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精彩章节

jiuyinweishangbanchidaosanfenzhong，wobeinvjinglidangzhongxiuru！tazhizhewodebizinuhou：“yunshu，

bieyiweinishihouchudewangpaijiukeyiweisuoyuwei！”“gongsizhidujiushitian！chidaoyimiaozhongdoubuxing！

”“niyanzhonghaiyoumeiyouwozheigezongjian？jintianbixuyancheng！”“zheigejidujiangjinquankou，zaifashiwan！

bujiaoqianjiugundan！”wokanzhetaxiesidilideyangzi，zhiqingxiaoyisheng：“xinga。”diertian，

woshanguanglediannaolisuoyouyuanchuangcaipu，zheixia，tachedihuangle。1.shouji**xiangcuimingfuyiyangzhaxiang。

pingmushangtiaodongzheqinroulianggezi。wohuakaijieting，meichusheng。dianhuaneitoushiduanzandechenmo，

jiezheshiqinrouyayizhenuhuodejianjiao：“yunshu！nishenmeyisi？！”“wodiannaolidedongxini？

neixiecaipuni？”wozoudaoyangtai，jiwodelvluojiaoledianshui：“shanlea。”“nifengle！

neixieshigongsidezichan！nizheishishangyefanzui！woyaogaoni！”woqingxiao：“niqugaoa。”shuowan，

wozhijiegualedianhua，shunshoubatalahei。shijieqingjingle。meiguowufenzhong，yigemoshenghaomadalejinlai。

wojiele，shicantinglaobanhuozong。tadeshengyinhaisuankeqi，dantouzheyiguburongzhiyideqiangshi：“yunshu，

nizaina？”“zaijia。”“hunaoshenme？qinroushiguofenledian，danniyebunengyongzheizhongfangshiduikanggongsi。

”“huilai，bashujuhuifule，fakuandeshiwobangnigenqinroushuoshuo。”tazheigaogaozaishangdeshisheyuqi，

rangwojuedeexin。“huozong，woyijingcizhile。”“cizhi？womeipizhun！”“wodecizhi，

buxuyaonipizhun。”dianhuaneitou，huozongdehuximingxianjiazhong：“yunshu，biejilianbuyaolian，

meiyouyunding（wogongzuodecanting）zheigepingtai，niyiweinishishei？”wolandezaigentafeihua，

zhijieqiaduanletonghua。tazaidalai，womeijie。henkuai，yitiaoduanxinfaleguolai：“jiniyixiaoshi，

buhuilaihuifushuju，houguozifu！”wokanzhehouguozifusigezi，xiaole。houguo？

henkuainimenjiuzhidaoshenmeshihouguole。2.guoran，dangtianwanshang，cantingdedianpingwangzhanjiuzhale。

“yundinghuanchushile？jintiandecaiyaoshishenmeguidongxi？genyiqiandeweidaotianchadibie！

”“zhaopaidewolongyuejinmenjuranshuozuobule？nimenshizizazhaopaima？”“fuwuyuanliangenguodiyiyanghei，

cuigecaihaibeidui，shuozhuchuzhengfahuoni，zongjianyezaimaren，zhenggehouchuluanchengyiguozhou。

”“hualiangqiankuaiqianchileyiduziqi，bileilejiarenmen，sheiqusheishidayuanzhong。”woyitiaotiaoshuazhepinglun，

xinqingwubishuchang。meilewodedujiacaipuhexiangxidaokedepeifang，houchuneibangxuetu，

genbenfukebuchuwocaipindelinghun。qinrouyiweicaishigerenjiunengzuo，tahenkuaijiuhuimingbai，jishucaishiwangdao。

dingdeyisheng，yitiaoxinduanxinjinlai。shiqinrouyongbierendeshoujifade：“yunshu，nizheige**！nidengzhe，

worangnizaizhenggecanyinquandouhunbuxiaqu！”wohuiletayigezi。“hao。

”ranhoujixuxinshangcantingzhuyexiamianfeisuzengzhangdechaping。xuebengdeshihou，meiyipianxuehuadougongbukemei。erwo，

jiushiyinfazheichangxuebengderen。meiduojiu，yigeyixiangbudaodedianhuadalejinlai。shiguoneidingjimeishipinglunjia，

laobai。womenyinweimeishijieyuan，suanshiwangnianjiao。tayuqilidaizheyisiguanqiehehaoqi：“yatou，

yundingneibianzenmehuishi？wotingrenshuonigentamennaofanle？”“ng，buganle。”“zenmenaochengzheiyang？

huochengneigelaoxiaoziqinzijiwodadianhua，wenwonengbunenglianxishangni，tingtaneikouqi，cantingkuaijiebukaiguole。

