shuming《shuangbaolaixi:lamajiaoqimajiaduo》,xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong,zhuyaorenwuyouqiaoshimanqinyucheng,shiwangluozuozhebaituanzidujiasuoxiede,wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing,jianjieruxia:nanrenhaozhengyixiadewangzheqiaoshiman,bochunshangyang,gouzhemoqingmiedexiao。tahoutui,zhengyaolakaizijiheqiaoshimanzhijiandejuli,qiaoshimanturanshangqian,yongxizhangdegaogen……
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dianhuaneiduanxianrulerongzhangdechenmo。
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“mingtianxiawuwudian,wohuiqinzidaizhehuoyinguoqu。”qinyuanwushileqinyuchengdenuhuo,yitongyangbinglengdeyudiaominglingdao:“nikanhaoxiaoze,bierangtaluanpao。”
xiaozeconglaimeiyouluanpaoguo。
tayizhidouhenguai,chenwenanjing,youzhehetanianlingwanquanbufudelengmoqizhi。
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yanba,qinyuchengzhijieguaduanledianhua。
tamenkeyijiaotafengzi,shuotashicanrenshixuedemotou。
但骂他儿子,不行!
guaduanqinyuandedianhuahou,qinyuchengyoujilingzixiaodalegedianhua,lengshengxialingdao:“qinyuandegouhunjinxiangshanfule,qingchaxiangshanfusuoyouren,bixubaneitiaochilibawaidegoujiwojiuchulai!”
xiaozezuijinbeiqinyuchengguanjinbi,genbenmeilikaiguoxiangshanfu,yincichuxiangshanfuderenyiwai,meiyourenzhidaoxiaozexingqingdabian。
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*****
diertianqingchen,qiaoshimanzaichufangjierzizuozaofan,tazuolehuotuisanmingzhi,bobodemianbaopiankaodejiaohuang,jiandanhehuotuidoubanjiao,tushangtatezhidejiangliao,zuihouzaipushangxihongshiheqingcai,jianjiandandandesanmingzhi,jingtashouyizuo,jingxiandesexiangweijuquan,lingrenshizhidadong。
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mamazuofanhaohaochiya,qinxizezaixinlimeizizidexiang:liantaoyandexihongshidoubiandemeiweiqilaile。
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taningyuanzaijiazuoaoshutiyebuxiangquyuersuo!
qinxizefangxiasanmingzhi,niutouwangxiangqiaoshiman,zhazhepiaoliangdetaohuayanwen:“neibabani?”
mamayaoshangbanmeikongzhaoguta,wanquankeyilianxibabaya。
suiranbabayibanyemeikongguanta,danguanjiazhangbobo,baomuwangma,haiyouxiangshanfushubuqingdeyongrenhebaobiaomen,tamendoukeyiguolaizhaogutade,tawanquanmeiyoubiyaoquyuersuo。
tingdao“baba”erzi,qiaoshimanlianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggule。
zheiyitianzhongyuhaishidaolaile。
tadebaobeierzikaishihaoqibabashisheile。
qishitiancairuqiaoshiman,xiangchachuhaizidefuqinshishei,wanquanyirufanzhang。
可她膈应,不想查!
bijing,dangniantadechuyekeshibeiqiaoshiyanaqumaileyibaiwan。
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qibaobaoshitazijide,hegounanrenyidianguanxidoumeiyou!
chenmoliangjiuhou,qiaoshimanbandunxialai,mozheerzirouruandeheifa,renzhendao:“qibaobao,niqishiheqitabaobaobutaiyiyang,nimeiyoubaba,nishimamahualeyizuoshandejinbi,congbaobaoxingqiumaihuilaide!”
