shuojushihuawodui《shouchaolailin！wozhaobaxianzhishouhuhuaxiazimin》zheipianwenzhangfeichanggandong，yeshouduzhexihuan，wohaimeiyouduwannei，linfanchenbaijundegushiqingjielingrenxinsixiangwang，ganxiebudushudeshengxiandenuli！jiangdeshi：“xueyitanglangshihuishifangyizhongdianziganraoxinhao，shisuoyoudetongxunxitongquanbushiling！”“zhiqiandeheizhouguojiajiushiyinweizheigebei……
“???”
“???”
shijiezhibojianzhaguole，quanbukouqilewenhao。
dengta：“wodefa，huaxiabushimeiyoushenmingma？”
daoguo：“huanjuezheiyidingshihuanjue，huaxiazenmekenengyongyoushenming？”
fanguo：“zheibukeneng，zheiyidingshihuaxiarenzhizaodejiaxiang！”
bangziguoyimin：“kee！lianwoweidadebangziguodoumeiyou，shenminghuaxiazenmekenengyou？”
huaxiaren：“wc，wohuaxiajuranyongyoushenming，tianyoudaxia！”
“nandaohuaxiazhendeyongyoushenming？zundujiadu？”
金陵内城中
chenbaijun，lihang，xueyitanglang，yijishengyudeyaoshoudouzaiguanchazhezheiweichunyangjianxianlvdongbin。
lvdongbinshuangyanweidong，yibuqingqingtachu，qiangdadeqichangshunjianjiangpangbiandeyaoshouzhenfeichuqu。
“rudengkezhiweihewohuaxiajingneihuiyouyaoshou？”
吕洞宾轻言道
lihangshenseyidong，limashangqiangongshenhuifudao：“huilvzu，wohuaxiabeiyaoshouruqin，zheixieyaoshouyijingshawohuaxiawanwanzimin，qinglvzuchushouzhanyao，weiwohuaxiaziminbaochou！”
shuowan，lihangyankuangzhongdeleishuiyijingpenyongerchu，zheijiniantayijingbukanzhongfu，jianguoletaiduoshenglisibie。
lvdongbinyiyankanxiangxueyitanglang，shunjian，xueyitanglangbianganshoudaoyiguqiangdadeliliang，jiangzijilaolaosuodingzhu。
“畜牲，死！”
meiyouhualidezhaoshu，lvdongbinzhishiqingqingfushou，yangqifuchen，yidaolinglidebaiguangbengfaerchu，
suoguozhichu，xukongweiweizhandong，xueyitanglangganshoudaolenongnongdesiwangweiji，
xianzaidesudupaoyijinglaibujile，xueyitanglangjiangshuangbeizhishangdexuelianheshi，xiangqiangxingdidangzheiyiji。
raner，zaiyubaiguangjiechuzhishi，tadexuelianbianderudoufubantanruanyipengjiusui，
baiguangqingqinghuaneibijingangshihaijianyingdelinpian，shunjiansifenwulie，zuihouzhishengyitanxueshui。
lihangdeyanshenzhongyouzhenjing，youxiyue，youhuihen。
tazhenjinglvdongbindeshiliruciqiangda，taxiyuetamenzhanshengleqiangdadeyaoshou，rangtahuihenmeiyouzaodianzheimezuo，zheiyangtajiunengshaosiyidianxiongdi。
世界直播间
“zheijiumiaole？womenzheijiuyingle？”
“jibairendouduibusidesijiyaoshou，tayijianmiaole？”
“尊嘟假嘟！”
dengta：“shangdiya，zheibaiyitianshenjingshihuaxiadeshenming？”
ouluoba：“fake，zheiyidingshijiade，huaxiazenmekenengyongyoushenming？”
daoguo：“baga，zheiyidingbushizhende，huaxiabukenengyongyouruciqiangdadeshenming！”
“nimenzheiqunxiaori……ziguodedaoguoren，zenmejiuyunxunimenyongyoushenming？womenhuaxiayongyoushenmingjiubuxingma？”
“jiushi，wohuaxiajianxianlvdongbinsuoxiangpimi，yihouwohuaxiazaishouchaozhizhongwenle！”
zhibojiandanmufengkuanghupen，shibushixiangqidianbaosheng。
灯塔国首都
“rousi，zheibushiwojianguodehuaxianeisangelaodaoshi，qizhongyige，huaxiadediyunhaishishenbukece！”
拜兰登笑了笑道。
yipangdemishufuhedao：“haishitonglingdarenzhihui，yonghuaxiadehualaishuoneijiao，shenjimiaosuan！”
