhengyouzuochelikailebinyiguan。
dangtianwanshangxiaozhengmeiyoushuihao,naohaizhongzongshifuxiansizhedeyangzi。taxiang,zheizhongcanjuyihoubunengzaifashengle。neimecunlijiubixutingkuang!
jiexiaqudeliangtian,zhenshangyizhizaimangzhechulikuangnanshigudewenti。xianliyaoqiuzhenshangchenglizhuanmendeshiguchuzhizu,gencunliyiqishangmenzuogongzuo。yinweizhiqianzhenshangcaiquleqiangzhicuoshi,laobaixingyebuganfankang,zuizhongsizheyisanshiwanjinxinglepeichang,canjideyishiwanpeichang,shoushangkeyizhiliaokangfudeyisanwanyixiapeichang。shigujiuzheimechulile。
shiguchuliwanbizhihou,lingzhongrenshiliaoweijideshifashengle。
xianlipaijianchabumen、anjianbumenjinxingzhuizele!
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