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duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《shouzhang，lihunqingdabaogao！》youzuojiawenwenjiujiuchuangzuo,zhujiaoshiguzhangfengbaixiulianlinwanyi，womenweinintigongshouzhang，lihunqingdabaogao！shoufazuixinzhangjiejizhangjieliebiao。jiangshudeshiyingtingdemeimaoningchengleyigechuanzi。“diyi，zheihunshiniqiuzhejiede，bushiwo。shinimuqinnazhenixishengzhanyoudeenqing，quwomencunliqiuwojiaguolaijinierzidang……

精彩章节

zhongshenghuiwoheguzhangfengdexinhunye，tajiangyifenlihunxieyipaizaiwomianqian，yanshenlengdexiangbing。“linwanyi，

nitudedongxiwojini，yinianhounigundan。”shangyishi，woweitacaochijiating，xiaojinggongpo，daidajizi，

zuihouquezhihuanlaitabaiyueguanghuichenghoudeyiju“tacaishiwocishengzhiai”。qutamadexianqiliangmu！zheiyishi，

wokanzhetaneizhangbibingshanhailengdejunlian，yibajiangtatuichuhunfang，fanshousuoshangmen。“lihunkeyi，danxianzai，

qingniyuanrundicongwoyanqianxiaoshi。laoniangyaoshuijue，yigeren！”01“linwanyi，bieshuahuayang。”menwai，

chuanlainanrenyayizhenuhuodejinggao，shengyinxiangshicuilebing。womeilita，

jingzhizouxiangneizhangpuzhedahongxizidehunchuang，xinlizhiyouyigeniantou：shuijue。jiuzaijifenzhongqian，

wogangzhongshenghui1982nian，hebeichengjunquzuinianqingyouweideyingzhangguzhangfengdexinhunye。shangyishi，

renrendouxianmuwolinwanyi，yigexiangxiayatou，jingrannengjiajijiashixianhe、qiantuwuliangdeguzhangfeng。

woyiweizheishixingfudekaishi，biantaoxintaofei，shouqisuoyoufengmang，xuezhezuogewanmeidejunsao。

wojinxinsihoutatiaotidemuqin，renrangdiaomandexiaogu，jiangtaneizibideerzishiruojichu，

bajialidalidejingjingyoutiao，haorangtaanxinzaibuduijiangongliye。kejieguoni？sannianhou，

tadebaiyueguanglinjubaixiuliancongwengongtuanfengguanghuicheng。taweilejibaixiulianyigemingfen，

haobuliuqingdijiangwosaodichumen。tashuo：“wanyi，nishigehaonvren，danxiuliancaishiwoaideren。nixiangyaode，

wojiabeibuchangni。”woxianggexiaohua，

beizhenggejunqudayuanchuozhejilianggumashi“zhanzhemaokengbulashi”dexiangxiaponiang。zuihou，wotuozhebingti，

jingshenchuhu，zaineigedaxuefenfeidedongtian，sizailewurenwenjindehutongli。laotianyouyan，rangwozhonglaiyici。

zheiyici，wokanzheyanqianzheizhangyingjunquelengmodelian，hetadiguolaidelihunxieyi，zhijuedewubifengci。

xieyishangxiedeqingqingchuchu，zhiyaowoanfenshoujibanyanyiniandegutaitai，bujitaremafan，yinianhoulihun，

tahuibangwoanpaiyigeguoyingchangdegongzuo，waijiasanbaikuaiqianbuchang。sanbaikuai，zaibashiniandaichu，

suanshiyibijukuan。yigetiefanwan，gengshiduoshaorenmengmeiyiqiudedongxi。shangyishidewo，

jiushibeizheidian“haochu”milexinqiao，tianzhendiyiweizhiyaowozuodezugouhao，zongnengwuretadexin。“zenme？

xianshao？”guzhangfengjianwojiujiubuyu，meijiandezhezhougengshenle，yandidebunaihebiyihaobuyanshi，“linwanyi，

