xiaoshuosheidoubuyuanquwo，wojiarenhousangezhumahouhuiledenannvzhushizhaoqiyuzhoulijiangyinyin，youcierzhazhajingxinxiezuoercheng，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“youyaoquzhaonibabagaozhuang？nishibushizhihuiyongzheigenaniewomen？chulezheiyizhaonihaihuishenme？”zhaoqiyusisiwozhequantou，yanlimanshifennu。……
woshizhaojiadunv，yeshizhaoshijituanweiyidejichengren。
wobadanxinwodumunanzhi，teyiconggueryuanlingyanglesangenanhai，rangtamenpeiwoyiqizhangda。
wocongxiaojiuzhidao，woyihoudezhangfu，huicongtamensanrenzhongtiaoyigeruzhui。
kexi，tamenyigebiyigegaoleng，mianduiwodetouhuaisongbao，gegerutonggaolingzhihua。
woyiweitamentianxingruci，quekandaodanmuzaiyanqianpiaoguo。
【womensangenanzhukeshounande，zhiduinvzhubaobaodongqinge。】
【nvpeiyaoshikanjianzijiguitianbudaodenanren，tiantianbaozhenvzhubaobaode**shuijue，shibushiyaoqisi。】
ershiwusuishengrishi，wobawenwoxuanshei。
wokanzhesanrenlianshangbuqingyuandemuguang，xiaolexiao：“tuzibuchiwobiancao，tamensangewodoukannile。”
“zhoujianeigeergongzibucuo，jiutale。”
fuqinmeitoujinsuo：“nishuozhouli？tabujinshigelongzi，haishigay，niqueding？”
wojiandingdiantou：“gayhaoa，liyihuhuancainengzhangjiu。”
zaishuole，talongwoxia，youhechangbushitianshengyiduini。
1.
womashengwodeshihouyangshuishuansai，zaiyiyuanqiangjiuleyitianyiyedoumeijiuhuilai，wobabeitongyujue，fashicongcibuzaiqu，yijiarenbawodangzuogongzhuyiyangchong。
sansuineinian，zhaoshijituanshangshi，yeyeyaoyijiebanrendebiaozhunpeiyangwo，wobashebudewoshouku，youdanxinwozhangdahoudumunanzhi，teyiqubutongdegueryuanlingyanglesangeguerhuilai。
mianduitamen，wobameiyousihaoxinteng，huadajiaqianjitamenqingmingshizhidao，feixinfeili，yiqieanzhaoqiyejiebanrendebiaozhunpeiyang。
tamendouzhidao，sheiqulewo，sheijiunengyongyouzhaoshijituan。
woyuanbenyaoxuanderenshizhaoqiyu，kejiuzaizuotian，zhaoqiyuzaiyicituikaibanluxiangjiandewoshi，wokandaoledanmu。
【nvpeihetabashibushiyoubing，shenmeniandailehaigaotongyangfuzheiyitao，nanguaisangenanzhudoubuxihuanta。】
【bujiushixiangkaozheenqingbangjiaqiyu，haorangtayibeizitinghuama？】
【sangenanzhushiren，youbushitadewupin，tayetaibuzunzhongrenle。】
wokanzhedanmulideneironghuangrandawu，nanguaitamenzongshijuwoyuqianlizhiwai，yuanlaishizizunxinzuosui，buxiangtaohaowozheige“jinzhu”denver。
qileguaile，zizunxinzheimeqiang，wobajitamendaqiandeshihou，yemeijiantamensheishuobuyao。
buguo，wozheigerenzongyouqianbanbuhao，pianpianbuxihuanmianqiangbieren，jiranbuxiang，neijiusuanle。
“babahaiyiweinixihuanzhaoqiyu。”
fuqinyixiangchongwo，kuangqiezhoulizheigerenchulemingshengbuhao，shangyeshouwanhaibucuo，tayejiutongyile。
tahewoyiqiwoqieledangao，xulexinyuan，zhufusangezhumahaohaopeiwoguoshengri，zhihoujiuqumangshengyile。
songzoutahou，sangezhumayigailianshanggongjingdebiaoqing，zhaoqiyulvxianbashouzhongqiedangaodechanziyireng，chixiaodao：“gennibashuoshenmeqiaoqiaohuani，haiburangwomenting。”
tayandimanshilengmohebuxie，fangfowoyoushenmedifangdezuiletayiyang。
“yougehaobabajiushibuyiyang，jinzunyuguide，suoyourendoudeweizhetazhuan。”
zhaoqixuanyebunaifandiwangshafashangyikao，wanqileshouji。
zuihoushenggezhaoqiran，gentaliangtongchoudikai：“woshuoxiaogongzhu，ninzheishengriguowanlema？womenkeyigaotuilema？”
字字都是讽刺。
wodemuguangzaitamenshenshangyiyikanguoqu，congmingzijiunengkanchulai，wobaduoshaoyoudianzhenbatamendangqinerziyangdeyisi。
gengbieshuotamenchidechuandeyongde，nayangyemeibiwozheige“gongzhu”cha。
“daoyemeishenmezhongyaode，jiushiwobawenwoyaoxuanshei。”womantuntuntuchuyijuhua。
2.
