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huaihecunderenqishidabufenhaishibijiaobaorongposhide,yibanhenshaoyoudaozheizhongchengdu,weiyideliwaijiushizhoumeixiangtadiezhouzhangfu。
zhouzhangfuzaineigeniandaitoujidaobashizhendemeishaozhuanqian,danshitazhuanqianshitadeshi,qitarenxianmudanshibujidu,yebushangganzhebajie。
bierenzhuanqianshibierendeshier,dabufenrenyezhixiangguohaozijiderizi,rangjialichihebuchoujiugoule。
neiweishenmexianzaihuichuxianzheizhongqingkuangni?
很简单。
zhouzhangfucongbenzhishanglaishuoneijiubushigeshenmehaoren。
toujidaobadaohainengsuantayouyibanaozi,keshiyuanxiantazaicunlideshihouneizhengrilizhendeshitoujimogoushenmedougan。
zheihaibusuan,tahaishualiumang!
竟然敢去扒女厕所!
neishihouhuaihecunzhenggecunziyebuguojiujianleyigegongyongcesuozaicunkoufujin,shicunweideganbumenyongtupidade,shangtougailesuliaopengbu。
suishuoyinmixingmeiyouneimeqiang,danshizongbisuibianzhaogejijiaogalaqiangdeduo。
尤其是女同志。
huaihecundenanrendouhenzijue,meirenganjiejinnvcesuoneibian,sheiyebuxiangbeishanggeshualiumangdemingtou。
keweiyideliwaijiushizhoulaotou。
tanianqingshitaihun,qubushangxifuerjiuganchulezheiyangdeshier。
benlaicunzhangtamenneibianshixiangbazhoulaotousongqupaichusuode,shualiumangkebushixiaoshier,haishizhoulaotoudediemaaijiaaihudiqiuren,cairangdajiamianqiangraoletayici。
suishuoshiraole,kezheishierjibenmeirenbuzhidao,zhouzhangfuzaihuaihecunjiuchenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。
zhouzhangfushoubulecaiqulenanfang,zaihuilaijiuyaoshenyibianchengleyouqianren,hailinghuilaileyigepiaoliangxifuer。
quedetiyiju,zhouzhangfuzouzheiliangsannianzhoujiaguodekebuhaodehen。
zhoujiabenlaijiubeizhouzhangfunongkongle,zoudeshihoudaizoulezhoujiasuoyouzhidianerqiandedongxi。
zhouzhangfutadiezhijiejiujiqibingle,aoleyigeyuelengshizaimeiqilai,zhouzhangfutaniangshangxinguoduyegenzhebuxingle。
laoliangkoudehoushidoushizhoujiatongmenerliderenbangzhebande。
zhouzhangfuhuilaizhihoucaizhidaozijidiemazaozouledeshier,buzhimeiganxierenjiabangletadiema,fandaoshirenweishitamenmeixiangfajitadiemazhibing。
shishizaizaidedaodayipa。
被狗咬了咋办?
nizhinengduozhezoubei,nandaohainengquyaogouma?
buguanzhouzhangfuduoyouqian,zhoujiamenlideren,naizhizhenggehuaihecunderendoubudaijianzhouzhangfu。
zheiyeshilinglaotaitaiweishenmebuxianglinghanminhezhouzhangfujiacheshangguanxideyuanyin。
diezaodeniegenhaizishimeishaguanxi,kelinglaotaitaiyebuxianghezhouzhangfuzheizhongrendangqinjia。
没那个脸皮。
xianzaizhouzhangfuyaobuxingle,quancunrenkendingbukenengyouyigerenyuanyilaijizhoujiabangmang。
chuyuefangkanzhelinghanmin,yanshenfaleng。
“zheiyangdeshiernijingranyewangshenshanglan!”
linghanminlengleyixia,youxiejucudicuolecuoshou:“ersao,meixiangtadiedoukuaibuxingle,renzouzhaiqing……”
“tazaicunlimeiganguoshenmehaoshier,bierenjiapingshenmelaijitabangzheigemang,”chuyuefangmeijiajilinghanchengzhiqianjiutingshuoguohuaihecunzhouzhangfudeshier,neimingshengkeshichoudebujin,“zheishiernihaoyisirangniergequshuo!”
linghanmindao:“zhei,zheiyeshimeibanfa……zaishuole,zhoujiahaiyuanyichuzhonglixieergeni,zheijijinroujijigehaizibubushentiduohaodeshiera!”
chuyuefanglandehelinghanminduoshuo,fanzhengshuoshenmetaweibinengtingjinqu。
jinerlailingjiadeshieryeweibishizhoujiarendezhuyi,shuobuhaojiushilinghanminzhudongyaolaide。
buguo,buguansheidezhuyi,jiusuanxianzailinghanchengbuzai,chuyuefangyenengtitadafu——
“zheixierouninazou,tazhoujiaaijisheijishei,womenjiahaizibuxihan!”
