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datangzhangan，wudeliunian。
夜晚的宫殿内。
zhiyousisuidejunwanglikezuozaizhuoanqian，xiaoxiaodeshouchengzhenaodai，yilianshengwukelian。
“haohaodechizhefan，zenmejiuchuanyueleni？”
tahuayingangluo，yidaojixiedeshengyinjiuzaitanaozhongxiangqi。
【chenggongjiancedaosuzhu，yiweisuzhubangdingxionghaizixitong】
tingdaoxitongbinglengjixiedeshengyin，likeqidechadianxiangxianzhuozi。
haoburongyijieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishi，zheixionghaizixitongyoushishenmegui？
“guixitongnizahuishi？bierenbushibaobingtucheng，jiushichoutianshikuojianjiangtu，zenmedaowozheijiuchengxionghaizile？niduiwoshiyouduoshendeeyi？！”
likebiaoshifeichangdebumanyi。
ranerxitongquebuniaota，jixuwoxingwosu。
【xitongchenggongjihuo，fafangxinshoulibao：jianglichuanguoyuxiyimei！】
“chuanguoyuxi？”likeyileng，xuanjikuangxi。
“ahahahahaha！zheishiyaorangwodangtianzilema？yichaochuanyue，woguoranchengletianxuanzhiren。”
likexingfendebuxing，ganjindakailechuanguoyuxidezuoyongjieshao。
【chuanguoyuxi：shoumingyutianjishouyongchang，qinshihuangyingzhengchuanxialaideguobao，jijuxiangzhengyiyi。】
【tezheng：jianguwufacuihui！】
kanzhemianbanshangjianjiedeliangxingwenzi，likemengbile。
啊咧？
jiu……jiujilegexiangzhengyiyi，ranhoujiujianguwubi？
guizhidaoxiangzhengyiyinengyonglaigansha……
“xitong，zheishishayisi？zheiyuxinandaochulejianyingmeibiedezuoyonglema？”
likexindirenranbuyuanyifangqizuihouyisizhengzhadexiwang，duixitongfachuzhiwen。
ranerxitongyagenmeiyoudalitadeyisi。
【paifaxinshourenwu：qingsuzhuyongchuanguoyuxizahetao。】
？？？
李恪直接懵逼了。
“xitong，suoyinijiwogetingqilaitingniubaidechuanshizhibao，jiushirangwonalaizahetaodema？”
likezaiciganshoudaolexitongduizijideshensheneyi，shenzhiyiduchanshengleziwohuaiyi。
然而。
【suzhuruguojujuewanchengxitongrenwu，huozherenwuwanchengshibai，suzhujiangbeixitongchuming，congzheigeshijiexiaoshi。】
likeyixi，huiqujixudangwanshibugongdefuerdaiyetinghaode：“xitong，yisishirangwohuiquqianshima？”
【bushi，shicongzheigeshijieshangxiaoshi，diqiushangmeiyounizheigerenchuxianguodehenji。】
***！
够狠！
likeganmangrensong：“meiyoumeiyou，wojiushiwenwen，wenwen。”
xiangjiaoyubeichuming，tajuedenayuxizagehetaoyagenjiubusuangeshi。
fanzhengxitongshuolezheiwanyihenjianying，youzabuhuai。
“lairen！”likehanleyisheng。
jimiaohou，yigemianrongqingxiudegongnvcaizhexiaosuibu，wanyaocongcongpaolejinlai。
gongnvfushendao：“xiaodianxiayouhefenfu？”
likexiaoshouyihui，shengyinnaishengnaiqi，shentaiquepoyouyifulaoqihengqiudezitai：“niqujiwoduanyipanhetaoguolai。”
gongnvyileng，manlianmengbi：“xiaodianxia，nubibuzhidianxiakouzhonghetaosuoweihewu，kefouxiangxigaozhi？”
嗯哼？
唐朝没有核桃吗？
那这个任务怎么办？
“wojiuzhidao，xitongderenwuzenmekenengneimerongyiwancheng……”
