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精彩章节

jinghecha，ciciwentixiyinshuangfangqingganjiaoliuhuanjieshendubugoudaozhi，wofangjiangzishengzichazijiu，

laolaoluoshilingdaozhishiyaoqiu，dujueleisiqingkuangzaifasheng。xiantexianglingdaoshenqinghuigang。tuofou，qingpishi。

——liuzhongqingkanzhesirenyouxianglishoudaodexinjian，wolenglengdichouleyixiazuijiao。

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zhijianweiweishanghua。weixinlixinxinkeaizhuzhutouxiangduihuakuangzhishang，shishangsidehongdianxiaoxi。「xiaoliu，

wohenkanhaonidea。」「nikannizheicikeshiyouhendajihuishangande。」「zheishizhangchutawaishengnv，

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liuzhongqingmamudikanzhelianzhedanlaidelvpaopao，zheizhongshiqingyebushidiyicile。bijingtashenxinggaotiao，

zhangxiangqingxiu，zuoshiyouwenzhongkaopu，xueliyebucha。yiqiantadouhuijujuede。dansannian，

tazhendekandaoguotaiduotaiduo。「hahaha，xiaoliuyaoqiuhaibudia。」「kanlaishi**xintaiduole。」

naohailixiangqicengjingqianxianrendezhongzhonghuayu。tamenjianxingjianyuandeshenyingyijiriyijiashendeshuligan。

liuzhongqingguishishenchaditianjialeshangsituilaideweixin。ranhouxinxudishandiaoneijijuliaotianjilu，

haibuwangheyikoujiuyayajing。xintouxianghuoshaobanzhuore。3shenyeyiyunwanshangjiudiansishiwufen。

liuzhongqingruqihuilai，wokaixindiguoqu，yirujiwangdilaileyigedadadeyongbao。denglesanmiao，

shuxidedashoumeiyouloushangwodeyao。「leileba~~wojinijianletudou……」「nichiba，

woxiangxixishuile。」huahaimeishuowan，jiubeiliuzhongqingdaduanle。wolengzaileyuandi，youshouzhijianbuandiqingzhan。

zheishidiyici。woshensefuzadiwangxiangzouhuifangjian，kanzhenahuanxiyifudegaotingshenying，

momodizouxiangcanzhuobaneisucuishizhongdetudoubingyikouyikoutunxia。kanlaigongzuoshangyudaolenanshi，

yixiangpiqihaodeliuzhongqingdoumeinaizhupixing。「ai。」wokunaodituozhesaibangzi，yaozenmecainengbangdaotani。

meiqian、meibeijing、meirenmaide。tafuzezhaoshangde，zhinengbangtaxiangxiangwuyequhuafanganhejiangbujizhile。

zheidianxiaochaqubingmeiyouyingxiangwo。bijingzaiyiqisannianle，zheidianbaorongdudoumeiyou，haizenmezaijianghulihuna。

xiaohua，powaibaokebushineimehaodangde。wohengzhexiaoquerxihaowankuai，dengliuzhongqingxihaozaojiuxunsujiewei。

zheiyangreshuijiubuyongzaishaole。woxihaozaodeshihou，liuzhongqingyijingchenchendishuiqu。

zheixiaozihaishihegangbiyeyiyang，shuijuebubashoujixiping。woqiaoqiaodinaqitashouji，

tashangsidehongdiandianmeiyouxiaodiao，yingruyandideshiyiju：「liaoshanglema？」shijianshibangezhongqian，

neijiushiwogangxizaodeshihou。kanlaijintianshihenleile，shuizhedeneimekuai。xidiaoshoujipingmu，

woxintengdilouzhuliuzhongqingdeyaoshen，bishangyanjinrushuimianzhuangtai。danwobuzhidaodeshi。heiyezhong，

zhenbianrenhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。ruguodiankailiaotiankuangdehua，huifaxianshangyijuhuashi，tingtingshigehaoguniang。

liuzhongqingkusedichelechezuijiao，tagaiweizheifenxinrengandaokaixinni，haishizaoxinni。xiguanxingdejudong，

rangtameiyouguandiaoshouji。xinxinnaqishoujideshihou，taxinliyijin，yiweihuijiuzheiyangjiangshiqingdianpo。

baozhejiuzheiyangbadexintai，tabishangyanjingzhuangshui。meixiangdao。liuzhongqingbeiliedichuixiayanjian，yaobujiuzheiyangba。

tahaimeinengwanquansheqizheifenjiayibandewennuan，danyequeshishiyouxieyanjuanle。zhishifengchangzuoxieryi。

xinxinzhihuishitajiehundeweiyixuanze。4zhichanganliudiertianxinglaideshihou，lingyicechuangdanyimanshiliangyi。

