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di6zhangshinianle，nikehaijidewo？
zheijuhuayichukou，rutongyidaojingleizaiyunlangtiannaozizhakaihua！
made，nizhaosi，dangandangzhewomianqianluzouwodeweihunqi？
“nishenmeyisi？zhaoqiumengshiwodeweihunqi，woshitadeweihunfu！nijiujingshishenmeren？chuxianzaizheilishihemude！zheijianshinibushuoqingchu，jintianbiexianglikaizheigemen！”yunlangtiankuangzhanuhouzhe。
“wohetadeshihou，nisuangepi？”handidandandao。
yunlangtianbei**defeidoukuaizhale，tawangxiangzhaoqiumengnudao：“zhaoqiumeng，nigenwoshuo，nijiujinghetayoumeiyou**？”
zhaoqiumengbeijinghedaole，youyulexujiu，tazhongyukaikoudao。
“langtianniyaoxiangxinwo！tacengjingzhuiqiuguowo，zhishiwoyizhimeiyoudayingta，xianzaitazhidaowoyaohenidinghunle，tagandaojidusuoyiguolaipohuaiwomendedinghun！langtianwoshuodedoushizhende，niyaoxinrenwo，wohetameiyourenheguanxi！”
zhaoqiumengjinjinwozheyunlangtiandeshou，yanshenchengkendeshuodao。
taxiangmingbaile，handihehanjiayijingchengweileguoqu，yunjiacaiyougengdadejiazhi，taningyuanzuogeyunjiadedashaonainai，suirantaduihandiyousuonianxiang，danshitayebuyuanyihuozaiguoqudexuhuanzhizhong。
genghekuang，rujindehandiyiwusuoyou，tayouneiyidianbideshangyouwodeyunlangtianni？
handikanzhezhaoqiumengdebiaoxian，taxinlijincundewenrezhongyuhaishixiaoliangle。
zhaoqiumeng，nizhongyuhaishizuochulejuedingma？
wohandi，zhendejiuzheimenankan？zheimepeibushangnima？
yunlangtianwenyan，turanfangshengdaxiao，lianshangfuxiandeyideshense。
“meixiangdaojiushigesichanlandadehuosea！wohaiyiweiniyouduodabenshi？niyiweipingjiesanyanliangyujiunengtiaobowoheqiumengdeguanxima？niyiweiwohuitingxinnidehuarangdinghunyantingzhima？wogaosuni，nizheizhonglajihuose，yongyuandoupeibushangqiumeng！”
“niwangtuzhuishangqiumeng，nijiushiyitiaogou，yitiaojikuaigutoujiuyaoweiqiliandeyegou，yitiaosuiyidasidouwurenguowendegou！zaizheili，wojiushiniesini，yemeiyourenherenhuizhizewo！yinweini，liangoudouburu！”
yunlangtianzhizhehandidebizi，pokoudama，hanchanglinli！
“wobuxihuanyourenzhizhewodelian。”
语罢，韩帝冷冷道。
yunlangtianlianshangfuxianguaiyideshense，tahuodaozheimeda，jingrandiyiciyourenganzaitademianqianshuochuzheizhonghua！
buxihuanyourenzhizhetadelian？
“haha，womeitingcuoba！jiupingni，ganyongzheizhongyuqigenwoshuohua？nidangnishishenmeren，tianwanglaozihaishiyudipusa？wogaosuni，wobujinzhizhenidelian，xianzaiwohaiyaobanijirengchuqu！”
“lairen，jiwojiangzheigeguyilaidaoluanderenqingsaochuqu，woheqiumengdedinghunyanbuhuanyingzheizhongren！”
yunlangtianyishuaishouwan，lishenghechidao。
henkuai，yiqunzhengqiyousudebaobiaomenweileshanglai，meigerendoushihubeixiongyao，kanshangquweimengwubi，zhanlishizu。
yigenituizifushenzaiyunlangtiandeerbian。
“tiange，jinzunnindefenfu，xiaodeyijingmiqiediaochalezheigenianqingrendeshenfen。xiaodefaxianzheirenbushijiangchengbendiren，erqiejintianhaishicongchengnandepojiulaohuochezhanchulaide，gujitajiushiwaimiandagonghuilaidedagongzi！”
“zheizhongrenzaijiangchengwuqinwugu，genwaimianneixiesanliuhunhun，youhunyeguichabuduo，yaoshitiangexinlibushufudehua，xiaodekeyidailao，titiangexiaochuyigexinbingna！”
nituizichanxiaozhe，buduandeayuxianyinqin。
yunlangtianmizheyan，zuijiaoluchuyimoxiexiao。
“heng！yuanlaishiyigeshehuidicenglajia，wohaiyiweiniyifuyoushiwukongdemoyang，nenggouduodadelaitou！ganqingdoushizhuangchulaidea！”
“xiaozi，tingdaomeiyou？wodemazijiukeyiqingyirangnixiaoshi。heng，nihaibuzhidewochushouduifu，dongnizhenshizanglewodeshou！”
yunlangtianlengxiaoyisheng，shiyinituizidongshou。
zongranshizheizhongchangmianxia，handiyijiufengqingyundandezuozaiweizhishang，tafangxiashoubiandecicha，beineichashuibanzhan，weiweimaotengdeqingyan。
“chasuibucuo，kezheiren，jiubuzenmeyangle。”
handizhanleqilai，rutonggaosongweiedejunlingyiban，handifukanzheyunlangtian，heranbitagaochuyigetou，rutongshenchuixiademuguang。
yunlangtianxinlimomingdeyongxianchuyaligan，mianduihandi，tapingshengdiyicijingranchuxianlebuzixin？
