《shibanianqian，qinyunjiazubeimie》cishuzuoweixiashuimoyudeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：di1zhang“gounanrenzhangdedaoshitingshuaide，niyexianglaipaowo？”meiyejiubanei。dengguangxuancai，renqunzaluan。zuijiaoluoli，liuxingyuneishuangzuyigouhunduopodetaohuayanzha....
第1章
“gounanrenzhangdedaoshitingshuaide，niyexianglaipaowo？”
魅夜酒吧内。
dengguangxuancai，renqunzaluan。
zuijiaoluoli，liuxingyuneishuangzuyigouhunduopodetaohuayanzhabazhe，daizhejifenzuiyihemimang，jindingzhemianqiandeqingnian。
qingnianzhangdedaoshinaikanjunyi，shencaitingba，jiushichuandejiweijianpo，yanzhongtouluzhejinzhangzhise。
“he，youshiyigebeilaoniangmideshenhundiandaodexiaonianqing！”
liuxingyubuxiediqinghengyisheng，minlekoujiu，anzigantan。
keqingnianqueturanshenxiyikouqi，dahandao：“ma！nihao，yihouwojiushinierzile，wojiaoqinyun，ershiyisui，xingbienan！”
“shengaoyimibaer，tizhongqishisigongjin，bakuaifujiliangtiaorenyuxian，wanmeifuhenizhaoerzideyaoqiu！”
zheiyishengma，yourutianleigungun，limabazhouweisuoyourendezhuyilixiyinleguolai。
“噗！”
liuxingyugengshiyikoubajiupenlechulai，jiuyidouxingledaban。
“你喊我什么？！”
“妈啊。”
qinyunyilianrenrufuzhongdeshense，jiannankaikou：“suiran，wozhixiaolenishijisui，danzhiyaonibujieyi，woyebujieyi！”
“zhiyaoshuohaodesanshiwanbaochou，yifenbushaojiuxing！”
zhouweiqunzhonglimayilunfenfen。
“**，zheiniantouwandehuaa，zhitingguohangandiede，hanmadewanfayechulaile？”
“zheinvdezhenyoubenshi，zhaogexiaobailianjiazhuangerzi，shizeqingren，zeze。”
“sanshiduosuilehaibaoyangneimehao，yikanjiushiyouqianren！”
taolunshengzhujianshao.erbuyi，bukanruer。
liuxingyuyizhangqiaolianzhangdetonghong，zaiyedaibuxiaqule，qidelinbaojiuzou。
nayourenyijianmianjiuhanmade？
talaipaobadehaoxinqing，quanbeizheigeshenjingbinghuile！
“ma，biezoua，nibushiqiuyougaoyoushuaideerzima，wonandaobufuheyaoqiuma？”
“ma，xiangdangchuwozaishanshang，keshishilibaxiangzuijingdeshuaige！”
“ma？wodeqinnianglie！wodouhanleneimeduoshengle，nibunengzhizhanbianyibujiqianya！”
qinyunbuyiburao，yibuyiqudigenzheta，yikouyigema！
liuxingyuzhongyurenwukeren，zhuanshennuhou：“jilaoniangbizui！”
“nicaisanshiduosui，nicaichulaizhaoerzini，zhengdanidegouyankankan，jiejiekeshiershisansuideqingchunmeishaonv！”
wangzheyanqianyouruzhamaoxiaomaobandenvren，qinyunyouxieshayan。
“nibushizaikeyunzhandianxianganshangtieleguanggao，zhongjinqiuzima？ranhouyuewo，wanshangjiudianmeiyejiubajian。”
“lujianzisexiaoshangyi，xishangbaotunxiaopiqun，fubaimaomei、jueshimeinv，fuhezheixiemiaoshudezhenggejiubalizhiyouni！”
liuxingyushenxiyikouqi：“suiranbuzhidaonageshaqiandaodeluantiexiaoguanggao，dankanzainishigeshaziyoukuawopiaoliangdefenshang，wobuhenijijiao。”
