jingcaixiaoshuo《siduitouchenglewozhudao,haibeiwotingjianxinshengle》,xiaoshuozhujiaoshijiangyulinwan,wenzhangchongmanjiqing,xijiemiaoxiedaowei,yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan【xinsheng】:「pu……renbuzhule。haihaodaizhekouzhao。hahahahahaha……」wo:“……”wojinjinzhuazhuleshoushuchuangdelangan,zhijiefanbai。……
“zuozhichuangshoushushi,woturantingjianleneigeshuaigezhudaoyishengdexinsheng。。。”wo,linwan。
yigegangbiyedebeiweiyifangxieshou。yinweizhangqiaoyegangao、waijiaduimalahuoguoaideshenchen,yingnianzao“zhi”。
beituishangshoushutai。chengxianchuyigejiqiqurudezishi。hushi**jiewenroudianweiwo:“biejinzhang,lin**,
womenqingdeshiquanyuanzuihaodezhuanjia,jiangyisheng。”woxinrusihui:“ng。”“jiangyishenglaile。
”wotouguomayaodailaideqingweixuanyun,feilidicelecetou。
yigechuanzhelvseshoushufu、daizhelansekouzhaoheshoushumaodeshenyingzoulejinlai。tazhiluchuyishuangyanjing,
neishiyishuangwobishengnanwangdeyanjing——xiazhang、shensui,yanweidaizheyidianlengmodehudu。wohunshenyijiling。
zheishuangyanjing……tazoudaowodebingliqian,ditousaoleyiyan,ranhoutaitou,muguangjingzhundiluozaiwolianshang。
simuxiangdui。kongqininggulesanmiao。wokandaotaneishuangbinglengdemouzili,shanguoyisicuoe,ranhoushi……kuangxi?
bu,shixingzailehuo。wodedanao“hong”yishengzhale。jiangyu!neigedaxuesinian,
zaibianlunsaishangbawoanzaidishangmoca、zaijidianshangchangnianyawoyitou、gongkaichaofengwo“sizhifada,
tounaojiandan”deyixueyuanxueshenjianxiaocao!wodesiduitou!woweishenmehuizaizheili!yizheizhongzishi!
chuxianzaitamianqian!wo,linwan,daxuesinianhaocheng“jingangbuhuaizhishen”。
gentadalanqiudounengzhuangfeita(ranhoubeitafaqiuduisaodiyigeyue)denvren!woshehuixingsiwangle。
jiuzaiwohenbudedangchanghunsiguoqushi。yigebingleng、qingche,
danyoutouzheyiguziyayibuzhude“shadiao”qixideshengyin,
tuwudizaiwonaozilixiangleqilai——【xinsheng】:「**!linwan?!tazenmegaochengzheiyangle?」woyileng。
sheizaishuohua?jiangyumianwubiaoqingdidaishangshoutao,shengyinshineizhongyishengteyoude、budaiganqingdebingleng。“lin**,
zhunbeikaishile,biejinzhang。”【xinsheng】:「hahahahahaha!tazheishibahuoguodiandangjialema?zeze,
canburendu,zhenshicanburendu……buxing,woshizhuanyede,woshouguoyangedexunlian,wobunengxiao。」
【xinsheng】:「pu……renbuzhule。haihaodaizhekouzhao。hahahahahaha……」
wo:“……”wojinjinzhuazhuleshoushuchuangdelangan,zhijiefanbai。jiangyu!nizheige**!
wotingjiannidexinshengle!mayaodexiaolizhujianshanglaile,danwosibule。
yinweijiangyudexinshengjiuxiangyige24xiaoshibujianduandedanmu,zaiwonaozilifengkuangshuaping。tabiaomianshang:“hushi,
3haodao。”【xinsheng】:「ai,zheiyatoudaxueshiduonengzhetenga,xianzaizenmenianle。kanzhehaiguaikeliande。
xiashouqingdianba。」tabiaomianshang:“zhixueqian。”【xinsheng】:「fenghaokandian,wanyiyihou……ke,
woshigeyouyidedeyisheng。bingrendemeiguanyehenzhongyao。」tabiaomianshang:“shoushuhenshunli,songquhuifushi。
”【xinsheng】:「zhongyujieshule。xiaodewofujidoutengle。buxing,chafangdeshihouwodelugeyin,
zheidejinianyixia。linwanalinwan,niyeyoujintian!」wobeituichushoushushideshihou,yishiyijingbutaiqingxingle,
danwodelinghunzaipaoxiao。jiangyu,wozuoguidoubuhuifangguoni!wozaiyiyuanzhulesantian,zheisantian,
shiworenshengzhongzuiheiandesantian。yinwei“duxinshu”zheigegaisidejineng,bingmeiyousuizhemayaodetuiquerxiaoshi。
erjiangyu,zuoweiwodezhudaoyisheng,meitianleidabudongdilaichafangsanci。zaoshangbadian。tadaizheyiqunshixiyisheng,
zhanzaiwodebingchuangqian,jinsiyanjing,baidagua,mianwubiaoqing,yifujingyingzuopai。“linwan,jintianganjuezenmeyang?
