haomenzongcaixiaoshuo《sanbaomamiyongruhuai》，jinqidianjilvfeichanggao，jiangshuzhujiaojiangnuantangshaozhanlindeaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“qingshu”dadasuozhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xiaodeshihou，tashenzhihanguoboyuqingdiedi，houlaibeijiangnuantangjiuzhenglejici，caikankangaiguolai。rujinfanzhuoshangduolegeshaoyijin，jiangyimiaobudebugujitadeganshou，……
jiangyihanbeikandexinlifaxu，danhaishijiliyanzang，guzuobudongdao：
“shibaitianzaijichangyujiande，zhangdepiaoliangyouwenrou，kendingshigehaomami。”
“是吗？”
shaozhanlinbuzhikefou，mouguangyouzaitalianshangtingliulehuicaidao：“nishuodewohuikaolv。qushuijueba！”
jiandandesigezi，zhaogaojintiandefuziyetandaocijieshu。
jiangyihanyejianhaojiushou，guaiqiaodeyingdao：“neibabanihaohaoxiuxi，wojiubudaraonigongzuole。”
shuowan，jiangyihanbufaqingkuaidelikaishufang。
bingbuzhidaoshenhoushaozhanlindemuguangzhuisuitadebeiyingliangjiu，mouguanglijinshitanjiu。
……
次日。
jiangnuantangqilegedazao，jiandanhualegedanzhuang，youjiliangxiaojiahuoyirenyigelibiewen，dingzhutamenguaiguaidaizaijiahou，zheicailikaigongyu，qucheqianwanggongsi。
chumenzao，lushangrenbuduo，ershifenzhonghou，cheziwenwenshirushaoshijituandixiatingchechang。
tinghaochezi，jiangnuantangxiachezhunbeishanglou，caigangguailegekou，jiukandaoyigelaorenkaozhezhuzitangzaidishang。
jiezheweiruodeguang，yinyinhaikeyikandaoetouqinzheyicengxihan。
laibujixiangqita，jiangnuantangkuaibuguoqu：“laoyeye，ninmeishiba！tingdedaowoshuohuama？”
qinghuanlejishengdoumeiyoudedaohuiying，jiangnuantangerhuabushuojiangshoutanxiangtadeshouwan，yuetingmaibomianseyuechen。
guoleyihui，jiangnuantangshouhuishou，youzailaorenjiadekoudailimolemo，jiemeizhaodaoyingjideyaowu。
shijianburongdange，jiangnuantangqingminyingchun，congbaolinachuyigehezidakai，gezhongzhangduandeyinzhenpaozaijiujingli。
jiangnuantangcongzhongnaleyigen，zailaorenerhoubozigendedifangzhaodaoxueweizhajinqu，qinglongmannianjixiahoucaihuanhuanchouchu。
suizheyinzhenchouchu，yuanbenmeiyouyishidelaorenjiahuanhuanxinglai，kandaojiangnuantangshouzhongxiangjindeyinzhen，laorenjiadeyandihuaguojifenchayi，buguohenkuaibianhuifuzhengchang，kanzhejiangnuantanglerandao：
“xiaoguniang，shinijiulewo？”
huashiyiwenju，yongdequeshikendingyuqi。
“wogangzhunbeishanglou，kandaonintangzaidishang，jiuguolaikankan。”
jiangnuantangbingmeiyoukeyiyinman，jiantademuguanghaitingliuzaizijishoulidezhenshang，molemohounaoshao，youxiegangadijieshi：
“benlaishiyaokanninshenshangyoumeiyoudaiyaode，danmeiyouzhaodao，suoyi……”
shidaifazhan，xiandairenduochongshangxiyi，duizhongyizhenjiuzheizhonglengmenjifa，nanmianhuiyoudichu，gangcairuofeiqingkuangbuyun，tayebuhuijiangyinzhennachulai。
rujindaoshiyouxiebuhaoshouchang。
jiangnuantangzhengweinan，jiukandaolaorengouqichunjiao，xiaozhekuanweidao：
“buyongdanxin，gangnijiulewo，woganxienidoulaibuji，youzenmehuizhiyini，zhishikannixiaoxiaonianjijiuyourucijingzhandeyishu，jingyabale。”
daobushilaorenkuadaqici，tazheishentidemaobing，shinianqingshizaizhanchangshangzhongdanliuxiadebinggen，kanleduoshaogeyishengdoubujianhao。