“woqianleqiumengshinian。suoyi，yinweizheishiqiumengdedinghunyan，wobenbuxiangreshi，wojinlibuqureshi。”
“buguozheibingbudaibiaowopashi。”
“yunjia，henlihaima？”
handiturandingzheyunlangtian，yunlangtianganjuebeikongbudedongxidingshangyiban，hunshenbuzizai。
“feihua，nizheizhongxiangbalaobuzhidaoyunjiayehenzhengchang！xiangwomenjingdouyunjiazaibeifanghedengqiangda，gefangdeqianglongjiandaowomendoudebigongbijing，maishangjifenmianzi！suanle，gennizheizhongdicengrenshuoniyebuhuimingbai，nizhixuyaoqingchu，zhiyaoyunjiaxiang，maixiazheijishigezhaojiachuochuoyouyu！”yunlangtianaoranwubi。
pangbiandezhaoqiumengwenyan，lianseyouxienankan，danshibukefourenyunlangtianshuodequeshishizhenhua。
“e，yuanlaishizheiyang。”
“jiranruci，yunjia，keyibuyongcunzaile。”handidandandao。
handidebiaoqingyijiulengmo，congtadeyuqizhizhongkeyikanchu，tashuozheihuashiyizhongjiqikendingdeyuqi。
zheimeyigenianqingren，jiujingshishenmejitadeyongqi？wushurenxinliyongxianhaoqi。
yunlangtianchadianbeizijidekoushuiyezhule！tameitingcuoba，yanqiandezheigerenjingranshuozheizhonghua？zheirenshibushinaoziyouwentihaishishenzhibuqing？yunlangtianshenzhihuaiyihandishibushigangcongjingshenbingyiyuanpaochulaideshenjingbing。
“hahaha！zheishiwozheijiniantingguodezuihaoxiaodexiaohuale！xiangrangwoyunjiabuyongcunzai？nizhidaoduoshaorenxiangyaowoyunjiafumie，danshitamendoumeiyouzuodaoma？”
“nijuedenipingshenmebineixierengengqiang？xiaozi，chuiniubiyeyougexiandu，xiangnizheizhongzhihuilunweixiaobinga！gewei，nimenshuoshibushi？”yunlangtianyishunjianjuedehandishenzhihaitingkeaide。
“哈哈哈！”
“zheigenianqingrenzhenyouyisi，wokantazhangdexianggaoxuelidemoyang，zenmeshuochudehuazheimemeiyounaozini？”
“jiushia，yunjiayijingshiduoniandedajiazule，jiadayeda，jichuhoushi，xiangyaobandaoyunjia，zheiwuyishichirenshuomengdexiaohuabale！”
“......”
junnanmeinvmenhaobulinsetamendejixiao，zaitamenkanlai，dinghunyandekaishihainenggouxinshangyichuxiju，suandeshangshishenghuodediaoji。
handiyijiumianwubiaoqing，bubeirenhedechaofenghejixiaosuoyingxiang。
“di”zhengzhanshinian，zaoyuguowushudedaji，wushudirendemanmahechaoxiao，danshizuizhong，“di”pingjiezheiyishuangquantou，rangsuoyoudedirenquanbu，qieyongyuandebishanglezui！
“langtian！jiaonihanqiumengguolai，nizaiganshenme？zheijiuniduidaibinkedetaiduma？hunxiaozi，ganjinjiwogunguolai！”
yunxueyaoheranchuxianzaiyunlangtiandeshenhou，duizheyunlangtianyishengdahe。
“die！zheixiaozijiushiguyijiaoluanerzidinghunyande，woxianzaiyaobaxianzarendengqinglichuqu！”
“hunao！laizhejieshike！qinengyouzhenihunao！nidaizheqiumengxianxingzhunbeiqu，yihuidinghunyanyaokaishile！zheiliwolaichuli！”
yunxueyaozhouzhemeitou，yunlangtianyaozheyafenfendehengleyiyanhandi。
“nijiwodengzhe，dinghunyanjieshuzhihou，niwodezhangjixusuan！”
congkanjianhandidediyiyan，yunxueyaojiuyouyizhongxinjideganjue，zheishitanianzhangjishiniandeyueligaosuta，yanqiandezheigenanren，laizheshibifeifan！
handideshenshangyouyizhongdiwangbandeqizhi，yunxueyaozaitademianqianjingranhuichuxianbuzijuexiangyaoqingdaodezitai。
yaozhidao，yunxueyaokeshibeifangyunjiazhizhua！
yunjiazaizhongrenyanli，neikeshiyunduanbandecunzai，xiangshouwushurendezunjinghechongjing。
danjiushizheizhongcunzaiderenwu，mianduihandideshihou，buyouzhongdehuichanshengqingfudeganjue。
“xiaoxiongdikanshangquyouxieyansheng，buzhicongheerlai，youshihejiadeshaoyeni？”yunxueyaoshangqianshitandao。
handiweiweitaiyan，zhangzuishuodao：“yaozhaoyaoxingguolai。”
yunxueyaoyuanbenlianshangxiaorongyixianingjiele，tayijinggoujizheirenmianzile，meixiangdaozheirenzhijielidoubulita，zhangzuijiuyaozhaoyaoxingguolai。
zheishiyiweizhetahaiburuzhaoyaoxingdehuayuquangaoma？suoyizheishi**luodeqingshita？
yunxueyaonabuzhunhandideshenfen，yinzhelianshiyizhaoyaoxingguolai。
zhaoyaoxingjianzhuang，lianmangxiaobupaoleguolai，qikouweichuandewendao：“qinjiajiaowoyouheshi？”
云学尧指着韩帝。
handiqiahaotaitou，yingshangzhaoyaoxingdeyanshen。
“zhaoshu，shinianle，nikehaijidewo？”
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