谁懂啊？蹦迪被老公的扫黄队一锅端了旺仔大乔-著

小说简介

xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《sheidonga？bengdibeilaogongdesaohuangduiyiguoduanle 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo，menghaolinqianqianshiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu，“wangzidaqiao”dadanaodongdakai，chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan：ganjuezijixianggepiaoliangdetoumingren。“dingdong——”guimibaitiantianfalaiyiduanshipin。dengguangmili，bakuaifujidenanmosuizheyinleniudongzhegonggouyao，jingtoujidaotahan……

精彩章节

shoujipingmushang，wohemenghaodeliaotianjiluxiangshiyurenjideduihua。【wo】：wojinwanbuhuijiachifanle。

【menghao】：（shifenzhonghou）shoudao。【wo】：genpengyouchuquwan。【menghao】：（shiwufenzhonghou）suohaomen。

【wo】：……【menghao】：（banxiaoshihou）1。zheige“1”，daibiaotayiyue，mangzhe，wurao。

xinhunsanshiertian，wohewozheiweixingjingzhangfudejiaoliu，biaihailengmoaizhishaohuishuo“haode”erta，

zhihuiyongyigeshuzijiangwodafa。wojiaolinqianqian，jiehunqianwoshipengyouquanlizuihuiwan、zuizhangyangdeneige。

pengyoushuowoxiangyituanhuo。kexianzai，zheituanhuokuaibeizheisishuibandehunyinjiaomiele。wotangzailiangbaipingdehunfangli，

ganjuezijixianggepiaoliangdetoumingren。“dingdong——”guimibaitiantianfalaiyiduanshipin。dengguangmili，

bakuaifujidenanmosuizheyinleniudongzhegonggouyao，jingtoujidaotahanshidesuogu。peiwenshi：“qianqian，

nizhengshiganchailiehuodenianji，nilaogongneibaqiangshibushidoukuaishengxiule？”wotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。

wohuita：【gun。】tayigeyuyindianhuazhijieduiguolai：“gunshenmegun！linqianqianwogennishuo，

zaizheimexiaqunineifenmidoudeshidiao！”“hunyinshiaiqingdefenmu，danzongbunenggangtangjinqujiuzhijiemaileba？

nidezijiua！”zijiu！wokanzhejingzilineizhangyinweizhangqiyuqiubumanerlvexianqiaocuidelian，

xinlineigenmingwei“fudao”dexian，gabengyisheng，duanle。pingshenme？

pingshenmetakeyiweiletadeshiyejiangwoshiruowuwu，wojiuyaoweileyizhihunshuhuadiweilao？“gan！

”wocongchuangshangdanqilaiyibahaoxiashenshangbaoshoudemianzhishuiyi，

congyijuzuishenchufanchuneijianyaxiangdidediaodaixiaoduanqun。buliaoshaodekelian，xiangdiercengpifu。“nizaina？

”wowenbaitiantian。dianhuaneitouchuanlaizheneryulongdeyinleshenghejianjiaosheng：“‘baijinhan’！

wogangdianlegelanggoudidi，bakuaifujirenyuxian，jiudengnilaiyanshoule！sulai！woqingke！”yijutaqingke，

wojinyoudelizhishunjiandangranwucun。laoniangjinwanjiuyaodangfawaikuangtu！

linchumenqianzuihoudeqiushengyurangwonaqishouji，jimenghaofaletiaoxinxi：【laogong，nizaimangma？】zheishishitan，

yeshizuihoudetongdie。ruguotanengchajuedaoyisibuduijing，napaduowenyijuwodouhuilikehuanshangshuiyi，

guaiguaihuijia。yifenzhonghou，shoujiliangle。yigezi：【zhuaren。】xin，chedilengle。

wocaizheshilimidegaogenxie，tuikailejiamen，yetuikailepanduolademohe。zhuarenhaoa。

zhuarenjiubunengzhuajianle。“baijinhan”debaoxianglidenghongjiulv，heermengdeqixikuaiyaobaozhale。

wobeiyiqunpingjunshengaoyimibawu、zhangxiangkusidanghongaidoudexiaoxianrouweizaizhongjianzuobiandiguopan，

youbianboxiaweidaozuibian。“jiejie，nihaopiaolianga。”“jiejie，wobangniananjianba？

”jiuweidebeiguanzhu、beicuyongdeganjuerangwoyouxiepiaopiaoran。**zaishafashangweixundexiang，

