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”manpingde“hahaha”chedidianranlegumanxidenuhuo。taxiangfengleyiyangpuguolai，yaoquzawodediannao。

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”wodeshengyinbuda，quedaizheburongkangjudelengmo。gumanxilengzhule。taशायदcongweixiangguo，

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”“jintiandezhibojiudaozheili，womenmingtianjian。”woguangsuxiabo，

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gangqianqidiyiren”“fanxiangdaihuobizu”“zhubojiederenjianqingxing”……gezhongqiqiguaiguaidecitiaochongshangresou，

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wozhishixiangbailan，meixiangdangdingliua。yucitongshi，gushijituandingcengzongcaibangongshi。

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xianzaiquanwangdouzaitaolunninhejiangxianshengdeshi……”“gongguanbudejianyishi，lengchuli。dengreduguoqujiuhao。

”“bizui！”gumanxijiangyifenwenjianhenhenshuaizaizhuoshang。“lengchuli？

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shigumanxigongsiweilepengbaiyueguanglinyu，xintuichudeneikuanzhinengshouhuandedianshangchaping**。jietuli，

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”“fangshuigongnengshijiade！xilegeshoujiujinshuile！”“zuilajideshixuhang，yitiansanchong，wojitadangdieni？

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tamenhuosuyongruwodexiaohao，budaoyixiaoshi，pinglunzhuanfapowan。#gushijituandayasuren#zheigexincitiao，

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wogangtuihuo，lajizhongdezhandouji！”womeilihuidanmu，zhijienaqishouhuan。“gewei，

jintianwomenlailiaoliaozheikuanxingyushouhuan。”“xuanchuanyushuo，‘kejidingyiweilai’。wokan，

shi‘xujiaxuanchuandingyizhapian’。”wozhutiaofenxitadechengfen、shejiheyingxiaopianju。“shouxian，

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suoweiderentigongxuesheji，jiushichaoxileguowaiyigexiaozhongpinpaiquniandekuanshi，

lianluosikongdeweizhidouyimoyiyang。”“zuihou，yeshizuiexindeyidian，tadeyingxiao。

”wofangchuyizhangnimingwangyoudebaoliaojietu。“juneibuyuangongtoulu，

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zhiyonglesangeyue。limiandeshuju，quanshijiade。”zhibojianchedifeitengle。“**！zhuboshineiburenshima？

zheidouzhidao！”“zibenjiatingledouliulei！”“linxingjingying？buhuishiwoxiangdeneigelinyuba？

”“gushijituanlaozongdebaiyueguanga！zheiguayuelaiyuedale！”gumanxizuozaibangongshili，

mianwubiaoqingdikanzhezhibo。pingmushang，neigetacengjingyiweizhihuishuncong、munedenanren，

zhengtiaoliqingxi、yancixilidijiangtayinyiweiaodexiangmu，sidefensui。tadexinli，

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neigezhihuihuahua、kanshu、dengtahuijiadenanren，zenmehuidongzheixie？3zhibojieshuhou，

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sihushixiangxianjingguanqibian。dantabudong，budaibiaobierenbudong。diertian，wojiedaoleyigemoshengdianhua。

dianhuaneitou，shiyigewenhechunhoudenansheng。“shijiangxianshengma？nihao，woshilinyu。”e，yuanshunanzhu，

zhengzhulaile。womeishuohua，tingtajixubiaoyan。“jiangxiansheng，wozhidaonihemanxizhijiankenengyouxiewuhui。

”“dannizuijinzaizhibolideyanlun，duita，duigushideshanghaidouhenda。”“dajiadoushitimianren，

meibiyaobashiqingnaodezheimenankan，duima？”shengyinchengken，zitaifangdehendi。

guoranshiyuanshuliguanghuanwanzhangdenanzhujiao，yikaikoujiushiyigunongnongdelvchawei。“zheiyangba，”tahuafengyizhuan，

tuqiongbijian，“wokeyidaibiaomanxi，jiniyibibuchang。wubaiwan，gouma？”“zhiyaonitingzhizhibo，

bingqiegongkaixianggushihexingyushouhuandaoqian。”“jiangxiansheng，nishigecongmingren，yinggaizhidaozenmexuan。

”wotingzhedianhua，chadianxiaochusheng。zheijiushigumanxifangqilewo，yeyaopengzaishouxinlide“baiyueguang”？

yigeyiweiqiankeyijiejueyiqiedeweijunzi。bigumanxihaichun。“linxianshengzhenshikangkai。”wodandandishuo。