“qici，zhongjinqiuzideyisibushizhaoerzi……”
她刚想解释。
turan，yizhishouturanpailepaiqinyunde**，dunshirangtahuquyizhen！
“xiaoshuaige，laineimezao？zenmenengchenzhewomeilaideshihou，chenjidashanqitameinvni？jielegongzuo，niyihoukejiushiayiyigerendele。”
“gege，zheishencaihaizhenbucuo，fujigagaying，yaozigagazhuangshi，jiejiexihuan~”
yimianshuo，neishouchenjiyidunchidoufu。
qinyunhunshenjipigedadiaoleyidi，limachoushentuichulai，zheicaikanqingzhanzaizijishenhoudenvren。
kao，zheihaishichuanshuozhongfubaimaomeideqingchengmeinvma？
整个一天山猪妖！
mianqiandenvrendeyouliangbaijin，lianshangzhouwenbianbu，baihuahuadefenyishuohuajiuhualalawangxiadou，neilieyanhongchungengshiranlexianxuebanciyan。
zuizhongyaodeshi，tachuanzhelujianzisexiaoshangyi，xishangbaotunxiaopiqun……
“hehe。”qinyunganxiaoliangsheng：“yuanlaishinin，zhongjinqiuzi？”
“shiya。”nvrenxiaozhepaolegemeiyan：“nishentineimehao，yidingnenghewoshenglianggedapangxiaozi，bu，woyaoshengqige！”
秦云瞪大眼。
tazheicaimingbai，zhongjinqiuzibushiqiuerzi，shiqiushengerzi！
“shizaibuhaoyisi，zheiweinainai！woyijingxiandayingzheiweimeinvle，ma，womenzou！”
qinyunshenseyansu，chezheliuxingyudeshoujiuzou。
kanhaoxizhengqijingdeliuxingyulimayidengyan：“zaihanma，wodaduannidegoutui！”
“dameinv，nijiufafashanxinjiujiuwoba。”
qinyunyadishengyindao：“dabule，wobushouniqianle。”
“suiranwogangxiashanbudongnimenchenglirendehuahuachangzi，danzaorenyundongzheizhongshenshengdeshi，shifushuozhinenghezhangdepiaoliangshencaiyouhaodenvrenzuo！”
柳星雨一时无言。
tabulijie，zenmenengyourendingzhezheizhangchunliangwuhaidelian，yibenzhengjingdishuozhezheizhongliumanghua！
两人大步离开。
zhiliuxianeigelaonvrenzaiyuandilingluan。
“chulaizhaojinzhu，haidaizijixiaomayiqilai？”
zouchujiuba，qinyunzhongyuzhangsonglekouqi：“nianglie，yaobuzenmeshuoqiannanzhuanshinanchi，wojiubugaitantuneizhangxiaoguanggaoshangdesanshiwan。”
“feihua，sanshiwanshineimehaozhuande？juranyiweihanrenjishengmajiuyou！woyaoshiniqinma，wodasini！”liuxingyujiaohengyisheng。
“shia，shiwotaidanchunle。”
qinyunyouzhonggantan：“buguowocongxiaojiuzaishanshangzhangda，meidiemeiniang。”
“chitianlide，zhuashanshangde！zheixienianjieguobushaorenwuyejihenduorenkanguobing，kezhuandeqiandouzaishifudeyaobaoli，nalizhidaorenqingrucixiane？”
“haishishanshangderizihao，cunhuajiwochuitui，zhaihuajiwoniejian，piaoliangxiaoguafujiwo……”
“douguaizaolaotouzishayebushuojiubawoganxiashan，kanlai，shenwufenwendewozhiyoulusujietoule。”
柳星雨一挑柳眉。
“shuoguishuo，nidegouzhuazinengbunengbuyaoshunzhewodeshouqiaoqiaowangxiamo？”
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我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
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