wozhongyulijielezhouwangdekuaile。womendanvrenxinkugongzuoleyitian，jiugaixiangshouzheiyangderizi！

baitiantianchaowojimeinongyan，zhilezhineigetaqindiande“langgoudidi”。tazhengxiusedizhanzaiyipang，

baichenshandekouzijiekailesanke，luchuxiantiaofenmingdexiongjihefuji。zaijiujinghepannixinlidesongyongxia，

woshenxiyikouqiduanzhejiubei，yaoyeshengzidizoudaotamianqian。zaididixiuseyouqidaidemuguangzhong，

woshenchulewozuiedezhuazi……“peng——！”baoxiangmenbeirencongwaimianyijiaochuaikai，hedewojiusaleyidi。

“jingcha！saohuang！doubiedong！shuangshoubaotoudunxia！”yishengshuxidenuhe，rangwotianlinggaishunjianfama。

wojiangyingdizhuanguotou。menkoudengguangdaliang，weishouneirenshenchuanbitingdeshenlansejingfu，jianzhangshanzhelinliedeguang。

talengmodesaoshizhequanchang。zuihou，tademuguang，luozailewoshenshang。woneizhijijiangchupengdaonanmofujideshou，

haigangaditingzaibankongzhong。shijian，zaizheiyikejingzhi。talaile。tadaizhezhenggezhiduilaile。talaizhuawole！

2wobeidaishangleshoukao。kaowoderen，shimenghao。taquanchengmeiyoukanwoyiyan，dongzuobiaozhun，

gongshigongbandexiangzaiduidaiyigeshiebushedezuifan。wobeitaqinziyashangjingche。congbaoxiangdaojingchedelushang，

wonengganjuedaotatongshimentoulaihaoqihebiexiaodemuguang。wodeshehuixingsiwang，laiderucirucigongkai，

rucicanlie。shenxunshidedengguangbaideciyan。

menghaozuozaiwoduimianshoulinazhebihebenziyishenjingfuchendetayufajinyuheshuli。

tashenhouneikuaijudadedanxiangboli，xiangyigewutaidemubu。wozhidaomubuhou，

zhenggexingjingzhiduidouzaikanwomenjiadeniandudaxi。“xingming。”takaikoushengyinmeiyouyisibolan。woyaozhechun，

bushuohua。“linqianqian**！”tajiazhonglechenghu“qingpeihediaocha。”linqianqian**。

tajiaowolinqianqian**。womenzhijiangezheyizhangshenxunzhuo，gezhetadezhiye，gezhewokexiaodezizun。

wodeyanleishunjianjiuxialaile。“dongji。”tayouwenbijianzaizhishanghuachushashadeshengxiang。shenmedongji？

zhaolezidedongji？haishibaofutalengluowodedongji？weiqu、xiuchi、fennu，suoyoudeqingxuzaicikechongshangtouding，

beichediaozhexiubudenuhuoshaodiaolewozuihouyisilizhi。womengdiyipaizhuozikudesixinliefei：“shenmedongji！

menghaonihaiyoulianwenwodongji！”“niyigeyuetemiaodeyousanshiertiandoubuhuijia！jiehunzhenglingle，renbujianle！

wojinifaxiaoxinihuige‘1’！wotamahuodexianggeguafu！”“nizaibuhuilai，

nilaopodoukuaiwanglenanrenshishenmeziweile！”wodeshengyinchuanguoleshenxunshidemen。menwai，

xianshisiyibandejijing，suijichuanlaiyizhenyayibuzhudexiaosheng。

woshenzhinengxiangxiangdaotaneixietiexueyinghandexiongdimenxiaodaochuiqiangdehuamian。

menghaodelianyirouyankejiandesuducongbaidaoqing，congqingdaohei，zuihouheidexiangneiguodihui。

tamengdizhanqishenraoguozhuozigaodadeshenyingjiangwowanquanlongzhao。tafuxiashen，coudaowoerbian。“linqianqian，

kanlaiwoyoubiyaorangnihaohaohuiyiyixia，shenmeshizhenzhengde‘zhifa’。”3zuowanbilu，yijingshilingchen。

woxianggebeichouganlesuoyouliqidemuou，genzhemenghaozouchujingju。

neixiekanguorenaodejingchamencikedouzhuangzuoruowuqishidizaimangliu，

danyanjiaodeyuguangquexiangdiandengpaoyiyangzhuisuizhewomen。huijiadelushang，chelidefenweinenglengsiren。

