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jingcaixiaoshuo《siduitouchenglewozhudao,haibeiwotingjianxinshengle》,xiaoshuozhujiaoshijiangyulinwan,wenzhangchongmanjiqing,xijiemiaoxiedaowei,yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan【xinsheng】:「pu……renbuzhule。haihaodaizhekouzhao。hahahahahaha……」wo:“……”wojinjinzhuazhuleshoushuchuangdelangan,zhijiefanbai。……

精彩章节

“zuozhichuangshoushushi,woturantingjianleneigeshuaigezhudaoyishengdexinsheng。。。”wo,linwan。

yigegangbiyedebeiweiyifangxieshou。yinweizhangqiaoyegangao、waijiaduimalahuoguoaideshenchen,yingnianzao“zhi”。

beituishangshoushutai。chengxianchuyigejiqiqurudezishi。hushi**jiewenroudianweiwo:“biejinzhang,lin**,

womenqingdeshiquanyuanzuihaodezhuanjia,jiangyisheng。”woxinrusihui:“ng。”“jiangyishenglaile。

”wotouguomayaodailaideqingweixuanyun,feilidicelecetou。

yigechuanzhelvseshoushufu、daizhelansekouzhaoheshoushumaodeshenyingzoulejinlai。tazhiluchuyishuangyanjing,

neishiyishuangwobishengnanwangdeyanjing——xiazhang、shensui,yanweidaizheyidianlengmodehudu。wohunshenyijiling。

zheishuangyanjing……tazoudaowodebingliqian,ditousaoleyiyan,ranhoutaitou,muguangjingzhundiluozaiwolianshang。

simuxiangdui。kongqininggulesanmiao。wokandaotaneishuangbinglengdemouzili,shanguoyisicuoe,ranhoushi……kuangxi?

bu,shixingzailehuo。wodedanao“hong”yishengzhale。jiangyu!neigedaxuesinian,

zaibianlunsaishangbawoanzaidishangmoca、zaijidianshangchangnianyawoyitou、gongkaichaofengwo“sizhifada,

tounaojiandan”deyixueyuanxueshenjianxiaocao!wodesiduitou!woweishenmehuizaizheili!yizheizhongzishi!

chuxianzaitamianqian!wo,linwan,daxuesinianhaocheng“jingangbuhuaizhishen”。

gentadalanqiudounengzhuangfeita(ranhoubeitafaqiuduisaodiyigeyue)denvren!woshehuixingsiwangle。

jiuzaiwohenbudedangchanghunsiguoqushi。yigebingleng、qingche,

danyoutouzheyiguziyayibuzhude“shadiao”qixideshengyin,

tuwudizaiwonaozilixiangleqilai——【xinsheng】:「**!linwan?!tazenmegaochengzheiyangle?」woyileng。

sheizaishuohua?jiangyumianwubiaoqingdidaishangshoutao,shengyinshineizhongyishengteyoude、budaiganqingdebingleng。“lin**,

zhunbeikaishile,biejinzhang。”【xinsheng】:「hahahahahaha!tazheishibahuoguodiandangjialema?zeze,

canburendu,zhenshicanburendu……buxing,woshizhuanyede,woshouguoyangedexunlian,wobunengxiao。」

【xinsheng】:「pu……renbuzhule。haihaodaizhekouzhao。hahahahahaha……」

wo:“……”wojinjinzhuazhuleshoushuchuangdelangan,zhijiefanbai。jiangyu!nizheige**!

wotingjiannidexinshengle!mayaodexiaolizhujianshanglaile,danwosibule。

yinweijiangyudexinshengjiuxiangyige24xiaoshibujianduandedanmu,zaiwonaozilifengkuangshuaping。tabiaomianshang:“hushi,

3haodao。”【xinsheng】:「ai,zheiyatoudaxueshiduonengzhetenga,xianzaizenmenianle。kanzhehaiguaikeliande。

xiashouqingdianba。」tabiaomianshang:“zhixueqian。”【xinsheng】:「fenghaokandian,wanyiyihou……ke,

woshigeyouyidedeyisheng。bingrendemeiguanyehenzhongyao。」tabiaomianshang:“shoushuhenshunli,songquhuifushi。

”【xinsheng】:「zhongyujieshule。xiaodewofujidoutengle。buxing,chafangdeshihouwodelugeyin,

zheidejinianyixia。linwanalinwan,niyeyoujintian!」wobeituichushoushushideshihou,yishiyijingbutaiqingxingle,

danwodelinghunzaipaoxiao。jiangyu,wozuoguidoubuhuifangguoni!wozaiyiyuanzhulesantian,zheisantian,

shiworenshengzhongzuiheiandesantian。yinwei“duxinshu”zheigegaisidejineng,bingmeiyousuizhemayaodetuiquerxiaoshi。

erjiangyu,zuoweiwodezhudaoyisheng,meitianleidabudongdilaichafangsanci。zaoshangbadian。tadaizheyiqunshixiyisheng,

zhanzaiwodebingchuangqian,jinsiyanjing,baidagua,mianwubiaoqing,yifujingyingzuopai。“linwan,jintianganjuezenmeyang?