likezhangtanyikouqi，youjigongnvxingrongleliangju，houlaizhijienabihualeyixiahetaodedazhixingzhuang，gongnvcaiyikanleran。
“aya，xiaodianxiashuodezheishihutaoba？xiaodianxia，zheidongxibujiaohetao，jiaohutaoe，gongzhongjiuyou，xiaodianxiashixianzaijiuyaoma？”
likecaibuguantashihutaohaishihetaoni，bailebaishou：“ng，nikuaiqujiwonalaiba。”
gongnvwenyanweiweigongshen：“shi！xiaodianxiahaiqingshaohou，nubizheijiuquna！”
shuowan，xiaogongnvcaizhexiaosuibuyiliuyanchulegongdian。
dengtalikaihou，likekaishizaizijideqingonglizhuanquan。
rumuzhichu，chulechuangjiushishu，chuleshujiushipenzai……
“gurenshenghuozheimewuqudema？”
likebaiwuliaolaidehuidaozhuobian，baoqichuanguoyuxikaishiyanjiuleqilai。
“zheiwanyieryiqiantinglishilaoshishuoshiheshibizuode，ze，caizhikanqilaiyebuxiangshiyua，zenmexiangshihuagangyandeshitouni？zheiquedingjianbukecui？zabuhuai？”
yidaonvshenglijizaitanaozhongxiangqi：zhendema？wobuxin！
likedianlediantou：woyebutaixin。
tayanzhuzigululuyizhuan，baozhechuanguoyuxizhanqilai，huanshiyizhou，miaozhunwuneiqihongdezhuzi，zhunbeinayuxidanglebiaoqiangshi，jieguorentaixiaoliqibugou。
“砰！”
yuxizhijieluozaileguangjiededimianshang。
chenmendezadishengyintingdelikeshuangxiabadouchulaile。
tameitouweitiao，fanguoyuxiyikan，yuxiwanhaoruchu，liangehenjidoumeiyou。
“zezeze，qinshihuangdewanyi，guoranyoudiandongxia。”
tawanxindunqi，jixushiyan。
huokao，chuiji，rengqianqiu，yitongzhetengxialai，chuanguoyuxidoumeiyousihaodebianhua。
“zheiwanyitiezuodeba……”
likeduishouzhongdechuanguoyuxishiqulexingqu。
“xiaogongnvqunagehetaozenmezheimeman，caiquhetaoshushangqiaoqulema？”
tayigerenzhilengzaishuanqian，baiwuliaolaidekouqilezhijia。
tangchaomeiyoushouji，meiyoudiannao，meiyouyouxi，meiyouwanju……
好无聊啊！！！
likexiandefafeng，wuyijianyanjiaopiedaozhuobianyitazhimobiyan，shunjianliangyanfangguangzuozhishenti。
“youxieshijianmeihuaguoguohuale，lairangbendayeluyishou。”likeshuliandetiqimaobi，kaishiyanmo，zaixuanzhishanggouqilexiantiao。
shoubizhihou，yifuqibaishideshuimoxiatuyueranyuzhishang。
qibaishideshuimoxiahua，yinweililiangbugoudeyuanyingouranxiantiaoyoudianzhinen，danshikanqilaiyiranxuxurusheng。
“ng，suirantuibuleyidian，danhaisuannengnadechushou。”
likemanyidedianlediantou。
taqianshikeshiwusuijiukaishilianxihuizhiguohua，yizhihualeshijinian，suishuobushidashi，danzaiguohuazaoyishinage，yeshidelejifendashishenyunde。
放下毛笔。
quezongjuedezheifuhuahaishishaoledianshenme。
sisuoliangjiu，huangrandawu。
没有落章！
likemuguangluoxianglezhuobiandechuanguoyuxi。
“zheidongxishiwodele，yinggainengdangwodeyinzhangshiyongleba？”
naodaigangyixiangdao，likedeshouyijingshenchu。
tabaoqichuanguoyuxizaiyinnishangchuoleyixia，zaixiehaozitidexuanzhijiaoluoanxialexiaqu。
shoumingyutian，jishouyongchang！
