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第6章

mibaolikechaotapuleguoqu,yibazhangbatashentiligangpaochulaideqiyunpailehuiqu。

duanze“si”leyisheng,tengdegebofama,bushuangdao:“niganma。”

mibaowugudikanzheta,“gege,youwenzi。”

duanzeditouyikan,lianyouheile,naerlaidewenzi,takanjiushizheixiaoyatouchenjixiangdata。

guoran,tadehuiguniangjubenyijingnadaoshoule。

tabugaoxingdituilexiamibao,“yibianerzuozhequ。”

mibaoyaotou,“buyao,yaohegegezaiyiqi。”

shuowan,tayebuheshexiangtouwanle,fangxinbuxiaduanze,limapadaotahuaili,baozhetadegebobusashou,shualaidibaxiaolianwangtahuailiyimai,tianzizidao:“gegewoxihuanni。”

duanzetuilehaojixiadoumeituikai,yilianxianqi,danzuijiaoyourenbuzhuqiaoqi,“wobuxihuanni。”

mibaobajibaozhetayouqinleyikou,ruanhuhudexiaonaibiaotiezhetadelianqingqingcengleceng,huangzhexiaoduantuishuo:“meiguanxida,neiwojiuzaiduigegehaoyidian,gegeyihoukendinghuixihuanwode。”

xiaoguniangyanjingliangjingjingde,yanlimanmandequanshita。

duanzeyouxiezhaojiabuzhudiyikaishixian,dunangyisheng“caibuhui”,yebuxianghetashuohuale,yanjingyibikaishizhuangshui。

mibaokanzheta,qiaoqiaowangtahuailisaileyizhangfu,huixiangzhegangcaideshiqing,tuozhexiabayanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta。

haoqiguai,gegegangcaideqiyunliushidehaokuai。

qiyunjiushiyigerendehaoyun,ruguoquandoumeiledehua,jiuhuibiandehendaomei。

nandaojialipochanyegenzheijianshiyouguanma?

mibaotaochutongbansuanleyigua,kanzheshangmiandeguaxiang,xiaoliandunshiyibian。

buhao,youdahuaidanzaitougegedeqiyun!

chezikailesigeduoxiaoshicaizaiyigecunzilitinglexialai。

duanzemimihuhuzhengkaiyanjing,ganjuexiongkouyoushenmedongxiyazhe,ditoujiukandaolehuailidexiaonaituan。

mibaoyeshuizhele,shuidexiaolianhongpupude,genpingguoyiyang,kandeduanzedeshouyoudianyang。

taguiguisuisuidikanleyanzhouwei,jianshexiangtoumeiduizhunta,anxiang,qiaoqiaonieyixia,meirenfaxianba。

tazhengyaodongshou,huranganjuehuailishishide,zixiyikan,jiujianmibaoliuzhekoushui,xiaozuilihaidunangdao:“xiaolongbaokaozhutihongshaoroukaodaxiapaiguhenainai......”

shuozheshuozhe,tahuranzaiduanzehuailigonglegong,“awu”yixiajiuchaotaxiongkoucouleguolai。

duanzeheleyitiao,yuanbenmoxiangtaliandeshouyixiaziluozailetadehoubojingshang,erhuabushuolinzhetajiubatarengdaoleyipang。

shenmexiaopingguo,jiushigexiaozhuzai,jiuzhidaochi!

haihenai,tashenshangyouneiwanyima!

mibaoyixiazibeishuaixingle,mimihuhuzhengkaiyanjing,ruannuonuodao:“gege。”

duanzeheizhelianxialeche,buxianglita。

mibaoganmangcongcheshangtiaoxiaqu,baozhetadeshouwendao:“gege,nizenmeyoushengqila?”

