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daxuedetushuguan，shiwenyiqingniandejujidi，dangran，xiaoranchuwai。
“nihao，qingwenyoushenmexuyaobangni？”
“qianxingdisanpaizuoguai。zaishujiadedisanceng，younixuyaodeshu。”
……
tongyangdejushi，jinsijixiedehuayu，shixiaoranmeiyitiandebixiuke。tadezhize，bianshibangzhuguangda“wenyiqingnian”，zhaodaotamendejingshenshiliang。
huanjubingbuzheimewenyidehualaishuo，xiaoranqishijiushiyigekubidetushuguanliyuan。
dasibiyeji，shidaxueshenghuozuimangliudeyiduanshijian，tushuguantongyangruci。wulunshixueba，haishiwushucongweitazuguozheipianjingtude“xuezha”，douzhengxiangqianlai，xunzhaobiyedabiansuoxuyaodeziliao，yizuofuxihuozhexiaochao。
mangliulezhengzhengyitian，wanfanshifen，tushuguanzhongyuanjingleyixie，xiaoranyezhongyudedaoleyisideyichuanxidejihui。
“呼。”
shoubeijiazaichuangyanshang，zhichengzhuzhenggeshentidezhongliang。xiaoranzhangshuyikouqi，miqiyanjing，zaizhenggetushuguansaoshiyiquan，yanzhongshanguoyisimimang。
tongyangshidasixuesheng，mianlin“biyejiushishiye”dejiongjing，xiaorandexinzhongziranyeyoujifenjinzhang。genghekuang，qianxieriziyouqiyeqianlaixuexiaomianshixuesheng，xiaorantouchuleshisanzhangjianli，quehaiweicengshoudaoyifenkendingdedafu。
“gongzuozhentmdnanzhao！”
zaixinzhonghenhenzhoumayiju，xiaorandelianselveweinankanqilai。
danshi，dangtadeshixian，saoguotushuguanxieduijiaolingyimianchuanghudeweizhi，yanshendouranbiandewenrouqilai。
neibiandezuoweishang，shiyigenvhai。
gengqueqiedeshuo，shiyigejiweipiaoliangdenvhai。
jibianshizuozaizhuoyipang，neishuangxianxixiuzhangdexiaotuihaishinengzhanxianchutazhurenaorendeshencai。nvhaiyishensuzhuang，zailvexianzaozadetushuguanzhong，xiandezhuoerbuqun。
yishuhuanghundeyangguangluozaitadeshenshang，saxiayipianjinhuang，rangtarutongyigezhenzhengdenvshenyiban，qiaoranjianglinfanchen。
zheishitangyanran，zaibeifangkejidaxuegongrendexiaohuabangshang，paimingdisan。
“tangyanran，jiajingbuxiang。pingrixihuanyigerenduchu，bushanjiaoji。jiaidushu，xiangmaojijia。”
zheishikejidaxueliuchuanyijiude《kedashixiaohuamiji》zhongduitangyanrandemiaoshu，buguo，zaixiaorankanlai，tangyanranquegenbenbushibushanjiaoji，zaijujuemoshengrendashandejingyanshang，tajueduishixiaohuabangshangdejiaojiaozhe。
zaizuoweitushuguanliyuandezheisinianli，xiaoranfaxian，tangyanranbeirendashandejuqing，shangyanlejibianmeiyouyiqianci，yezuyoujiubaici。
dashanjuqing，qianhuabaiyang，shubujinshu。zhibuguo，tamenquedouyouzhexiangtongdejieju——shibai！
xiaoranconglaimeiyoujiandaoguo，nagemoshengrennengyutangyanranshuoshangchaoguosanjuduibai。
danzhengshiyinweinanyizhuomo，caishidetangyanranshenqiandashanderenyuelaiyueduo。rujindasixuezijijiangbiye，qianlai“zhuangdayun”derenyeshiyitianchaoguoyitian。danshijintian，xiaoranbianyijingqinyanmudulechaoguoqige！
“kanshukandedaohaitingrenzhen。”
zuzudinglenvhaishushimiao，tangyanranquexiangshizhongmeiyouchajueyiban，muguangyizhijujizaishouzhongdeshubenshang，zheirangxiaoranbuyouweiweiyisongjian，yanzhongshanguoyisishiluo。