「qizheimezao。」woziyanziyudiguqilai，kanleyanchuangtoudeshizhong，caiqidian。suanniao，

zijishuibaolecaishizhendehao。meimeiditiaoleyitaoootd，

tishangyichengbubiandeshenlansegongwenbaojiuzheimeyingzheniannidetianqishangbanqule。「xiaoxina，

zuijinquliyaokaigedaxingdezhaoshangtuijiehui。」「zheicidezhaoshangpptyaowomenzuchu。」

「zheishibenbupingdiaodexiaoxu，zheicipptwoxiangrangtafuze，danshini……」woyixinxiaandaobuhao，

zhei**hukanlaishiyaohaowoyangmaodejiezou。guoran，zhuguanshuangyanyimixiaoxixidishuangshouyibao，

zhangzuijiushixiangyiquandazaitalianshang。「tahaibushuxizhaoshangdedongxi，nidaizhetazuoba，zhidianzhidian。」

「yaorenzhenzhidiana，zheiguanhuzhewomenzudemingsheng，guanhuzhewomenqudemianzi，zheikeshidarenwu。」

「haiyouneiyanjianggaonilaifuzeba，wohenkanhaonide。」xinlitouyiwanpi**paoguo，

zheimeiyijuhuafanyixialai。zheigegongzuohenzhongyao，nishishijifuzeren，zheishenmexiaoxulaiguaming。

zuodehaosuantade，zuobuhaosuanwode。heheda，ruheni，neiyouzen。wonengzenmeban，

neidangranshizhinengliuhenliuhenliuhenle。buguo，zheijianshidaoyeyouzhideqidaidedifang。zheizhongdahui，

liuzhongqingyinggaiyehuicanjiadeba，daoshihoushuobudingkeyiyiqixiabanhuijia。ganghaoyejiezheicijihui，

lejieduodianxinxi，jineixiaozizuozuofangankankan。chengtiankusangzhegelian，kanzheguaiaiyande。xiangzhexiangzhe，

woyoushiyigedonglimanman，naqiwenjianjiushikaigan。neixiaoxuyeshishangdao，buhuidejiuwen，

haodaibushigemenhulu。peihedeyesuanshikuai，jiushizheipptcaozuoshuiping，youdianlingrenfazhile。

「xinxinjiebuhaoyisia，wotaibenledian。」zaidinciwenwopptjicaozhihou，

xutingmanliantonghongdixiangwodaoqian。「jintianxiabanhouhuiquhaohaoxuexixiajichujinengba。」wonengshuoshenmeni，

renjiaxiaonvhaidouzheimechengkendidaoqianle。neiqingchedeshuangyandoubuxiangshigongzuoleyinianbanderen，

zheihaiyoushenmebumingbaide。danyehaisuanhaole，qimataiduduanzheng，yeyuanyixuexi。zhongwuchifandeshihou，

wosuikouwenxuting，「nizenmexiangzhezaizheigebankuaifazhan？」「zuijinjialijiwojieshaolegenansheng，

haoxiangshizuozhaoshangbankuaide。」「dantaizhaoshangdewoyebutaixihuan，shaonao，zheigecadianbian，jiulaixuexiyixia。」

xutingdaoyebuzangzheyezhetaiduo，tanchengdibiaodalehenduozijidexiangfa。

biaodazijishineishandongdeshuangyancaishinianqingrengaiyoudehuoli，tinghaodeyimeizi，zhilvyoudidiao。「kandaoni，

wodoujuedezijilaolebushao。」woxiaoxixididaqu，pailepaitadejianbang。

yuguangquemiaodaoletazhengzaihuifudeweixinjiemiankuang，yishanerguode，neigetouxiangyouxieshuxi。「xinxinjie？」

xutingshuangshouzaiwomianqianhuanglehuang，wocaifaxianzijijingranzaigenbierenliaotiandeshihoufadaile。taishilile。