huayingangluo，zhaoqiyudiyigezuobuzhule，tamengdizhanqishen：“nibuhuigentashuoniyaojiawoba？”
“zhenexin，”zhaoqixuanyezhanqishen，lenglengkanwoyiyan，“congxiaobawomensangedanggouyiyangyangzhe，jiuweilejintianba？”
“youqianrenjiushibuyiyang，naniezhebierendeziyouhelinghun，laimanzunimenbiantaidexinli。”zhaoqiranmadegewainanting。
woshifenqiguai：“nixiangyaoziyou，genwobashuoa，tanandaohuibufangnizou？”
yijingmanleshibasui，shouyangguanxikeyijiechu，kuangqiewobayebushineizhongxiangbukaideren。
buyuanyizou，haibushishebudezhaojiaderonghuafugui？
zhaoqirandelianshangbaileyouhong，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
daoshidanmuyoupiaoleguolai。
【bulikaizhaojia，dangranshishebudewomennvzhubaobaola。】
【sangenanzhukeshizainvzhubaobaomianqianguidifaguoshi，yaobazuihaodeyiqiedoujita，baokuozhaoshijituan。】
wozhouqilemei，danmulishuode“nvzhu”shishei？sihuhaigenwomenzhaojiayouguanxi。
jiuzaiwofazhengdeshihou，zhaoqiyuyibajiangwotuikai，huzaizhaoqiranmianqian，gaoangzhetoudao：“niyoushenmechongwolai，bieqifusandi。”
dageergesandi，tamenxiongdiqingshen，weiyouwo，shijialeyinhaode“gongzhu”。
“woyuanyiquni，xishengwoyigeren，zhiqiunifangguotamen，manyilemagongzhu？”zhaoqiyuyaoyaqiechi，yifuzuoleduodaxishengdeyangzi。
kanzhetazheifubiaoqing，jiusuanwozaisatuo，yenanmianhaishiyouxiexintong。
“nixiangduole，womeishuoyao……”
我没说要嫁你。
kewodehuahaimeishuowan，yigenvhaizijiupengzhexiaodangaocongwaimianzouleguolai：“zhuwomenyuanyuanxiaogongzhuershiwusuishengrikuaile！”
jiangyinyinzoujinle，yibajiangwohuzaishenhou，lishenghechitamensange：“nimenzenmeyouzaiqifuyuanyuan？jintiankeshiyuanyuandeshengri！”
jiangyinyinshiwodejiabaomuayidenver，ayizaiwojiazuoleshijinian，wohetayesuanqingtongjiemei，ganshenmedoudaizheta。
zaisangebaiyanlangdoubeipanwodeshihou，zhiyoutahuzhewo，wozhengyaogandong，quekandaodanmuturanfengkuangshuaping。
【xiangxiangruanruandenvzhubaobaochuxianle！】
【womennvzhuhaolizhi，zuoweibaomudenver，bujinmeiyouzibei，haikaozheyishuangshoufendou，zuizhongchenglezhaoshijituanzhangmenren，zheicaishidanvzhu！】
【nvzhuyouchuanleheisima？pashiyigexiaoshihoujiuyaobaobuzhule，caicaizheiciheisinengluodaosheishouli。】
【zhaoqiyudemuguangdoulasile，aiyobixuedouyaoliuchulaile，kendingshita！】
【nvzhuyoulairenqitunshengtaohaonvpeile，sangenanzhudouhaoxinteng，qiuqiulenvzhukankantamenba，tamenyaoxintengdesuidiaole。】
wobujiedikanxiangjiangyinyin。
tabiwodayisui，zongshiyiyizhongbaohuwodezitaichuxianzaiwomianqian。
xiaoshihouzhaoqiyuqifuwo，chenwobabuzaiqiangwowanjushi，jiushitadangzaiwoqianmian，ehenhendibazhaoqiyumazou。
【yaobushiwomennvzhucongming，congxiaojiuzhidaochanghongbailian，kongpazaojiuhesangenanzhuyiyang，beinvpeiqifusileba？】
【xinghaonanzhumendoudongta，jirenlixia，sheibushizheiyangguorizide……】
wodeliansebiandelengdanqilai。
“yuanyuan，zheishiwoqinzikaodeshengridangao，nikuaichangyichang。”jiangyinyinbaxiaodangaotuijiwo，wowenzheliezhizhiwunaiyoudeqixi，dunshiyouxiefanwei。
