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ketingli，neifenyinzhexianhongtaitoude《jiehunshenqingbaogao》fuben，yijiuchendiandiandiyazaichajiyijiao，rutongyigewushengdejinggao，tixingzheshenqingyuetacikegangaerweixiandechujing。chuangwaideyushengxili，gengtianjifenshineideningzhi。

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“nainai，zheishitadechengjidanhebanzhurenpingyu。ninzijikanba。”tadeshengyinlengying，meiyourenheqingxuqifu，fangfozaichenshuyigeyujiwuguandeshishi。neifenchengjidan，zaitakanlai，shichuopota“weizhuang”deyoulizhengju，yeshiduitawangtuliyongguangboxueyuanpangaozhinianxiangdewuqingchaofeng。

lulaotaitaijieguochengjidan，tuiletuilaohuajing，zixikanqu。xiayimiao，tabumanzhouwendelianshangluchuyisimingxiandecuoe，shenzhibalaohuajingnakaiyoucoujinkanlekan。chengjidanshang，neiliaoliaojibideshuzi，ciyanderutongzhuoliedetuya：

政治：12分

语文：58分

数学：7分

外语：5分

er“gaishengzhengzhisixiangbiaoxianjipingyu”yilan，banzhurendezijigengshihaobuliuqing：

＞gaishengxuexitaidujibuduanzheng，quefajibenxuexizijuexingyudongli，zizhilijijinyuwu，shijianguanniandanbo，wanxinguozhong，zhuyilihuansan。benxueqileijichidao18ci，wugukuangke7ci。xuexijichujicha，ketangbiaoxianxiaoji，jianyixuexiaokaolvyuyiquantuichuli。

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“xiuxueliangnian，hainengkaoshangzhongzhuan？”lulaotaitaideyuqidaizheyouzhongdezanxu，lianshangluchulejinmenhoudediyisizhenqiedexiaoyi，“zheikebujiandan！shiquanxiandijiming？”zaizheigeniandai，kaoshangzhongzhuandenandukanbihoushidebenke，yesuanshijianzisheng，yiweizhetiefanwanheguangmingqiancheng。

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“xiuxueliangnianhainengkaoquanxian31ming？feichanghao！feichangcongming！”lujianguoyelianliandiantou，yuqimanshizanshang。takanzheyanqianzheiduijiemei：yige“wenwandafang”quechengjixilan、liejibanban，dingzhefenhuangtanghunyue；yige“chikunailao”、chengjiyouyi、qiantuguangming。gaoxialipan。taxinzhongduiererzidexuanze（neifenbaogao）gengtianlejifenwunai，tongshiyeyinyinjuede，huoxu……gaijizhanbeiwusegezhenzhengdeshuxiangmendi？yigelengyingqiangshidejunren，peiyigewenwanzhixingdewenhuaren，caishixiangdeyizhang。

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“nainai，ba，wojinwanhaiyaohuijunquzhibanbaodao。”tadeshengyindapoleketingzanshidefenwei，“xiaohuitongzhidetuishangbunengdanwu，mingtianshangwuwohuidaitaqujunquzongyuanxiangxijianchazhiliao。”shuowan，tazhangtuiyimai，jingzhishangleerlou。

buyihuier，luzhanbeitizheyigezhanxinde、shenzongsede“fenghuangpai”pigepixiangzoulexialai。xiangtiyongshanliangdelvtiaobaobian，guazheyibaxiaoqiaodehuangtongsuo，kuanshishimaoerjingzhi，shizheigeniandaichenglixueshengcainengyongyoude“gaodanghuo”。

tazoudaoshenxiaohuimianqian，jiangpixiangdiguoqu，yuqishigongshigongbandechenwen：“xiaohuitongzhi，zheigesongjini，zuoweikaoshangzhongzhuandekaixueliwu。zhuxiaoshiyongtazhuangxingli，bibeiloufangbian，yenengshangsuobaoguanwupin。”tadedongzuohehuayu，wanquanwushilezuozaiyipangdeshenqingyue，fangfotabucunzai。

shenxiaohuijingxidiwuzhulezui，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，jianzhibuganxiangxin！tazhandouzheshoujieguoneichendiandian、sanfazhepigexiangweidepixiang，zhijianaixidimosuozheguanghuadepimian，lianshanghongxiagengsheng，kanxiangluzhanbeideyanshenchongmanleshaonvdeyangmuhejiaoxiu：“lu……ludage！zhei……zheitaiguizhongle！wobuneng……”

“xiaohui，nazheba！”lujianguoshishikaikou，daizhezhangbeidecihe，“zheishinigejinidejiangli，shiniyingdede。yihoujiubazheilidangzijijia，zhoumofangjialejiuhuilaizhu。”takandehenqingchu，erziduishenxiaohuizhiyouxiongzhangbandeguanzhao，juewunannvzhiqing。zheifenliwu，shijiangli，yeshihuaqingjiexian。erneigezuozaijiaoluo、wenwananjingquebeifuzhezaogaochengjihehuangtanghunyuedeshenqingyue……lujianguoxinzhongnei“shuxiangmendi”deniantouyufaqingxi。lengyingdejunren，xuyaodeshinengrouhuatafengmangdewenwanzhixing，erfeiyanqiande……yituanluanma。

shenqingyueyijiuanjingdidiezheshouzhongdemaojin，fangfoneijingzhidepixiang、neimanyidexiyue、neiwushengdepaichidouyutawuguan。zhiyoutazijizhidao，guangboxueyuandejieshaoxinzaixinkoudeweizhi，zhengsanfazheweiruode、quezuyizhichengtazouxiaqudeguangmang。chuangwaideyusheng，shizheizuofanhuadoushiduitazheige“yixiangqiutu”lengmodebanzou。