《rangwoshanglianzongwoyoudianfanguhenzhengchangba!》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshulesumingliruozaidajunjundebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。sumingliruoshigeputongren，dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi，jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。
cishidezhibojiannei，liruobagequhengchangwanhou，guanzhongzhijiezhaguole。
“yuanliangwomeiwenhua，zhinengyongwocao，laibiaodawocikedexinqingle~~~”
“liruozheicidehengchang，fangfojigequzhurulelinghunyiban，neizhongyonglandeganjue，feichangdezhiyu!zheishougesuiranmeiyourenhedegeci，danshitawanmeidebiaodaletaxiangyaobiaodadeqinggan”
“meixiangdao，wokanyidanglianzong，jingrannengjianzhengyishoushenqudedansheng!zheishougewobixuyaojiarugedan，taihaotingle。”
“wojuedingbazheishougejiaruwoshuiqianbitingqumudegedanzhong，youmeiyouhaoxinrenkeyigaosuzheishougejiaoshenme?”
ciyanyichu，biandedaoledaduoshurenderentong。
fenfenkaishiyaoqiujiemuzubagemingjifachulai。
daoyanlanyi，kandaoguanzhongdeqianglieyaoqiu，yijineimanpingmudeliwuhou，doushayanle。
tameixiangdao，liruojinjinzhishihengchangleyishougequ，jingrannengnongchuneimedadedongjing。
erqietayouyizhongyugan，neijiushizheijinjinzhishiqianzhao。
houxuzhiyaotashaojiayunzuoyifan，henyoukenenghuirangzheishouge，liandaizhejiemuhuochuquan!
yixiangdaozhei，tajiuyouxiexingfen，kanzhepingmuzhongdesuming，neishiyouaiyouhende。
sumingjitadailaidejingxishizaishitaiduole。
5000kuaiyiqi，jianzhiwuchaosuozhi。
....
gongyuannei，liruohengchangwanhou，yilianqidaidekanzhesuming。
“怎么样?”
sumingdianlediantou，haobulinsedekuajiangdao：“ng，feichangbucuo”
sumingshuozheihua，wanquanmeiyouyidiandeweixin。
liruodetianfushizaitaigaole，hezheishougedeshipeiduyefeichanggao，houxuzhiyaozaishaoweilianjibian，jiuyijingkeyipimeiyuanchangle。
liruodedaosumingdekendinghou，yezhangshulekouqi：“neijiuhao”
jiuzaizheishi，bianshangturanyouyidaoshengyinchuanlai：“xiaoguniang，zailaiyibian!”
liangrentingdaozheishengyinhou，bianchaozheshengyinsuozaidefangxiangkanqu。
xiayimiaoliangrendoulengleyihui，cishitamendezhouweiyijingweimanlemimimamaderenqun。
culveyikan，zhishaoyoushangbairen，haozailanyitiqiananpaileanbaotuandui，buranzheixieguanzhongshuobudingjiuyijingchongguolaile。
liruojinghudao：“tianna，shenmeshihoulaileneimeduoren!”
sumingkandaozheixieren，shuangyandunshiyiliang：“wocao，zheidoushiqianna!”
meidengliruofanyingguolai，tabiankandaosumingnazhejitahezizouxiangrenqun，bajitahezifangxiahou，youzoulehuilai。
“nizheishiganma?”liruobujiedewendao。
sumingxiaodao：“dengdashangbei，nizainunuli，duochangjishouge，jinwanzanmenjiunengjiacanle”
liruodaimengdekanzhesumingwendao：“a?nibuxuyaoshuoyisheng，huozheguayigepaima?”
sumingjiletayigefangxindeyanshen：“buxuyao，yiqiejinzaibuyanzhong，dongdedoudong!nijinguanchangjiushile”
“你不唱吗?”
