jingcaixiaoshuo《shuadouyinouyushangsijiangqinqin》benwenjiangshulexiaoyiliuyaojiangqinqindegushi,ganqingxini,dongchalijiqiang,shilituijian!tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:zheiyaoshibeikandaole,shiqingjiumafanle,yinweigongsiyouguomingwenguiding,buyunxutanlianai,jiugenbieshuoluangaole。……
zheidequeshigehaobanfa,buranxianzaimingbuzhengyanbushunde,hanwobabadequebutaihao。
“好!”
wodiandiantou,dengyihouruguowozhendegenliujiedaoleneiyibu,haiziyebuyonggaikou。
jianwodaying,liujiexinqingyehenhao,“neijintianwanshangbiezoule,zaizheichi!”
xiaoguniangyehengaoxing,chanzhewoyaowobao,haiyikouyigebaba,genbenmeifajujue!
yongguofanhou,wobiangaocihuijia。
huidaojiazhong,huixiangqizheiliangtianfashengdeshiqing,renjiujuedeyouxiebuzhenshi。
jiuzaizheishi,woturanxiangqi,woyijingyouliangtianmeiyoudengluxiaohaole。
liangmangqiehuanxiaohao,gangyidenglu,wojiubeixiaoxishuapingle。
xiaotianxinjiwofalejishitiaoxinxi,liuyaoyefaleliuqitiao。
“qinaide,nihaizaimangma?”
“qinaide,niyijingzhengzhengyitianmeiliwole。”
“diertianle,niduiwoyanfanlema?(kuqi)”
kanzhejiangqinqinfadexinxi,wolianmanghuifu:“buhaoyisi,zheiliangtiancanjialeyigehuodong,jihuliangtianmeiyoupengshouji,ganggangcaijieshu!”
baxiaoxifasong,woyoudiankaileliuyaodexiaoxi。
“hai,menghuxiansheng,nizaima?”
“wojintianduanlianyudaoleyidianwenti,nikeyibangwoma?”
xiamianshiyizhangtupian,liuyaozuozaiyujiadianshang,tachuanzhechaoduanrekuheluqidexiongyi,xianghanlinli!
ranhouhaiyouyigeshipin,shipinzhong,tazhengzaizuopingbanzhicheng,zuilihaizaiweiweichuanxi,“menghuxiansheng,wozheigezishiduima?”
neichuanxisheng,shunjianjiurangwoyoufanyingle。
wokanlekanzuijinyitiaoxiaoxishizailianggexiaoshiqianfade,yushibafajijiangqinqindexiaoxifuzhizhantiefajileta。
meiguoliangfenzhong,liuyaojiuhuixiaoxile,“e,wohaiyiweinixianwotaifanleni!”
“zenmehui,nengbeidameinvmafan,shiwoderongxing!”
liuyaofalegelianhongdebiaoqing,“nizhenhuishuohua!”
wozhengxianghuixiaoxi,zheishihouyoufalexiaoxiguolai,“menghuxiansheng,wokeyigennishipinma?”
jingenzheshipintonghuajiudanleguolai。
**,zenmeshuodashipinjiudashipina,yebuwenwoyuanbuyuanyi!
woxianglexiang,benxiangjujue,danshixuanjiyixiang,wolianmangtuoleshangyi,luchulejieshidefuji,younongleyidianshuizaishenshang,zhuangchuyifuwoganggangzaijianshendeyangzi。
jietongdianhua,wojiukandaolexianghanlinlideliuyao,cishidetamaosiganggangyundongwan,liandanweihong,baixideyujingxiashijingzhidesuogu,yijishensuidegouhe。
“a,menghuxiansheng,nizenme**yifu?”
wohuaihuaiyixiao,ranhougankeliangsheng,yongcixingdeshengyinshuodao:“e,woganggangzaiduanlian!”
shipinzhong,liuyaowuzheyanjing,tingdaowodehuazhihou,tayourenbuzhuweiweidakaishouzhi,henxianran,wodefujixiyinleta。
“wuyanzuoshenme,zheiyoushenme!”
“wojiushiyouxiebuhaoyisi!”
zuishangzheimeshuo,liuyaoshouquefanglexialai,“menghuxiansheng,wozenmekanbudaonideliana?”
“hehe,buhaoyisi,wozanshibutaixianglulian!”
nvrendehaoqixinbinanrenyaoqiang,woyueshibululian,takendinghuihenhaoqi。
“keyirangwokankanma?”
“shijimeidao,shijidaole,ziranjiuhuirangnikanle。”
我不为所动。
“哦,那好吧!”
liuyaoweiweishiluo,danshihenkuai,tajiukaishixunwenwoyixiejianshenfangmiandewenti,zheiyikuaiwohaishixiaoyouxinde,zaijiashangwozaishichangbuduanlianchulaidekoucai,fengquyoumo,batadoudexiaogebuting。
ranhou,woyougenshangciyiyang,zhuanyihuanti,xunwenyixiegentayouguandegerenwenti,tayemeiyouyinman,erqiezheiyicishuodegengxizhi。
“qishiwoxihuanqiangshiyidiandenanren,jiushineizhongqiangzhuangyouzhujian,haiyoudiandananzizhuyidenanren,yexushicongxiaodaodawodeshenghuodoubeifumuanpaidetaihaole,wobushiyigetaishanzhangweishenghuodongnaojinderen。”
这算是胸大无脑吗?
