zaiapdexiaoshuo《renshengzhonglai：shouwoshangyediguohedailaopo》zhong，chenfengtangyunshiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。chenfengtangyunzailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，chenfengtangyunzhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，“baoqian，chenshifu，zheierdeyuangonghaiyaojiaqiangpeixun。e，wodemashangqugongsi，jixuailaoyezidexunle，shipei，niyoushenmexuyao，gen……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
haogesizaigongsimenkou，dashouxiaodaochadianerheniaole。tazhuangzuoluren，weiguanjiaoguanchulishigu，quedingzheidequeshiyiciyiwaihou，touyebuhuijiulikaileshiguxianchang。
yizhizuozaibingxuemichenglidechenfengmeiyougenshangqu，tahenqingchu，zuiduoshiergexiaoshi，xiaodaodexiachanghuigenhaogeyiyang。
rangtazaiyideshihaogeliujitadeguanzhangrendianhua。
fankaishoujitongxunlu，chenfenghuyidiziyanziyu：“guanzhangrenjiaoliuheng？tangyundemuqinjitangyunjieshaodeduixiangyejiaoliuheng，buhuizheimeqiaoba？”
叮铃铃——
chenfengshoujituranxiangqilai，laidianhuade，juranshiliuheng！
chenfengyouyuleyixia，jieqidianhua：“wei？”
“你是陈丰？”
dianhuaduimianfachudeshengyinshayamohu，chenfengtingchulai，duifangjinxinglebianyin，taxianglexiang，shuo：“nishiguanzhangde？haogegennijieshaoguowo？”
“你杀了豪哥？”
“meizhengjubuyaoxuekoupenren，haogeshibeinitouchezhuangside，wozuiduosuangemujizhe。”
“xiaozi，woquannixiaoxindian，haogebeihoudeshili，bushininengredeqide！”
“shima？haogebeihoudeshilishishei？woyijingbaqianquanhaile，haogebeihoudeshiliweishenmeyaozhaowomafan？”
“nixiangtaowodehua？haishixiangzhuangsha？buguanshinage，woquannichenzaosilezheitiaoxin，fangxin，zheitongdianhuajieshuhou，nizaiyezhaobudaowo，woyijingzuofeijilikaile，zheibeizidoubuhuitarulongcheng，zhiyunihaidenei150wan，hehe，jiudangwodelvfeile。”
shuowan，liuhengbianguadiaoledianhua。
kanzheshoujipingmushang“tonghuajieshu”jigezi，chenfengxianruchensizhong。
liuhengdehuatixingleta，haogebeihouhaiyouren！
haogemingqueshuoguo，shiyinweitalaodashenbianqueren，tacaiyaorangtangyunqupeitalaoda，neime，zheigelaoda，xianranyeshihaisitangyundexiongshouzhiyi，shenzhi……
shenzhishangyishi，tangyunshenshangdeyuqing，douyoukenengshizheige“laoda”qinshouzouchulaide！
xiangdaozheili，chenfengfennudiniezhuquantou，zhijiakoujinshouzhangzhong，jihuwachulexue！
wobuhuifangguoni！buhuifangguonimensuoyouren！
zhiyuliuhengshuoyaozheibeizibuhuitarulongcheng，chenfengjiudangtashizaifangpi。
liuhenghuaichuaizhehaoshuangjinrongfuwugongsijibaiwanshenzhishangqianwandezijin，jiusuanzijibufangguota，neige“laoda”yebuhuifangguota！
shuobuding，zheitongdianhuajiushizaita“laoda”mianqiandade。
huanyanzhi，zhaodaozheige“laoda”，haiyaocongliuhengshenshangxiashou！
“mingtiandengzheliuhengzitouluowangjiuxingle，qiantishizheigeliuheng，zhenjiushitangyunmuqinshuodeneigenanren。wusuowei，wozhixuyaoliyong《kuitianjue》，genzheyunshizoujiuxingle。”
叮铃铃——
dianhuazaicixiangqi，laidianhuadeshihanjingli。
“wei？hanjingli？youshenmeshima？”
dianhuaneibian，hanjinglikuxiaodao：“chenshifu，womendeyuangongfuwubuzhou，daraonichifanle，baoqian。erqiewohaideduoxieni，bangwomenjiejueleneigenaoshideliumang。。”
“meishi，jushouzhilao——hanjingli，woxiangwenyixia，nizhidaoneigeliumangdelailuma？haiyou，tabeihouyoushenmeren？”
“chenshifu，nideyisishi，talaiwodelonghualoudaoluan，shiyourenzaibeihouzhishi？”
“e，wobushizheigeyisi。”
chenfengzhishixiangxianghanjinglidatinghaoge“laoda”deshenfen，bijinghanjingliderenmaibitayaoguang，sanjiaojiuliudouyoujiechu，kenengtingshuoguozheixieputonglaobaixingjiechubudaodeshi。
“budui，chenshifu，nitixinglewo，zheilimianyidingyoushi！sheixiandemeishigan，xiawuliangdianduokuaisandianlelaicantingnaoshi？budouyinggaizaifandianerlaima？chenshifu，wotingwomenyuangongdeyisi，nirenshineigeliumang？nengbunengmafannigenwoshuoyixiagaizenmezhaota？”
