《renshengwuzui》shiyeyunchengchuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,zhujiaoyeyunchengyeyunshizaiyeyunchengdebixiabiandehuolinghuoxian,jiuhaoxiangzhishenqizhongyiyang,shiyibenzhideyuedudedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,《renshengwuzui》jiangdeshi:nandedemeiyouzhuazheyeyunchengdetoufa,ershiyaozhezijideshouzhi,buruwangchangdehuopo。songlingtanglibofangzhewangshengzhou。……
“huanyingdajialaidao《mingrenmendetongnian》jilupianjiemuzu!womenjiemuquanchengcaiyongzhibofangshiweidajiabochu!”
“womendejiemuzhizaijiangmingrenmendetongnianyigaokejinaodianbojiyitiquxingshibofangchulai!rangdajiazhidao,mingrendetongnianhewomenyoushenmebuyiyang!”
“xianzaiyouqingwomensiweinvjiabinshangchang!”
zhuchirenhuayinluoxiahou,sigefenggejiongyi,danrongmaoshencaidoushidingjidenvjiabinzoushanglechang。
她们分别是:
yeyunshi,kuaguocaituandelengmianyujienvzongcai!shenjiachaobaiyi!
yeyunyin,tongyanluoli!queshidianjingquanlidenvwang!quanqiujingjibangdangzhiwukuideguanjun!
yeyunying,guanzhongyingmimenxinzhongdangzhiwukuideguominchuliannvshen!ronghuoquanqiuguojiyinghoujinjiang!
yeyunxian,nenggoujiayubutongfenggedechangtiaobaibianyaojing!quanqiudingjianzuocizuoqujia!
erxianzai,tamensigegongtonglaicanjiayidangjiao《mingrenmendetongnian》dezongyizhibojiemu,zhijierangquanqiuguanzhongzhenjingle!
dangjiemukaishideyishunjian,shuyideguanzhongquanbuyongrulezhibojian!
luzhixianchang,zhuchirenkanzheyanqiansigegeyoufengqingdenvshen,wubijidong。
“dengxianimendejiyijiuyaotongguoyiqiyihuifangdexingshixiangquanqiuguanzhongbochu,nimenxianzaiyoushenmexiangyaoshuodema?”
yeyunshinaqilehuatong,mianronglengdan:“woxianlaishuoba。”
“shaoweilejiewomensijiemeideguanzhongdouzhidao,womenyouyigegege,danshiwomenconglaibuchengrenta!yinwei,tabupei!”
“bushiyinweitashishouyangde,ershiyinweita**!beilie!xiangshixiashuidaolidelaoshu!”
“takuishizhewomenbamaliuxiadeyichan,xiangyaozhanweijiyou!”
“zaitongnianshiqiduiwomencuyanxiangxiang,hairangwomenezheduzi,jitianbujichifan!”
“womendeqinqixiangyaolingyangwomen,taquenadaoweixietamen,burangtamendaiwomenguohaorizi!”
“woyongyuanjidewoliusuineiniandeqingjing,woedaoyaoyundao,youyiweihaoxindeshushujilewoyikuaibangbangtang,rangwochi。keshitaqueqiangzoulezheibangbangtangzijinaquchi!haishuowobupeichizheizhongdongxi!”
“budanruci,tahaidalewo!bawodeliandoudazhongle!wozuihoushenzhiyunleguoqu!jinleyiyuanlimian!”
yeyunshiduiwaidexingxiangyizhishiqinglengnvzongcai,taishanbengyuqianermianbugaise。
cishitadeyankuangquehongleqilai,fanqilelei,pingzengleyisirouruo。
yeyunyinwozhuletadeshouxishengdeanwei。
jiantameiyoubanfashuohua,jieguolehuatong。
tongyandetaqueyouyibayujiedesangyin:“jiejieshuodedoumeicuo,tajiushiyigechetoucheweide**!tabupeichengweiwomendegege!”
tashenhuxiyikouqi,wubidebeifen。
“womenyidanhuodeleshenmechengjiu,tajiukaishibiandihaiqiangzoulewomenhuodedeqian!”
“shenzhizaiwotarudianjingzheigexingyeshi,tashuozheixiedoushihairendedongxi!shimeiyouyongde!feiwude!”
“buyunxuwodadianjing!”
“tashimogui!mogui!”
taxiongtangqifu,**dexiaolianqiqilehongyun!
yeyunyingyerenbuzhudao:“tazuoguodeshiqingchulezheixiewai,haiyouhenduo!jianzhijiushiqingzhunanshu!”