”tawen。wopazaichuangshang,liansecanbai,xuruodishuo:“haixing。”【xinsheng】:「lianzenmezheimebai?

zuowanmeishuihao?yeshi,zheizishisheishuidezhe。ze,kanzhejiuteng。」tadiandiantou,shengyinbingleng:“paiqilema?

”wo:“……mei。”zheigewenti,jianzhishigongkaichuxing。wokandaotashenhouneiqunxiaoshixisheng,douzaibiezhexiao。

jiangyutuiletuiyanjing,yilian“woshizhuanye”debiaoqing。“shuhoupaiqihenzhongyao,

zhijieguanxidaonichangdaogongnengdehuifu。jintianbixuwancheng。”【xinsheng】:「kuaifanga!nidaoshifanga!

biezhebunanshouma?ai,suanle,talianpibo。dangzhezheimeduorenwenzheige,takendingyaomianzi。」

【xinsheng】:「douguaiwo,wangletalianpibole。wodexianggebanfa……」

wo:“……”woyiweitayaorangshixishengdouchuqu。jieguo,taqingleqingsangzi,turanduiwoshuo。“linwan,

wojinijianggexiaohuaba。”wo:“?”shixishengmen:“?”jiangyumianwubiaoqing:“congqianyougepi,

tazouzhezouzhe,milule……”woshihuale。【xinsheng】:「zheigexiaohuagoulengba?tazenmehaibuxiao?budui,

zheigexiaohuabugoutieqie。」tajixumianwubiaoqing:“nizhidaopiweishenmeshichoudema?

yinweitazaishentilimilutaijiu,beimenhuaile。”wo:“……”woshenhoudeshixishengzhongyurenbuzhu,

fachule“puchi”dexiaosheng。woxiufenyujue,youjuedejuhaoxiao,youjuedejuganga,

yikouqimeibiezhu——“pu——”yigejingtiandongdi、xiangcheyunxiaodepi,jiuzheiyang,

zaiwosiduitouheyiqunyixueyuanjingyingmianqian,danshengle。zhenggebingfang,shunjiananjingle。wobalianmaizaizhentouli,

xianglikequshi,mashangqushi。jiangyumanyididiandiantou,zaibinglishangxiezheshenme。【xinsheng】:「nice!

chengle!bukuishiwo,jizhi。zheixiachangdaotongle。」taheshangbingli,yongneishuangbinglengdeyanjingkanzhewo。“bucuo,

jixubaochi。duoheshui。”shuowan,tadaizheyiqunqiangrenzhexiao、jianbangfengkuangdoudongdeshixisheng,zoule。

wopazaichuangshang,yanleiliulexialai。jiangyu,nidengzhe。denglaoniangshanghaole,woyidingrangnizhidao,

shenmejiao“jingangbuhuaizhishen”!wodebaofu,laidehenkuai。danbushiwozhudongde。shijiangyude“baoying”laile。

neitianxiawu,wozhengpazhegangao(meicuo,zhichuangdoudubuzhuwodagongrendelinghun),bingfangmenbeituikaile。

woyiweishihushi,touyemeitai:“qingjin。”jiaobushenghenchenwen,tingzailewochuangbian。“linwan。”zheigeshengyin!

womengdihuitou,jiangyuchuanzheyishenjiancaidetideheisexizhuang,daizheneifujinsiyanjing,zhengjugaolinxiadikanzhewo。

tameichuanbaidagua。【xinsheng】:「shanghaimeihaojiuganpazhexiedongxi?tabuyaomingle?

zheinvrennaozilizhuangdedoushijianghuma?」wolimababijibendiannaoheshang,jingtidikanzheta:“jiangyisheng,

nixiabanle?”“ng。”tadandanyingleyisheng。【xinsheng】:「feihua。buxiabanwochuanchengzheiyanglaixiangqinma?」

xiangqin?woyanjingyiliang。“nizenmele?”takanwobiaoqingbudui。“meishenme,”worenzhetong,

nulijichuyigejiaxiao。“jiangyishengzhenshiyidegaoshang,xiabanlehailaikanbingren。”【xinsheng】:「yide?he。

womayoukaishizuoyaole,feibiwoqujianneigeshenmezhangjialijiadeqianjin,fansile。」

【xinsheng】:「zheijiahuo……suirannaoziben,danhaodaikanzheshunyan。

erqietaxianzaiqianwoyige‘shoushuzhien’……」woxinligedengyixia。jiangyu,nizheigexinsheng……nibuduijing!