tingdaozheihua，bailandengdashengdexiaolexiao。
“buguo，wodengtaguomeiyoutamenxiangxiangdeneimejiandan，neigejihuayegaiqidongle！youxiedongxiyegairangshijiegeguokankan，sheicaishizheigeshijiezhenzhengdebazhu？”
ouluobadoutongfu，ouluobageguolingdaoren，douzaiguankanzhibo，tamenshensegeyi，gegexinhuaiguitai。
“haolegewei，womenyegaishangyiyixiazenmemianduihuaxiale！”
ouluobalianmengdoutongbushenmishuodao。
岛国天皇殿
“baga，huaxiabushimeiyoushenmingma，nimenzheiqunfeiwuweihezhiqianyidianxiaoxidoumeiyou？”
daoguotianhuangyiliandeqifendemazhe。
suihou，yilianyinchendejinrutianhuangdianjindi。
“tianzhaodaren，weihehuaxianengzhaohuanchushenming，ninbushishuomougedashenmichushouyijingjinfengdiaolehuaxiadeshenminglema？”
daoguotianhuangyilianzunchongdiwenzhe。
pianke，daoguotianhuangdenaohaizhong，duolejidaoshengyin。
“wuyebuzhi，kenengshiyoudanengtupolefengjin，buguoniyewuxuzheji，wuyezixiduanxiangguozheizunhuaxiashenmingzhishihuifulewanfenzhiyideshili！”
“wuxuwuchushou，daizaiguojiyuedemieguojishouchaodaolai，tamenyiyangshoubuzhu！”
zaizheixiehualibian，daoguotianhuangzhaodaolejigeguanjianci，“wanfenzhiyideshili！”“danengzhe！”
daoguotianhuangyiliandejingkong，suihou，jiaojidewendao
“可是……”
buguohuahaimeishuochukou，naohaizhongchuanlaidehua，bianrangtabishanglezui。
“bugaizhidaode，biewen，haole，wuleile，nizouba！”
daoguotianhuangzhinengyilianwunaidezouchujindi。
金陵城内
lvdongbinyiliandanmodekanzhesizhoudedijieyaoshou，bachuhoubeidezhanyaojian，huishouyisao，
sizhoudeyaoshouquanbubeisaochenglexuewu。
ranhouduizhezhongshangdechenbaijun，shouzhongsanchuyidaobaiguang，chenbaijundeshangshibianqijibandefuyuan。
chenbaijunyiliandebukesiyi，gangxiangkaikou，xiangranglvdongbinyejiangqitasiqudejunrenfuhuo。
lvdongbinsihuzhidaotaxiangshuoshenme，dandandao：“sirenbukefuhuo，rudayuezhishengdayueshinianshouming！”
tingdaozheihuachenbaijunyemeiyouzaiwen，zhishizhanzhanweiweidedianleyigenyan，xiangyansuifengpiaodang，bansuizhetadefannaoyuyouchou，yitongpiaoxiangyekong。
jinlingzhizhanchedijieshu，zhici，huaxiayoushen，zaiyebujuhaiwaizhuguo。
“ganwenlvzuxianzaishihedengshili？”
陈百军问道
“wubujidianfengshiqiwanfenzhiyi，ruoanzhaorudengdenengliangdengjijisuan，dayuewei6jishuiping！”
tingdaozheihua，chenbaijunzhenjingle，wanfenzhiyideshilijuranyijingdadaoleliujideshuiping，neiyaoshihuifudianfengqi，
buganxiang，jianzhibuganxiang！
“那吕祖？”
陈百军着急的问道
“wuzhidaoruxiangwenshenme，kewuzijiyebuzhidaogairuhehuifushili，erhuaxiadeqitashenming，bukeshuo，bukeshuo，wozhinenggaosuni，gaichushizhishi，tamenzihuichushi！”
shuowanzheiyiduanhua，lvdongbinmianseningzhongtaitoukanlekantian。
翌日
zhangandeyangguangzhenghao，linfanyidazaoquchilegezaocan，
zuowandeshiqing，tayedagailejieleyixia。
“gujijintianzijidezhibojiuhuihuo，xitongzaichushideshihoukegaosutaredudaizhidaibiaoyiqie，zheijuhuakeshishenyouhanyia！”
林凡暗笑道。
zuihou，tajiakuailejiaoxiadebufa，zouxiangzijidedixiashi。
kelinfanshubuzhizhanganlinshitonglingbu，yijingchadaolexiexuxiansuo。
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