sumingtanletanshou：“younizheixiaotianhouzai，wojiubucourenaole”
“...xingba”liruoyezaiyi，suishounaqileyigejita，bianxianchangdanchangleqilai。
zhibojiandefensimenkandaozheiyimu，liuxialexianmudeleishui。
“woxianzaifeiquxianchenghailaidejima，zheixieguanzhongxuezhuana!zheihemianfeitingyanchanghuiyoushaqubiea”
“genglipudeshi，zheihaishineichangpiaoa”
“wuwuwu，meiciruoruodeyanchanghui，wodouqiangbudaopiao，kandaozheiyimu，woxintaibengle”
dagaiguolebanxiaoshizuoyou，gedashejiaomeitishang，zaicichuxianleguanyuliruoderesou。
【tashilaijiushurenjiandetianshi】
【tianlaizhiyin，zhixuyaojiandandehengchangbiannengzhiyunidelinghun】
【黎若新歌!!!】
kandaodengshangtoutiaoderesou，chiguaqunzhongmen，yezaihaoqixindequshixiadiankailelianjie。
tingwanzhihou，wuyibufachuzantan。
“haotingdeyinlewangwangshijiandande，youruyoulanhuaxiang，dandande，ruoyouruowu，queshenrunaosui、qinrufeifu”
“zheishiwotingguozuibangdeyishouhengchang!wojuedeliruoyijingkeyizhaidiaoxiaotianhouzheigechengweile，xianzaiwomenyinggaichenghutaweitianhou!”
“zheishiyishoushiheananjingjingfadaideyinle，anyi，youya，rucichuncuidewenrou……jiurangyiqiezaijingmizhongxiaorongba!”
“wocongzheishougezhongtingchubuyiyangdeganjue，tarangwoxiangqilewoneiyijingguoshidemama”
“guandiaoshouji，gaihaobeizi，bishangshuangyan，ranhouzuogemeimeng，xinglaihou，xiwangdajiadounengwangjisuoyoudefanxinshi”
guanyuzheishougequdereduhaizaifajiaozhe。
yuelaiyueduoderentingdaozheishougequ，tamendoumomodezhuanzaidaolegedaduanshipinpingtaishang。
ercishisumingliangrenzhibojiandezaixianrenshu，yetupoleyibaiwanren!
houtaidelanyikandaozheishuju，yijingxiaodehebulongzuile。
tayagenjiumeiyoumairenhederesou，wanquanjiushiguanzhongzijidingshangqude。
erqieanzhaozheiredu，jingguoyiwanshangdefajiaohou，kongpahuigengjiadekongbu!
“zheisurenzhenhaoyonga!”
....
gongyuannei，cishideliruoyijingchanglejiangjinyixiaoshile。
yidishuidoumeihe，kandaoyonglantangzhedesuming，qideyayangyang。
lianmangzoushangqianwendao：“nibuchangma?”
“e..younizai，wocoushenmerenao”
liruoduleduzuibaoyuandao：“keshi，wodouchangleneimejiule，nihaodaiyelaibangwofendanyixiaya”
“aiya!nengzheduolaoma!”rangtachangge，meimen!
liruopielepiezui：“keshiwoxiangxiuxiyixiaya...erqiewokouhaokea”
sumingpailepaizijidenaomen，shuodao：“nikanzheishinaode，guaiwo!shiwobudongshile，mashangjinianpai!”
“nidenghuia，mashangjininqumaishui!”
liruokanzhesumingyaokailiuhou，talianmanghandao：“wobu!nijiwosankuaiqian，wozijimai!woyaoxiuxiyihui，nilaichang!”
qishixiangheshuizhishijiekou，tazhenshidexiangfashi，rangsumingbajintianzaoshangdegequjichangwan!
duiyutayigechangniankaiyanchanghuidereneryan，bieshuochangyigexiaoshile，jiusuanshizaichangyixiaoshitayenengtingdezhu。
“....”suminglengleyihui，tingdaoliruodeyaoqiu，tayishijianyebuhaofanboa。
bijingzheiliruoqueshichangletingjiule，xiuxiyixiayeshilisuoyingdangde。
keshirangtachangge，takendingshibuyuanyide。
sikaopiankehou，tamuguangkanxiangbianshangdesuonashang，naohaizhongbianyoulexiangfa。
sumingtaochuwukuaiqiandijiliruoshuodao：“re~neinizijiqumaiba，zaodianhuilaiha!”
liruojieguowukuaiqian，guaiqiaodedianlediantou，yanshentouluzheyiguxiaoyi“ngng~nikuaiquchangba”
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