zhaojiameiyoukuidaitamama，wogengmeiyoukuidaita，tazhenyouxinweiwoguoshengri，huiliannaiyoudoumaizuichadema？
“buyongle。”wotuikaita。
“pa”，tashouzhongdedangaodiaozaidishang，kewomingmingmeipengdaodangao。
jiangyinyinjinghuyisheng，tahaimeikaikou，zhaoqiyuyijingzaiyicimengdituiwojianbang，manshiyanedao：“duiyunilaishuo，yigedangaobusuanshenme，keduiyuyinyinzheizhongqiongrenjiadehaizilaishuoquebushi！”
“jiusuannishigongzhu，yebugaizheimebuzunzhongren！”
“yinyincongxiaojiuchuchuhuzheni，haiqinshoukaodangaojini，nizenmenengzheimeqifuren？”
tamensangeyirenyiju，huayumijiderangwowanquanchabushangzui。
“jiyinyindaoqian，badangaojianqilaichile，tingjianmei？”
“道歉。”
“道歉！”
wozhongyuqixiaole：“nimenshibushiyoubing？nazhiyanjingkanjianwoqifutale？”
zhaoqiranhuranyifuhuangrandawudeshense：“wozhidaole，nishibushijiduwomenjiyinyinsongleshengriliwu，meijinisong，suoyiguyijitayansekan？”
e？tamenhaijijiangyinyinsongleshengriliwu？zheiwodaoshibuzhidao。
【bujiushiyijiayangtuodian，zhaojiazheimeduoshangchang，zenmenvpeihaiyaogennvzhuqianga。】
【dengxia，shenmejiaoqiang？neijiayangtuodianbenlaijiushinvpeideba？】
danmulijuranhaiyouzhengchangren。
3.
jiandaoyangtuodediyiyan，wojiuxihuanshanglezheizhongkeaideshengwu。
danzhaoqiyuduidongwumaoguomin，wobunengyangzaibieshuli，zhinengqiuwobajiangeyangtuodianjiwo，pingshimeishiquxixiyangtuo，haomanzuwodereai。
zhaoqiyudangshilengzheliangenwoshuo：“yinweiwoguomin，caihainiyangbuleyangtuo，nideyangtuodian，wolaifuzeba。”
wodangshiyiweitashimianlengxinre，gaoxingdeyisumeishuizhejue，xianzaikanlai，taneigeshihoujiuyijingzuohaodasuan，nazhewodeyangtuodianqujijiangyinyinsongrenqing。
xianzai，wokanzhemanlianfennudezhaoqiyu，lengshengwendao：“nibawodedianjilejiangyinyin？”
zhaoqiyulianshangdebiaoqingyijiang，suijitouangdebiyuanlaigenggao：“buguoyijiadianeryi，nishigongzhu，huitourangnibazaijianyijianbujiuxingle。”
“dabule，haiyouwolaifuze，xingleba？”
rangtafuzeyici，tajiubawodediansongjibieren，xianzaijuranhaixiangyaofuzequan？
“jiniyigexiaoshi，badianhaijiwo。”woyetaiqitou，hetazhenfengxiangdui。
wodangzhezheimeduorendemianbujitalian，zhaoqiyunaoxiuchengnu：“nishaozaiwomianqianshuagongzhupiqi，zaizheiyang，wojiuqugennibashuo，wobuquni，rangtazhaobieren！”
wochixiaoyisheng，tazheijuhuashuodeneimelisuodangran，haoxiangquwoshitiandadeenci。
“zhaoyuanyuan，nichabuduodele，ganjinhonghongdage，yaoburantabuquni，zheikuchashibujiuluodaowomentoushanglema？”zhaoqixuanlikemanlianyanfan。
“wocaibuquta，yejiudagepiqihao，shoudeletazheizhongdiaomanrenxingdegongzhu。”zhaoqiranyezhouqimeitou。
“wodoutidagejuedebuzhi，weilebaoen，zangsonglezijiyishengdexingfu。”
jiangyinyinhaizaibanbailian：“nimenbiezheimeshuo，yuanyuanqishitinghaode，jiushipiqiyouxiecha。”
banbailianhaibuwangcaiwoyijiao。
“zhaoqiyu，woshenmeshihoushuoguo，woyaojiajini？”woshenxiyikouqi，lenglengdikanzhezheigeaileduoniandenanren。