”tawen。wopazaichuangshang,liansecanbai,xuruodishuo:“haixing。”【xinsheng】:「lianzenmezheimebai?
zuowanmeishuihao?yeshi,zheizishisheishuidezhe。ze,kanzhejiuteng。」tadiandiantou,shengyinbingleng:“paiqilema?
”wo:“……mei。”zheigewenti,jianzhishigongkaichuxing。wokandaotashenhouneiqunxiaoshixisheng,douzaibiezhexiao。
jiangyutuiletuiyanjing,yilian“woshizhuanye”debiaoqing。“shuhoupaiqihenzhongyao,
zhijieguanxidaonichangdaogongnengdehuifu。jintianbixuwancheng。”【xinsheng】:「kuaifanga!nidaoshifanga!
biezhebunanshouma?ai,suanle,talianpibo。dangzhezheimeduorenwenzheige,takendingyaomianzi。」
【xinsheng】:「douguaiwo,wangletalianpibole。wodexianggebanfa……」
wo:“……”woyiweitayaorangshixishengdouchuqu。jieguo,taqingleqingsangzi,turanduiwoshuo。“linwan,
wojinijianggexiaohuaba。”wo:“?”shixishengmen:“?”jiangyumianwubiaoqing:“congqianyougepi,
tazouzhezouzhe,milule……”woshihuale。【xinsheng】:「zheigexiaohuagoulengba?tazenmehaibuxiao?budui,
zheigexiaohuabugoutieqie。」tajixumianwubiaoqing:“nizhidaopiweishenmeshichoudema?
yinweitazaishentilimilutaijiu,beimenhuaile。”wo:“……”woshenhoudeshixishengzhongyurenbuzhu,
fachule“puchi”dexiaosheng。woxiufenyujue,youjuedejuhaoxiao,youjuedejuganga,
yikouqimeibiezhu——“pu——”yigejingtiandongdi、xiangcheyunxiaodepi,jiuzheiyang,
zaiwosiduitouheyiqunyixueyuanjingyingmianqian,danshengle。zhenggebingfang,shunjiananjingle。wobalianmaizaizhentouli,
xianglikequshi,mashangqushi。jiangyumanyididiandiantou,zaibinglishangxiezheshenme。【xinsheng】:「nice!
chengle!bukuishiwo,jizhi。zheixiachangdaotongle。」taheshangbingli,yongneishuangbinglengdeyanjingkanzhewo。“bucuo,
jixubaochi。duoheshui。”shuowan,tadaizheyiqunqiangrenzhexiao、jianbangfengkuangdoudongdeshixisheng,zoule。
wopazaichuangshang,yanleiliulexialai。jiangyu,nidengzhe。denglaoniangshanghaole,woyidingrangnizhidao,
shenmejiao“jingangbuhuaizhishen”!wodebaofu,laidehenkuai。danbushiwozhudongde。shijiangyude“baoying”laile。
neitianxiawu,wozhengpazhegangao(meicuo,zhichuangdoudubuzhuwodagongrendelinghun),bingfangmenbeituikaile。
woyiweishihushi,touyemeitai:“qingjin。”jiaobushenghenchenwen,tingzailewochuangbian。“linwan。”zheigeshengyin!
womengdihuitou,jiangyuchuanzheyishenjiancaidetideheisexizhuang,daizheneifujinsiyanjing,zhengjugaolinxiadikanzhewo。
tameichuanbaidagua。【xinsheng】:「shanghaimeihaojiuganpazhexiedongxi?tabuyaomingle?
zheinvrennaozilizhuangdedoushijianghuma?」wolimababijibendiannaoheshang,jingtidikanzheta:“jiangyisheng,
nixiabanle?”“ng。”tadandanyingleyisheng。【xinsheng】:「feihua。buxiabanwochuanchengzheiyanglaixiangqinma?」
xiangqin?woyanjingyiliang。“nizenmele?”takanwobiaoqingbudui。“meishenme,”worenzhetong,
nulijichuyigejiaxiao。“jiangyishengzhenshiyidegaoshang,xiabanlehailaikanbingren。”【xinsheng】:「yide?he。
womayoukaishizuoyaole,feibiwoqujianneigeshenmezhangjialijiadeqianjin,fansile。」
【xinsheng】:「zheijiahuo……suirannaoziben,danhaodaikanzheshunyan。
erqietaxianzaiqianwoyige‘shoushuzhien’……」woxinligedengyixia。jiangyu,nizheigexinsheng……nibuduijing!
