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小说简介

《shuangbiaopopobuduanzuoyaobeiwozhengzhile》zheishixiamingdeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo,xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong!zhujiaoshilifengxiaorou,jiangshule:jiezhejianqiyipingnanshixiangshui,xiangzhuadaozuizhengyiyanggaojuguotou。duizheweiguanlinjudahan。“dajiakuailaikana!zhei***lianyenanrendexiangshuidouzangbaoli!”……

精彩章节

chumenqianlifengxiguanxingshangcesuo,popojiuyigejianbuchongdaomenkou。

genhongsansuixiaohaiyiyangpaizhemenban。

“baobaozijilachouchouzhenbang!yaobuyaomamajinicapipiya?”

wozhengduanzheshuibeiheshui,chadianyikoupenchulai。

popohuitoudengwoyiyan,manlianxianqi。

“kanshenmekan?woerzicongxiaochangweiruo,lashidoudewodingzhe!”

“nizheidanglaopodeyidiandoubushangxin!”

wofangxiabeizi,zuijiaochouchu:“ma,tadousanshile。”

“sanshizenmele?!zaiwoyanlitayongyuanshigebaobao!”tasangmendouranbagao。

“nidongshenme?woerzixiaoshihoukeguaile,lawanshihaihuihanmamacaca。”

cesuolichuanlailaogongbengkuidekesousheng:“ma!bieshuole!”

menyikai,laogongmanliantonghongdichongchulai,erduogendoukuaidixuele。

popohaixiangcoushangqu,beitayibalanzhu。

“ma!yihoubiezheiyangle!”

popoweiqudipiezui:“mazheibushipanibianmima。”

wolinqibao,chonglaogongweiweiyixiao:“zouba,‘baobao’,shangbanyaochidaole。”

yilushang,laogongmentouzoulubugankanwo。

woguyiniezhesangzixuepopo:“baobaohuizijilashizhenbang——mamajinicapipiya——”

tamengdiwuzhuwodezui,zuoyouzhangwang。

“祖宗!别说了!”

woshuaikaitadeshouqingxiao:“xinga,jinwanyaomenimabanzou,yaomewobanzou。”

tazhuakuangdi***toufa:“wojinwanjiuquanta!zhende!”

wokanzhelaogongchengkendiyanshen,meizailita。

xiabanhou,wogangzoudaoxiaoqulouxia,yuanyuanjiukanjianpopochazheyaozhanzaidanyuanmenkou。

脸色阴沉得像锅底。

haimeidengwozoujin,tayigejianbuchongshanglai,

shouzhijihuchuodaowobijianshang,shengyinjianlidezhengdongloudounengtingjian:

“nizheigebuyaoliandedongxi!ganwangjialidaiyenanren?!”

wobeitahoudeyileng,zhoumeihoutuibanbu:“ma,nizaihushuoshenme?”

“还装?!”

tayibazhuaizhuwodegebo,lingyizhishoucongbeihoushuaichuyijianheisechenshan。

“zheiyifunalaide?woerziconglaibuchuanzheizhongkuanshi!nidangwoshixiade?!”

wodingjingyikan,qidexiaochusheng。

“zheishiwoshangzhoujilifengmaide!biaoqiandoumeichai!”

tatuomoxingzipenlewoyilian。

“wobaobaocongxiaodaodadeyifudoushiwomaide!”

“tazhichuanchunmiande、qiansede!zheizhongheibuliuqiudepobu,tapengdoubuhuipeng!”

wolandegentazheng,zhuanshenyaozou。

taqueyibachezhuwodebao,limiandedongxihuala***leyidi。

jiezhejianqiyipingnanshixiangshui,xiangzhuadaozuizhengyiyanggaojuguotou。

对着围观邻居大喊。

“dajiakuailaikana!zhei***lianyenanrendexiangshuidouzangbaoli!”

wodunxiaqujiandongxi,shouzhifadou。

“neishijinierzideshengriliwu!”

“bian!jixubian!”tayijiaotifeiwodekouhong,sangmenyuelaiyuegao。

“woerziyongdemuyuludoushiwotiaode!tagenbenbuyongxiangshui!”

“nizheizhongbujiandiandenvren,dangchujiubugaijinwojiademen!”

jigelinjutantouzhangwang,jiaotoujieer。

woshenxiyikouqi,taochushoujibotonglelaogongdianhua,rangtaganjinhuilai。

dianhuagangguaduan,popoturanyipiguzuozaidishang,shuangtuiluandeng,chezhesangziganhaoqilai。

“aiyo!wodemingzenmezheimekua!erxifunvedailaorena!”

tayibiankuhan,yibianchuixiongdunzu,huoxiangyankuqingxidelaodan。

jigeluguodelinjubeitadedongjingxiyin,fenfenweileguolai,zhizhidiandian。

woshenshouqulata:“ma,bienaole,xianhuijia!”

tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou,shunshiwangdishangyitang,gunleyishenhui。

jixutianyoujiacu:“dajiapingpinglia!zheieduxifuzuotianhaixianzhuoziburangwochifan!”

“wanshanghaibiwoshuidiban,woyibalaogutoua。”

weiguandedamamendunshizhaleguo,qizuibashedizhizewo。

“xianzaidenianqingrenzhenbuxianghua!”

“laorenzaibuduiyebunengzheimeduidaia!”

“kanzhetingsiwende,xinzenmezheimehen?”

woqidehunshenfadou,shouzhijinjinzuanzhebaodai。

popojianyourenchengyao,yandegengqijingle。

yibabitiyibaleidikusu:“woerzibuzaijia,tajiuzheimeqifuwoa!wohuobuxiaqulea。”

“huobuxiaqujiubiehuole!”

wotaochushouji,zheicizhijiebole110。

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