”woxiaolexiao：“tahuogai。”laobaichenmopianke：“xing，nixinliyoushujiuxing。yaoshiqueqianhuozhexianghuandifang，

genlaogeshuoyisheng。”“xiexiebaishu。”gualedianhua，woxinliyinuan。zheishishang，zhongguibushisuoyourendouxia。

men**turanxiangqi。wotouguomaoyanyikan，huozongneizhangxiemanjiaolvdelian，zhengduizaijingtouqian。

tajuranqinzizhaoshangmenlaile。3.wodakaimen，meirangtajinlaideyisi。

huozongdeliansebidianhualitingqilaigengnankan，yanxiayipianwuqing。“yunshu，womentantan。”“meishenmehaotande。

”**zhemenkuang，taidulengdan。“wozhidaonishouleweiqu。”huozongfangdilezitai，“qinrouzuoshiqueshichongdong，

woyijingmaguotale。”tazheihuashuodeqingpiaopiao，haoxiangzhishixiaohaizibudongshi。“fakuanshiwan，

wokeyizuozhujinimianle。zheigejidudejiangjin，wojinibuyiban。nihuilaishangban，bacaipuhuifu，

zheishijiusuanle。”tayiweizheishitiandadeenci。wokanzheta，xiangzaikanyigexiaohua。“huozong，

nishibushijuede，wodezunyanjiuzhishiwankuaiqianjiabangejidudejiangjin？”huozongdelianseyijiang，

xianranmeixiangdaowohuizheimezhijie。“neinixiangyaoshenme？”tazhouqimei，youxiebunaifanle。“woxiangyaode，

nijibuqi。”wobushizaiduqi。wozaiyundinggongzuosannian，congyigeputongchushizuodaoxingzhengzongchu，

yishoudazaolecantingdemiqilinyixingzhaopai。zheisannian，qinrouzuoweikongjianglaidezongjian，

zhangzhezijishihuozongdeqinqi，duiwobaibandiaonan。kekouwodeyusuan，qiangwodegonglao，

shenzhisixiarumawoshouxiadechushi。woweilezhenggetuandui，weilecantingdeshengyu，yirenzairen。chidaosanfenzhong，

buguoshitayinbaoyiqiededaohuosuo。“yunshu，zuorenliuyixian，rihouhaoxiangjian。”huozongdeyuqilenglexialai，

“nibiebashiqingzuojuele。”“dangchutadangzhesuoyourendemian，rangwogundeshihou，zenmemeixiangguoliuyixian？

”wofanwen。“ta……”huozonghaixiangshuoshenme，yigejianlidenvshengcongtashenhouchuanlai。“huoge！

nigenzheizhongrenfeishenmehua！”qinroujuranyegenlaile。tajibuchongdaomenkou，zhizhewodebizi，

neizhanghuazhejingzhizhuangrongdelianyinweifennuerniuqu。“yunshu，nibiejilianbuyaolian！niyiweimeileni，

cantingjiukaibuxiaqule？wogaosuni，wojintianjiubahuafangzheier，nizheibeizidoubiexiangzaitajin‘yunding’yibu！

”tazheifanhua，chedibahuozongxiangyaoqiuhedetizijichuaile。huozongdeliansetieqing，xianglanzhuta，queyijingwanle。

qinrouhaizaibuzhisihuodijiaoxiao：“nisuangeshenmedongxi？buguojiushigezuocaide！huogeshiwobiaoge，

zheicantingshiwomenzijiadeshengyi！niyigewairen，haixiangfantianlebucheng？”tazhongyubazuidadedipailianglechulai。

yuanlaishihuangqinguoqi。guaibudezheimeyoushiwukong。tadeyidikanzhewo，youzhuanxianghuozong，kaishisajiao：“ge，

nikantaneixiaozhangdeyangzi，jiushixiangbaihuaiwomenjiadeshengyi！nikebunengxinruan！bixugaota！rangtapeiqian！

rangtazuolao！”4.huozongdeyanshenzaiwolianshangheqinroushenshanglaihuidaliang，chongmanlezhengzha。

yibianshinengjicantingdailaijudaliyidewangpaizhuchu。yibianshichengshibuzubaishiyouyudanxuemaixiangliandebiaomei。

qinroujiantayouyu，youjialeyibahuo。“ge！niwanglegumazenmejiaodaide？rangnihaohaozhaoguwo！