guoran,xiayimiao,takaikoule。“linwan,”tayongyizhongburongzhihuidebazongyuqishuo。“bangwogemang。
”“shenme?”“jiabanwonvpengyou,bangwoyingfuyixiajiali。”wo:“???
”wozhilezhiwode**:“jiangyisheng,nikanwozheiyang,xiangnengqubangniyingfujiazhangdeyangzima?
”jiangyumianbugaise:“nideshang,wofuze。zhiyaonidaying,congxianzaikaishi,nizhuanquviptehubingfang,
24xiaoshizhuanrenkanhu,baozhengniyizhouneihuobengluantiao。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!
nineiputongbingfangsigerenyijian,chaodouchaosile!erqienineigeshiyouhaitiantianzaibingfangchiluosifen!
duinideshangkouhuifujiqibuli!」wo:“……”tazenmezhidaowoshiyouchiluosifen?jiangyujianwobushuohua,
youjialegema:“zuoweijiaohuan,nizhuyuanqijiandesuoyoufeiyong,woquanbaole。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!
nineipogaozigongsiyigeyuecaijinijigeqian?nineidianyiyaofeidoukuaifubuqileba!
wogangchalenidezhanghu……ke,womeicha,wocaide。」wodaoxiyikouliangqi。tajuranhaichawozhanghu!
“jiangyu,”woyansudikanzheta。“nizheishizaiweixiewo。”jiangyufulefuyanjing,
jingpianshanguoyisilengguang:“woshizaitongzhini。nidaxueshizaibianlunsaishangtouhuangainian,daozhiwofangbeikoufendezhang,
wohaimeigennisuan。”wo:“!”neidoushihounianmayuedeshile!【xinsheng】:「heng,xiaoyang,haizhibuleni?
wojiushitouhuangainianle,ninengnawozenmeyang?wohainengzaihuanyici。」【xinsheng】:「ai,
tazenmebushuohuale?shibushishengqile?woganggangshibushitaixiongle?tabenlaijiushengzhebing……」
taqingleqingsangzi,buchongdao:“dangran,ruguonibuyuanyi,woyebumianqiang。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!
womadedianhuayaodaguolaile!neigeliqianjinyijingdaocantingle!jiuminga!」wokanzhetabiaomiangaolengjinyu,
neixinhuangdeyipidejingfenmoyang,turanjuede……zheibobukui。wopazaichuangshang,xuruoditanlekouqi。
“jiangyisheng,wozheishangjindonggude……dangnide‘daoju’,wohenchikuia。
”jiangyu(xinsheng):「tayaojiama!zheinvren,haishizheimejiaohua!」
tabiaomianbudongshengse:“nihaixiangyaoshenme?”woxiaole:“woyaoni,qinzizhaoguwo。zhidaowochuyuan。
”jiangyudetongkongmengdiyisuo。【xinsheng】:「!!!tashuoshenme?tayaowoqinzizhaoguta?
ta……tashibushianlianwo?taxiangjiejijiejinwo?!」【xinsheng】:「jiangyu,lengjing!nishigeyisheng!
nibunengbeimeise……pei,nibunengbeibingrenyouhuo!」【xinsheng】:「keshi……tatidezheigeyaoqiu,
zhendehennanjujuea……」wokanzhetaneixinxiyijingyandao“womenhaizigaijiaoshenme”dechengdule,
renbuzhufanlegebaiyan。“jiangyisheng?”wocuicudao。“……hao。”tajihushicongyafenglijichuzheigezi。
“chengjiao。”woxiaole。jiangyu,daxuesinianniyawoyitou。xianzai,niluowoshoulile。
wobeizhuandaolevipbingfang。jiangyuyezhengshichengweilewode“zhuanshuhugong”。zheidaiyu,jianzhishitianchadibie。
diyitian,tachuanzhebaidagua,duanzheyifenqingdandaolingrenfazhidebinghaocanjinlai。“chi。”tabacanpanfangxia。
woyikan,shuizhuqingcai,baimizhou,yidianyouxingdoumeiyou。wodangchang**:“jiangyu,woshigebingren,
bushigeheshang。”【xinsheng】:「youtiaoshi。tayiweitashishei?taxianzaizhinengchizheige。」
talenglengdishuo:“yizhu。buxiangshangkousilie,jiubizuichi。”wodengzheta。【xinsheng】:「dengwoyemeiyong。
……suanle,taneigebiaoqingzenmegenzhiliulangmaoyiyang。woshibushiyoutaixiongle?」
【xinsheng】:「denghuierrangchufangjitadungegezitangba,bufangyandeneizhong。」womomodinaqishaozi。
diertian,wopazhekanjuben,jiangyuyoulaile。tashoulinazheyige……tiantianquanzuodian。“zheishishenme?
