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”zhangkuangwanwanmeixiangdaowolaizheishou，xiayishibiyanhoutui，suiranyonghutilingqidankailedabufen，

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”lieyangzongderenpokoudama。qingyunzongderen……zefenfenwuzhulelian，meiyankan。wokebuguanzheixie，chentabing，

yaotaming！abu，shichentaganga，woyaotouzi！woyigelanlvdaguntiejintaxiashen，

shichulejietouhunhundajiadezhaopaizhaoshi——“liaoyintui”！zhangkuangdaodishilianqidayuanman，fanyingjikuai，

shuangtuiyijia，dangzhulewozheiyijiao，danzishijiqibuya，qidetawawadajiao：“xiaozazhong！wozaileni！

”tayanjingtonghong，yegubudeshenmeqiecuoguijule，yizhangdaizhechirejingfengjiuchaowotianlinggaipailai。

zheiyaoshipaishile，wofeidenaojiangbengliebuke。wanle！wantuole！wohedehunfeiposan。

jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，womengdixiangqiqianjitianxitongjianglideyitadiji“pibengfu”。

zheiwanyiermeishashashangli，jiushitierenshenshang，nengrangrenrenbuzhulianfangshijigexiangpi，kanchengshesiliqi。

woyegubushangneimeduole，taochuneitafulu，yekanbuqingshinazhang，yunqi《niqiugong》mengdiyiduo，

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ranhou……“pu——pupupu——pu！”yilianchuanxiangliangzhiji、yiyangduncuo、haidaizhedianhuiyindepisheng，

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qingyunzongdiziwuzheliandeshouzhifengzhangdelaoda。gaotaishangdezhanglaomen，xiabadoukuaidiaodaodishangle。zhangkuangdelian，

xianshixuehong，ranhoushabai，zuihouzhuanweiyizhongjizhide、wufaxingrongdeqingse。tazhenggerenxiangbeileipileyiyang，

jiangzaiyuandi，shentiweiweifadou，neiyanshenlidekuangaobujianle，

zhishengxiawubiandemangranhe……judade、zuyiyanmeiyiqiedexiuchiheganga。【ding！

chenggongduimubiaoquntizhizaodaguimo“jizhiganga”qingxu！qingxujiazhipinggu：c+ji！

huodejiangli：baibeifanhai！xiuwei+yinian！huodeteshufulu·dijihuanzhenfux3！】xiuweizaiciyongru，

kewomeibandianxiyue。yinweixiayimiao，zhangkuangfachuyishengjinhuyeshoubande、xiufendaojidiandehaojiao，

yanjingchihongdisisidingzhuwo：“wo！yao！sha！le！ni！！”ergaotaishang，

xuanshizizhanglaodepaoxiaoyetongshizhaxiang，qidehunshenfadou：“lin！mo！nizheiwukejiuyaodeniezhang！gunguolai！！

！”de，waibuchongtumeijiejue，neibuyalidaoshidinglegele。wokanzheyibianshikuaiyaofengmodezhangkuang，

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**dafale！disizhangdabijuejingzongmendabizheiwanyier，

shuobailejiushiyichangdaxingde、beiguizekuangqilaidedoushouxi。

geludizixiangdalejixuesideshangqupingenisiwohuo，jiuweilebodezhanglaomenqingyan，duolaojikuailingshi，

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manchangxingzoude“jingyanbao”a！kexi，wodetouzifangshi，genneixiezhengerbajingqiajuenianzhoudetongmenbiqilai，

xiandeshineimede…biejuyige。touyilun，pengshanggetizhuangruniu、haochengwaimenquanjiaodiyidejiahuo。

gemeneryishangtaijiubaxiongfupaidepengpengxiang，shuoyaorangwosanzhao。wokeqileliangju“neiduobuhaoyisi”，

fanshoujiujihuoleneizhangdijihuanzhenfu。haojiahuo，zheizhuanghanyanqianyihua，

dagaishibaleitaikanchengleyihongyuandexiuchuang，dangzhequanchangjibaihaorendemian，jiukaishikuanyijiedai，

niudongzhemaorongrongdeshenqu，zuilihaihenghengzhebuchengdiaodexiaoquer。caipanzhanglaoliandoulvle，ganjinxuanbuwosheng，

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toutoubatafangzaixiuxiqudeshuihulideqingshui，huanchenglewotezhide“badounongsuoye”。jieguobisaigangkaishi，

tajiancaibachuyiban，liansezhoubian，ranhouwuzheduzijiuyibaimichongcidesudubenxianglemaoce，qiquanle。

taluguodedifang，liuxiayigudandande、lingrenbuandeqiwei。jiukaozhezheixieshangbudetaimiandeyinjianshouduan，

wojurantaniangdeliangundaipajinleqianshiliuqiang！leitaixiamian，

mawo“**bailei”、“qingyunzhichi”deshengyinyilanggaoguoyilang。yawoshudedugoumenshudedidiao，

kanwodeyanshenhenbudeshengtunlewo。gaotaishang，xuanshizizhanglaoneilianse，yijingcongguodiheishengjichengleguancaibanhei，

hunshensanfadeneiguzidiqiya，liantapangbiandejiweizhanglaodouqiaoqiaobayizinuoyuanlexie。

dengwohaoburongyiyouyongyibatezhiyangyangfen，rangyiweishixiongxiaotanzaitaishang，

zijidoujuezheshengzhibuwu、saodehuangdizouxialeitaishi，xuanshizizhanglaozaiyerenbuzhule。ta“huo”dizhanqishen，

yigeshanshenjiuduzaiwomianqian，neiyanshenlengde，nengdongsinanjixianwengyangdeqie。“linmo！

”tadeshengyinxiangshicongbingkulonglilaochulaide，yadejidi，quemeigezidouzazaiwoxinkoushang，“nizheiniezhang！

tingzhe！zongmendabi，naizhangxianwoqingyunzhengdaoqixiangzhisuo，