「hahaha，buhaoyisi，ganggangzoushenle。」「meishimeishi，woganggangshuodeshixinxinjieneimeyoumeili，

gongzuonengliyouqiang，shiwoxuexidebangyang。」xutingkeaidexiaolianganhualewo，nvhaizishiduomeihaodeshengwua。

woxiaolexiao，shuaidiaoneixindecaiyihebuan。zenmekenengshiliuzhongqing，wozheishizuijinmangdenaozixiudouleba。

wanshanghuiqudeshihou。wotaotaobujuedifenxiangjintiandeshiqing，yinweishuodewangwo。

sihaomeizhuyiliuzhongqingpushandeshuangyan，zaitingdaowokuazanxutingdeshihouliangleliang。「buguo，

nishuowoshibushitaicanle。」「suiranzheigemeimeixinggebucuo，

danshiwohaishimianfeichumaiwodelaodonglijibierenzuojiayi。」woaihaodibaozhebaozhenzaishafageyoutang，

tucaoshidefaxiejiju。zheishiwoheliuzhongqingzhijianchangyoudezhuangtai。「renjianianjixiao，nijijiaoneimeduoganshenme。

」「duinilaishuoyoubushishenmenanshi。」wolengzhule，zheihuashishenmeyisi，hezhewohuogailebucheng。

「nifashenmeshenjing？」qiangrenzheneixindesuanseheweiqu，woyuqidaizhexiexuliangyidiyikouduilehuiqu。

liuzhongqingyeyishidaozijishuodehuashilefencun，aonaodiyaoleyaozuichun。「xinxin，wobushiguyide。」

「zuijintaimangle。」「renjiamingxianyoutiaojian，womenrenrenjiuguoqule。」zheihuashuodeyijiumeishuodaowoxinliqu。

hezhezaiyiqisannian，zenmezheiliangtianguodexianggangrenshiyiyang。zheixiedaolisheibudonga，woyaodeshijieshuoma？

neikendingbua，zhishixiangyaoxiangyiqianyiyangtucaobeiyazhadekuming。zheichangduihuashiquletabenshendeyiyi，

yesaolewodexing。danwozheirenqingxulaidekuai，qudeyekuai。jiyuyiqianduogeriyedexinren，

yijizuoweizuijiabanlv，woxuanzelebaorong。denglaoniangzuochugejipinjieyoufangan，

zheixiaozibishibaowodatuiyibabitiyibalei。「puchi。」xiangxiangdehuamiantaiguomeihao，meirenzhuxiaochulesheng。

yicedeliuzhongqingyesonglekouqi，xianranxinxinmeizhendeshengqi。zhiyaoxiangyiqianyiyang，

zaoshangzuogetudoubingjitapeibushijiuhaole。

5qingchenyidongyizaoxinglaideliuzhongqingxiguanxingdinaqishoujikankanxiaoxi。「xiaoliu，jinzaoshoushidetixian，

womenhezhangchuneibianpengpengzhaoshangdahuideyixiexuanjiexijie。」「badianbandaozhongxinmenkoujiedaiha。」zaogao，

yijingqidianle。liuzhongqinghuangmangqishen，fanxiangdaojudedongjingrangshushuidewocuqilemeitou。mimihuhudizuoqilai，

「nizaineidaotengxiesha？」huiyingwodeshicaozashengxiangyijimangliudeshenying。

womizheyanjingkanzheneijingxindapeideshenying，yisibugoudedabeitou，hainongledianxiaosuifaqiaosi。

haichuanshangleshanggejinianriwojitamaidedingzhixizhuang。ng……zheitiaolingdaidapeidebucuo。「xinglejiukuaiqiba。」

「wanxieyaochidaole。」「nineidajilingchafangnale，woyongyong。」wonunuzui，shiyitaquwohuazhuangtaineina。

pen、hui、zhuan。yiqihecheng。tingdaoketingdamenpaishangdeshengxiang，wocaicongchuangshangxialai。fangdaowangchang，

wokendingshiyaoyeyutajijude。buzhidaoshibushizuijinliangrenqinmishaole，yebuzenmejiaoliule。woyouxiepibei。

shoushichuandaiwanbi，yijiaotikaibeisuiyidazaichuangbianerhuaxialaideshuiyi。cucaodihuangusizhou，

luanqibazaodeyifuhemeigaishangdexiangshui。jiujingshishenmeshi，nengrangshenghuoguizhengderendapoleanyijiezou。

wobaiwuliaolaididianqileyizhiyan，yaozaichijian。kanleyankongdangdecanzhuo。bianwangwaizou，bianjiguiguidadianhua，