nidedixiwoqingchudehen。nidalaoyuancongxiangxiajiaguolai，bujiushituzheixiema？”tayiwei，

wohaishineigeaimuxurong、beitananiedesisidelinwanyi。woxiaole，naqizhuoshangdexieyi，

zaitacuoedemuguangzhong，“cila”yisheng，sidefensui。“guyingzhang，”wopailepaishoushangdezhixie，

yuqipingjing，“nihaoxianggaocuoleyijianshi。”“shenme？”taxianranmeigenshangwodejiezou，

yingtingdemeimaoningchengleyigechuanzi。“diyi，zheihunshiniqiuzhejiede，bushiwo。

shinimuqinnazhenixishengzhanyoudeenqing，quwomencunliqiuwojiaguolaijinierzidanghouma。dier，

”wodunledun，taiyanzhishitashensuidemouzi，yiziyijudao，“woduijinierzidanghouma，meixingqu。duini，

gengmeixingqu。”shuowan，womeizaikantalianshangshanbengdiliebandebiaoqing，zhijiejiangtatuichulemen。“peng”deyisheng，

menbeiwoconglimianfansuo。wojiangtagaodashenyinggejuezaiwaidetongshi，yegejueleshangyishineigeyuchundeziji。

menwaianjinglejimiao，suijixiangqitaqijibaihuaidechuimensheng：“linwanyi，kaimen！nibahuashuoqingchu！

”wolandelihui，tuodiaoshenshangluorendehongjiayi，tangzaichuangshang，yongbeizimengzhuletou。qutamadeguzhangfeng，

qutamadexianqiliangmu，laoniangyaogaoshiye，yaozhuanqian，yaohuochugerenyanglai！zhiyuzheigenanren，sheiaiyaosheiyao！

zheiyiwan，woshuidegewaixiangtian。erguzhangfeng，jushuozaishufanglikuzuoleyiye，taneiyingjundelianshang，

diyicichuxianlemingwei“shikong”debiaoqing。zheishitaneiweizuixihuanjiaoshegendemeimei，diertianzaoshanggaosuwode。

02diertianyizao，woshenqingqishuangdizouchufangmen，guzhangfengyijingqubuduile。canzhuoshang，

popolixiumeihexiaoguzigupanpanzhengjinweizuo，lianseyigebiyigenankan。“linwanyi，nikezhenshizhangbenshile！

xinhunyejiubazhangfengganchufangmen，womengujiadeliandoubeinidiujinle！”lixiumeiyipaizhuozi，jiyanlise。

gupanpanzaiyipangyinyangguaiqidifuhe：“ge，nikantaneideyiyang，

buzhidaodehaiyiweizijishinajiadegongzhuni！yigexiangxiayatou，zhenbazijidangpancaile。

”woliangeyanshendoulandejitamen，jingzhizoujinchufang，jizijishengleyiwanxifan，nalegebaimianmantou。

shangyishi，woweiletaohaotamen，tianbuliangjiuqichuangzuozaofan，dundunbuzhongyang，jieguoni？

tamenyibianchizhewozuodefan，yibiantiaotiwoshouyibuhao，shuowolangfeiliangshi。xianzai，wokebusihoule。

“ni……nizheishishenmetaidu！”lixiumeiqideliandoubaile，“haiyoumeiyoudianguiju？

buzhidaoyaoxianjizhangbeishengfanma？”woyaoleyikoumantou，manyouyoudihuidao：“ma，xianzaidoushenmeniandaile，

haigaofengjianshehuineiyitao？zaishuole，guolihaiyou，nimenzijimeizhangshouma？”“ni！

”lixiumeiyikouqimeishanglai，wuzhexiongkouzhiduosuo。gupanpanliketiaoleqilai，

zhizhewodebizima：“linwanyi，nibiejilianbuyaolian！nichidezhudedoushiwojiade，nipingshenmezheimexiaozhang？