“erwodejiyilimianzuishenkede,jiushidangshiwoqumianshiyigedianying,keshitaquebawofansuozailewuzilimian!burangwoqu!”
“neigeshihouwuzitingdianle,waimianyouzaixiayu,wohaipadeyizhikuyizhihan,keshitaqueyijiububawofangchulai!”
“他是变态!”
yeyunxiannaguolehuatong:“taxianzaiyidinghenhouhui,houhuimeiyouhaohaoduiwomen!”
“womenchengweileguang,chengweiletaiyang,ertaquehaishiyigebeilie**,rujinhaishiyigebuzhidaosizaileshijienayigejiaoluolidefeiwu!”
“suoyijiejie,haiyoumeimeimenbuyaokule,tabupeidedaowomendeyanlei!”
tamianxianglejingtou,haiyouluyingpenglideguanzhong,yiziyiju。
“womenlaicanjiazheigejiemu,bushixiangyaorangdajialianminwomen,yebushiguyimaican。”
“womenzhishixiangrangdajiazhidao,napawomenfumuzaiwomenxiaoshihoujiufeishangtiankongdanglexingxing,shenbianhaiyouzheimeyige**decunzai,womenyeyijiubunengfangqiwomenziji!bunenggouzuojianwomenziji!”
“womenyaonulidechengweiyigeleguanxiangshang,jianqiangyonggan,weixiaozhemianduirenshengderen!chengweizijidebangyang,bierendebangyang!wukuiyurenheren!”
huayinluoxia,suoyouguankanzhibodeguanzhongquanzaiguzhang,fadanmuzhichi!
【nvshennimenshizuibangde!】
【nvshennimenshizuijianqiangde!】
【女神不要哭!】
zhuchirenjiansijiemeizhongyulengjing,caidao:“neimexianzaiwomenkaishitiqujiyi!”
yiqilianjieshangsigenvshendedanao,jiangtamendejiyihetongnianhuamiantiqu,haiyuan。
yucitongshi,zaimouyigeyinanchaoshidedixiashi,yigeqingnianwuzhezijidewei,kuxiaozhekanzhezhibopingmu。
naohailiderenshenghuifangxitongfachushengyin。
【jiancedaosuzhujijiangsiwang,tiqujiyironghehaiyuan,tongbuhuamianbofang。】
yeyunchengshoudejiuxiangshiyigenzhugan,lianshoudetuoxiangquebuyangaitadeshuai,luzaiyifuwaidepifumanshigezhonglaojiuchennianouda,yanhuitangxiadeshang。
ranertadeyanjingquewubideminglianghejianren,fangfomeiyourenhedeshiqingnenggoujiangtajidao。
bierenchuanyuedoushishenmefuerdai,yeyunchengquezhishiyigeguer。
haoburongyibeirenlingyang,lingyangtadefuqiqueshichetoucheweidebiantai!
dongbudongjiushiduitaquandajiaoti,cuyanruma,santianliangtoubujichifan。
yeyunchengxiangtao,queyinweikandaoneisigexiaotuanzibaozhetaruannuodehan“gege”,yanjingshiluludekantaerfangqileniantou。
eyouebaozheichengyushizhende。
xushilaotiankanbuguoyan,yichangchehuobaliangfuqidaizou,liuxialetamenxiongmeiwuren。
haiyoujuedefuzhai,heshubuqingdemafan。
weilebuesi,lusujietou,tapinmingdezhuanqian,bachidequanjisigemeimei,zijiqueyizhiezheduzi。
zhangjiudejierangtahuanshangleweibing,duochidiandongxijiuhuituchulai。
suoyitacaihuirucixiaoshou。
yeyunchengbatasuoyongyoudeyiqiedoujilezheisigemeimei,qingyuanbeifushangzheidengbeiliemaming。
yinweimeiyouguanxi,tazhongguishiyaosideren。
sirenyongyouzaiduozaigaoderongyuyounengzenmeyang?
zaishuo,tabuzaihuneixie。
tazaihudezhiyoutadezheisigemeimei,nenggoupingpinganandehuozhe,zhanzairenqundezhongxin,zuihousiwangyeyaozaizhongrenweiraosiqu。
erbushixiangtayiyanggudu。
录影棚里。
sigenvshendejiyiyijingtiquwanbi,jinrulejiyiqingjingzhenshihaiyuan。
pangdadeshujubianchenglehuamian,zaitamenshenhoudeneigejudapingmushanghuanhuandebofang。
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