guoran,xiayimiao,takaikoule。“linwan,”tayongyizhongburongzhihuidebazongyuqishuo。“bangwogemang。

”“shenme?”“jiabanwonvpengyou,bangwoyingfuyixiajiali。”wo:“???

”wozhilezhiwode**:“jiangyisheng,nikanwozheiyang,xiangnengqubangniyingfujiazhangdeyangzima?

”jiangyumianbugaise:“nideshang,wofuze。zhiyaonidaying,congxianzaikaishi,nizhuanquviptehubingfang,

24xiaoshizhuanrenkanhu,baozhengniyizhouneihuobengluantiao。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!

nineiputongbingfangsigerenyijian,chaodouchaosile!erqienineigeshiyouhaitiantianzaibingfangchiluosifen!

duinideshangkouhuifujiqibuli!」wo:“……”tazenmezhidaowoshiyouchiluosifen?jiangyujianwobushuohua,

youjialegema:“zuoweijiaohuan,nizhuyuanqijiandesuoyoufeiyong,woquanbaole。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!

nineipogaozigongsiyigeyuecaijinijigeqian?nineidianyiyaofeidoukuaifubuqileba!

wogangchalenidezhanghu……ke,womeicha,wocaide。」wodaoxiyikouliangqi。tajuranhaichawozhanghu!

“jiangyu,”woyansudikanzheta。“nizheishizaiweixiewo。”jiangyufulefuyanjing,

jingpianshanguoyisilengguang:“woshizaitongzhini。nidaxueshizaibianlunsaishangtouhuangainian,daozhiwofangbeikoufendezhang,

wohaimeigennisuan。”wo:“!”neidoushihounianmayuedeshile!【xinsheng】:「heng,xiaoyang,haizhibuleni?

wojiushitouhuangainianle,ninengnawozenmeyang?wohainengzaihuanyici。」【xinsheng】:「ai,

tazenmebushuohuale?shibushishengqile?woganggangshibushitaixiongle?tabenlaijiushengzhebing……」

taqingleqingsangzi,buchongdao:“dangran,ruguonibuyuanyi,woyebumianqiang。”【xinsheng】:「kuaidayinga!

womadedianhuayaodaguolaile!neigeliqianjinyijingdaocantingle!jiuminga!」wokanzhetabiaomiangaolengjinyu,

neixinhuangdeyipidejingfenmoyang,turanjuede……zheibobukui。wopazaichuangshang,xuruoditanlekouqi。

“jiangyisheng,wozheishangjindonggude……dangnide‘daoju’,wohenchikuia。

”jiangyu(xinsheng):「tayaojiama!zheinvren,haishizheimejiaohua!」

tabiaomianbudongshengse:“nihaixiangyaoshenme?”woxiaole:“woyaoni,qinzizhaoguwo。zhidaowochuyuan。

”jiangyudetongkongmengdiyisuo。【xinsheng】:「!!!tashuoshenme?tayaowoqinzizhaoguta?

ta……tashibushianlianwo?taxiangjiejijiejinwo?!」【xinsheng】:「jiangyu,lengjing!nishigeyisheng!

nibunengbeimeise……pei,nibunengbeibingrenyouhuo!」【xinsheng】:「keshi……tatidezheigeyaoqiu,

zhendehennanjujuea……」wokanzhetaneixinxiyijingyandao“womenhaizigaijiaoshenme”dechengdule,

renbuzhufanlegebaiyan。“jiangyisheng?”wocuicudao。“……hao。”tajihushicongyafenglijichuzheigezi。

“chengjiao。”woxiaole。jiangyu,daxuesinianniyawoyitou。xianzai,niluowoshoulile。

wobeizhuandaolevipbingfang。jiangyuyezhengshichengweilewode“zhuanshuhugong”。zheidaiyu,jianzhishitianchadibie。

diyitian,tachuanzhebaidagua,duanzheyifenqingdandaolingrenfazhidebinghaocanjinlai。“chi。”tabacanpanfangxia。

woyikan,shuizhuqingcai,baimizhou,yidianyouxingdoumeiyou。wodangchang**:“jiangyu,woshigebingren,

bushigeheshang。”【xinsheng】:「youtiaoshi。tayiweitashishei?taxianzaizhinengchizheige。」

talenglengdishuo:“yizhu。buxiangshangkousilie,jiubizuichi。”wodengzheta。【xinsheng】:「dengwoyemeiyong。