zhaoqiyubuxiedilengxiaoyisheng，sihaobuxinwodehua。
zhaoqiranzhengdayanjing，nannandao：“buyaoa，nanbuchengshiwobeitiaozhongle？wozenmezheimedaomei？”
“yeshuobudingshiwo，”zhaoqixuanzhuaizhuaitadexiuzi，“tiana，wozheishizaoleshenmenie。”
tamenyiqiyongqiuzhudemuguangkanzhezhaoqiyu。
zhaoqiyuyilianwunaidebiaoqing：“xinglexingle，doushiyiqizhangdadehaoxiongdi，zheiyizaiwotinimendangle。”
zaitamenyanli，woshizaihuo，quwoshiyijiandaomeizaoniedeshi。
jibianzaojiuzaidanmulikandaolezhenxiang，kewodexinhaishiyichouyichoutengdelihai。
“manyilema？zhaoyuanyuan？”zhaoqiyubiyidiwenwo。
wozaiyechengbuzhu，zhuanshenlikai。
“lanzhuta，bierangtagaozhuang！”zhaoqiranyanjian，zhaoqixuandongzuogengkuai，yibazhuazhuwodeshouwan，liqizhida，rangwodeshouwandunshiduolegewuqingdeyinzi。
“youyaoquzhaonibabagaozhuang？nishibushizhihuiyongzheigenaniewomen？chulezheiyizhaonihaihuishenme？”zhaoqiyusisiwozhequantou，yanlimanshifennu。
jiangyinyinjianzhuang，lianmangguolaiwanzhuwodeshoubei：“yuanyuan，wozhendebuzhidaoneigedianshinide，wobadianhaijinihaobuhao？tamenzheiciyetaiguofenle，wotinijiaoxuntamen。”
“danshinibanianjidale，youpiqibuhao，yaoshizhidaonibeitamenqifu，nanmianyaoshengqi，daoshihouqichubinglaikezenmeban？”
fenmingshitamenzuoshiguofen，juranhaishuowobapiqibuhao？
womengdishuaikaita：“shaozaizheilijiaxingxing，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidadeshenmezhuyi！”
【yi？butaiduijingya，nvpeizenmeturanduinvzhubaobaozheimexiong，tagaibuhuizhidaoleshenme？】
【taneizhongzhunaozinengzhidaoshenme？jiushijidunanzhumenduinvzhuhao。】
【yijiadianjiujiduchengzheiyang，yaoshitakandaonanzhumenguitiannvzhudetuihe**，qibushiyaoqisi？】
chaneijian，wojuedeyanqianzheisangeyiqizhangdadenanrenwubiexin。
“yinyinyixinweini，nihaishuotajiaxingxing？”zhaoqiyushiwangdichaowozouguolai，“nidiaonanwomenhaibugou，haiyaodiaonanyinyin？”
“gongzhu，nidaodixuyaoduoshaorenchengweinidewanjucaimanyi？”
“nizhetengwoyigerenjiugoule，wolaiquni，wolaidangnidezhangfu，nifangguotamenjigerenhaoma？”
tayanlimanshipibei，yudiaolitouzheshenshenderenming。
kanzhetazizuoduoqingdeyangzi，woturanjuedehaoxiao。
“woshuoguole，womeiyouxuanni。”wohenrenzhendigaosuta。
taqueyibazhuazhuwodeshou：“neiniyaohuohaishei？erdihaishisandi？tamenzheixienianzaojiubeinizhemodexinleizhiji，nihaibukenfangguotamen？”
tashenxiyikouqi，yifubeizhuangdebiaoqing：“zhaoyuanyuan，wodayingni，jinwannizaichuanzheqingchundiaodailai，wobuhuituikaini。”
“niqugaosuniba，niyaojiaderenshiwo，fangtamenyitiaoshenglu。”
xiangqizuotianneigechuanzhediaodaigouyinzhaoqiyudewo，wozhenhenbudekoulezijideyanzhuzi。
“nifangxin，wobuhuizaiweinanrenheren。”wocanxiaochusheng，zhaoqiyuzhongyukenfangkaiwodeshouwan。
dengwojiajizhouli，tajiuzhidao，woshuodedoushizhende。
【buguohuayoushuohuilai，nvpeidaodixuandesheia，gaibuhuizhenbushinanzhuba？】
【shengyintaixiao，meitingqing。】
【haofan，youshenmeshiwomenzunguidevipbunengtingde。】
4.
