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keshi,tahaimeiyouchumen,ningxindeershenlinxiulianjiulaile。
linxiulianyijinmenjiudeyidixiaodao:“dasao,gaosunigetiandadehaoxiaoxi,huanhuanyaojiaruhaomenle!”
tingdaolinxiuliandehua,yujinqiudunshiliansechenlexialai。
tahaiyiweishishenmehaoxiaoxi,yuanlaishilaitajiaxianbailaile。
“nagehaomena?”yujinqiumanbujingxindiwendao,“yigegedoushuozijishihaomen,nayouneimeduohaomen?”
linxiulianxiaohehedishuodao:“jiangdaojinizhidaoba?yangchengyoumingdedafuhao,shenjiajishiyi。”
“a?”yujinqiuguyidengdaleyanjing,“jiangdaojidoukuailiushile,niranghuanhuanjiajiyigezaolaotouzi?jiusuanhuanhuanyuanyi,jiangdaojilaopohaimeisini,jiaguoquzuoxiaoa?”
“pei,shenmezuoxiao,shijiajitadeerzijiangshaocheng!”linxiulianhengdao。
“hehe!”yujinqiuxiaolexiao,“neihaitingbucuode。”
kandaolinxiuliandeyideshenqing,tadexinzhongrenbuzhuyisuan。
jiunineiwaigualiezaobandenver,jiangshaochengshiyanxialema?
weishenmewonverbininverqiangbaibei,quezhinengheyigeshazihaozaiyiqi?
“houtianzaimingzhujiudianhejiangjiajianmian,nimenjiazuoweiqinshu,daoshihoukeyidingyaodaoa!nenggouhezheiyangdejiazupanshangqinqi,keshiwomenningjiaderongxing。daoshihounimenjiayegenzhewomenguoqujianjianshimian,zhanzhanwomenjiadefuqi。”linxiulianxiaohehedikanzheyujinqiu。
yujinqiujichuxiaorongshuodao:“yidingdao,yidingdao!”
shijishang,tadexinzhongzaianmalinxiulian。
yaobushidangchulinxiulianyekandaotazhuangrenle,tazenmekenengbalongyinjiuqilai?linxiulianyizhihetabuduifu,babudezhaodaojihuibatanongdaojinqu,ranhounadaojiazugongsidejichengquan。
tayouzenmekenengjilinxiulianzheigejihui?
weilerangwairenkandaotamenduilongyinduohao,shenzhitahairentongbanverjiajilelongyin。
dangran,neidoushijiwairenkande,shijishanglongyingenbenjiumeiyouheningxinyuanfang。
zuoweimuqin,tazenmekenengbayigeshazisaijinver?
bamingshengwanliuzhule,taoguolefalvzeren,shiqingdanhuayihou,tadangranshihenbudelikechudiaolongyin。
“womenjiashishilaiyunzhuanle。”linxiulianxiaodao,“daoshinimenjia,juranshouliuyigeshazi。duile,neishazipaodaoshenmedifangqule?”
yujinqiulikechenxiaodao:“shenmeshazi,neishiwonvxu!wonvxubuguoshimeiyouhuifujiyi,dengdaowonvxuhuifujiyiyihou,shuobudingshishenmedalaobanni!taya,xianzaidongshihenduole,qubangwoshouqianqule。wogujitayaobuleduojiujiuhuifujiyile,shuobudingshimougejiazudedagongzini!”
linxiulianbuyoudepucixiaolechulai,hahadaxiaodao:“dasao,nizheibairimengzuodeyetaimeimenle。haiyou,nirangyigeshaziqushouqian?tayigeshaziyaoshinenggoubaqianshouhuilai,wojiujiniketou。”
tadehuacaiganggangshuowan,longyindeshengyinzaimenwaixiangqi:“ma,wohuilaile!”
yujinqiudunshiliansetieqing,zheigaisideshazizenmemeisizaiwaimian?zaobuhuilai,wanbuhuilai,xianzaizhenghaobeilinxiulianzhuangdao,zheibushijilelinxiulianxiluotadejihui,rangtalianshanggengjianankanma?