……suanle,taneigebiaoqingzenmegenzhiliulangmaoyiyang。woshibushiyoutaixiongle?」

【xinsheng】:「denghuierrangchufangjitadungegezitangba,bufangyandeneizhong。」womomodinaqishaozi。

diertian,wopazhekanjuben,jiangyuyoulaile。tashoulinazheyige……tiantianquanzuodian。“zheishishenme?

”wowen。“jinizuode。”tabazuodianrengzaiyizishang。“nishangkouxuyaotouqi,bunengyapo。

”wokanzheneigefenhongsede、maorongrongde、zhongjianyigedongdezuodian,xianrulechenmo。“wobuyao,”wojujue,

“taichoule。”【xinsheng】:「chou?zheishiwopaolesantiaojiecaimaidaode!jinkoujiyimian!tahaixianchou?

buzhihaodai!」jiangyu:“linwan,biebiwoyongqiangde。”wo:“nigan!”【xinsheng】:「tazenmezheimejiang?

feiyaowo……suanle,talianpibo。wodexianggebanfa。」xiayimiao,zaiwodezhushixia。

zheiweishengaoyimibaba、chuanzhegaodingxizhuang(tajintianhaoxiangxiuxi)denanren,

yilianyingyongjiuyidi……yi**zuozaileneigefenhongsedetiantianquanzuodianshang。wo:“……”tazuoshangqu,

haizuoyounuolenuo,ranhoumianwubiaoqingdijichupingjia。“ng,henruan。buchou。”【xinsheng】:「**!

zheishenmepowanyier!luosiwole!zaozhidaomaigelansedele!fenhongsetainiangle!」wozhongyurenbuzhu,

pazaichuangshangxiaodehunshenfadou,chadianchedaoshangkou。

“hahahaha……jiangyu……ni……”jiangyudelianshunjianheile。tamengdizhanqilai,

bazuodianrengjiwo:“aiyongbuyong!”【xinsheng】:「xiaopia!yaobushikannikelian!

wotangtang**de……wocaibuguanni!」**?woxiaoshengyidun。jiangyu?jiangshi?

nandaoshineige……zhangkongzheashiyiliaomingmaide**?wojidewomenashizuidadesiliyiyuan,

jiushijiangshiqixiade。dengdeng,woxianzaizhudezheijia……bujiushineijiama?!wokaishipangqiaocejidishitanta。

“jiangyisheng,nijia……shizuoshenmedea?”jiangyuzhengzaijiwohuanyao,dongzuoshulianyouqingrou。

【xinsheng】:「laile。takaishidatingwole。nvren,nizhongyuyaoduiwoxiashoulema?」

tayanpidoumeitai:“kaiyiyuande。”【xinsheng】:「meicuo,jiushinixiangdeneigejiangshi。paleba?zhandouba?

wojiushichuanshuozhongdehaomenbazong。kuaidianchongbaiwo。」wo:“……”worenzhuxiao:“e,

neijiangyishengnihenlihaia,nianjiqingqingjiushizhuanjiale。”jiangyujiwotieshangshabu,dandandishuo:“yiban。

wozhishigebuxiangjichengjiayede、pingpingwuqideyishengeryi。”【xinsheng】:「ai,fanersaidekuaile,

jiushizheimeposhiwuhua。wobafeiyaowohuiquguanneiduiposhi,fansile。haishidangyishenghaowan,

biru……jisiduitouzuoshoushu。」wochediwuyule。zheijiahuo,bujinshige“bazong”,haishige“shadiao”。

“huanhaole。”tashoushidongxi,“mingtianchuyuan。wanshang,genwohuijia。”“huijia?”wojingti。“wojia。

”tabuchongdao,“nidayingguowo,yaojiabanwonvyou。mingtianshiwomadeshengriyan。”【xinsheng】:「hengheng,

xiaoyatou,jinlewojia,jiubiexiangpaole。」wo:“jiangyu,woshanghaimeihaolisuo。

”“suoyiwocairangnizhuwojia。”talizhiqizhuang,“wojiayouzuihaodeyiliaotiaojian。woqinzijianduniyinshi。

”【xinsheng】:「nineigouwoyiyangdechuzuwu,nengyanghaoshangma?tiantianchiwaimai。wozuotiankanniwaimaidingdan,

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