《sidunhou，qinglengfuheizhangmenbawotaolaole》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，chuzuisongzhizuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：linjiashisisuidewangxiaoxingzhelezhiguihuazaizuoshou，youshouwanzhecailanzi，xiaoxixidizouguolai，“jintiankeyidingdequanjiachifan，buqu，andieanniangdoubu……
fenmubuhuishuohua，shanyashangquetuwuxiangqishaonianshengyin:“shenmerenzaineili？”
suizhehuasheng，yigebaiyingzitaixiaosadiluoxialai，shenzhebaisejingzhuangdeshaonianluoding，jingtidezitaizaikanjianchuzuizhuangbanshiweisong，suiyidihuilehuijian。
无他。
楚醉确实很土。
字面意义上的土。
bujinlianshanghuipupu，shenshangdeyishangyebuzhidaodaleduoshaogebuding，ruguobushuoshidalingxiangcundanshenhan，renjiakendingyiweitashiqigai。
zhiyuweishenmebushigaibang……tadedoujiyankanqilaishizaiyuchun。
jianqiwuse，cazhechuzuideerduofeiguoqu。
ertabafengbudongdidingzheshaonianxiubianyuyijiaoshuxideqingshanwenyang，dengdayanjingdaidaidikanzheshaonian:“da……daxia？”
shaonianjianzhishigeputongren，bianshoulejian，gongshouxiaowen:“dashu，zheishipangdianshanma？”
“嗯嗯！”
“zheishanlidelunjianyijizainaerya？”
chuzuizaixinlibishiletayixia。
nalilaidelengxiaozi，yikaikoujiubazijilaiyiloulegeqiba，yaobushiyujiantachuzui，lailegezhaolunjianyijidedaxiazheishier，mingtianjiuhuijiayuhuxiao。
shaoxiaxingsun，jiancongtazheiliwenbuchushenme，saoxingerqu。
houlaitazanzhuzaizhaotanhuadejiuwulitou，neijialichuzuiwunianqianyezhuguo，shijianwaitourenkanbushangdexiaotufang，daohailaogu。
cirichuzuishangshantihuangjiu，faxianshangulijianqizonghengde，bishangbenlaijiusongdenitubeirenteyidashi，haizaiwaitouxiangmoxiangyangzheyanleyixia，xunchangrenguoqudoufaxianbuleshenmeduanni，buyoudeyouxiedanyou。
buhuishizhenzhaodaoleshenmelunjianyijiba？
tacongxiaojiuyouwuyazuidebenshi。
yuanjiazhuangzheigexiaocunzizaijiexialaiderizilihuranrenaoqilai。
gelujianghurenmaxianfengbuduifenfendaoqi，guangshiyifujiunengfenchuwuliugemenpai，wailaidejunqiaoshaoxiachuanyixianshoutuoyiyourou，bujinxiaorongkeqin，haihenhuizuoshi。
kandeguniangmenneijiaoyigeyanhualiaoluan，quanbachuzuizheiduolaocunhuajirengzaiyibian。
“mingrijushuosunshaoxiayulianshaoxiadezhangmenshenmedeyaolailei！”wangtiexingchongchongdihanleyisheng。
“shimen？neishishenme？”wangxiaoxingjingqidiwen。
“jiugentamendezhangbeichabuduoba，chudage，shiba？”
“chabuduoba。”chuzuisuibiandaleyiju，“xiaoxing，nikeyaojiabajingera，yaoshipaodaoshaoxia，rizijiuhaoguole！”
wangxiaoxinghonglelian:“chushu，nishuoshenmeni！”
heng，chuzuizaoyikanchuantadexiaoxinsi。
bijing，qianliangtianhaicuishengshengdejiaotageni，zheijiubashujijiaoshangle。
buguo……lianlaomoushensuandegepaizhangmendouchudongle，kanlaishieryoudianda。
chuzuibudongshengsedizhoumei，kanxianzaihaojigemenpaihunzazaiyiqidejiashi，xiaoxikendingshixieluchuqule，yaoshizhenjingdonglejianghu，bufennangzhongxiusedexiashihaibudebafujinjizuoshandeyeweijihuohaile？
neitazheigedalingdanshenhandechirouwentizenmejiejue！
erqie，tajideliyuanjiacunzuijindezhenyeyoujishililuba，bujiwuzipoyouxienandu。
tamendedaolairuguodaozhiwujiafeizhang，huibuhuidaozhitameiyoubanfacengfan？
chuanshuozhongdezhangmenrendemashitazheliaoliangdejiminglaidaoyuanjiacunde。
bishi，qinkuaidenvzizaihebiancuoyifu，baiwudandandiyisanzaihemianshang，menglonglewanqudelaoshudaoying，youshaonvwanxiaozhongyihuimou，zhijianqingyixiashifanshenxiama，piaoyideyijiaofanfeiruhua。