menghaowozhefangxiangpan，gujiefanbai，lianshangxiezhedadadebaobaoxianzaihenshengqi！wozuozaifujia，

lianhuxidouxiaoxinyiyide。wosuoyoude“zhaolezi”jihua，doubianchenglebanqishitouzazijidejiao。jiuzaizheishi，

baitiantiandedianhuabuheshiyididalejinlai。**zaisijidechexiangli，xiandegewaicier。

woshoumangjiaoluandixiangguaduan，quebeimenghaoyibaduoguoshoujianxialemianti。“qianqian！zenmeyangle？

nilaogongmeibanizenmeyangba？”linmanjiaojideshengyincongtingtonglichuanlai“buguohuashuohuilai，

nilaogongchuanzhejingfuzhuanideyangzi，yetaitamashuaileba！jinyuxitianhuabana！”“neixiaoyao，neizhangtui，

zezeze……tashibushiyaobanijiudizhengfaa？xubuxuyaowojinisongdianzhuangbeiguoqu？

”wojuewangdibishangleyan。baitiantian，wodehaoguimi，nishixianwosidebugoutouma？menghaomengdiyijiaochache，

jiangchetingzailubian。tayiyanbufadidingzhewo，yanjinglimianfanyongzhewokanbudongdefuza。shifennu，shiquru，

haiyouyisi……shoushang？wobeizijidezheigexiangfaheleyitiao。tahuishoushangma？zheigexianggangtieyiyangdeyinghan。

tatuimenxiache，zoujinleyijia24xiaoshibianlidian。jifenzhonghou，tahuilaile，

shouliduoleyigeheisedesuliaodai。tajiangdaizirengzaihouzuo，zhongxinfadongqiche，quanchengmeiyoushuoyigezi。

huidaojia，men“peng”deyishengbeiguanshang。wobeitadizaimenbanshang，neigeheisedesuliaodaibeitasuishourengzaijushang，

limiandedongxi“pada”yishengdiaolechulai。shijigewuyanliusedexiaofanghe。woshenzhibuganqukanneishangmiandezi。

“bushikuaiwanglenanrenshishenmeziweilema？

”taniezhewodexiababiwotaitoukantayandiyouyayidehuo“wobangnihuiyihuiyi。”tadewen，buxiangwen，

gengxiangshiyizhongchengfa。daizhenuqi，daizheqiangliedezhanyouyu，kuangfengbaoyubanluoxia。tasikailewodequnzi。

buliaosuiliedeshengyin，xiangshiwozuihoudefangxianbeicuihui。wobeitacongketingyilubaodaowoshi，

rengzairouruandedachuangshang。tadejingfuwaitaobeisuiyidishuaizaidishang，zhichuanzheyijianbaisedechenshan。lingdaisongle，

kouzijiekaile，liangkeluchudesuoguhejirouxiantiaobi“baijinhan”lirenheyigenanmodouyaoxingganbaibei。

wodexintiaojiasukuaiyaozhakai。xiuchi，haiyouyisideqidai。woxiangtuikaita，shentiquebutingshihuandiruanlexialai。

就在他覆身而下，

menzhijiansuoyoudegehedoujijiangbeizheichangfengbaosisuideshike——yizhenjicudeshouji**dapoleaimeidekongqi。

shitadegongzuoshouji。neige**，shiwodeemeng。menghaodedongzuoyidun。tayanlidehuoyan，

shunjianximieleyiban。tazhengzhaleyimiao，haishifanshenxiachuang，jieqidianhua。“shoudao，likechufa。

”meiyouyisiyouyu。tajianqidishangdejingfuwaitaoyibianchuanzhe，yibiandabuwangwaizou。

shenzhimeiyouhuitoukanwoyiyan。wotangzaichuangshangshenshanghaicanliuzhetadewendu，xinliqueshimengbide。

congyunduanzhuirudiyu，zhixuyaoyigedianhuadeshijian。tajiuzheimezoule？？？haobuliuliandichongchulejiamen，

qubenfutabiwozhongyaoyibaibeide“renwu”。wozhuaqizhentou，henhenzaxiangneishanjinbidemen。yanlei，

zaiyicibuzhengqidiliulexialai。wonaqishouji，jibaitiantianfaleyitiaoyuyinshengyinliquanshikuqiang。