xiaoguniangyangzhexiaolian,yilianmangran,toufadoushuiluanle,shoushanghaibuwangnazhetadexiaonaipinggudonggudonghezhe。

kandaonaiping,duanzeyandishanguojifenxiunao,shuaikaitadeshou,gengbuxianglitale。

haihaogangcaimeirenpai,burantazheiliankediudale。

shubuzhi,wangyoumenquandoukandaole。

【hahahahahawomenzhidao,yinweibaonigangxiangchinai,nigemeiyou】

【笑死我了】

【kexiduanzedongzuotaikuai,buranwomenmibaojiunengheshangla】

【rangwozaihejikouzenmele!】

【duanze:bushiburang,shizhenmeiyou,chenqiezuobudaoa】

sheyingshiyebiezhexiao,jianbangyidouyidoude,meigaosuduanzeqishitamenhaiyouyinzangshexiangtou,batadeyijuyidongquandoupaixialaile。

“huanyingdajialaidaogegedangjia,woshizhuchirendazhou。”

zhuchirenzoushangqian,ziwojieshaoyifanhou,jiandanjieshaolexiaqitazudejiabin。

yigongyouwuzujiabin,chuleduanzehemibaowai,haiyoudaoyanjizihanghetameimeijizixuan,xiongmeiliangdoushiyishenmingpai,hunshensanfazheyouqiandeqixi。

geshoudongweihedididongyang,xiongdiliangzhengdunzaidishangyanjiumayi,kanshangqushahuhude。

yingdiliaowenbaihetadidiliaowenbo,liangrenchazhedou,daizhemojing,doushiyilianlengku。

yijidanghongliuliangzhaigehetadidizhaifan。

zhuchirenjieshaoqianjigerendeshihou,duanzehainenghetamenbaochilimaoxiaozhedazhaohu,daoleliaowenbaizheili,tazhijielengchiyisheng,fanlegebaiyan,lianshangdeyanehaobuyanshi。

qitarenyanguanbibiguanxin,meiyouchazui,douzhidaotamenliangshichulemingdeduijia,yiqianshenzhihaidaguojia。

dangran,shiduanzedanfangmiandazhaige。

kandaota,zhaigeluchuyouhaodexiaorong,chaotashenchushou,“zegehao,haojiubujianya。”

duanzekanyemeikantayiyan,rangzhaigedeshouluozaikongzhong。

qifenyixiaziyouxieganga,zhaigewunaidichaojingtoukanleyan,songlesongjian,suijishixianyouluozaimibaoshenshang,wanzheyaowenshengdao:“xiaopengyounihao,woxingzhai,nijiaowozhaigegejiuhaola。”

duanzedengzhemibao,tayaoshiganwotadeshou,tajiubatarengchuqu!

haozaimibaokanleyanzhaigedeshou,wanghoutuileyibu,jinjinlazheduanzedeshou,lingyizhishoubaozhenaiping,gudonglebantian,yemeijiannaishaoyikou。

分明就是在假喝!

zhaigeliansejianglexia,shuoleju“xiaoguniangyouxiepasheng,yihoujiuhaole”,jizijidayuanchang。

jieguoyixiamiaojiukandaoqitarengenmibaodazhaohushi,xiaoguniangdouguaiguaidiantou,tiantianjiaozhe“gege”,tadeshouxiayishijinlexia。

兄妹俩一样没礼貌。

tazaixinlimaleyiju,danxiangdaowangyoumenmatamenhuigengxiong,jiuyoukaixinle。

【haomeilimao,genduanzeyigeyanger】

【duanzehezhaigedounaodehenxiongle,yemeibiyaozhuangtaipingleba,zhaigehaozhuanga】

【neishitimianhaoba,doushichengnianrenle,zenmeyidianerrenqingshigudoubudong】

duanzecaibuguantamenzenmema,xinqingyuyuedinielexiamibaotoushangdexiaojiujiu,“keyia,nizenmezhidaoneirenbushigehaodongxi。”