”“jiupingwoshiguzhangfengmingzhengyanshunquhuilaidexifu，zheijiehunzheng，keshishoufalvbaohude。

”wohuanglehuangshoulidemantou，xiaodexiangzhitoulexingdemao，“niyaoshijuedewoaiyan，

rangnigeganjingenwolihuna。”fanzhenglihunxieyidoubeiwosile，xianzaizhudongquankeshizaiwoshoushang。

gupanpanbeiwoyedeshuobuchuhua，yizhanglianzhangchenglezhuganse。

lixiumeidagaishimeijianguowozheime“fangsi”dexifu，qidezhiniantao“fanletianle”。wochibaohezu，

calecazui，zhunbeichumen。“zhanzhu！niyouyaoqunaerye？”lixiumeilishenghedao。“zhuanqian。

”worengxialianggezi，touyebuhuidizoule。liuxiapoxierrenzaiyuanditiaojiao。chulejunqudayuan，

wozhibenzuijindeheishi。bashiniandaichu，gaigekaifangdechunfengganggangchuiqi，

getihuhaishigebeirenqiaobuqidecier，danzhiyouwozhidao，zheilimianzangzheduodadeshangji。wozhongshenghuilai，

kebushiweilegengujiazheiqunjipindouqide。woyaozhuanqian，zhuanhenduohenduodeqian，ranhoumaigedafangzi，

guozijidexiaosarizi。wotaochushenshangjinyoudeershikuaiqian，zheishiwochujiashiwodiemajiwodequanbujiadang。

womeiqumaibuliaozuoyifu，neigechengbentaigao，huibenman。wojide，zheigeshiqi，gangfengzhengzaiqiaoranliuxing，

nvhaimendouaimei，danshimianshangdetoushifanlaifuqujiuneijiyang，tudediaozha。wopingzheshangbeizidejiyi，

zaiheishilitaoleyipicaisedenilongxian、xiaokedesuliaozhuziheyixietiesi。huidaodayuan，womeijinjiamen，

zhijiezaiyuanziliderongshuxia，zhaolegexiaobandengzuoxia。woshoujiaomalidijiangzheixiebuqiyandecailiao，

bianchengleyiduoduojingzhilitidehuaduofajia，haiyoushimaode“dianhuaxian”faquan。wozheishuangshou，

shangbeizizuofanxiyimochulehoujian，zheibeizi，keyaoweizijibianzhichuyigejinxiuqiancheng。henkuai，

woxinqidewanyierjiuxiyinledayuanliyixienianqingxiaoxifuheguniangmendezhuyi。“yo，wanyi，

nizheishoushanggudaodesha，haitinghaokande。”yigesaozihaoqidicouguolai。“zijizuozhewande，”woxiaolexiao，

jiangyigegangzuohaodehudiefajiabiezaitatoushang，“saoziniqiao，duochengren。

”neisaoziduizhewodiguoqudexiaojingzizuozhaoyouzhao，yanjingdouliangle：“aiya，shihaokan！

bigongxiaoshemaideqiangduole！zheige……maima？”yuer，shanggoule。03“saozixihuanjiusongnile，

buzhishenmeqian。”woguzuodafangdibaibaishou。neisaoziqueshigeshichengren，feiyaojiqian，

congkoudailitaochuwumaoqianyingsaijiwo。“neizenmexing！nizheishouyihuo，feishifeilide，bunengrangnibaixinku。

”wumaoqian，yigefajia。yaozhidao，gongxiaoshelizuiputongdesuliaofajiayeyaosanmao，wozheigeyouxinchaoyoubiezhi，

maiwumaojianzhishiliangxinjia。youlediyigeguke，shengyilikejiulaile。“linwanyi，yejiwolaiyige！

”“woyaoneigedaizhuzide，duoshaoqian？”“woguinvxiageyueshengri，nizheigezhenghaojitadangliwu！