wodangranmeizaiwanshangzhaozhaoqiyu，tayemeilaizhaowo。
zhihoudeyigeyue，tamensanxiongdidoumeilaizhaowo，woledeqingjing，renyouwobabangwoanpailianyindeshi。
xindeshangchangjiancheng，wobagaosuwo，jiancaiyishishanghuilaihenduoren，daoshihoutahuidangzhongxuanbuwohezhoulilianyindeshi。
tamensanxiongdijuranyelaile，bujinruci，tamenhaibajiangyinyindaileguolai。
xujiubujiandedanmuyezhongxinchuxian。
【nanzhumenzhendehaochonga，dainvzhulaixianchang，jiushiweilerangnvzhuqinyankandaotamenshizenmeduinvpeilengmode。】
【sheidonga，shenmejiaoanquangan，zheijiujiaoanquangan！】
【qianmiandeshibushiyoumaobing，baanquanganjianlizailingyigenvshengdebeishangzhishang，yepeidangnanzhu？】
womeidalitamen，qianquzhaowoba。
tamenquegenzhouweiderenreluoqilai。
“tingshuojintianyaoxuanbuzhao**dingqinderenxuan，yugongziyihoujiuyaoshoukule。”bumingzhenxiangderenbajiedao。
zhaoqiyumianduitamenqueqianbeiyouli：“woziyoubeizhaojiashouyang，weitamenjiejuemafanyeshiyinggai。”
“neikeshige**fana，tingshuotasixiameishaoqifunimenxiongdisange。”
tamenditoushuoleshenme，suijibaofachuyizhenshuanglangdexiaosheng。
wobazaigenzhoujiaderenshuohua，womeiguoqudarao，jiangyinyinquezhudonglaizhaowo：“yuanyuan，nibieshengwoqile，neijiadianbushiyouzhuanhuinimingxialema？woyegentamensangeshuole，yihouzuoshiyoudianfencun。”
wohoutuiyibu，jiangyinyinquebuyiburaodizhuishanglai，shuangshouzhuaizhewodeshoubeisajiao：“yuanyuan，haojiemei，bieshengqile。”
tajiaoqingdeshengyinrangwoqileyishenjipigeda，woxiayishishuaikaita。
keshicilayisheng，tadequnzidunshiliekaihaodayigefeng，bangeshenzidouchunguangzhaxie，jiangyinyinlikewuzhexiongjianjiaoqilai。
zhaoqiyuyigejianbuchongguolai，tuoxiaxifujiuguozaitashenshang，ranhoupadejilewoyibazhang。
“datingguangzhongsiyinyinyifu，nizenmehuizheimeexin！”
“wozhaoqiyu，juebuhuirangnizheiyangderenchengweiwodeqizi！”
“jiusuanwoquleni，yejuebuhuipengniyixia，yihounijiudengzheshouhuoguaba！”
zhaoqiranyechongguolai：“womendouyijingzheiyanggongzheni，banidanggongzhule，nihaiyaozheimeqifuyinyin，jiranzheiyang，womensuoxingshuoqingchu。”
“nizhaojiashiduiwomenyouyangyuzhien，kenimenyebugaoshang！”
“shouyangwomen，bujiushiweilerangwomenjinidangniuzuomama？”
“womenzaizhaoshijituandanggaoguanyijingshihailezheifenenqing，nibiexiangzhehainengzaiqifuwomenshenme！”
yuanlaizaitamenyanli，zhaojiadeshouyangzhienshizheiyangde。
“womenzou！”tamenxiongdisanrenhuzhejiangyinyinlikai，zhaoqiyuehenhendao，“nirangyinyindiulian，neiwoyerangnidiulian。”
“xuanbudingqindeshihouxinlangbuzai，kannimenzhaojiazenmezhaorenchaoxiao！”
fujinderenyipianxuanhua，fenfendishengyilunzhewo。
buyongting，jiuzhidaobushishenmehaohua。
【zheixianvpeimanyile，doushizijizuode！】
【keshinvzhudeyifu……haoxiangshitazijisiliede，buguannvpeideshi。】
【nimenwangqianlajindutiao，0.5beisukan，woyekandaole，shinvzhuzijiside！】
jiuzaidanmuliyourenhaiwoqingbaideshihou，wobazhongyuxuanbujiancaiyishikaishi。
“xiangbigeweidouzhidaole，jintianchuleqingzhuzhaoshishangchangxinmingdiankaiyeyiwai，wohaiyaoxuanbuyigehaoxiaoxi。”
“neijiushiwodenverzhaoyuanyuan，mashangjiuyaojiajizhoushizhubaodeergongzi，zhouli！”
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