「jinwanyueyue？」「xingabao，wogennijiangwo，wozuijinmangsile。youhaoduodongxixianghenijianglaizhe。」

「chenga，laodifangjian。」wozuijinleidefunengliangyouxieyaochaobiaole。liuzhongqingshigehenbucuodejiehunduixiang，

tamengefangmiandouhenhepai。xiwangzheigechunhuobuhuizuochuxiechonghuntounaodeshi。woxileyikouyan，

chaofengdigoulegouchun，zhongxinzhaogeshenghuodazihehengwenyongdongjikeshijianhenfeijingdeshi。

zheiyitianyijiuguodehenshunli，xutingshigetingdejinrenhuadehaohaizi。fandaoshirangwodegongzuogengjiadexinyingshoule。

haiduolebushaozhunbeifushimianshideshijian。shide，jinnianshiwoheliuzhongqingzuiyoukenengjiehundeyinian。

yinweiwomendoujinlefushimianshijieduanle。sannianbianwaijingyan，jiaqianggonggulianxi，shanganyinggaibushishenmenanshi。

chufeibakaoguantoujidale。huozheneitianchileyipanshuizhuluobu。wanshangwohexiaonianqudapaidangluchuan，

yikou8+1yikouyangyaozi，shuangdewolinghunfeiqi。「gaopanmalaxiaolongxiachichi？」「bixudea！

xianlaisanjinbeihahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha。」

sheidongwocishicikedekuaile~~~heliuzhongqingchuqudouchibulezheizhongxianxiangmaladedongxi。

jiujubatadeweidoujixilanle，yichuqujiuzhinengchiqingdande。tayeburongyi。wogengshiburongyi。

minyishiweitian，wodoubawodetianfengxianchuqule。wobianchizhekaochuanbiantingxiaoniantucaotadezhichangqiparencongzhong。

bushisidianbanshoudaowudianjiuyaoshangbaodetongzhi，jiushixiabanqianyigexiaoshikaidahui。haiyousutaodeyishisanbao，

yijiyingduigezhongzhishiyaoqiudetaizhang。dian、shizaishitaidianle。shuodaoqingxujidongchu，woliangzhijienupaizhuo，

chuileyibeiadgai。bijingyanchayanjiuzhuangtai，8+1heyiguanjiugoule。「zenmejintianyoukongyuewochulaile，

youshashifashengle？」xiaoniandaoyelejiewozheiniaoxing，wushibudengsanbaodian。「ang。。。

woganjueliuzhongqingzuijinbutaiduijing。」woxixijitashuoleyixiewojuedeyichangdedifang。

xiaoniantuozhesaibangziyanzhuziyidongbudongdikanzhewo。ranhouqianqiandixiaole。「xinxin，zheibuxiangnile。」

wolengzhule。qishiwoyebingmeiyouwoxiangxiangzhongdeshihuai。bijingzheikeshishidashidesanniana。

jishiwoturenjiashenzihezhangxiangduoguorenbenshen，danxinliduoshaohaishinanshou。

「shiqingbushihaimeiyoudinglunma~nizuonixiangzuodeshijiuhaole。」「yexushixiangtaiduoleni？」

「tingshuotamenzuzuijinshitingmangde，zhaoshangxingzhiduoshaoshangwutimianxie。」xiaoniankanchulewodeqingganyouyu，

mingbaiwoduoshaoshidonglexinde。shia，woyijiushizuowozijijiuhaole。huandehuanshidoubuxiangzijile。

buhejiaodexiezidiulejiushile。woduanqiadgaihexiaonianxiangshiyixiao，yiyinerxia。

6jianxingjianyuanriziyifuyirideguoqu，woheliuzhongqingshijianyuelaiyuebuzhonghe。

liangrenxiangchuyuelaiyuexiangtongshineiyanghepai。wokanzhetazaijiabaozheshoujihuifuduanxindecishuriyizengduo。

youshiwanshanghuilai，haimeifeisewudihewojiang，tayouhesheisheisheidashanglexian。wochongerbuwen，