”wowen。“jinizuode。”tabazuodianrengzaiyizishang。“nishangkouxuyaotouqi,bunengyapo。
”wokanzheneigefenhongsede、maorongrongde、zhongjianyigedongdezuodian,xianrulechenmo。“wobuyao,”wojujue,
“taichoule。”【xinsheng】:「chou?zheishiwopaolesantiaojiecaimaidaode!jinkoujiyimian!tahaixianchou?
buzhihaodai!」jiangyu:“linwan,biebiwoyongqiangde。”wo:“nigan!”【xinsheng】:「tazenmezheimejiang?
feiyaowo……suanle,talianpibo。wodexianggebanfa。」xiayimiao,zaiwodezhushixia。
zheiweishengaoyimibaba、chuanzhegaodingxizhuang(tajintianhaoxiangxiuxi)denanren,
yilianyingyongjiuyidi……yi**zuozaileneigefenhongsedetiantianquanzuodianshang。wo:“……”tazuoshangqu,
haizuoyounuolenuo,ranhoumianwubiaoqingdijichupingjia。“ng,henruan。buchou。”【xinsheng】:「**!
zheishenmepowanyier!luosiwole!zaozhidaomaigelansedele!fenhongsetainiangle!」wozhongyurenbuzhu,
pazaichuangshangxiaodehunshenfadou,chadianchedaoshangkou。
“hahahaha……jiangyu……ni……”jiangyudelianshunjianheile。tamengdizhanqilai,
bazuodianrengjiwo:“aiyongbuyong!”【xinsheng】:「xiaopia!yaobushikannikelian!
wotangtang**de……wocaibuguanni!」**?woxiaoshengyidun。jiangyu?jiangshi?
nandaoshineige……zhangkongzheashiyiliaomingmaide**?wojidewomenashizuidadesiliyiyuan,
jiushijiangshiqixiade。dengdeng,woxianzaizhudezheijia……bujiushineijiama?!wokaishipangqiaocejidishitanta。
“jiangyisheng,nijia……shizuoshenmedea?”jiangyuzhengzaijiwohuanyao,dongzuoshulianyouqingrou。
【xinsheng】:「laile。takaishidatingwole。nvren,nizhongyuyaoduiwoxiashoulema?」
tayanpidoumeitai:“kaiyiyuande。”【xinsheng】:「meicuo,jiushinixiangdeneigejiangshi。paleba?zhandouba?
wojiushichuanshuozhongdehaomenbazong。kuaidianchongbaiwo。」wo:“……”worenzhuxiao:“e,
neijiangyishengnihenlihaia,nianjiqingqingjiushizhuanjiale。”jiangyujiwotieshangshabu,dandandishuo:“yiban。
wozhishigebuxiangjichengjiayede、pingpingwuqideyishengeryi。”【xinsheng】:「ai,fanersaidekuaile,
jiushizheimeposhiwuhua。wobafeiyaowohuiquguanneiduiposhi,fansile。haishidangyishenghaowan,
biru……jisiduitouzuoshoushu。」wochediwuyule。zheijiahuo,bujinshige“bazong”,haishige“shadiao”。
“huanhaole。”tashoushidongxi,“mingtianchuyuan。wanshang,genwohuijia。”“huijia?”wojingti。“wojia。
”tabuchongdao,“nidayingguowo,yaojiabanwonvyou。mingtianshiwomadeshengriyan。”【xinsheng】:「hengheng,
xiaoyatou,jinlewojia,jiubiexiangpaole。」wo:“jiangyu,woshanghaimeihaolisuo。
”“suoyiwocairangnizhuwojia。”talizhiqizhuang,“wojiayouzuihaodeyiliaotiaojian。woqinzijianduniyinshi。
”【xinsheng】:「nineigouwoyiyangdechuzuwu,nengyanghaoshangma?tiantianchiwaimai。wozuotiankanniwaimaidingdan,
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