wanjiexiaoshuo《shoufumengqiyouyaolihunle》shiyishunanguazuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo,benxiaoshuodezhujiaooulanzhanmoxiao,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:【zhengwenyiwanjie,fanwaijinxingzhong】“woyaolihun!”renrendouzhidao,quanshitaotiandediguoshoufuhouyuanqihuole,jialidexiaojiaoqi,yikuernaosanshangdiao,zhengtiannaolihun,shenzhiweidadaomude,buxisancijiangtagaoshangfating,gaodetahuitoutulian。gengyaomingdeshi,erzihaiduitadexiaojiaoqihushidandan,“laoba,niheouxiaolanlihunhou,woquta。”laopozheimezuo,erzizheimexiong,tanengzenmeban?chongbei,chongta......
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“为什么?”
“laoziderenshengzhiyousangou,meiyoulihun。”
ca,oulanzhenxiangyaosita。
……
zigujiuyouyuyun:qiongbuyufudou。
为何?
因为斗不过啊。
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战家人果然不靠谱!
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oulanlenglengyixiao,jiangjiehunzhengdijileouchenghai。
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oulanwulidifanlegebaiyan,tuozhepibeideshentixiangzijidefangjianzouqu,“woyaoqusiyihui,xiaoshizhaohun,dashiwafen,ruoshibuxiaoxinouyu,chunshuzhashi,mojinghuangafuqindaren。”
kanzhenverdebeiying,ouchenghaimangrandicuolecuolian。
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