neixiashiqianzhemaruoyousuojuedikanlai，jingshimeiyanhanxiaode，gezhechenwuxiandepiaomiao。yuanchuraozhebaiqideqingshanchengquncengcengdiedie，chengyifuduanzhuanglihanqingdehua。
shaonvzhengzhengkanzhe，xinshenhuanghudiyisongshou，daoyichuzhourandiaoluozaicuoyibanshang。
“哒、哒……”
yucitongshi，buyuandeshanshang，maxiexianzailuoyelidejiaobushengzaijijilinjianxiangqi。
chuzuichuanzhetaneijianpoyifu，tizhechaidaosiyousuochadiwangshanxiakanleyiyan。
songzhixunzhecunmindezhiyinlaidaozhaotanhuajia，sunshaoxiabinglianggetongmenzhengzailianwu，taqingkeleyisheng，sangeshaonianyoujingyouxi:“baijianzhangmen。”
“wuxuduoli。”songzhizhishiguazheruoyousiwudedanxiao，“woshuibuzhe，xianxingyibu，qiyurendenghaizaihoutou。bairenmendagaiyehenkuaijiudaole，nimenxiansuiwoquhuayikuaidifangchulaizhaying。”
sunshaoxiaqidao:“cunlikejisuderenjiahaishiyouxuduode。”
songzhidao:“rentaiduole，zhurenjiajialitaijiuyebuhao。”
xuanlejikuaidifangdaiding，songzhirouroumeixin，dao:“woqieshangshankankan。”
“ninshiyaoqulunjianyijime？”sunshaoxiayutitadailu，songzhibaishouzhizhile，fushoujingziwangshanshangqu。
guihuakaidehenshengle，chenluyedizhexiang，yuanbenlveyouxiefanzaodexinqingzaizheiyangdeanfuxiajianjianqingpingxialai。
zuoyeyoumeishuihao，rengshifanfanfufudizuoemeng，tabukanqirao，jiujielebanshangweihejinlaizuomengrucipinfan，youwujianxueleyiduizhizhiyeye，suoxingxianpaodaoleyuanjiacun。
ruojibairenmendeliuzhangmenzhidaozijizhenglexian，tahaibudeqideshengtianme？
tachuishougouchun，qianxiaoleyixia，quebudayandi，zheizhongchengshihuadexiaoyibansuiletahenduonian，tayebuhuiqusikaoxiangwantongyiyangmeiyanjuxiaoshishenmeshihou，yinweiyunduanzhishangdezhangmenrenbuxuyaonikanzheixie。
xiangweiheliushuishengruoyouruowudizilinjianchuanlai，tawangleyiyankongkongruyededuzi，juedingqucengdianchide……huozhejiediandiaoliaozijikao？
“dage，”bokaizhiye，tawenrundeshengyinluojinzhengbeiduitakaozheyuderenerduoli，“nengjiedianyanme？”
chuzuitingjianzheishengyinzhijuedehaoting，xiangzhuanshenkanren，xinzangpengpengtiaodongzhedeshengyinfangfojingshi。
yushiweizhuanshen，yuguangpiejianqingyizhangmenyaojianjianqiao，yourupingdiyishengjingleizhaxiang，zhenggerendoumengleyixia，shouzhongshuzhichadiandiaojinhuoli，xunjidilaoqilai。
songzhifaxianzheicunminjingyouxiegongfuzaishouli，danzijibuguoshishuoleyijuhua，nandaojiubarenjihezhele？buranhezhiyuyouzheimedadefanying？
xinzhonghaoxiaozhiyucunyi，zhuandaoneicunfumianqian，kouzhongdao:“baoqian……”
zheiwangbadan！zhuanshenzheimekuai！
chuzuixinlizhilaidejimazheimeyiju，jiuchongzheshenqianderendengyuanleyanjing。
simuxiangdui，songzhihuransisizhuaizhutadexiuzi，chuzuiqingqingduosuoleyixia，haoxiangdianqicongzheixiangchudezhijianguodaolezijishenshang，naozilipilipalashanguowushuhuamian。
danzuizhongzhishiwangzhetianlieleyixiazuiba，naozhetourupozhuocunminyibanwendao:“da……daxia，youshier？”
songzhimeifanying，zuanzhetaxiuzideshouzhijiefanbai，kejianlidaodadejingren。
chuzuitaochushenshangshengdeyandijita，gunong:“bujiuyaogeyan，zhiyume……”
songzhimodigengyanchuyisheng:“chuzui！”
chuzuibeitahandexingandazhan，lianxiongkoudouyinyinzuotong，zhangwangleyixiazuoyou，fuyoupingjingdikanzhetaiqitoulaidesongzhi。
qingnianzhangmendunzaitapangbiankanzheta，yanliqijiwunaiyuweiqujiaoza，jingzhideyipaolangbeidiluozaidishangyucaoxiefeihuiweiwu。
takezhizhe，shengyinrengyouxiezhandou:“chuzui……”
chuzuichayidiwen:“sha？”
taxinshuozhenqiguai，chushenmezui？shenmechuzui？chuzuishenme？zheilinaliyouchuzui？
修仙界废柴，意外绑定躺平系统，越努力嘎的越快
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