“ng~zheicaiyouchuanshizhidazuodebigea。”likekanzheshouxiaxuanzhishangdehuazuo，manyidedianlediantou。
jiuzaizheishi，menwaituranxiangqiyizhenjiaobusheng。
lishiminheyangfeituimenzoulejinlai。
“keer，zailianzima？”lishiminkanlikemianqiantanzhexuanzhi，lianshanggualejisixiaoyi。
likezaizhuohoutaiqitou，naishengnaiqidao：“meiyou，suibianhualeyifuhuadafashijianni。”
lishiminjiantameiqishenyemeishengqi，raodaozhuoanqian，ruyanjiushiyifushuimoxiahuatu。
“nizheihuadeshishenmedongxi？”
“嘶……”
“这画！”
lishimindaochouyikouliangqi，taitoukanxianglike，yandiquanshixinxizhise。
“keer，zheishangmiandedongxi，shinihuadema？”
likedianlediantou：“duia，huadeshixia，mojidoumeiganni。”
lishiminyikan，guozhenshimojiweigan。
suirantabuzhidaolikekouzhongdexiaweihewu，danshineixuxurushengdeshuimotuan，fangfosuishidounengyuechuzhimianchengweihuowu，rangtaxinjingxiwanfen。
“hahaha！haohaohao！”
“wuertianzongqicai，shigekezaozhicaia！”
lishiminxiaodeliangyandouchengyitiaofengle，xinqingbucuodejianglikeyibacongzhuohoubaoleqilai。
大脸就要往上来凑。
likedunshitongkongdizhen，xiaoshouhaobuyouyudeanzailelierdelianshang，hunshenxiemanlejujue。
“buyao！”likeyilianxianqidefenlizhengzha。
weileshenghuo，takeyijieshouxitongdewuliqunao。
yekeyijieshouzijicongyigexueqifanggangdeqichinanerbianchengsisuinaiwa。
shenzhiruguoyoubiyao，takeyizaiyangfeihuailisajiaomaimeng。
danjueduijueduijueduibunengjieshou，beilishiminzheigehuzilachadelaonanrentielian！！！
lishiminbeiliketuikai，lianshangyoudianguabuzhudeganga。
“zheixiaozi，zhenmeixianniyilianbiti，nidaoshihaixianqishangzhenle。”
shuowan，lishimindaoyemeizaijijiao。
tafangxialike，chaoyangfeizhaolezhaoshou：“aifeikuailaikan！”
yangfeiyilianhuyidezouleguoqu：“zenmelebixia？keerhuadehuahenhaoma？”
lishimindanxiaobuyu，zhishikanzhexuanzhishangdejizhixiayizhendeyi。
“zhendeerzinver，guorangegedoushirenzhonglongfeng！nikankanzheifushuimohuabujude，zaikankanzheishangmianhuadexia！”
yangfeicouguoquyikan，yeluchulejingchadeshense。
“zheihuazhongzhiwu……huopo，lingdong，fangruoyoushengmingyiban！erqiezheihua，jingranbutongyurujinrenhezuohualiupai！”
lishiminwenyangengjiadeyidelvzhehuxu。
“neishiziran，keershizhendeerzi，tanengchama？”
yangfeikanzhelishimin，youxiejiaoxiudewuzuixiaole。
likezaipangbiankanyifanbaiyan。
zhenzhenshilenglengdebingyuzailianshanghuluandepai，lenglengdegouliangzaizuilihuluandesai……
bushishuogurenshuohuahanxuma？
神特么的含蓄！
突然！
“yi？zheigeyinjishangdezihaoxiang……budui！zhei……zheihaoxiangshibixiayuxideyina！”
yangfeikanzhexuanzhijiaoluodeyinji，lianshangshenseshunjianbianle。
李世民一愣。
“shima？zhendeyinzhangbushizaiyushufangma？zhengangcaipizouzhangdeshihouhaiyongleni。”
shuozhe，tayekanxianglelikezheifuhuaxuanzhidejiaoluo，neizhuhongdeyinzhangshang。
一看。
脸色顿时飓变。
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