xiaoranxihuantangyanran，gengzhunquexieshuo，shianlian。
congtangyanranzouruzheizuotushuguan，zuozaineishanchuanghupangdediyitian，xiaoranbianshenshenxihuanshanglezheigenvhai。rangtakaixindeshi，tangyanransihuyexihuanshanglezheizuotushuguan，meiyizhou，zhishaoyousantiandeshijian，shizaizheiliduguode。
danshi，jibianxinzhongxihuan，xiaoranqueconglaiweicengxiangneixiedashanzheban，zhudongzhuiqiuguo。yuanyinwuta，zhishixinzhongyouzizhizhimingeryi。
tangyanrandejiajingsuiranshimimi，danzhiyaoyouyishuangyanjing，dingrannenggoukanchu，tadejiajingshipoweiyouyuede，wulunshitashenshangdeyifu，haishipingrisuoyongdeshoujidengdeng，wuyibuxianshizheiyidian。
而肖然自己呢？
jinjinshiyigetushuguanliyuaneryi。
xiaoranshiyigeguer。congtajishiqi，zijibianshiyigerenshenghuole。buguoxingyundeshi，taneiduiweicengmoumiandefumu，zaizheizuochengshihaiyouyitaoliangshiyitingdefangzi，bimianlexiaoranwujiakeguidemingyun。
yezhengshiyinweizheigeyuanyin，xiaorancaikaorulexianzaisuozaidezheisuodaxue，meiyoubeijinglixiang，qianwangtaxiangqiuxue。
duiyuxiaoranlaishuo，shenghuo，gengxiangshishengcun。
xiaoxue、zhongxuehaihao，xiaoranxiangshouleyiwujiaoyudefuli。dancongdaxuekaishi，chenzhongdeyalibianyijiezhongerlai。
xuefei，shufei……gezhongfeiyong，yazhalexiaoransuoyoudejixu。zhuxuedaikuandechenggongshenqing，caishidetajijiangchenggongduwanzhenggedaxue。
buguo，rujinjijiangbiye，xiaoransihuyijingkeyikandao，jiexialailiangnian，zijiyibiangongzuo，yibianhaidaikuandekubisuiyue。
beifurucichenzhongdeyali，xiaoranyounayouxinsiquzhuinvhaizi？
“唉。”
yixiangdaoci，xiaorandexinsilikeyouchenzhonglexuduo。buguo，tayezhidao，zijizheiyangziyuanziaizheshitaijiaoqingle，youbuyoudaizhekuxiao，zichaoleyifan。
“jiarensuihao，dan，zhongjiubushiwodecaia。”
jiangshixiancongyangguangxiadenvhaishenshangchehui，xiaoranzaidusaoguoyanqiandetushuguan，tingqiyaoganzhanleqilai。
xiaoranzhidao，zijizhishiyunyunzhongshengdeputongyiyuan，ertangyanranqueshitianzhijiaonvyibandecunzai。liangrengenbenmeiyouyisikeneng，chufeixingyunnvshenjuangu，youqijifasheng。
“zheigeshijie，younayouneimeduoqiji。”
shouqilianshangdekuxiao，xiaoranzuihouwangleyiyanrengjiuzaianjingkanshudetangyanran，zhuanshenchaotushuguanneideyuangongxiuxishizouqu。
suiranyishihuanghun，danduiyudaxueshenglaishuo，yitianhaiweijieshu。
yewanshixuebamendeshijian，zhenggetushuguandouhuichengweitamenjinxingwanzixidezhuchang。xiaoranderenwu，bianshizaitamenzhengzaichifan，haiweiganlaidezheiduanshijian，jiangzhenggetushuguanzhengliganjing。
zoujinyuangongxiuxishi，nachusaozhouhetuoba，xiaoranzaidutarutushuguanzhengting，wanxiayaoshen，zhunbeikaishiqingsao，cashidiban。
……
yigeshiyangzunchuyoudeguijianvhai，yigeshigukulingdingdepinjiannansheng，ruguoanzhaoxunchangdemingyunguiji，liangrenziranbuhuiyourenhejiaoji。
zhishi，jintianzhudingshibuxunchangdeyitian。
“嗒嗒嗒！”
jiuzaixiaoranwanyaosaodideshihou，shenhouchenzhongdetushuguanmumenwai，turanxiangqiyilianchuanzaozadejiaobusheng，chuandaoanjingdetushuguanzhong，gengxiandejiweicier。
zheishishei，zheimemeisuzhi？