”yishijian，wobeiyiqunnvrenweideshuixiebutong。woyibianshouqian，yibianshouxiabutingdi**，

zuilihaitiantiandihanzhe“saozi”“jiejie”，bazheiqunjunsaohongdexinhuanufang。yigexiawudeshijian，

wodailaidecailiaoquanbuyongguang，koudailichuaizhechendiandiandesanshiduokuaiqian，biwodiemajiwodejiazhuanghaiduo。

woxinlilekailehua，zheikebisihougujianeiyijiaziyouchengjiuganduole。zhengdangwozhunbeishoutanhuijiashi，

yigebuheshiyideshengyinxiangleqilai。“linwanyi，nizhenshibuzhilianchi！shenweijunsao，

jingranzaiwaimianpaotoulumianzuozheizhongtoujidaobadeshengyi，niduideqizhangfengma？”woyitaitou，

jiukandaogupanpanshuangshouchayao，manlianbiyidizhanzaiwomianqian，tashenbianhaizhanzhejigekanrenaobuxianshidadelinju。

wohaimeikaikou，gangcaimailefajiadelisaozijiubuleyile。“panpan，huakebunengzheimeshuo。

wanyikaozijideshouyizhuanqian，zenmejiutoujidaobale？womendoujuedetinghaode。”“jiushi，

wanyizuodefajiahaokan，womendouxihuan！”lingyigesaoziyebangqiang。gupanpanmeixiangdaowohuizheimederenxin，

qideduojiao：“nimendoubeitapianle！tajiushigeaimuxurongdenvren，jiajiwogejiushiweileqian！

”wolengxiaoyisheng，zhanqishen，manyouyoudizoudaotamianqian。“gupanpan，woshibushiweileqian，nigezuiqingchu。

buguo，”wohuafengyizhuan，yangleyangshoulideqian，guyirangtakanqingchu，“jiusuanwoshiweileqian，

neiyeshiwozijizhuande，guangmingzhengda。buxiangmouxieren，yibanianjilehaidaizaijialikenlao，

chidechuandedoukaofumuxiongzhang，neicaijiaodiuren。”wozheifanhua，jujuchuozaigupanpandexinwozishang。

tanianjinershihaimeiduixiang，gongzuoyegaobuchengdibujiu，zhengtianyoushouhaoxian，

jiukaozhelixiumeideniaiheguzhangfengdejiejiguorizi。“ni……nihushuobadao！

”gupanpandelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse，naoxiuchengnudixiangshanglaituiwo。woyigeceshen，qingqiaodiduoleguoqu。

“zenme？shuodaonitongchule？xiangdaren？”wobaozhegebo，haozhengyixiadikanzheta，“woketixingni，

xianzaishifazhishehui，darenkeshifanfade。zaishuole，wokeshinimingyishangdesaozi，niduiwodongshou，

neijiushiyixiafanshang，chuanchuqunimengujiadejiajiaokejiuchenglezhenggedayuandexiaohuale。

”gupanpanqidehunshenfadou，queyigeziyefanbobuchulai。zhouweidelinjumenkanzhetadeyanshenyebianlewei，

zhizhidiandian，yilunfenfen。jiuzaizheishi，yilianglvsedejunyongjipuchetingzailebuyuanchu。

guzhangfengchuanzheyishenbitingdejunzhuang，congcheshangzoulexialai。takandaoyanqianzheihunluandeyimu，

meitoulikezhouleqilai，neizhangjunlianshangxiemanlebuyue。tajingzhixiangwozoulai，

meiyibudouxiangshicaizairendexinjianshang，daizheyiguporendeyali。woxinliqingchu，tashilaixingshiwenzuide。

guoran，tazaiwomianqianzhanding，muguangrujudidingzhewo，shengyinlengdediaozha：“linwanyi，niyouzainaoshenme？