“xiulian,limianzuo,wojipaobeicancha!”yujinqiuzhuangzhemeiyoutingdaolongyindeshengyin,reqingdizhaohuqilinxiulianlai。
linxiulianyiweishenzhangdishuodao:“wogangcaihaoxiangtingdaonijiashazideshengyin,ganjinkaimenkankantashouleduoshaoqianhuilaia!”
“shima?”yujinqiuzheicaibudebuqukaimen,“ya,yuanlaihaizhendeshilongyinzaiwaimianni,dianshishangtaidadoumeitingqingchu!longyin,kuaijinlai,aiyo,nizheizenmenongchengzheigeyangzi?ganjinqubayifuhuanle,nishentibuhao,quhaohaoshuiyijue!”
talazhelongyinjiuyaotuijinwoshiquguanqilai,miandelinxiulianjietifahui。
“bieya,nibushirangtaqushouqianqulema?”linxiulianxiaoxixidishuodao,“longyin,qianshouhuilailema?youmeiyouzaiwaimianniaokuzia?”
longyinanma,nitamacainiaokuzi。
tabuguoshiyoushihouhuitoutong、jinghe,youbushishenghuobunengzili,haizhendedangtashazile?
yujinqiulianseyinchenbushuohua,xinzhongzaianzifahen,denghuijiuyaolongyinhaokan。
tazhidao,jintiankendingyouyaobeilinxiulianxiluole。
“ma,baosihaihaizanmenqianle,zheishizhipiao,qingninguomu。”longyinweixiaozhebazhipiaodijileyujinqiu。
yujinqiurenbuzhuyileng,baqianshouhuilaile?
linxiulianyeshirenbuzhuyileng,zheishazibaqianshouhuilaile?zenmekeneng?
“yo,zhendeshizhipiaoni,naguolaijiershenkankan。”linxiulianjieguozhipiao,kanqingshuziyihou,renbuzhujinghudao:“wubaiwan?”
yujinqiuyeshijingxileyixia,kandaozhipiaoshangdeshuzi,tabuyoudeliansechenlexialai,zhuanshunyouhahadaxiaodao:“haonvxu,zhenshiwodehaonvxu!youlewubaiwan,womenjiayekeyihuanyitaodafangzile。xiuliana,daoshihouwomenbanjia,niyidingyaoguolaia!duile,xiuliannigangcaishuoyaoshilongyinnenggoubaqianshouhuilai,nijiuyaoshenmelaizhe?”
linxiulianliansebiandeyouxiejiangying,tazenmezhidaolongyinzhendebaqianshouhuilaile?
“zheizhipiaoshibushizhendehaibuzhidaoni!”linxiulianhengdao,“wubaiwanzenmele?wonvxushenjiayiwan,nihaohaoshushuduoshaogewubaiwan?haole,wohaiyoushi,jiuxianzoule。”
yujinqiuzhidaozhipiaoyouwenti,tayemeiyouguofenbipolinxiulian。
dengdaolinxiulianyizou,yujinqiudunshiliansetieqingdikanzhelongyin,hedao:“jiwogunguolaiguixia!”
longyincuoedishuodao:“ma,youzenmele?”
yujinqiunuhedao:“nizheigefeiwu,jurandouxuehuizaojiale,keshinilianzaojiadouburenzhenyidian!”
longyinyouxiewuyudishuodao:“zheishizhende。”
“zhende?”yujinqiuyigezhitouchuozailongyindeetoushang,“baosihaiqianwomendeshiliangbaiwan,nidengdayanjingkankanzheishiduoshao......talianliangbaiwandoubuxiangji,huijiniwubaiwan?nizheitouzhu......nibizhuhaiburu,zhenshibaiyangnile。”
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“bian,nijixujiwobian!”yujinqiuhenhendishuodao,“ganjingunqubayifuxile!”
baosihaishenmeren?nenggouhaiqiantajiujuedeshitianxingle,hailixi?
buguoxiangdaolongyingangcaijitazhengguangle,tayemeiyoushuoshenme,bazhipiaosuishourengjinlajitong,qihenghengdizoule。
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