meicibingfayezhinengkaozhezhitengyaohuanjietengtong，gangcaijiushitengdeshoubule，caihunshuiguoqu。
rujinxinglai，queshiyidiantengtongdoumeiyou。
jiaotaruhebugandaojingya。
“您过奖了。”
jiangnuantangbushidiyicibeikuazanyishu，danneidoubushiduitazheigeshenfen，bujueyouxieseran，weilehuanjielianshangdezaore，tajiangyinzhenshouhaofanghuiqu，youcongbaolinachuyigetangguoguanzi。
“zheishiwozijizuodetangwan，ninruguobuxianqi，keyifangzaishenshang，pingrilijiudanglingzuichi。”
jiangnuantangshuodeqingmiaodanxie，fangfozhendeshizaiputongbuguodetangwan。
danqishi，ruguoyoudongderenkandaodehua，jiuhuizhidao，zheihetangwanbingbushiputongtangguo。
ershiyongduozhongjiazhibufeidezhenxiyaocailianzhiercheng，shiyoujiawushidecunzai。
rujinquebeitaqingpiaopiaodenachulai，haiyichushoujiushiyihe！
fangyandangjin，juefeiyibandehaoheng。
“hao，xiexienilexiaoguniang。”
laorenbingbuzhidaozheiyaodemiaoyong，zhishichuyuduixiaoguniangdexinrenyuhaogan，buyiyoutadejieguotangguan，bingqiezhenshibuyidejiangqishoufangdaoyifuneichendekoudailituotiebaoguan。
zuohaozheiyiqiehou，laorenzhuzheguaizhangzhanqilai，jiangnuantangxiayishifuletayiba，laorenjiangtadejudongfangzaiyanli，yandihuaguojifenzanshang，zhanhaohou，kanzhetadao：
“nikannijiulewo，wodouhaimeiganxieni，niyoujilewotangwan，shijianhaizao，buruwoqingnichigezaodian……”
jiangnuantangdeyeyenainaizaitahenxiaodeshihoujiuqushile，dantamenduitadeguanhuaiqueshenyinzaitadenaohaili，zheihuimianduizheiyangyigecimeishanmudelaorenjia，rangtaxinlirouruandeneichuyizhentangtie，jihuburenjujue。
danxiangdaojintianshangbandiyitian，daihuihaiyaobanliruzhishouxu，jiangnuantangdaodiqingxingdewanjulelaorenjiadehaoyi。
laorenjiazaidezhitahaiyoushiyaomanghou，youxieshiluo，danhaishixinranjieshou，dijitayizhangtangjinmingpian。
“jirannimeishijian，neiwoyebuqiangqiu，zheishangmianyouwodelianxifangshi，yihouyoushenmeshijinguanjiwodadianhua，meishidehua，yekeyiyuewozheigelaoyezichulaihehezaocha。”
qingsongzikandehua，huanjieleyinjiangnuantangjujueerdimidefenwei，yefupinglejiangnuantangxinzhongdekuijiu，taxiaozhediandiantou，jieguomingpian，kandaoshangmianlongfeifengwuxiezheshaohongjunsangedazi。
邵姓，这可不常见。
zaikanduifangtongshenshangxiaqidubufan，zhiyishun，jiangnuantangbiancaidaoleduifangdeshenfen。
buguotabingmeiyoushuoshenme，mianseruchangdehelaorenjiadaobiehou，bianwangdiantikouzouqu。
zaitazouhou，yigeguanjiamoyangderenshoulinazheyipingyaocongcongganlai。
“taiye，yaolaile，ninkuai……”
guanjiazhengyaocuiculaorenjiachiyao，quejianduifangshenglonghuohudizhanzaineili，sihaobujianxianqiandetongkunanshou，shenzhibipingrilihaijingshendousou，bujuelengzaidangchang，haobanshangcaizhaohuishengyin，nanyanzhenjingdiwen：
“taiye，ninmeishile？”
shaohongjunkanzhegenzaishenbianjishiniandelaohuojimiansejidong，qishitaxinlibitahaobuleduoshao，danhaishiqingleqingsang，guzuopingjingdao：
“meishile，gangcaiyudaogexiaoguniangjiwozhaleyizhen，xianzaiwojuedehunshenqingsong。”
shuozhe，zhupuerrenxiangshiyiyan，fenfenxiaokailai。
“zouba！qukankanwoneigebuxiaosun。”
……
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