xiaoranmeitouyizhou，xiayishideyaoqishenzhizhilairen。danshi，haiweidengtazuochurenhedongzuo，quejianchenzhongdetushuguanmumen，yijingbeirenyijiaochuaikaile。
“嘭！”
siwugecuzhuangdeshenying，yuhuangbudieduoshandaoyibiandexiaorancajianerguo，meiyourenhetingliu，zhijiechaotushuguanshenchuzouqu。
好嚣张！
xiaoranxinzhongnuhuoranqi，qishenbianyaozhizhilairen，dandangtakanqingneijirendebeiyingshi，lianshangturanmaochuyimojingrongyujidan，tingxialedongzuo。
竟然是他们！
laidejigeren，zaixibeikejidaxue，shizaishitaiyoumingle。tamenyuxiaorantongnianruxue，shixueyuanneiyoumingdeeba！pingriqiqiongruruo，wuebuzuo。
qizhongweishoudelvbin，gengshibaileizhongdebailei。chuanyan，tapingrizaixueyuanqiyanxiaozhang，yijingpohailehenduoxuemei。shenzhi，youxienvxuesheng，yijingbeipotuixue，likailezheizuochengshi。
tamenzenmehuidaozheililai？
kantamencixingdejiashi，xiaorankeburenweizheixierenyeshilaitushuguankanshufuxi，yibeibiyedabianyulunwende。
jinwozheshouzhongdetuoba，xiaoranyibuzoudaochuanghupang，jinjindingzhezheijigebusuzhike。danshi，dangtakanqingzheixieebajiaoxiaqianxingdefangxiang，xintouquebuyouzaiduyijing。
tamendemubiao，jingranshirengduanzuozailingyibiandechuangpangrenzhendushudetangyanran！
guoran，wurenjingzhizoudaotangyanranzhuoqiantingxiajiaobu，weishoudelvbinliangzhixiaoyanyimi，zhourantanchushouqu，quanqigujie，zaizhuozishanghenhenyike！
“嘭！”
yishengcuixiangjingchezhenggeanjingdetushuguan，jibianjiangyiqiedoukanzaiyanli，xinzhongzaoyouzhunbei，xiaorandeshenzihaishibuyouyizhan。
zheiyixiang，tongyangyejingxinglechenmizaishouzhongshubenlidetangyanran。
zhouqiqiongbi，tangyanrantaiqitou，dantakandaolvbinneizhangxiongsheneshadelianshi，yantongbuyichajuededouranyisuo。
“tongxue，qingwenniyoushenmeshime？”
tangyanranbudongshengsedeshuodao，liansekansipingjing，xinzhongqueyijingjinzhangdaolejidian。
“youshenmeshi，nibuzhidao？”
lvbinlianshangluchuyisixiexiao，yuqisenrandeshuodao。
“xiaoniangpi，zheiyicikeshiwolaodadisanciqingnile！meixiangdaonijingranhaishizheimebushihaodai。”
“mofei，niyiwei，zhangzhelaodazhendexihuanni，nijiukeyiweisuoyuwei，zichiqinggaole？”
原来是强行请人。
xiaoranxinzhongleran，yanzhongshensequebiandegenglenglejifen。zheizhongqiaoduan，suiranconglaimeiyouqinyanjianguo，danyetingshuoguojici。
qingkechifanshijia，lingyoumudecaishizhen。
zheiqunren，shixiangduitangyanrandongshoule。
shenweikejidaxueshidaxiaohuapaimingqiansanderenwu，tangyanrandezhuiqiuzhebukeweibuduo。buguoxianglvbinzheiyangjijinde，xiaoranhaishidiyicijiandao。
“啪！”
naibuzhuxinzhongfennu，xiaorantaqianyibu，bianyuyaoshangqianzuzhi。danshi，dangtadejiaobushengganggangxiangqi，lvbinzhouranzhuanshen，kanzheyilianyunnudexiaoran，yanzhongshanshuoqisenranhanmang。
“tuzaizi，nigandong？”
lvbindebiaoqingshashizhengningde。bingqie，zaitadeyouxiukouchu，xiaoranfenmingkandao，yidaociyanderuimangdouranshanguo。
neishiyibingfenglidebishou！
mianduilvbinrucixiaozhangdekonghe，xiaoranzhongyutingxialejiaobu。zhibuguo，tadeliansequebiandegengjiasumu，shouzhongdetuoba，yezuandegengjinle。
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