xiaoshuosongbenhuangziquheqin？wozhijiehuangpaojiashen！denannvzhushiweihenghailanzhu，shizuozhegushixiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“neilangtai。”weihengcishiqingqingnuokailehailanzhufangzaitashoubeishangdeshouzhang，muguangqinglengdekanzheyanqianren：“shuoshihuaba，niyaozenmecaikenchubing？”……
mianduineilangtaidewenti，weihengxinliyizhenwunai，danzheishitadeqishiquebunengshubanfen。
nengyoushenmebanfa，tayaozaialutaibulizuzaowandouyouzheiyizao，kuangqiehaishizijiaxifuguyinongde，tajiugengbunengsongle。
“bupingshenme。”weihengqingshengkaikou，shengxianbingleng：“hailanzhuyuanyi。”
“该死的汉人。”
neilangtaiyaoyadao：“nimenbikeerqinrenhaiyaobeibi！”
“wobuzhidaodahanshizenmexiangde，huibabiejijiajinizheizhonghuose。”
“nizheishenzi，doubuyongwochushou，wodezhanmajiunengbanicaisi！”
tingdaozheihua，hailanzhuyouxiebuleyile，tagangyaoshuohua，weihengquepaipaita，zijikaikoudao：“neilangtai，niwuruwowokeyidangzuomeitingjian，danwomendailaideshidahandemingling！”
“bingguishensu，jiubiezaizheichebiedele，ganjinchubing！”
“chubing？rangwodeerlanggenzainihuixiama？”neilangtaixiaole：“nipeima？”
“哈哈哈……”
neilangtaidehualikerangzhouweideyizhongwuhuanbujiangshihahadaxiao，tamendangzhenmeiyouqishenchuzhengdeyisi。
zheiyeyanzhengleweihengzhiqiandecaixiang，alutaibuqishibingbuwending。
alutaibenrensuishuyijingdale，tadesangeerzixianhouzhansi，jiushengxiayigenverhailanzhu。
ruobushialutaibuhaiyoudapizhongxingenggengdejiangshi，zheigebuzuhenyoukenengjiufenliele。
neilangtaicishishuodehua，qishiyijingbushizhenduiweiheng，ershizaitiaozhanalutaihandequanweile。
zheijianshi，jiubunengzaituile。
“neilangtai。”weihengcishiqingqingnuokailehailanzhufangzaitashoubeishangdeshouzhang，muguangqinglengdekanzheyanqianren：“shuoshihuaba，niyaozenmecaikenchubing？”
“zenmecaiken……”neilangtaihaosihenrenzhendexianglebantian，zheicaikaikoudao：“chufeinijibaiwo！”
“哈哈哈！”
“dazhoudehuangzi，niganma？womentourenkeshialutaibuzuiqiangdeyongshi！”
“alangtaitourenyizhishoujiunengniesuini！”
“哈哈哈……”
“zuiqiangyongshi？neicongjintiankaishi，nijiubushile。”
weihengmiansepingjing，takanlehailanzhuyiyan，hailanzhuchongtatiantianyixiao，shifenmalidetuikaile。
cishiweihengcaiyishidao，niangdezheinizijiushiguyide。
tashiguyidaizijiguolaide，yeshiguyirangneilangtaishengqide，mudejiushijietadeshoushashazheigewuhuanbutourendeqiyan。
zhenshiyibuyigekeng，zheicaoyuanyebushineimehaohunde。
“笑话！”
neilangtaicishiyihuishou，zuoyoudewuhuanbujiangshilikeqishentuikai，jiliangrentengchuleshiwubufangyuandekongjian，quandouzaibianershangkanrenao。
“说吧，怎么打。”
魏恒开口。
alangtailianshangdaizhebuxiedexiao：“wotingshuonideshile，dazhouhuangzi。”
“zhenqianshalekeerqindedaerba，nijiujuedeniyounengnaile？”
“jiusuannibusha，zuotianzhengzhan，woyeyidinghuiyaoletademing！”
“nishuozheixiefeihuazuoshenme？”weihengweiweizhoumei：“wowennizenmeda。”
alangtaimiansedongledong，jierchenshengdao：“caoyuanshuaijiao，ruguoninengshuaidaowoyici，suanniying。”