“buguanshishenghuohaishigongzuo,wodouxiwangtanengjiwoyijian,erqie,wohaixihuanneizhongbadaobeibidongdeganjue。”
shuozhetalianyouxiehong,“menghuxiansheng,nibiexiaohuawo,qishiwozhendetingxiangwanglianaide,danshiwodejiatingbuyunxu,xiangwozheiyangdejiating,zijidehunyingenbenzuobulezhu,suoyiwozhinengxiangxiang。”
“ruguoxianzainixiangxiangdeneigenanrenchuxianzainideshenbian,nihuiaishangtama?huiweiletabuguyiqiema?”wowendao。
liuyaomeiyoulikehuida,ershihenrenzhendesikaoleyihuiercaishuodao:“wobuqingchu,yinweiwoshenbiangenbenmeiyouzheiyangderen,shenzhilianyixingyeshaodekelian,jiusuanyouyeshishangsihuozhexiashu。”
tayouxieqimen,yanliliuluchuleyizhongshaonvxiangyaodedaoxinaiwanju,queyoudebudaodeneizhongbugan。
“bieqinei,kendinghuiyouzheimeyigerenchuxiande。”
“ng,xiexieni,menghuxiansheng,nizhenshiyigefeichangshanyuqingtingdeqingganzhuanjia。”
gualedianhua,duiliuyaoderenzhigengshenle,tayoudianmensao,mingmingershiliusuile,quehaihuanxiangzheneizhongbadaozongcaideqingjie。
congbeiqiangpobidongjiunengtingchu,taqishiyouqingweidezhipeikong,shenzhihaiyouqingweideshounveqingxiang。
xihuandananzizhuyi,xihuanbadao,xihuanbeizhipei,xihuanyouqigaidenanzi,tongshihaiyouneizhongbujiangdaolideguanxin。
woxinliyijingyoulezhuyi。
baxiaoxiqiehuandaojiangqinqin,tayoujiwofalejitiaoxiaoxi,“nizhongyuhuiwole,woyizhigaosuzijibuyaoxianggebudongshidexiaonvshengyiyang,qufanni,danshiwohaishirenbuzhu!”
wolianmanghuidao:“bu,wozheiliangtianyexiangnixiangfengle,wokeyijinidadianhuama?”
bataliangyipangliangtianle,zheishihoujiuyaowenqingyibo,botongyuyindianhua,duifanghenkuaijiujietongle。
“duibuqi,wowangletiqiangaosuni,woyaocanjiahuodong,rangnijiudengle。”
kaikoudediyijujiushidaoqian,rangtaganshoudaowodekuijiu,yerangtamingbai,zijizaiwoxinlihenyoufenliang。
“meiguanxi,wozhidaonimangwanlejiuhuilaizhaowode。”
dianhualijiangqinqindeshengyinshuobuchudewenrou,zhishitingshengyin,nigenbenxiangbudaotashiduomekeboderen。
“wozuowanzuomengle,menglinitangzaiwodehuaili,wozainierbianshuozheqinghua,wodiaonishuoleyiwanjuwoaini!”
buguanshenmenianjidenvrendouxihuantingqinghua,napatamenzhidaoshijiade,yeleyiqingting。
dangran,qiantishiliangrenyaoyouyidingdejichu,fouzeshuochulaizhihuirangduifangjuedeexin。
genjiangqinqinbaodianhuazhouzhidaoshenye,meiyourangtaziwomanzu,yemeiyourangtapaishipinhuozhepaizhao,danshilinshuiqian,tahaishijiwofaleyiduizhaopianhaiyouyiduishipin,“suirannimeiwenwoyao,danshizheixiedoushiwoteyiweinizhunbeide,niyaoshouzanghaoe。(tushebiaoqing)”
kanzhezhaopianheshipin,woyounanshoule,zuotianyelimeirenzaihuai,woquezuoleyiyeliuxiahui!
zhengdangwozhunbeihuzuofeiweideshihou,naozhongxiangle,jingraolewodemeimeng。
qichuangxishu,chuandaizhengqichulemen。
laidaogongsi,zhijiequlebaojiexiuxishi,kaishileyitiandegongzuo!
jintian,jiangqinqinrenranmeiyoubawodiaohuishichangbu,neixierenkanzhewohaishiyilianchaonongdebiaoqing。
zhouyishichangbudouhuikaidahui,huiyiyoujiangqinqinzhuchi,erwoxianzaiyijingcongshichangbudiaodaoweishengbu,shibuxuyaocanjiade,danshibaojiegongzuohaiyaozuo,jiangqinqinyizhizaishangmianjianghua,wojiuzaixiamiandasaoweisheng。
fabiaowanjianghua,jiushigezudezhuguanshangtaihuibaochengji,jingenzhejiushimeizudexiaoguan,gongsihuiyoujiangjin,yicidagaiyousanqiankuai!
tamenzhanzaitaishangjiangshuzijideyingxiaoxinde,shuolaishuoquwufeijiushineiyitao,wodoutingnile。
henkuai,jiulundaowangleishangtaile。
zheixiaozichuandexizhuanggelvhenshisaobao,toufagengoutianside,bozishanghaidaizhehudiejie,buzhidaodehaiyiweitayaoshangtaixiangqinni。
“dajiahao,woshidiwuzudexiaoguan,wanglei,zheishiwodishicishangtaifabiaoyingxiaoxindele,qishizuoyingxiaohenjiandan,jiushidandaxinxilianpihou,zhuazhujihuibuyaoyouyisisongxiejiukeyi。”
“qishizheixiedoushilaodiaozhongdan,meiyoushenmexinyi,wojuedeyigechenggongdeyingxiaoanlihaixuyaofanmianjiaocailaibuchong,youfanmianjiaocai,womencainenggengrongyizhaodaowentisuozai。”
tashuozheijuhuadeshihou,yanshenruoyouruwudewangwozheibianpiao,woxinligedengyixia,yigubuxiangdeyuganyongshangxintou。
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