”neiyuqi，fangfowojiushigewuliqunao、weikongtianxiabuluandefengzi。04“womeinao。

”woyingshangtademuguang，bushanbubi，“wozhishizaijiuzheng**meicuowudejiazhiguan，shunbian……zhuandianlinghuaqian。

”guzhangfengdeshixianluozaiwoshenhoudetanzishang，haiyouneixiesaozimentoushangdaizhedexinqifajia，

meijiandezhezhougengshenle。“ge！nikankanta！tabawomengujiadeliandoudiujinle！

”gupanpanxiangshizhaodaolejiuxing，likechongguoqugaozhuang，“nikuaiguanguanta！”guzhangfengdeliansechendenengdichushui。

zaitamenzheizhongchuantongdejunrenjiatingkanlai，nvrenjiugaizaijiaxiangfujiaozi，paotoulumianzuoshengyi，

jianzhishishangfengbaisu。tadagaiyiwei，wohuixiangshangyishineiyang，beitayigeyanshenhedejinruohanchan，

ranhouguaiguairencuo。kexi，wobushiyiqiandelinwanyile。“guyingzhangyaoshijuedewodiulenidelian，

”wowanyaoshoushihaowodexiaobandenghegongju，jiangqianchuaijindouli，dongzuobujibuhuan，“mingtianwomenjiuqubanlihun，

congciyibieliangkuan，nidelianmian，jiuzaiyegenwomeiguanxile。”shuowan，woraoguota，jingzhiwangjiazou。

guzhangfengjiangzaiyuandi，sihumeixiangdaowohuiba“lihun”lianggezishuodezheimeqingmiaodanxie。

zhouweidelinjumengengshidaqidoubuganchu，zhenggechangmianxianruyizhongguiyideanjing。wonengganjuedao，

beihouneidaozhuoredeshixian，jihuyaobawodehoubeishaochuan。tashenshangneiguchangnianshenjugaoweideyapogan，

ruoshihuanlepangren，kongpazaojiutuiruanle。danwo，zhihuijuedekexiao。huidaojia，

yigeshouxiaoderenyingcongmenhoutanchutou，qieshengshengdikanzhewo。shiguzhangfengdeerzi，guxiaobao。shangyishi，

woweiletaohaozheigehaizi，feijinlexinsi。jitamaixinyifu，zuotaaichidecai，meitianjiesongtashangxue。

ketayinweiqinshengmuqindelishi，xinggebiandegupizibi，shizhongbukenjienawo，

shenzhilianhegupanpanyiqizhuonongwo。zheiyici，womeizaixiangshangbeizineiyang，likeduiqixiaoliancoushangqu。

wozhishikanletayiyan，ranhoujingzhizoujinzijidefangjian，guanshanglemen。duidaiyigeyouxinlichuangshangdehaizi，

guodudereqingzhihuirangtagengjiakangju。zuihaodefangshi，shijitakongjianhezunzhong。wobazijiguanzaifangjianli，

kaishiguihuawodexiayibu。fajiashengyizhishigekaishi，yaoxiangzuoda，bixuyaoyouzijidepinpaihequdao。fuzhuang，

caishiweilaidefengkou。wozhenghuazheshejitu，fangmenbeiqingqingqiaoxiangle。wodakaimen，kandaoguxiaobaozhanzaimenkou，

shouliniezheyigediaoqidemutouxiaobingren，neishitacongbulishendewanju。tadizhetou，

xiaoshengshuo：“a……ayi，woele。”wolengleyixia。zheigeshijian，

lixiumeihegupanpanyinggaizaojiuhuilaile，tamenmeijitazuofan？wozoudaochufangyikan，guolilengbingbingde，

shenmedoumeiyou。woxinlitengqiyiguhuo。darenzhijiandemaodun，pingshenmeyaoqianlianyigehaizi？womeishuoshenme，

momodizoujinchufang，taomi，shenghuo，qiecai。henkuai，yiwanreqitengtengdejidanmianjiuchuguole。

wobamianduandaoguxiaobaomianqian：“chiba。”tataiqitou，heiliuliudedayanjinglimanshijingya，

sihumeixiangdaowohuijitazuofan。taxiaoxinyiyidinaqikuaizi，chileyixiaokou，ranhouyanjingyiliang，

kaishilangtunhuyanqilai。womeidaraota，zhuanshenzhunbeihuifang。“ayi，”taturanjiaozhuwo，shengyinyijiuhenxiao，