“suirannimeiyoubaba,dannizhiyizhengzuoshandejinbie!qitaxiaopengyoudoumeiyounizhidejinbiduo,nishibaobaoxingqiuzuiguidebaobao。”
qiaoshimanbuxiangrangerzizhidaonaxieangzangyinandeshiqing,suoyibianzaolegetonghualaihongta:“zheijianshiniqianwanbuyaogaosubieren,ruguobierenzhidaonizhizheimeduojinbi,jiuhuibanicongmamishenbiantouzou,ranhoumaidiaohuanjinbi!”
qinxizejingdaile,shuilinglingdetaohuayanzhengdelaoda,moudixiemanzhenjing。
zheibushi“nishilajitonglijianlaide”huanghuadefanbanma?
zheizhonghuanghua,budoushilihundedanshenmamayonglaipianxiaohaizidema?
xiangdaozheili,qinxizedexiaolianershunjianbiandeshabai:nandaotababamamayijinglihunle?
guaibudetachushenghoujiumeiyoujianguomama,erbabayebuyunxuxiangshanfuderenherentiqimama。
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qinxizeyuexiangyuenengkending,tadefumuyijinglihunle。
qinxizenanguojile,suiranyitadenianling,haibunengwanquanlijielihunyiweizheshenme,dantadagaizhidao,babahemamazhijian,tazhinengxuanyige。
xiaojiahuoerchuixianongmiruyayudezhangjiemao,quezhebuzhumanliandeshiluo。
kandaoerzizheiyang,qiaoshimanxintenghuaile,tashenshoubaerzibaojinhuaili,roushenganweitadao:“baobei,zheimeishenmehaonanguode,babazheizhongdongxi,wanquanzhongkanbuzhongyong,tanengzuodeshi,mamayequanbunengzuo,tabunengzuodeshi,mamayenengzuo,jiranruci,neiwomenhaiyaotazuoshenmeni?tawanquanmeiyouyongchu!”
qinxizehaishigaoxingbuqilai,suiranbabameiyoumamawenrou,buhuikuata,buhuipeitawaner,yecongmeijitazuoguofan……danneiyeshitababaya。
tahaoburongyicaidedaomama,nandaoyizhayanyouyaoshiqubabalema?
不!他不要这样!
tayaozhengjiubabahemamadehunyin,rangbabamamazhongguiyuhao。
zheiyangtajiunengjiyoumama,youyoubabale!
“qibaobao,haishibukaixinma?yaoburanmamaqingyitianjia,peiniquyoulechangwanhaobuhao?”jianhaizihaishimenmenbule,qiaoshimankaishijiaojinnaozhidedouhaizikaixin:“womenquwanernizuixihuandeyunxiaofeichuan!ranhouzaijinimainizuixihuanchidemianhuatang!”
“buyonglemama。”qinxizetaitou,chongqiaoshimanxiaolexiao:“woxiangqutuoersuo。”
zhiyouqutuoersuo,tacainengshishitadejihua,zhengjiubabamamadehunyin!
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shubuzhi,gangdaoyuersuo,qinxizebianyongqiaoshimanliujitadebeiyongshouji,toutoujixiangshanfuzhuanyongdehuajiangjiangxinchengdalegedianhua:“nihao,liushushuma?woshiqinyuchengdeerziqinxize,zhiqiannizaixiangshanfuhouyuanpeiyudelanmeiguiwofuqinhenxihuan,suoyixiangzaidingjiubaijiushijiuduo,songjiwomama,womamadedizhishijiangyunqu7haobieshu,qingjinwanqidianzhongsongguolai,wanfenganxie。”
xiangshanfulizhongzhegezhongmingguidehuacao,zheixiehuacaoquanshijiangxinchengpeiyude。
peiyumingguihuacaoxiangdanghuafeiliqi,suoyiyouhenzhangyiduanshijianjiangxinchengdouzhuzaixiangshanfu,yincitaduiqinxiaoshaoyedeshengyinzaishuxibuguole,yitingjiurenchulaile。
ranerxiaoshaoyedehuaquelingtazhenjingwubi!
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lanmeiguiyinweiyansehanjian,jiagekeshihongmeiguideshushibei,ertapeiyuchudelanmeiguiyoushilanmeiguizhongzuimingguidepinzhong,yanseyaobiqitalanmeiguishenhenduo,danzhijiaqiandouyaoyiwankuai。
jiuyezheiyisonghua,xiaoyiqianwanjiuyaosongchuqule。
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qinxiaoshaoyedeshengmushisheiyizhidoushigemi,quanguorenmindouzaicai。
jintianyoujihuinengjiekaimituan,jiandaochuanshuozhongdeshaonainai,jiangxinchengdangranbunengcuoguo!
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