刷短视频，古人全疯了疯狂的大香蕉-著

小说简介

shuaduanshipin，gurenquanfengleshiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youfengkuangdedaxiangjiaoqinglichuangzuo。gushiyixiaozeweiqingweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，xiaozeweiqingbuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibu【@maoxianxiaowangzi】：qufaguowanjingyuluoerjietile，nandaofaguoshijietifengshuibaodi？zaozhidaokangtifeifaguosuanle！……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。

精彩章节

【guqiaoxibianyehuaqiao，bishuiqingliuyingcuitao。suiyuewushengqiaoshangguo，huaxiangsiyiyunyouzhang。】

【shiqiaocanggukuaxiliu，tailvcangsangsuiyueliu。qiaopanyehuachengwucai，qiaoranzhanfangyunnanshou。】

【gulaoshiqiaowobiliu，qingtaimanbujichunqiu。xibianwucaiyehuafang，duzhanjiaoyanyiziyou。】

【guqiaoxibianyehuaqiao，xingrenzhuzushangchunshao。huakaihualuojieshiyi，liushuichanchanbanmengyao。】

xiaozejingtan，yaoshitayeyouqianchuqulvyoujiuhaole！kexicongchuqulvyoudedoushiyouqianren！xiangxiangjiushangxin。

tazhinengzaizheijishoushixiapinglun。

“bibushanggeweishenxian，chilemeiwenhuadeku，zhinengdashengshuo：jinga，nimei，nihaomei！”

“kankanwangyoumendecaihua，zaikankanziji，woganjuewoxiangshilaicoushude。”

“zheijiewangyouzhenshibiluojingfengyu，shichengqiguishen！”

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大秦位面。

yingzhengdeyanzhongshanguoyisichayi，tafanfusongduzhezheixieshiju，xinzhongyongqifuzadeqingxu。zaitaderenzhizhong，zheiyangdeshijumiaohuidejingxiangxiniermeihao，yutasuozhuiqiudehongdabayesihuyousuobutong。

yingzhengzuozailongyishang，zhujian“pa”dipaizaizhuozishang：“zheixieshizhenguai，xiedezheijingseheshiyi，zheitianxiayouma？badachenmendoujiaolai！”

dachenmenjijimangmangpaolaile，gongdianliyixiazijinzhangqilai。

lisiwangqianzouleyibu，gonggongshoushuo：“bixia，chenjuedezheishilishuodejingse，zandaqinpianyuandedifangkenengyouchabuduode。buguozandaqinkaofazhiguo，laobaixingdoumangzhezhongdihedazhang，gujimeigongfuzhuyizheizhongjingzhiheshiyi。”

mengtianzhanzhileshenzi，dashengshuo：“bixia，womenjidaqinkaijiangtuotu、baoweiguojia，zheizhongruanmianmianyoushiyidejinger，suiranhaokandanbushixianzaizuiyaojindeshier。buguoyaoshiyindaohaole，yexunengyonglaixuanchuandaqinhenchangsheng。”

zhaogaozaipangbianyinyangguaiqidishuo：“bixia，zheishilailibuming，shuobudingyourenxiangyongtalaimihuorenxinni。deganjinchachaxieshiderenhezheishishizenmechuande，biechuluanzi。”

yingzhengzhouzhemeitou：“zhenzheitianxia，yinggaishenmejingdouyou。zheishishitianrensuochu，jiabule，xialingranggediguanyuankankantamenneieryoumeiyouzheiyangdemeijing，yaoshiyou，jiulaoshibaogaoshanglai。”

ruoshimeiyouhaihao，yaoshiyou，qibushiyourendanganduizhendebayeyousuobuman！

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大汉位面。

liuche：“cishizhennaitiancizhimiao！”

talikezhaojiwenrenmoke，rangtamenshangxizheishoushi。

liuchexinzhongxiaxiangwanqian，taxiangzhezijidetongzhixia，jiyaoyouzhekaijiangtuotudehaomai，yeyaoyourangbaixingnengyouranxinshang“guqiaoxibianyehuaqiao”zheibanmeijingdetaipingshengshi。

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大唐位面。

wangweilianlianzan：“qiaopanyehuachengwucai，qiaoranzhanfangyunnanshou。xiedemiaoji，dangyinmeijiuyibei。”

menghaoranhuibijishu：“wushiyiangran，dingyaozuoyishoushi。”

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明末位面。

zhuyoujianduzhe：“guqiaoxibianyehuaqiao，xingrenzhuzushangchunshao。huakaihualuojieshiyi，liushuichanchanbanmengyao”，beishangzhiqingyufanonglie。

tazhaojidachenmen，gengyanzheshuo：“cishisuidaochuwochaoweimianzhikunjing，danyetixingwomenbunengfangqi。zhongaiqingdangyuzhenqixinxieli，xunzhaofuxingzhilu，rangwodamingbaixingzhongxinguoshangyoushiyideshenghuo！”

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xiaozexinshangwanbi，erbianfachuzhifubaodetishisheng。

【ding，gongxiniwanchengrenwu，jiangliyiqianrenminbi，jiangliyifafang。】

aiyouwei，zheiqianzenmehaiyuejiyueduoa？

xiaozezuijiaodouyaoliedaoerhoule，zheiruanjianzenmebuzaodianzhaoshangtani？！

白让他苦这么多年！

yaoshimeitianshuaduanshipin，neijizandejinekeshiyibibufeideshouru，bidangdagongrenqiangduole！

xiaozecongchuangshangpaqilai，jizijichongyibaosurongkafei，dasuanfendoudaodi。