zhijiediantouyesyaotouno。haoduoshiqingyijingpianliguidaole，yeba，chufangdoumengleyicengbohuile。

wozhoubiwenzhetashenshangbushuyudajilingchadeqiwei。kanlekantabaisechenshanlingkouchucengdaodefendi。

xinliduoshaoyouxieyanqile。haodaixiangjuyichang，yaobuyaotixingyixiata。lifushihaiyouwutianle。

bushiweilehetayiqishanganjiehun。

ershiburenxinkandaohetayiyangshixiaodifangjuanchulaiderenjiuzheiyangmengbileshuangyan。「liuzhongqing，

haiyouwutianjiufushile。」woyilianzhengjingdidingzhetadeshuangyan，shitucongzhongzhaoxundaoxieshenme。

kexizheirenmeijiule。「meishenmehaozhunbeide。buyongdanxinwo，nizijizhunbeijiuhaole。」

liuzhongqingbuzhidaonalilaidexinxin，xiongyouchengzhudiyounaqishoujikaishitadelianluo。zheigechunhuo。

zheimingmingcaishitazuihaodefanshenjihui。wangshangpadebenqiandoumeiyou，renjiazenmehuikandeqita。

wochaofengdikanzhezheigechenniyuziwoyiyinshijiezhanzhanzixidenanren。xiangqiqianxietian，xutinghetadeduihua。

「xinxinjie，nishenshangdexiangshuishinagepaizide？」「abanbaogelidajilingcha。」「zenmeturanwenzheige？」

「jialijieshaodeneigenanshenghaoxiangyeyongdezheigexiangshui。」wojidewoneishinawenjiandeshoudunleyidun，

zongbunengyourenmaiahuoyemaideneimecouqiaoba。「neinandexingshenmeya？」womanbujingxindikaikouyiwen。

xutinghaoxiangbeiwowenzhule，takenengmeixiangdaowohuiwenneimeqianbudabianhoubudagadeyiju。

woyeyishidaozheigewentiyouxietuwule。「shijiedebushile。zheiwendeshawenti，shimomingqimiaole。」

xutingtingwozheimeyishuo，fanerhuanleguolai，yinweiwoliangdeduihuayoushijiushihenmomingqimiaode。「jie，

nihewokeqisha。meishabunengjiangde，neirenxingliu，haoxiangjiaoliuzhongqingba。」shijiejiushizheimexiao，zheimegouxue。

woyebuzhidaowoshizenmeneimepingjingdijixuxiamiandeduihuade。「wowo，nijuederenjiazenmeyang？」

「zhongguizhongjuba。suanshiwenzhong，zhangdehaixing，buguotiaojiantaiyibanle，kantanengbunengshanganba。」

「shangbulean，kerubulewomenjiadeyan。」「queshi，nizhidegenghaode。」

woxiaozhenieleniexutingdexiaoliandan，liuzhongqingkepanbushangzheigaozhi。renjiazhishizhaolegegoutui，

tabuhuizhendangzijiyaochengchenglongkuaixuleba。sixuhuilong。wohuidaofangjianjixuwodebeikao，

zheixieshiyijingbuzhongyaole。xianzaimeiyouchuopo，daoyebushiduineinandexinyouyunian。

yishibuxiangfeixinsihexutingjieshiyidaquanwanwanraoraodedongxi。ershixuyaozugoudejinglibeikao，

renheyibudoubuxiangbeiwuguanjinyaoderendanwule。xianzaibushiheliuzhongqingbaichedeshijian。

7chenailuodingxianzaishidaojuandelihai，shihuashuo，ruguobuhaohaozhunbei。zheichangmianshiwoxinlishizaishimeidi。

houkaoquyigegechaoqipengbodemiankongrangwobeiganxinwei。xiwangtamenzhendejinruzheigetixihou，nengkeshouchuxin，

yongwangzhiqian。zheichangsanjiner，mianshiyemeichushenmechacuo。wohaishitingyoubawode。

xianzaifanermeiyoutaiduodexinxizhiqing，fanerdaoyouzhongchenailuodingdeganjue。haoxiang，zheifendajuanbenjiugaishuyuwo，

bijingmeiyibudouyoutadedujiayinji。zheixieyiranbeiwopaodaonaohou，

fanershijixutoushenyuneichangshengshidoushifenzhongshidezhaoshangdahui。