xianzaiwobeirenqifuchengzheiyang，nijuranhaibangzhewairen？”takaishimoyanlei，yandelihuadaiyu。huozongdebiaoqing，

jianjianbiandejianding。tashenxiyikouqi，kanxiangwo，yanshenlizuihouyidianwenqingyexiaoshile。“yunshu，

kanzaiyiwangdeqingfenshang，wojinizuihouyicijihui。”tadeshengyinlengdexiangbing。“neixiecaipu，

shinizaizhiqijianliyonggongsiziyuanyanfade，shuyugongsicaichan。nixianzaidexingwei，

yijinggouchengleqinzhanshangyemimizui。”“likehuilai，huifusuoyoushuju。wokeyidaibiaogongsi，jiwangbujiu。

”“fouze，womenfatingshangjian。”tabinglengdeshixianxiangdaoziyiyangzhazaiwoshenshang。

qinrouzezaiyipangluchuleshenglideweixiao，yanshenlimanshieduhedeyi。tajuedetayingdingle。woyexiaole。

kanzhetamenyigechanghonglianyigechangbailian，yandezheimemaili。womanmandi，yiziyijudiwenta：“huozong，

nipingshenmeshuo，neixiecaipushigongsicaichan？”huozongzhoumei：“zheishixingyeguanli！nizaiwodecanting，

yongwodechufang，wodeshicai，yanfachulaidedongxi，dangranshiwode！”“shima？”wozhuanshenzoujinketing，

congchoutilinachuyifenwenjian，shuaizaitamianqian。“huozong，qianhetongdeshihou，kenengnitaimangle，meizixikan。

”“yaobuyaowobangnihuiyiyixia，hetongdiqitiaodisankuan，xiedeshishenme？

”5.huozongyihuodijianqineifenhetong。qinrouyecouleguoqu。dangtamenkanqingneishangmiandetiaokuanshi，

lianggerendelianse，shunjianbiandeshabai。“yifang（yunshu）zaizhiqijian，

suoyoudulichuangzuodecaipin、peifangjiqixiangguanzhishichanquan，guiyifanggerensuoyou。

jiafang（yundingcanting）jinzaiyifangrenzhiqijian，xiangyouwuchangshiyongquan。”baizhi，heizi。

xiamianhaiyouhuozonglongfeifengwudeqinbiqianminghegongsigongzhang。“zhei……zheibukeneng！”qinroujianjiaoqilai，

“zheishijiade！niweizaohetong！”huozongmeiyoushuohua，tadeshouzaiweiweifadou，sisididingzhezijideqianming。

neigeqianming，tazijizaishuxibuguo。“xiangqilaile？”wobaoqishoubei，haozhengyixiadikanzheta。“sannianqian，

woruzhideshihou，jiumingquetichuguozheigeyaoqiu。dangshifuzegenwotanhetongde，shinishouxiadefawuzongjian，

lilvshi。”“tadangshijuedezheigetiaokuanbuheli，jinidaledianhua。nizaidianhualiqinkoushuo，zhiyaowokenlai，

shenmetiaojiandoudaying。”“ranhou，nijiuzaizheifenhetongshangqianlezi。”huozongdezuichunxidongzhe，

yigeziyeshuobuchulai。taxiangqilaile。sannianqian，yundinghaizhishigepingpingwuqidegaodangcanting，shengyicandan，

binlindaobi。shiwo，daizhewozaimeishidasaishanghuojiangdezuopin，hehuozongtandehezuo。neishihoudeta，

qiuxianruoke，zitaifangdejidi。tadagaiyiweizheizhishigewuzuqingzhongdetiaokuan，weileliuzhuwo，

haobuyouyujiudayingle。tazenmeyexiangbudao，sannianqiansuishoumaixiadezhongzi，

jintianhuizhangchengyikezuyibatazasidecantiandashu。“ni……nisuanjiwo！”huozongbielebantian，

zhanghongzhelianshuochuzheimeyiju。“wozhishizaiweihuwozijidehefaquanyi。”wolenglengdikanzheta，

“daoshinimen，yikouyigeshangyefanzui，yikouyigefatingshangjian，shixiangewo？”qinrouyijingchedishayanle，

takanzheneifenhetong，youkankanwo，yanshenlichongmanlebukezhixin。“bukeneng……ge，tayigechuzi，

zenmehuidongzheixie？”shia，yigechuzi，zenmehuidongzheixie。zaitamenyanli，chushijiushimeiwenhuadecuren，

keyisuiyinanie。tamenwangle，xianzaishi21shijile。“xianzai，gaoqingchuzhuangkuanglema？”woqiaoleqiaomenkuang。