chenfengtanlekouqi，zheigewuhuidagaishinanyijiekaile：“kanjintianwanshangdelongchengxinwenba。”
“龙城新闻？”
“tayijingmeibanfakaikoule。”
chenfengshuowan，dianhuaneibiandehanjinglizuzuchenmoleshimiaozhong，zhishitadehuxishengyuelaiyueda，yuelaiyuejicu，xiangshixiangdaoleshenmekepadeshi。
chenfenggandaoqiguai：“hanjingli？”
dianhuaneibianchuanlaihanjinglitunyankoushuideshengyin：“chenshifu，wojintianshangwuduinintaidubushihenhao，nin，ninkeyidingyaoduoduobaohan。”
chenfengkuxiaobude：“zenmele？shuoshenmeni，nigenwokeqishenme？”
“bububu，meishenme！chenshifu，womenshuozhengshi！luzongcaibaituowogenninshangliangyixia，ninmingtianfangbianma？mingtianshangwuhuozhongwu，nengbunengchoukonglaiyitangjunengdasha？luzongcaixianggenninliaoliao。”
“好啊，没问题。”
“e，ninjuranhainenglai？ee，haode，wozheijiugaosuluzongcai，meishenmeshiwojiuxianguale，zaijian！”
budengchenfengdaobie，hanjinglijiujicongcongdiguadiaodianhua。
chenfengzaicidingzhe“tonghuajieshu”jigezi，youdianxiangxiao。
zenmeyigelianggede，douzhejiguawodianhua？
chenfengbingbuzhidao，hanjingliyijingtongguolonghualoudefuwuyuan，dazhipincouchulechenfengheneiliumangzhijiandemaodun，yezhidaoneiliumangtumouchenfengnvpengyou。
dantazuomengdoumeixiangdao，chenfengerhuabushuo，jiurangneiliumangyizugoudengshanglongchengxinwendekuazhangfangshi，yongyuanbishanglezui！
zuirangtagandaokongbudeshi，chenfenggenbenmeidasuantao，bingqiehaidayingmingtianqujianluzongcai。
tagenbenbupa，genbenmeidanghuishi！
jiezhe，hanjinglixiangqizijijintianshangwuduichenfengchuyanbuxun，zheirangtachadianerheniao！
万幸陈师父大度！
zheiyiwanshang，hanjinglimeishuihaojue，shengpazijizaishuimengzhong，sidebumingbubai。
chenfengduziyouxiee，zhunbeizhaodianerdongxichi。
叮铃铃——
电话第三次响起。
“wojintiankegoumanghuode……ng？shiyunyun！”
chenfengganmangjieqidianhua：“yunyun，nizainaer？nihaihaoma？”
dianhuaneibian，chuanlaitangyunxinxideshengyin：“feng！taihaole，nimeishiba？nizainaer？tamenyoumeiyoushanghaini？”
“womeishi，woyijingbajiekuandeshijiejuele，xianzaiwoshenshangmeiyouyidingdianzhaiwu，nifangxinba。”
tangyunzhangzhangdishuleyikouqi：“zheijiuhao，zheijiuhao，wojiuzhidao，niyidingmeiwenti！”
chenfengxiaolexiao，wen：“nini？nimamayijingzoule？woyihuierjiuhuiqu。”
tangyunkuxiaodao：“mei，womajintianyaozhuzheili，jiuweilefangzhenihuilai。wodazheitongdianhua，doushiyidaolajidangjiekou，chulaidade。feng，nijintiandezaiwaimianzhule，duibuqia，wojinidadianqian，niqukaigefangjianba。”
“biejiwodaqian，yunyun，congxianzaikaishi，zhinengyouwojinidaqian。”
“kenizhunaera？chishenmea？”
“wozhulonghualou，wanfanyezaineierjiejue。”
“hu，neijiuhao，heihei，wonanpengyouyeshizhulonghualoudedarenwule。”
tingdaozheihua，chenfengxinzhongyidang。
rangtangyunshoulezheimeduonianku，tahaidangwoshitadenanpengyou，tahaizaiweiwojiaoao！
陈丰脱口而出：
“yunyun，wanshangniyelailonghualouba，wodayingguoluoayi，rangnizhuhaozhai，kaihaoche，chidacan，woshuodaozuodaode！”
“jintian……buxing，mamahaoburongyilaiyitang，woyaopeipeimama，erqie……”
“而且？”
tangyunchouqidishuo：“womashuo，mingtianjiuanpaihaowogentajieshaodeneigerenjianmian，chenfeng，wobuxiangqu！wogaizenmeban？”
刘恒。
zheigemingzishanguochenfengdenaohai。
taqingshengwen：“yunyun，bieshangxin，mingtiannimenyuedingshenmeshihou，zainaerjianmian？”
“mingtianshangwushiyidianban，zaijunengdashafujindekafeiting。womashuo，neigerenmingtianzhenghaoyaoquluyunjituanbanliruzhishouxu，womarangwochenzheigejihuigentajianyimian，rangtashuangxilinmen，wo，wobuxiangbianchengbierendexi，wuwuwu——”
chenfengzhihen《kuitianjue》meiyousuodichengcundeshentong，tataixiangchongdaotangyunmianqian，weitacaganleishuile！
“yunyun，nibiedanxin，mingtianwoyehuiguoqu，haobuhao？”
“niyaolai？taihaole！wo，woyidingchuanshangzuihaokandeyifu，huazuipiaoliangdezhuang，woyaoweinidabandepiaopiaoliangliang！”
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