“kanchulaideya。”mibaohelekounai,“taetougaoshangendi,yandameisan,renzhongduanxiao,zheishidianxingdexiaomianhumianxiang,biaomiankanzheheqi,shijishangneixinyinan,xihuanshuohuang,baofuxinjiqiang。”

duanzeyilianmengdikanzheta,“bushi,nizenmehaihuikanmianxianga?”

mibaoguaiqiaodao:“shifujiaowodeya,wokandekezhunla,gege,nijintianbuyaowangrenduodedifangque,huiaizoude。”

duanzefanlegebaiyan,“wozhangzheimedajiuhaimeiaiguozou,wodaoyaokankansheiyouzheidanliang。”

jiantamenxiaodekaixin,zhuchirendazhouluchuyigehuaixiao,shuo:“tiansebuzaole,danshidajiazhudedifanghaimeiyou,zheijiuxuyaozhuweinulizijizhuanqian,womenjiangtigongwugefangxing,jiageyegebuxiangtong。”

shuozhe,tanachuwuzhangzhaopian,zuihaodeneizhangshizijianhaohuaxiaobieshu,biaojiayiqian,zuichadesimianloufeng,popolanlan,kanzhedourangrendanxinqianghuita,jiushijiagebianyi,zhiyongshikuaijiuxing。

danzheizhongfangzi,daotietamendoubuxiangzhua。

jirendoushiyoumingqideren,nalizhuguozheimechadetiaojiana。

erqiezheilijiushigexiaopocun,tamenqunaerzhengzheimeduoqiana。

jizixuandangjijiuhekule,baozhejizihangshuo:“gegewoyaohuijia,wobuyaozhuzaizheiliwuwuwu。”

jizihangganmangwenshenghongzheta,jizixuanhaishikugebuting。

qitaxiaopengyoubeitayingxiang,yekaishikule。

duanzeyangzhuangbujingyibanpieleyanmibao,patayekule,takebuhuihongta。

buchengxiang,mizhenghaotaitou,hetaduishishang,kandaotayanliyinzangdedanyou,mibaohuangrandawu,paipaitadetui,anweidao:“gegenibiepa,wolaizhengqian,wohuirangnizhushanghaofangzida。”

qitarentingdaozheihua,yebeixiyinleguolai。

duanzetiaojiaodao:“wocaibuyongni!wozijihuizhuan!”

mibaodiantou,chaotashuqidamuzhi,“ngng,gegezuibangla,jiniyiduoxiaohonghua。”

duanzelianyixiazijiuzhanghongle,dengletayiyan。

sheiyaotadexiaohonghua,tacaibuxihan!

tamenzheimeyinao,fandaorangqifenhuanhelexie,geziqianzhezijiameimeiquzhengqianle。

duanzehaizaixiangzenmezhengdeshihou,mibaojiulazhetadeshoubatatuodaolecunkoudedahuaishuxia,dixiazhengzuozheyiqunlaoren,duizhetamenzhizhidiandian,kandeduanzedoutoupifama,buganguoqu。

mibaoquedayaodabaidizouguoqu,zoudaoqizhongyigezhangxiangzuixiongdelaotaitaigenqian,shuo:“laonainai,yaosuanmingma?nijiajinriyouxueguangzhizaie。”

zheihuayichu,laotaitaidelianseyixiazijiuchenlexialai。

tabenlaijiuzhangdexiong,lazheliankanshangqugengxiongle,henhendengleyanmibao,“nalilaidexiaopihai,juranganzhouwo,ganjingun!”

mibaoqueyidianeryebuhaipa,kanzhetazhendingziruodao:“laonainai,nishengguolianggeerzishibushi?”

yitingzheihua,zhouweirendouxiaole。

“xiaowawanisuancuola,liulaotaizhishengguoyige。”

“shiashia,tadangchuhuaizheiyigehaizihaichilebushaodepianfangni。”

“wojiushuozheimexiaodexiaohaizizenmekenenghuisuanming。”

tamendouzaixiao,weiyouliulaotaibiaoqingweibian。

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