“wohuirenzhenkaolvde。”“neijiuhao，wodengnidehaoxiaoxi。”tasihuhenmanyiwode“shishiwu”，

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fensimendouyiweiwohuijixuduigushihuozhebaolinyudeheiliao。danwomeiyou。wozhishimanyouyoudiduizhejingtou，

jiangleyigegushi。“congqian，yougeshanliangdenongfu，zaixuedilijiuleyitiaokuaiyaodongjiangdeshe。”“shexinglaihou，

duinongfufeichangganji。”“dantameiyoubaodanongfu。”“taduinongfushuo：‘nijiulewo，wohenganji。

danshininengbunengqusiyisi？buranwodezhurenhuibugaoxingde。’”gushihenduan，woshuowanjiutingle。

zhibojiananjinglejimiaozhong，ranhoudanmufengle。“**！womiaodong！”“nongfujingshiwoziji！”“sheshishei？

zhurenyoushishei？zhubozhijiebaoshenfenzhenghaoba！”“hahahahahahaneihanhaideshiniazhubo！

”“she：wojiniwubaiwan，niqusiyisihaobuhao？”manpingdoushi“she”he“zhuren”debiaoqingbao，

fengciyiweilaman。yuanzailingyizuochengshidelinyu，dagaiyekandaolewodezhibo。

tabenxiangzaigumanximianqianzhanxianyixiazijideshouwanhefengdu，bingbuxuerendijiejuewozheige“xiaomafan”。jieguo，

tabujinmeijiejuediaowo，haibeiwodangzhejibaiwanrendemian，neihanchengleyitiaowangenfuyi、hujiahuweidedushe。

taqijibaihuaidijigumanxidadianhuabaoyuan。“manxi！neigejiangchetaibushitaijule！

”“wohaoxinhaoyijitataijiexia，tajingranzaizhiboligongranxiuruwo！”“zheizhongshijingxiaoren，

genbenbupeiniyongzhengchangshouduanduita！”gumanxizhengyinweigongsixiangmudeshijiaotoulane，tingzhelinyudebaoyuan，

diyicijuedeyouxiecier。tanaozhongbuyouzizhudishanguojiangcheneizhanglengjingyouchaofengdelian。duibizhixia，

linyuzheizhongchenbuzhuqidejiaoxiao，xiandeyouxie……shangbuletaimian。“wozhidaole。”tapibeididaduanta，

“zheijianshinibieguanle，wolaichuli。”guadiaodianhua，gumanxizuozaikongwuyirendebangongshili，

diyiciduizijiguoqudepanduan，chanshengleyisidongyao。4xingyushouhuandekoubeichedibengle。xiaoliangbaodie，

tuihuolvjizeng，cangkuliduijirushan。dongshihuiyijingyourenduigumanxitichulezhiyi。zheishitajieshougushiyilai，

zaoyudediyicizhongdahuatielu。erzheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzhe，shiwo。tabiewuxuanze。shenye，

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yemeiyoudaibaobiao。takandaowozhengcongxiangkoudebianlidianlizouchulai。shoulitizheyigesuliaodai，

limianshijitongpaomianhejiguanpijiu。wochuizhekoushao，kanqilaixinqingbucuo。tazaihunandeloudaolilanzhulewo。

loudaolideshengkongdengmeiliang，tadelianyinzangzaiyinyingli，kanbuzhenqie。dantadeshengyin，

yijiudaizheyisiburongjujuedeminglinggan，jinguantayijinghennulidixiangrangtatingqilaipinghe。“kaigejiaba。

”“duoshaoqian，nicaikenshoushou？”tahaishijuede，yiqiewentidounengyongqianjiejue。wokanzheta，huranxiaole。

wocongdaizilinachuyiguanpijiu，“pa”diyishengdakai，dijita。tameiyoujie。woziguzidiheleyikou，

bingliangdeyetihuaguohoulong，henshufu。“guzong，nihaishibudong。”“youxiedongxi，qianshimaibudaode。

”tazhouqilemei，shengyinlitouzhebujiehefanzao。“neinixiangyaoshenme？baofuwo？kanwohouhui？