“woyonglesanfenzhong，tiyanlexinhunhesangou。”zheibujinjinshishenglideshiluo。

gengshiduitajianggongzuoyongyuanzhiyuwozhishangdeshiwang。woganjue，zijiyongyuanyezoubujintadeshijie。

wozhishitaouerhuiguanggude，yigejiao“jia”delvguan。4wohemenghao，xianrulebizhiqiangengkepadelengzhan。

zhengzhengyigexingqitadoumeiyouhuilai，yemeiyourenhexiaoxi。fangfoneitianwanshangdejiliechongtu，

zhishiyichanghuangdandemeng。wokaishihuaiyiwomenzheiduanhunyindeyiyi。womenyinweixiangqinrenshi，bicitiaojianpipei，

zhangbeimanyi。wotantutayingjundewaibiaohewendingdezhiye，

tahuoxuzhishixuyaoyigeqizilaiwanchengrenshengderenwuqingdan。womenzhijianyouguoaiqingma？zhoumo，

woyigerenzaishangchangliyoudang，xingdanyingzhideyushangchangrenaofenweigegeburu。zoudaoyiloushi，

huranbeiyizhenxuanhuaxiyin。renqunzhongyang，yigechuanzheshishangdenvhaizhengzhizheyigenanrendebizipokoudama。

“nizheigepianzi！pianwoqianhaipianwoganqing！nishuoniaiwo，jieguoni？”“nijiushigechiruanfandezhanan！

nibawode**banbaobaohaijiwo！”wobenlaizhishigemamudekanrenaodechiguaqunzhong。kedangwojijinrenqun，

kanqingneigebeimadenanrenshi，wonaozichedidedangjile。shita！menghao！tatuoxialejingfu，

chuanzheyishenxiuxiandejiake，toufayouxieluan，lianshangdaizheyisipibeihewunai。tazhengbeineigenvhaituisangzhe，

yiyanbufa。neiyikesuoyoudeweiqu、beilengluodeyuanqi、beipaoqidejuewang，shunjianhuaweitaotiandenuhuo。

yuanlairuci！bushizaimang，bushizaichurenwu。shizaiwaimianpeibiedenvren！guaibudetaduiwoneimelengdan！

guaibudetazongshibuhuijia！tabushibuhuiwenrou，zhishiwenroudeduixiangbushiwo！

woyiweiwozhishishujiletadegongzuo，meixiangdaowohaishujileyigehuiduitasajiao、huimatazhanandenvren！

zheibishujigongzuo，gengrangwogandaoxiuru！woliantazuihoude“zhongcheng”doushiqule。

wodexin“paji”yixiasuidechechedidi。nuhuoshaodiaolewozuihouyisilizhi。

wojianjiaoyishengxiangfengleyiyangchongleshangqu。“menghao！nige**！jilaoniangwosilai！

”woyibatuikaineigenvhai，duizhemenghaoyouzhuayounao。“wodasinizheigewangbadan！nizaiwaimianyangnvren！

niduideqiwoma！”zheibushiyanxi。shiwozhenshidexinsuihebeipangan。shiwozaizheiduanhunyinli，

suoyouyayiqingxudezongbaofa。menghaobeiwodadecuoshoubuji，taxiangzhuazhuwodeshouyoubuganyongli。“linqianqian！

nilengjingdian！bushinixiangdeneiyang！”“wolengjingbule！”wokuhanzhe，quantouyudianbanluozaitashenshang“lihun！

womenmashanglihun！wochengquannimenzheiduiergounannv！”zhouweikanrenaoderenyuelaiyueduo，

shoujishexiangtoufenfenduizhunwomen。yigewanghongmoyangdenanrengengshikailezhibo，

duizhejingtouxingfendijieshuozhe“jiarenmen，xianchangzhijiyuanpeishousizhananxiaosan！changmianyidushikong！

xinxiliangjudaa！liwushuaqilai！”jiuzaizheishi，renqunwaiweituranchongchujigebianyi。

tamendongzuoxunsudikongzhizhuleneigezhibodewanghong，haiyoujigexingjikeyideren。

erneigegangcaihaizaizhizhemenghaobizimadenvhai，liluodicongkoudailitaochuyigeshoukao，

kaozhuleyigeshitutaopaodenanren。tazoudaomenghaomianqian，chaotajinglegeli。“mengdui，