“二嫂……”
“biezaishuole!zheijianshiqingwomenguanbule,niergegengbukenengguan!”chuyuefangdelianselingliqilai。
linghanminyaozheyadao:“ersaozongbunengtiwoergezuozhu……”
“zheigezhuwohaizhenjiutitazuole,buguodengtahuilaiyehaishiyiyangdejieguo,nibiebaoshenmewangxiangle!”shuozhechuyuefangchixiaoyisheng,“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaixiangshenme!”
zhudonglanxiazheiyangdeshierwufeiyejiushixiangyaozaizhoujiarenmianqianzhenggemianzi。
zhoumeixiangduilinghanminzheigezhangfuhaisuanbucuo,kezhoujialiangerzikekanbushanglinghanmin,xianzailinghanminzuozheiyangdeshiershiweishenmeyongjiaoxiangyezhidaoyuanyin。
xinlixiangxieshenmebieyiweibierendouheshaziyiyang。
chuyuefangsixiaofeixiaodemoyangranglinghanmindelianyizhenqingyizhenhong。
……
“妈。”
lingmukandaochuyuefangjinlaihanleyisheng,yanshenheshengyinlitouzheyixiedanyou。
chuyuefangxiaozhepaipailingmudejianbang:“meishier,zhibuguo……neixierouzanmenshichibudaole。”
laosilinglitingdaorouzixiayishitianleyixiazijidezuichun,chadianliuchukoushuilai,kehaishiyangzhetoushuodao:“zanmenbuchisanshujidedongxi!”
chuyuefangkandaotazheiyangzirenbuzhuxiaochusheng:“haole,kuaiguonianle,daoshihourangnimenbaqujinimenmairou!”
tamenzheibianmairoubushitebiefangbian,meiyouroupiaodehuajiuzhinengdengguoniansheijiashazhucainengmaidao。
jializijiyangdezhuyebushizijishalechi,zheishishangmianjitamenzheixienongminderenwu,meigecundouyoubixudadaodezhibiao,guonianchuquanledoushicunweitongyilazou。
yicunweidanweiderenwuzhibiaodadaole,neishangmianyehuijitamenfenyixieroupiaoxialai,zheiyangxiayiniantamencainengouerquzhenshangmaiyixierou。
yaobushuozhoujialaoerzaishazhuchangshangbanhaoni,neibiandezhigongmairoukeyaorongyideduo。
linglimangxingfendidianzhenaodai。
guohuieryouxiaodarenmoyangditanletanqi:“rouzhendehenhaochi,kedidimeimeihaixiaobunengchi……”
lingmukanzhezijiaxiaosidi,weiweizhoulezhoumeitou:
“nandaonimeijuedezijixianzaiyuelaiyuepanglema……”
jialilinglizuinengchiyezuixihuanchi,jiashangtanianjixiao,lingmutamengesadoushijinzhelinglichi。
zheiranglinglizhendeshiyuezhangyueyuangungunle。
linglitingdaodagedehuadileditou。
meiyoukandaozijidexiezi……
被肚子挡住了。
!!!
kanzhelinglihaoxiangbeihedaoledeyangzi,chuyuefanglianmangdao:“meiguanxide,xiaosihaixiao,duochidianermeishier,yihoudalekendingjiunengshouxialaile!”
lingliweiquxixidao:“shizhendema?”
“当然当然!”
jishichuyuefangzheimeshuole,linglihaishijuedexinlihuanghuangde,sheirangdageturanjiepozheime“kepa”deshier。
“meimei,woyaokanmeimei……”
linglijuedezijihenxuyaomeimeide“anwei”。
┭┮﹏┭┮
坏大哥。
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