”“rangwoditou，nijiumanyile？”woyaoleyaotou。“wozhishizaizuowojuededuideshi。

”“neikuanchanpinshilaji，suoyiwomale。”“nimenxiangyongzibendayawo，suoyiwofanjile。

”“jiuzheimejiandan。”wokanzhetaneizhangxiemancuoedelian，diyici，rucirenzhendiduitashuo。“gumanxi，

niyiqianzongshuowomeiyouzijidesixiang，xianggebeinicaokongdemuou。”“xianzai，woyoule。”“niquexiangyongqian，

batamaihuiqu。”“nibujuede，henfengcima？”loudaodeshengkongdeng，zaiwohuayinluoxiadeshunjian，turanliangle。

canbaideguangxianxia，woqingchudikandaotalianshangdezhenjinghemangran。talengzaiyuandi，

faxianzijiwanquanwufalijieyanqiandejiangche。tabushiweileqian，bushiweilebaofu，neitatushenme？

tutajuede“dui”？zheishishenmekexiaodeliyou？womeizailihuitadezhenjing，cuoshencongtapangbianzoushanglou。

jiaobushengzaikongkuangdeloudaolihuixiang。womeiyouhuitou。liuxiatayigeren，zhanzaineihuminghuandedengguangxia。

zheishitadiyiciganjuedao，jiangchezheigemingzi，chedituoliletadezhangkong。bianchengleyigetawanquanmoshengde，

wufayongjiazhiquguliangdecunzai。tadeshijieguan，zaineiyike，beiwoqinshoudasuileyijiao。

5wojieshoulegushiduijiapingtaideqianyueyaoqing。qianyuejinhenfenghou，pingtaiyechengnuojiwodingjideziyuanfuchi。

nadaoqiandediyijianshi，jiushibanjia。wogaobieleneigechongmanpaomianweidaodexiaopowu，

banjinleyigehuanjingbucuodegaodangxiaoqu。bushishenmejiangjinghaozhai，jiushiyigeputongdeliangshiyiting，ganjingmingliang。

wozaixinjiazuoleqianyuehoudediyicizhibo。meiyougaoshenmehualihushaode，

jiushizhibozijidongshouzuzhuangxindezhiboshebeihejiaju。wochuanzhebaitxu，mantoudahandiningzheluosi，

gendanmulideguanzhongliaotiandapi。“zhubozenmebumaigebieshu？nixianzaikeshidingliua！”“shia，

zhuzheimexiaodedifang，peibushangnideshenjia。”woduizhejingtoucalecahan，xiaodao：“yigerenzhu，

zheimedagoule。zaishuoqianyebushidafengguaguode，deshengzhedianhua。”fensimengengxihuanwole。

“wuwuwuzhubotaizhenshile，fenlefenle！”“jiediqi！buxiangmouxiewanghong，zhuanledianqianjiupiaole。

”“zijidongshoufengyizushi，zheicaishixinshidaihaonanren！”wodexinshenghuo，zhengzhengrishang。ergumanxi，

quexianruleqiansuoweiyoudecuobaihemimang。tapairendiaochawodexinzhuzhihezuijindedongxiang。

zhulizhouminbadiaochajieguofangzaitazhuoshang。“guzong，jiangxianshengqianyuelexinpingtai，banlejia。

”“tameiyoumaihaozhaihaoche，yemeiyouluanhuaqian，dabufenshijiandoudaizaijiali，zhunbeizhiboneirong。

”“kanqilai……tahaoxiangzhendezhishixiangguozijidexiaorizi。”gumanxidingzhebaogaoshangdezhaopian。zhaopianli，

wochuanzhejiajufuzaiguangchaoshi，renzhenditiaoxuanzheshucai。tabuxin。

tabuxinneigexuyaoyifutacainenghuoxiaqudenanren，huizheimeqingyidimanzuyuzheizhongpingdandeshenghuo。

tacongbangongshidechoutili，fanchuleneibentajihucongweikanguoyiyandexiangce。shijiehunsannianlai，guanjiazhenglide。

tayizhangzhangdifanguoqu。youyizhang，shitamouciweibingfazuo，tengdezaichuangshangdagun。

jiangchebenshoubenjiaodijitaaozhou，lianshangzhanzhebaisedemifen，yanshenliquanshijiaoji。dangshi，tazhijuedetaaishi，

bataganchulefangjian。youkandaoyizhang，shitagongsinianhui。tazuoweijiashuchuxi，