“caipu，shiwode。”“woshanwozijidedongxi，tianjingdiyi。”“nimenyaoshizaiganlaisaoraowo，

huozhezaiwaimiansanborenhebushiyanlun，sunhaiwodemingyu，”wodunledun，yanshensaoguotamencanbaidelian，

“neiwomen，jiuzhendefatingshangjianle。”“gun。”wozuihoushuo。6.huozongdelianyizhenhongyizhenbai，

xiangkaileranfang。tahenhendengleyiyanpangbianyijingheshadeqinrou，neiyanshen，henbudebatashengtunhuobo。

qinrouduosuoleyixia，buganzaihangsheng。zuizhong，huozongyiyanbufa，zhuaqihetong，zhuaizheqinroulangbeidilikaile。

guanshangmen，wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。sannianqiandeweiyuchoumou，zhongyuzaijintian，jilewozuijianshidediqi。

wodelvshipengyoucengjingshuoguo，zaizheigeshijieshang，zhiyoubaizhiheizidedongxi，cainengzhenzhengbaohuziji。woxinle。

shoujizhendongleyixia，shilaobaifalaidexiaoxi。“yatou，tingshuohuochengzainijiamenkouchibiele？”xiaoxihaizhenkuai。

wohuilegeng。“gandepiaoliang！neilaoxiaozijiushibujianguancaibudiaolei。

xianzaizhenggequanzidoudengzhekanyundingdexiaohuani。”“jiexialaiyoushenmedasuan？”“xianxiuxiyizhen。”“xing。

xinkaidecantingyushanfangneibianxinwalegezhuchu，jushuoshiconggongtingcaichuanren，xuetougaodetingda，

youkongkeyiqushishi，tantandi。”“hao。”fangxiashouji，wojuedingjizijifanggejia。zheisannianlai，

woxianggetuoluoyiyanglianzhouzhuan，jihumeiyouxiuxiguoyitian。yeshishihoutingxialai，haohaoxiangshouyixiashenghuole。

raner，shuyujingerfengbuzhi。diertian，wangshangturanputiangaidichuxianleguanyuwodeheiliao。

biaotiyigebiyigesongrentingwen。“zhenjing！miqilincantingyundingqianzhuchurenpinbaihuai，xiesibaofu，

eyishanchucantinghexinshuju！”“bayibaneiweitiancaichushidezhenmianmu：wushigongsizhidu，rumatongshi，

zhichangbaling！”“neiburenshibaoliao：yunshuzaoyiyumoutiaocao，shanchucaipuzhiweijixindongjiaxianshangtoumingzhuang！

”wenzhangli，bawosuzaochengleyigewangenfuyi、haowuzhiyedaodedexiaoren。erqinrou，

zechengleyigeyongganduikangeshili、weihugongsiliyideshouhaizhe。xiamianhaiyouhenduoneibuyuangongdenimingpinglun，

shuowopingshizaihouchuruheyishouzhetian，ruhedayaxinren。heibaidiandao，moguoyuci。buyongxiangyezhidao，

zheishiqinroudeshoubi。tabugancongfalvshanggaowo，jiukaishiyongyulunlaihuiwo。xiangbawodemingshenggaochou，

rangwozaizheigexingyelishehuixingsiwang。zheiyizhao，queshigoudu。wodeshoujibeidabaole，youlaiqiuzhengde，

youlaikanxiaohuade，haiyouchuncuilaimawode。woyigedoumeijie，zhijiekailefeixingmoshi。

tamenyiweizheiyangjiunengdadaowo？taitianzhenle。wodakaidiannao，dengluleyigexujiubuyongdeshejiaozhanghao。

zheigezhanghaoshang，zhiguanzhuleyigeren。wodeshifu。yiweizaoyituiyinjianghu，

danzaicanyinjieyongyoutaishanbeidoudiweidechuanqirenwu。wobianjileyitiaodongtai。“biguansannian，xiaoyousuocheng。

naiheyushangbaiyanlang，polaiyishenzangshui。shifu，tuerjinindiulianle。”meiyouzhimingdaoxing，dangaidongderen，

ziranhuidong。dianji，fasong。ranhou，wopaolebeicha，jingjingdidengdaizhefengbaodelailin。