“……xiexieni。”wojiaobuyidun，xinlimouchurouruandedifangxiangshibeiqingqingchupengleyixia。“bukeqi。

”wodandandihuileyiju，guanshanglefangmen。menwai，guzhangfengbuzhiheshizhanzailezoulangdejintou，

jiangzheiyiqiejinshouyandi。tadeyanshenfuzananbian，youjingya，youtanjiu，haiyouyisiwokanbudongdeqingxu。

taneichangnianjinbengdezuijiao，sihuyouleyisiweibukechadesongdong。05diertian，yigebusuzhikededaolai，

dapolegujiadepingjing。baixiulian，neigezaishangyishihuilewoyiqiedenvren，chuanzheyishenshimaodelianyiqun，

tizheyidoushuiguo，xiaoyiyingyingdichuxianzaigujiamenkou。“zhangfengge，ayi，wocongshengwengongtuanhuilaile，

tedilaikankannimen。”tadeshengyinjiaodidide，xiangguolemi。lixiumeiyijiandaota，likemeikaiyanxiao，

lazhetadeshouxuhanwennuan，neiqinrejinger，biduiwozheigezhengpaierxifuqianglebaibei。“xiuliana，

nikesuanhuilaile！kuaijinlaizuo，ayikexiangsinile！”gupanpangengshixiangjiandaoleqinjiejie，

yikouyige“xiulianjie”，yinqindijitaduanchadaoshui。wozuozaijiaoluoli，

lengyankanzhezhei“yijiaren”qilerongrongdejingxiang，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。shangyishi，jiushizheigenvren，

dazhe“qingmeizhuma”deqihao，zaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei，zaiguzhangfengmianqianbanrouruozhuangkelian，

zuihouchenggongdibawojizou，jiuzhanquechao。zheiyishi，wodaoyaokankan，tahaiyoushenmebenshi。

baixiulianhenkuaijiuzhuyidaolewo，taguzuojingyadiwuzhuzui：“ya，zheiweishi……？

”lixiumeidelianseyouxiebuziran，mianqiangjieshaodao：“zheishi……zhangfengdexifu，linwanyi。”“e，

yuanlaishisaozia。”baixiulianlikehuanshangyifuqinqiedexiaorong，zoudaowomianqian，“saozihao，wojiaobaixiulian，

hezhangfenggecongxiaoyiqizhangda，genqinxiongmeiside。yihouwomenkeyaohaohaoxiangchu。

”tazuishangshuozhe“haohaoxiangchu”，yanshenliquechongmanleshenshihebuyichajuedediyi。wosuanshikanmingbaile，

zheijiushichuanshuozhongdegaoduanwei“lvcha”a。“nihao。”wolanyangyangditailetaiyanpi，lianzhandoulandezhanqilai。

baixiulianlianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，xianranmeiliaodaowohuizheimelengdan。lixiumeilikedenglewoyiyan，

dayuanchangdao：“xiuliannibiejieyi，taxiangxialaide，budongguiju。”“zenmehuini，

”baixiulianlikeshanjierenyidixiaolexiao，“wojuedesaozizheiyangtinghaode，zhilaizhiqude，henyougexing。

buxiangwo，congxiaojiuzuiben，buhuishuohua。”yo，kaishile。mingzhekuawo，anzhecaiwomeijiaoyang，