“kannishidazhoudehuangzi，woshuaidaonisanci，suanwoying，zheibusuanqifuniba？”
“好，来！”
weihengdianlediantou，jierweiweiwanyao，baikailejiashi。
shuaijiaoshenmede，tagenbenjiubuju。
zaichuanyueguolaizheixienianli，tawushiwukebuzaiduanlianzijidetipo，youqishiqianshizhidaodeneixiegedoujiqiao，jihudoubeitalianlegebian。
weihengxiongyouchengzhu，kezhouweidewuhuanbujiangshiquebuzheimexiang，tamenyigegekanzheyouxierouruodeweiheng，quandoubaozhekanxidexintai。
“bieji，yihuiertourenyinglezheihuangzi，nijiugaijiaba。”
“jiushi！genlewomentouren，biejicainengguoshangxingfuderizi！”
“biejinikanwomentourenneiyao，doukuaiganshangzheihuangzidelianggecule！”
“哈哈哈……”
zuoyoudiaokandehuabuduanzuanruhailanzhudeerzhong，ketaquehaosizaojiuxiguanle，genbenjiubulicai。
tazhishikanzheweiheng，xinzhonghaishiyoujifenjinzhangde。
neilangtaidequeshialutaibudediyiyongshi，burantayebuhuiyouzheimedadeweiwang，jiusuandiaokanbieji，youshibufucongalutaihandemingling，alutaiyebuhuishuoshenme。
ruguoweihengwufajibaineilangtai，neihoumiandeshijiugengnanbanle。
tazhengrucixiangzhe，bianjianneilangtaiyijingdongle。
tagaodadeshenzihaosiyitouheixiongyiyangyingmianpulai，zhijiechaoweihengzhuaqu。
weihengquejiaoxiayidong，qingyideduokaileneilangtaideshoubei，shunshiyouxiangneicetaleyibu，yizhishouzhuazhuneilangtaideshoubei，shouzhouyongliquanshenmengdexiangqianyizhen。
嘭！
yishengmenxiang，neilangtaijiaoxiabeiban，shenzijinghurandefeilechuqu，zhongzhongdeshuaizaidishangle。
wuhuanbujiangshichaofengweihengdehuahaimeiluodini，neilangtaijiuyijingxianluodile。
tashenzhidoubuzhidaozijishizenmefeichuqude。
zhouweishunjianbiandejingqiaoqiaode，meiyourenshuohua。
weihenganjingdezhanzaiyuandi，kanzheneilangtaihuanhuanqishen。
“weihenghaoyangde！hahaha！”
hailanzhuhuankuaideshengyinhuranchuanlai，tagaoxingdedoutiaoqilaile，lianshangquanshicanlandexiao。
tacishikanxiangliangcedewuhuanbujiangshi，kaikoudao：“zhidaowoweishenmejiajitama？”
“nimenyiweitahenimenyiyang，doushizhihuidongzuideruandanma？”
zuoyouderendoubushuohuale，meitoujinzhou。
ruoanzhaozhiqiandeyueding，neilangtaiyijingshule。
tadoubuzhidaozijishizenmeshude。
neilangtaicishiqishen，luoludeshoubeishangmanshikuhuangdegancao。
tayonglidecaleca，kanxiangweihengdemouzizhongdailejifenlengyi。
“bufuqishima？”weihengxiaolexiao：“neijiugongpingduiju。”
“woliaodaonisanci，suannishu，ruhe？”
“好！”
neilangtaiwenyanlikediantou，dangjijiuyaochaoweihengpulai。
keweihengquehoutuibanbu，shenshoudao：“dengdeng。”
“zenme，nifanhuile？”
“bu，woshijuedezheiyangwochikuile。”weihengyaotou：“neilangtai，wozhudonghoutuiyibujinijihui，ruguowoliaodaonisanci，kebunengguangrenshuneimejiandan。”
“neinihaixiangruhe？”neilangtaizhoumei：“rangwoduinixiaozhongma？”
“那不可能！”
“womeiyouneizhongxiangfa。”weihengbaishou，fanerkanxianglehailanzhu，kaikoudao：“neilangtai，nigangcaiduiwodefurenchuyanbuxun，kaikouchaofeng。”
“我不太高兴。”
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