7.fengbaobiwoxiangxiangzhonglaidegengkuai，gengmenglie。shifudeshejiaozhanghaochangnianzhangcao，dantadeyingxiangli，

bingweiyincixiaojianfenhao。woneitiaodongtaifachubudaobanxiaoshi，jiubeitalaorenjiazhuanfale。

tazhipeilesigezi：“qingzheziqing。”danzheisigezi，zhongruoqianjun。canyinquan，zhale。

wushupingshiqianshuidedalao、mingchu、meishijiafenfenmaopao，zaishifudedongtaixialiuyan。“helaodoujingdongle？

kanlaizheishibujiandan。”“nengranghelaoshouweiguanmendizide，renpinhuicha？wodiyigebuxin。

”“yunshuwojianguo，yigehenyoulingqidexiaoguniang，qianxunyouli，buxiangwangshangshuodeneizhongren。”yulundefengxiang，

shunjiannizhuan。zhiqianneixiemawodeyingxiaohaoheshuijun，beidalaomendefensituanchongdekuibuchengjun，fenfenshantiedaoqian。

qinrouhuaqianmailaideresou，beihelaoguanmendizizheigegengjingbaodehuati，shunjianjidaolejiaoluo。

wushurenkaishishenbawodelvli。congwo16suinaxiaquanguoqingnianchushidasaijinjiang，

dao19suibeishifupogeshourumenxia，zaidaohoulaizaiguojishangnadegezhongjiangxiang。wodemeiyicigaoguangshike，

doubeifanlechulai。eryundingcanting，zechengleneigeyouyanwuzhu、bizoutiancaideyuchundaibiao。

tamendeguanwanghedianpingzhuye，chedibeifennudewangyougongxian。“bamiqilinxinghaijiyunshu！nimenbupei！

”“jiuzheizhonggejudelaobanheguanliceng，huogaidaobi！”“xintengyunshu，zaizheizhonglajidifangdailesannian！

”huozongdedianhua，youyicidadaolelaobaineili，yuqijinhuaiqiu，xiangqinglaobaizuogezhongjianren，

rangwowulunruhegentajianyimian。laobaibadianhuazhijiezhuanjilewo。

wotingzhehuozongzaidianhuaneitouyuwuluncidedaoqianhechanhui，zhijuedewubifengci。zaozhijinri，hebidangchu。

“huozong，xianzaicaixiangqilaidaoqian，wanle。”“yunshu，wozhidaocuole！wozhendezhidaocuole！

nitirenhetiaojian，zhiyaonikenhuilai！”“wodetiaojian，nimanzubule。”wodandandishuo。“nishuo！nishuo！

woyidingmanzu！”“diyi，qinrou，zaisuoyoumeitipingtai，gongkaixiangwodaoqian，chengrenshitaniezaoshishi，

eyifeibang。”“dier，ni，huozong，yigongsidemingyi，tongyangdengbaodaoqian，chengqingshishi。”“disan，

woyaoyundingbaifenzhisanshidegufen。”dianhuaneitou，shisiyibandejijing。wozhidao，

qianliangtiaotahuoxuyaoyaoyanengzuodao，dandisantiao，shiyaotademing。“yunshu，nizheishishizidakaikou！”banshang，

huozongdeshengyinjiansedichuanlai。“neijiumeishenmehaotandele。”wozhengyaoguadianhua，

huozongjiqiedihandao：“dengdeng！wodaying！wodayingqianliangtiao！gufendeshi，womennengbunengzaishangliangshangliang？

”“buneng。”wozhijiegualedianhua。wogenbenmeixiangguoyaotadegufen。neigebeiqinrouzaotaguodelantanzi，

baijiwodouxianzang。wozhishiyaorangtazhidao，tacengjingqizhirubilvdedongxi，xianzaitayijinggaopanbuqile。

8.huozongdedongzuohenkuai。diertianyizao，qinroudedaoqianxinjiuchuxianzaigedashejiaopingtaishang。xinli，

tashengleijuxiadichengrenlezijiyinweijidu，cainiezaoshishi，duiwojinxingwumiehefeibang，bingkenqiuwodeyuanliang。

jinjiezhe，yundingcantingdeguanfangzhanghaoyefabulehuozongdedaoqianshengming，cuocikenqie，basuoyouzerendoulanlexialai。

liangfengdaoqianxin，xiangliangjixiangliangdeerguang，henhenchouzailetamenzijilianshang。zhenggewangluoyipianhuaran。

suoyourendoukandaolezheiduibiaoxiongmeidechouezuilian。yundingdeshengyu，chedidierugudi。

laobaijiwofalaixiaoxi：“yatou，chuqileba？huochengzheicishizhenzaile，