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精彩章节

zaiwoxuanze“geshihua”qingganchoushenlikaineitian，zhenggehuangchengdoufengle。wenrouruyudetaizidianxia，

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1xitongxuanbugonglveduixianghaogandukazai99%neitian，shiwochuanyuedaozheigeshijiededishinian。

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jiangzhuyaojiaose——chengxiangdiedie、jiangjungege、yijitaiziweihunfulingchedehaogandudoushuadao100%，

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tahuopo、tiaotuo，mannaozidoushixiandairendexinqidianzi。tahuizuodangao，huichangliuxingge，

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”diediejidongdemiansetonghong，dangchangxuanbu，zheifenliwushitashoudaodezuihaodeshouli。

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dishengwendao：“zheitushangsuohui，kedoushizhende？ninaozili，haizangzheduoshaozheiyangdejingxi？

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”“wo，suqingyan，shigelaiziyishijiederenwuzhe。woderenwu，jiushihuodenimenbaifenzhibaidehaogandu。

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xiaoxinyiyidishitan：“ruguoyouyitian，wogaosunimen，wobushizhenzhengdesuqingyan，nimenhuizenmeban？

”tamendangshixiaozhemowodetou：“shahaizi，shuoshenmehuhuani？nijiushiwomendeqingyan。”yuanlai，

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tashiwodezhugonglveduixiang，shixitongpingdingzuilizhi、zuinangonglvederen。tahuixinma？

lingchechenmodizoudaowomianqian，tayadileshengyin，yuqilidaizheyisiwotingbudongdejinggao。“qingyan，

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tadeshoujiangzaibankong，suijiruowuqishidishouhui。“danshi，yongzheizhongfangshilaixiyinwodezhuyi，henyouzhi。

wobuxihuan。”tadunledun，shengyingengdilexie，jihushitiezhewodeerduoshuo。“guai，bienaole。

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】【jianglijiesuanzhong……tuolichengxuqidong，

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dantameiyouzhilitianxia，ershizaiqiongjinjuguozhili，yanjiuzhangshenghezhaohunzhishu。tayaofuhuoni。

】wozhouqilemei。【tazhuabulesuoyouchuanyuezhe，baokuonindepengyoulinfeierxuandingdeneigeshijiederenwuzhe，

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】linfeierzhenghaolaijiwosongxiawucha，tingdaozheihua，shoulidetuopan“kuangdang”yishengdiaozaidishang。“**！

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taxianzaizhishigehuosiren。zhenggeshijiedoulongzhaozaiyipianjuewangdesiqizhizhong，nengliangzhengzaikuaisuliushi。

】【shijieyidanbengkui，suoyouyuzhiguanliandezishijiedouhuishoudaoboji，baokuoninpengyousuozaideneigeshijie。

】linfeierdeliandoubaile。【suoyi，womenxiwangninnenghuiqu，wendingzhulingchedeqingxu，xiuzhengshijiexian。